Tang San Was Poisoned from Eating Grass, and the Detoxifying Sausage Was Forced into His Mouth
Yu Xiaogang brought Tang San to the Sports Field, After breakfast, everyone would gather here.
"Teacher, what are we having for breakfast?"
He was quite puzzled. What delicious thing was Yu Xiaogang going to bring him to eat?
Yu Xiaogang said slowly, "What we eat isn't important."
"What matters is that I'm taking you to try Tang Lin's so-called Food System Soul Skill."
"Since she can have a Food System Soul Skill, why can't you?"
"You two are Twins to begin with. Your Martial Souls should be exactly the same."
"If you pair it with a Soul Curse, then you should be able to release a Food System Soul Skill as well."
Tang San's eyes lit up at once.
If he could have this skill too, then he would also have healing abilities.
As expected of Teacher—he could draw inferences from one instance to another. Why hadn't Tang San thought of it himself?
"Xiao San, do you remember what her Soul Curse was?"
"I remember!"
Tang San nodded excitedly.
"Recite the exact same Soul Curse, and at the same time use Soul Power to condense a Blue Silver Grass in your palm."
"Alright!"
Tang San spread open his right hand, and two Yellow Soul Rings slowly rose from beneath his feet.
"All-Purpose Healing Blue Silver Grass!"
A Blue Silver Grass covered in Magic Patterns slowly appeared in Tang San's palm.
"It worked!"
Yu Xiaogang shouted excitedly.
"Sure enough, Tang Lin was just a blind cat stumbling upon a dead rat. That was how she used the Soul Curse to create the All-Purpose Healing Blue Silver Grass."
"Perhaps all Martial Souls can be used as Food System Martial Souls, as long as they are paired with the right Soul Curse."
"Like your Second Martial Soul, for example."
Tang San muttered, "Eat a Hammer?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded. "Martial Souls are formed from Soul Power. You can eat candy beans, eat sausages, eat grass—so why can't you eat a hammer?"
"My eleventh core theory of Martial Souls: Tool Martial Souls can all be used as Food System Martial Souls!"
The more Yu Xiaogang spoke, the more excited he became, as though he had discovered something extraordinary.
He took the Blue Silver Grass with black Magic Patterns from Tang San's hand and examined it carefully.
"Teacher, this Blue Silver Grass looks different from Sister's."
Yu Xiaogang rolled his eyes.
"The Soul Rings you two absorbed are different, so naturally the Blue Silver Grass will manifest differently."
"I taught you for nothing."
"Make another one. Let's test its effects."
Though doubtful, Tang San could only recite the Soul Curse again while using Soul Power to condense another Blue Silver Grass.
Yu Xiaogang nodded in agreement, then tossed the Blue Silver Grass into his mouth and began chewing.
"It's slightly numbing. It has a different flavor, too."
"This probably isn't a healing effect. We'll need to test it more to find out exactly what it does."
"Xiao San, hurry up and try it."
Tang San could only toss the Blue Silver Grass with black Magic Patterns into his mouth, still half doubtful.
His Teacher had eaten it already, so what was there for him to fear?
Sure enough, it was slightly numbing.
And the numbness kept growing stronger.
"Xiao San, have you felt what the effect is?"
Tang San shook his head. "I'm not quite sure."
"It feels numbing. My tongue is getting more and more numb, and so is my body."
"The Soul Rings I absorbed all have Poison Attributes."
"Could this effect be poisoning?"
As soon as the words fell, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang exchanged a glance, then hurriedly clawed at their throats, trying to pull out the Blue Silver Grass they had not fully swallowed.
The next second, the two men both fell backward to the ground and stopped responding.
Tang Lin and the others knew nothing of what had happened here, until the huge Bell Sound rang out across Shrek Academy, prompting everyone to swiftly rush toward the Sports Field.
Before class had even begun, they found Tang San and Yu Xiaogang lying unconscious on the ground.
"Xiaogang!"
"Second Brother!"
Flender and Tang Lin shouted as they swiftly rushed over.
The two men quickly helped Tang San and Yu Xiaogang up.
Their faces were blue-green, their bodies purple, and they were slightly swollen.
"Could the two of them have been poisoned?"
Tang Lin murmured.
"That's very possible!"
"Xiao Ao, immediately make two Detoxifying Sausages and detoxify them."
"Yes!"
Oscar swiftly produced two small sausages and forcibly fed them to the two men.
Neither of them could chew, so they could only pry open their mouths and force the sausages down their throats.
Hard objects passing through the throat—
whether it was uncomfortable or not, no one knew, but if they did not force them down, the two of them would probably be dead.
After stuffing in the two Detoxifying Sausages, there was no change in their condition.
Flender rubbed his chin, unable to understand it. Even if the Detoxifying Sausages were ineffective, they should not have had no effect at all.
Tang Lin thought for a moment.
"Dean, could it be that they haven't reached their stomachs yet after being forced down?"
"Should we stuff in a few more to push them down?"
"This time, we can use regular sausages. They can help the two of them recover as well."
Flender nodded heavily. "Why didn't I think of that? That makes sense!"
"Xiao Ao, make another two sausages. No, make four. Forget it, make ten."
"Alright!"
A lewd smile appeared on Oscar's face.
He let out a sinister cackle.
"I Have a Big Sausage!"
As he shouted, he handed the Big Sausages to Flender and Tang Lin.
Tang Lin took a plastic glove from her Storage Ring and put it on.
With her Left Hand, she pried open her own Younger Brother's mouth. With her right, she grabbed Oscar's Big Sausage and forcefully stuffed it inside.
"Hey!"
"Hey!"
"Hey!"
With one final forceful shove, one of Oscar's Recovery Great Sausages was pushed into Tang San's esophagus.
She clearly watched a round bulge travel down Tang San's neck.
This time, it was truly a massive object going down his throat.
Second Brother, I'm doing this to help detoxify you. You'll definitely understand Sister.
"Oscar, another one!"
Tang Lin repeated the same move, grabbing another one and stuffing it into Tang San's mouth again.
The second time was clearly easier than the first, and the Third Time was even easier.
Flender also copied Tang Lin's method and made Yu Xiaogang eat Oscar's Big Sausages.
They really swallowed them whole.
When the four great sausages were stuffed into Two People's mouths, At last, the colors on Tang San and Yu Xiaogang's bodies began to change. The green on their faces and the purple on their bodies gradually faded away.
"Cough, cough!"
Two People suddenly began coughing violently, perhaps because they had eaten a little too much.
"Dean, quickly stuff in the fifth one. Two People will definitely be fine!"
Tang Lin skillfully stuffed in the final Recovery Great Sausage. Her movements were so practiced
that they made people feel a little heartbroken.
At last, Two People had basically returned to normal, though their bodies were still somewhat swollen. The dark purplish toxins remained clumped together, lingering without dispersing.
Tang Lin recalled how Tang San had detoxified Yu Xiaogang.
"Now, it can only be released."
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