God of Abilities Dad

Lan Xue, a shut-in girl who spent all day at home reading Douluo Continent, lamented, "Why could everyone else transmigrate to Douluo Continent, but I couldn't? Why? Sob, sob, I wanted to transmigrate to Douluo Continent too!" This first-year middle school loli had a face so beautiful it could kill without consequence. With her summer vacation unbearably boring, she stayed home every day reading Douluo Continent.

"Bzzzt, bzzzt." Her computer suddenly went black. "Huh? What happened? Was there something wrong with the plug?" "Smack! Bzzzt, bzzzt!" Lan Xue was electrocuted unconscious.

The next day, the news reported, "Yesterday, a first-year middle school girl was electrocuted to death after touching a plug. We hereby warn primary and secondary school students not to touch power plugs carelessly. Parental supervision is required."

Lan Xue only remembered everything going dark before she could no longer recall anything.

"Hey, wake up. You've been asleep for a whole day." Lan Xue felt a finger poking her cheek. Opening her eyes, she saw a handsome uncle. "Where is this? And who are you? Why am I here?" The handsome uncle flexed his muscles. "Haha, I'm your dad! But I don't want to deal with matters in the God Realm anymore, so I want to pass my godhood on to you and send you to Douluo Continent to cultivate while I'm at it. Once you inherit the God of Abilities' godhood, I'll go play golf with a few old acquaintances. Oh-ho-ho!"

Several black lines seemed to hang over Lan Xue's head. "Fine, I'll go, but hehehe..." Her scheming nature surfaced. "I want to make a few wishes, or I won't let you go play golf."

"Alright, alright. How many?"

"Countless."

"What the..." The God of Abilities had always been tormented by this thirteen-year-old loli, and even after becoming a god, he still was.

"First, I want the prettiest, most beautiful, cutest appearance in the world, with a perfect golden-ratio figure and the fragrance of a hundred flowers all over my body. Also, kick Xiao Wu out;

"Second, I want two adorable Nine-Tailed White Foxes, one male and one female. They must have the ability to summon the undead, protect me, and shrink themselves;

"Third, my martial souls will be the Ice Jade Orchid Empress, with Charm, strangulation, piercing strikes, and Bone Chill Cold Fire; the Ever-Changing Food God, which can create any food; the Vampire Empress, which can move during the day and possesses all the skills from Night Concerto; and the God of Abilities, which knows every ability from Star Stealing Nine Month Sky. I'll be born with level thirty Soul Power;

"Fourth, I want a pair of Violet Zenith Divine Light Eyes that can slow things down, see others' levels and personal information, permanently copy other people's skills and soul skills, read minds, see extremely far away, cast and dispel illusions, determine the locations of others and myself, and attack with my gaze and spiritual power;

"Fifth, I want an incredibly strong body, extreme resistance to pressure, an Undying Body, immunity to all poisons, no risk of exploding to death, extraordinary regeneration, Soul Power, spiritual power, divine power, and divine sense that never run dry, as well as the ability to teleport and turn invisible at will;

"Sixth, I want the Plant Domain to control plants, the Blood Demon Domain to freely control others' senses and absorb blood and life force, and the Void Domain, where I am the ruler within the domain and can create barriers and hide;

"Seventh, I want a storage bracelet with twenty-four star-shaped storage spaces. Whatever I want, I can take out. I also want a Disguise Bracelet with twenty-four moons, capable of using molecular reconstruction technology to create fitting, comfortable, beautiful clothes;

"Eighth, my Vampire Empress and God of Abilities won't need Soul Rings. My other two martial souls will need hundred-million-year purple-gold god-bestowed Soul Rings, which can hide the Soul Rings and change their colors and numbers. Also give me a set of hundred-million-year Soul Bones that are one hundred percent compatible with me and suit me, along with lots of heavenly treasures and many Gold Soul Coins and Silver Soul Coins, all stored in the storage bracelet;

"Ninth, my Ice Jade Orchid Empress must be able to form an incredibly powerful Martial Soul Fusion Skill with Tang San's Blue Herb and Blue Silver Emperor. They must all be one hundred percent compatible, handsome, domineering, sacred, and beautiful;

"Tenth, I also want to be able to call you with my thoughts whenever I want to make a wish."

"I'm done. When are we leaving?" Lan Xue finished making all her wishes in one breath, looking at the God of Abilities, whose face had gone pale and who looked like he was about to vomit violently.

The God of Abilities snapped back to his senses and glared fiercely at Lan Xue, making her scalp tingle. "You little brat, making such overpowered wishes—are you trying to kill me?!" He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. "Fine, go already. Just don't turn Douluo Continent upside down. Look, Angel God, Qian Yu Han is here." "Where?" "Down you go!"

A beautiful black figure fell from the sky. "Ah! Dad, are you trying to scare me into having a heart attack?!"