Sausages

After a while, the sounds of brutal beating and screams in the forest stopped. Everything was terrifyingly silent. Tang San and the others were completely dumbfounded, staring at Zhao Wuji, who had been beaten into a pig's head, and Lan Xue, who wore an utterly harmless smile. Their groins tightened involuntarily.

Dai Mubai looked at pig-headed Zhao Wuji, wanting to laugh but not daring to. He hurriedly shouted, "Oscar, Oscar, get over here. You've got business."

With Soul Power amplifying his voice, as long as someone was within the academy, it was unlikely anyone could fail to hear him.

Many years later, when Dai Mubai, the Evil Eye White Tiger and leader of the Shrek Seven Devils, had already achieved fame and success, someone asked him who was truly the most terrifying among the Shrek Seven Devils.

Dai Mubai answered without hesitation: Orchid Douluo Lan Xue. The reason was simple. She was Thousand Hands Douluo Tang San's reverse scale. Never mind whether one could defeat Lan Xue; directly provoking Tang San might not be a big deal, but if provoking Lan Xue stirred Tang San's fury, something terrifying would happen. Tang San would no longer be Thousand Hands Douluo, but Thousand Hands Asura. And don't think that was the end of it, because something even more terrifying came afterward. After being brutally beaten by Thousand Hands Asura, one would still have to endure another brutal beating from Lan Xue. She struck even harder, her devious nature displayed in full.

Dai Mubai had been amorous and flirtatious all his life, even jokingly called the Peerless Lewd Child within the Shrek Seven Devils, yet he had never once provoked Lan Xue. He was a smart man, and he absolutely did not want to face an enraged Tang San and a rampaging Lan Xue. All because the scene before him had reminded him of it.

"Where's the business? Where's the business?" Oscar's distinctive soft voice came from afar, carrying a trace of excitement as it drew nearer. Soon, he appeared before everyone.

Perhaps he had been too eager. He had even abandoned his cart and run over by himself.

"Xiao Ao, come here." Dai Mubai called to him.

Oscar hurried over. "Boss Dai, you called for me?"

Dai Mubai nodded. "Hurry up and make a few sausages. They're all injured."

Oscar was delighted. "Five Copper Soul Coins each. Don't forget to pay me afterward. I have a Great Sausage." As he chanted his bizarre soul incantation, light flashed in his hand, and an aromatic sausage immediately appeared.

Before conjuring the sausage, he had circled Lan Xue once with infatuated eyes.

"Oscar, come here. Give me one sausage and one little sausage."

Oscar blinked his peach-blossom eyes. "Who are you? How did you get into our Shrek Academy, and how do you know my name?"

"You bastard, are you looking for punishment? I'm Zhao Wuji!" Zhao Wuji flew into a rage, nearly unable to catch his breath and almost coughing up blood.

He had suffered an enormous loss today. Right now, he only wanted to quickly treat his injuries, then threaten the children before him not to let this get out. Otherwise, the Immovable King would never be able to show his face again.

"Uh..." Oscar dearly wanted to ask why Zhao Wuji had become like this. He knew Zhao Wuji's strength very well. But he quickly caught the look Dai Mubai gave him. Being an extremely clever person, Oscar immediately wiped the surprise from his face and, as though nothing had happened, eagerly trotted over to Zhao Wuji. He handed him the sausage he had just made, while chanting another soul incantation that left everyone present torn between laughter and tears.

"I have a Little Sausage." Even though Oscar himself did not look lewd, the moment he spoke that soul incantation, he became as lewd as could be.

A little sausage, no thicker than a pinky finger, appeared in his hand and was quickly passed to Zhao Wuji.

Zhao Wuji did not stand on ceremony. He ate the sausage and little sausage one after another. His complexion immediately improved considerably.

"Mubai, take them to the dormitories."

"Yes."

And so, Lan Xue and Ning Rongrong shared a dormitory, Zhu Zhuqing had one dormitory to herself, while Tang San and Oscar shared a dormitory.