Critical Hits from the Start: Invincible from the Demon Suppression Division
Chapter 295

Highway robbery? I'm your ancestor!

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"The fat sheep in front... ah, fellow Daoist in front, stop Laozi!!"

On the leading flying boat on the opposite side, a One-Eyed Dragon big man held a nine-ring ghost-headed sword, stepped on the bow of the ship with a golden sword, and roared extremely arrogantly.

He exudes the aura of Early Golden Immortal Stage. Although he is not top-notch, he is still considered the number one figure in this fringe area of the Chaotic Star Sea. On the big flag behind him, there is a ferocious black shark painted on it - "Black Shark Gang".

On weekdays, he relies on these modified broken ships and hundreds of desperadoes under his command to rob newcomers who have just come to the Chaotic Star Sea for refuge. It can be said that he has tried and failed.

Today, he came all the way to see this gleaming golden chariot, and he wished he could have the words "I am rich" engraved on every part. His mouth watered at that moment.

Where is this chariot? This is clearly a moving golden mountain!

"I built this mountain and planted this tree! If you want to live from now on, leave money to buy the road!"

One-Eyed Dragon shouted out the classic opening line that has been passed down for thousands of years very skillfully, and then waved the sword with a ferocious smile, pointing at Lin Feng: "Look at you, you thin-skinned and tender people, which second-generation fairy must have sneaked out, right? You know, the men left the storage ring and left, and the women left! The car is also left! Even the underwear must be left for Laozi!"

"The boss is mighty!"

"Robbing them all! Even if one piece of gold is taken off that car, it will be enough for us to drink a pot!"

"This fat sheep is so fat that it oozes oil just by looking at it!"

His subordinates followed suit, banging their weapons and making piercing strange noises, as if they had seen mountains of gold and silver waving to them.

On the chariot.

Lin Feng and Liu Ming looked at each other, both of them showing expressions of looking at fools.

"Master, this... this line is too cliche." Liu Ming was speechless, "And did they not read the Heavenly Dao wanted notice just now? I wonder whose car this is?"

Lin Feng shrugged. "Chaotic Star Sea lacks information, and we are running too fast, so it is normal that they don't know. Those who don't know have no fear."

"Then... do you need your subordinates to clean it up?" Liu Ming asked.

"No need."

Lin Feng waved his hand, straightened his collar, and walked slowly to the front of the car with a harmless smile on his face.

He looked at that One-Eyed Dragon and asked with a "sincere" and "horrified" face. "Brother, are you the legendary robber?"

When One-Eyed Dragon saw this, he was even more proud. "Nonsense! Can't you see? Laozi is the leader of 'Black Shark Gang'! This is Laozi's territory for thousands of miles! What? Are you afraid? If you are afraid, get out and surrender!"

"Oh--it turns out we are colleagues."

Lin Feng nodded thoughtfully, then sighed, with a hint of regret in his tone, "What a pity. Originally, I wanted to be a good, law-abiding person and enter Chaotic Star Sea development in a low-key manner. You forced me to do so."

"What nonsense? Stop talking nonsense! Traveling together? Who is traveling with you! Laozi is a robber!" One-Eyed Dragon became impatient, "Brothers, get in! Don't damage the car!"

However, the next second.

"Do it, right? Okay."

Lin Feng smiled slightly, revealing a pair of deep white teeth. He gently raised his right hand and made a crisp snap of his fingers.

"Pah!"

"Fugui, close the door... No, there is no need to close the door."

"Let your Great Firmament Golden Immortal breath leak out to me a little bit."

Huang Fugui, who had been watching the show, heard this and rubbed his little paws excitedly. He had long wanted to show off in front of these minions.

"Squeak!!"

The next moment.

Boom--!!!!

A terrifying coercion of the Great Firmament Golden Immortal level, like a hundred thousand ancient sacred mountains, suddenly descended on this void without any warning!

This is not only coercion, but also an absolute crushing of life levels!

The pirates who were still clamoring suddenly felt that the sky was falling.

"Crack! Click!"

The originally menacing pirate ships suddenly felt like crushed cans under this pressure, making a heart-wrenching sound of metal twisting. The large array of ship guards did not even last a second before exploding into powder.

The hundreds of pirates on the ship couldn't even let out a scream. In an instant, they were all crushed to the deck like dumplings being dropped.

The One-Eyed Dragon gang leader was even more miserable. He stood tallest just now and received the most care.

There were just two crisp sounds of "click", and his kneecaps shattered directly. He knelt in the void in a very standard posture, with his face pressed tightly against his insteps.

"Big... big...Great Firmament Golden Immortal?!"

One-Eyed Dragon was so frightened that his eyes almost popped out. His crotch instantly became wet and gave off an unpleasant smell.

He never dreamed that he could stop any fat sheep and actually stop Great Firmament Golden Immortal!

This is like a gangster who went out to rob elementary school students and ended up grabbing the head of a nuclear weapons launch silo!

"Kneel down now? It's boring."

Lin Feng shook his head, took a step forward, and teleported directly in front of One-Eyed Dragon.

He squatted down, used the Asura Saber that had not yet wiped away the blood of the heavenly soldiers and generals, and gently patted One-Eyed Dragon's face covered in cold sweat, making a crisp "snap" sound.

"What did you say you wanted us to keep?" Lin Feng asked with a smile, his tone was as gentle as a big brother next door.

"Misunderstanding... misunderstanding! Senior! This is a misunderstanding!"

One-Eyed Dragon cried so hard that he had runny noses and tears, and his whole body was shaking like chaff, "The little one has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai! Damn the little one! Please, senior, just treat us like nothings! We have an eighty-year-old mother above us, and below us..."

"Stop."

Lin Feng interrupted him, his face suddenly turned cold, as if it were thousands of years old.

"As I said just now, I am a fellow traveler. Since I am a fellow traveler, I must act according to the rules."

"Have you ever heard of reverse robbery?"

"Ah?" One-Eyed Dragon was confused, and his mind went blank.

"Never heard of it? It doesn't matter, now you have experienced it." Lin Feng stood up and waved to Liu Ming behind him.

"Liu Ming, take the brothers and get to work!"

"Remember, we are civilized people. Don't kill people, but take every valuable atom from their bodies for me!"

"Even if it's a gold tooth, I'll have it pulled out!"

After half a stick of incense.

The originally majestic Black Shark Gang fleet has now turned into a pile of floating scrap metal.

Several pirate ships were moved cleanly, and even the sails, rudders and even the nails on the deck were removed and taken away - euphemistically called "recycling".

Hundreds of pirates, currently wearing only large underpants (left behind by Lin Feng's mercy), were squatting shivering in the cold void, lined up in a row, like a group of quails waiting to be slaughtered.

Lin Feng held a freshly written IOU in his hand, looked at Bloody Hand Seal on it, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, even though you are very poor, you can barely get two spiritual stones by selling the wrecks of these ships to the scrapyard."

"There is also this IOU, which owes me... well, 100 million Immortal Crystal in mental damages and lost wages. The interest is calculated at 10% per minute."

"Now, you can go back and raise money."

"Remember, my name is Lin Feng. If you see my car at the Chaotic Star Sea from now on, remember to take a detour. Otherwise, next time, I won't even leave any underwear for you!"

One-Eyed Dragon held the IOU and wanted to cry but had no tears.

What a sin!

Where is this fat sheep? This is clearly Devil King who eats people without spitting out their bones!

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