Critical Hits from the Start: Invincible from the Demon Suppression Division
Chapter 296

The God-Tier Recycling Station That Wanted Not Just Money, but Lives

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Deep in the Chaotic Star Sea, there is a dry meteorite belt covered by interstellar dust.

This is the restricted area of life, a blind spot that even the turbulence of the void is too lazy to visit. However, at this moment, on the back of a meteorite as huge as a mountain, parked is a luxurious golden chariot that is incompatible with the surrounding environment.

On the top of the chariot, Lin Feng was lying in the shape of "big", bored and counting the meteors passing above his head.

"Nine thousand nine hundred and eighty-one... nine thousand nine hundred and eighty-two..."

"Tongzi, is your update progress bar stuck? It's been three days! It's been three whole days! Do you know how I spent these three days? I even finished the Peach of Immortality I grabbed that day!"

Lin Feng complained to the void. This system update is like constipation. It has been stuck at 99.9% for two full hours and cannot move.

Just when Lin Feng was about to take out a handful of "Supreme Yin Melon Seeds" from the Vast Cold Palace from the system space and continue to drink, a crisp sound like the sound of nature finally came from the depths of his mind.

[Ding--!]

The sound is long, crisp, and has the texture of money falling into a bag.

[System kernel reorganization completed... database connection successful... rule module loading completed!]

[Congratulations to the host! God-Tier Prodigal System Version 3.0 is officially online! This update is full of sincerity and will never be a cakewalk!]

"Brush!"

Lin Feng The virtual interface in front of him instantly changed drastically.

If the previous interface was the nouveau riche style, then the current interface is a low-key, luxurious and connotative "black gold streamer" style. Each icon seems to be condensed by the Great Dao rule, exuding a cold atmosphere of "I am very expensive, you can't afford it".

"Hey, the UI design has been upgraded? Don't be pretentious and talk about the new features." Lin Feng sat up straight, his eyes shining with anticipation.

[Answer to the host: This update has removed some inefficient modules and added core functions--[God-Tier Recycling Station]!]

[Message from the system: A true hero must not only know how to spend money, but also know how to "open source". It is too slow to obtain Crit Points simply by prodigal. A truly strong man should learn to build the enemy's pain on his own happiness.]

"Speak humanly."

[New function one: Emotion Monetization.]

[After turning on this function, a "Emotion Force Field" with a diameter of thousands of miles will be formed around the host. Any target that has negative emotions such as hostility, murderous intention, fear, jealousy, greed, etc. towards the host will automatically absorb its Emotion Points and convert it into "Enhancement Points" in proportion! The stronger the emotion, the higher the points!]

[New feature two: Universal Recycling.]

[After the host defeats or kills the enemy, it can "forcefully recycle" its remains. Not limited to the storage ring, the system has a probability to directly strip the opponent's "natal magical power", "special bloodline", "Fortune Points", and even "remaining life span", and convert them into directly usable data cards!]

Lin Feng After listening, the whole person froze in place.

Three seconds later, he slapped his thigh suddenly, the corners of his mouth raised crazily, and his smile gradually became abnormal.

"What the fuck? Tongzi, you are completely out of character!"

"What kind of recycling bin is this? This is clearly Star-Absorbing Grand Art plus Northern Abyss Divine Art, plus the ultimate stitching monster of capitalist exploitation!"

In the past, I had to think hard about how to spend money to become stronger, or how to show off to gain reputation. Now, as long as someone hates me, I will become stronger? As long as someone is afraid of me, I will also become stronger? Can I even take away their luck and lifespan by killing them?

This is simply a snowballing BUG!

"That is to say, from now on, I will attract hatred not only for pleasure, but also for cultivation?"

[Correct answer. The more hated the host is, the faster its strength will increase. In this world where the jungle is strong and the strong eat the strong, being a villain who is hated but cannot be killed is the way to survive.]

"Understood." Lin Feng snapped his fingers and his eyes became sharp, "I, Lin Feng, would like to be the strongest in terms of not being a human being."

At this moment, the chariot's warning formation suddenly lit up with a faint red light.

Lin Feng swept his consciousness and found that in the gap of the meteorite three hundred miles away from the chariot, several sneaky streams of light were touching the surface of the meteorite, touching it silently.

They were five monks wearing gray robes and smelling mixed. Judging from their appearance, they should be the "starry sky scavengers" at the bottom of the Chaotic Star Sea, also commonly known as little thieves. They looked at the Golden War Chariot that had been parked for three days without moving, and their eyes were filled with greed.

"Boss, that car has been parked for three days and there is no movement at all. I think the owner of the car must have been seriously injured or died in the previous void storm!" A little monk said.

"Hey, this car looks valuable! Even if you scrape off the gold skin on the outside, it will be enough for us brothers to live happily for a hundred years!" The leader One-Eyed Dragon licked his lips and held a "Bone-Piercing Nail" specially designed to break the formation in his hand.

"Brothers, be gentle and touch them. If someone inside is not dead yet, just give them a stabbing blow!"

The five people gradually approached and were about to come within a hundred feet of the chariot.

At this moment, a lazy voice suddenly came from the top of the originally motionless chariot:

"You guys, thank you for coming all the way to deliver the express."

"Who?!"

The five people were shocked and looked up suddenly.

They saw the young man who was supposed to be "severely injured and dying" standing on the roof of the car, holding an unfinished peach in his hand and showing them an extremely bright smile that made their scalps numb.

"I came at the right time. The system has just been updated and I was worried that I had no place to try it out."

Lin Feng threw the peach core away and grabbed the five little thieves in the air.

"System, turn on God-Level Recycling! Emotion extraction mode!"

Buzz--!

An invisible wave instantly enveloped a thousand miles radius.

[Ding! It was detected that the target "Passenger A" was in extreme panic, and the recovery was successful! Transformed into Enhancement Points+500!]

[Ding! It was detected that the target "Passenger B" was producing a mixture of murderous intent and greed, and the recovery was successful! Transformed into Enhancement Points+800!]

[Ding! The target "Passenger C" was detected to have regretful emotions (regret for not wearing diapers), the recovery was successful! Enhancement Points+600!]

Before those few thieves had time to take action, they suddenly felt as if their Juexin organs were being tightly grasped by someone. A sense of fear originated from the depths of their souls, as if they were being targeted by some ancient ferocious beast. Their whole bodies became cold, and their spiritual power became stagnant.

"The idea is tough! Run!!"

The leader, One-Eyed Dragon, reacted the fastest. He let out a strange scream, turned around, and tried to burn his blood and essence to escape.

"Run? Where to run?"

Lin Feng had a hint of joking at the corner of his mouth, "You've come, leave your things before you leave. If you don't leave things behind, then leave people behind."

Brush!

The figure of Lin Feng disappeared from the place like a ghost.

The next moment, he appeared directly on the five people's escape route. There was no need to draw the sword, just Great Firmament Golden Immortal's breath was slightly released.

"Plop! Plop!"

The five people were like flies under a fly swatter, pressed directly against the hard meteorite surface by the terrifying pressure. Their faces were deformed by the pressure, and their bones made an overwhelming crunching sound.

"Big...Great Firmament Golden Immortal?!"

One-Eyed Dragon was so frightened that his crotch instantly became wet. They just wanted to pick something up, but why did they pick it up on the head of this great god?

Lin Feng squatted down and looked at One-Eyed Dragon with a smile.

"Don't be afraid, I don't kill people. I just want to do an experiment."

Lin Feng's palm gently pressed on One-Eyed Dragon's shoulder, and he said silently in his heart:

"Touch the corpse and recover it! Extract it!"

[Ding! Recycling successful!]

[Obtain the Yellow Rank, Low Grade magical power "Five Tigers Gate-Severing Saber" (incomplete version, it is recommended to throw it away).]

[Obtain three thousand Low-Grade Immortal Crystal.]

[Trigger critical hit! Successfully stripped target "Fortune Points": 10 points (this person would have picked up a piece of Supreme-Grade Spirit Stone today, but now it belongs to the host).]

[Successfully stripped target "Misfortune Points": 50 points (this person suffers from a hidden disease, and the host can poison this bad luck to others).]

Looking at the dusty card in his hand, which said [Ten-Year Chronic Cold Legs], Lin Feng laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright.

"Hahaha! Magical skills! Absolutely magical skills!"

"You can even extract other people's diseases and use them as weapons? Tongzi, you are really a genius!"

Lin Feng was in a good mood. He slapped several people unconscious with his backhand, stripped off all the storage bags on his body, and then kicked them away to die in the meteorite belt thousands of miles away.

After doing all this, he jumped back into the chariot refreshed.

"Liu Ming! Fugui! Stop sleeping and start working!"

"Target: City of Sin!"

"I can't wait to go to that place full of bad people to buy goods... Oh no, I'm going to maintain world peace!"

Liu Ming poked his head out from the cockpit and looked at the green wolf-like eyes of his boss, and couldn't help but shudder. He always felt that this group of villains from City of Sin were about to usher in the biggest "villain" in their lives.

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