Heavenly Court--Oh no, the celebration banquet named "Eternal Divine Kingdom General Administration" is now in full swing.
This is not the boring banquet that used to involve drinking some ambrosia, eating Peach of Immortality, and having to talk about seniority and show off. Under the auspices of Lin Feng, this has become a carnival that spans the ages.
A huge holographic projection projected the neon words "Eternal Divine Kingdom was founded, who can compete" on the dark sky, and colorful laser beams shot randomly, directly turning the cold Laurel Palace into a Cyber Nightclub. In the center of the square, there is no imperial meal placed, but hundreds of super mandarin duck hot pots with a diameter of ten feet are set up side by side. The rich smell of red oil and butter is mixed with the smell of various high-grade spices, which makes the passing mythical beasts and cranes sneeze.
"Come on, come on, freshly cut North Sea chilled sashimi! This is what Ao Guang, the old boy, fished out of the deep sea to show his loyalty!" Nezha stepped on Wind-Fire Wheels, holding a white jade plate the size of a basin in his hand, walking through the crowd like a chicken-blooded waiter, not forgetting to stuff a piece of plump fish into his mouth.
"Second brother, stop wiping your broken knife there and come here to order some skewers! This is the freshly roasted Spirit Mountain... oh no, the wild boar meat opposite Spirit Mountain!" Marshal Heavenly Canopy's face turned red after drinking. He was carrying a bottle of high-quality Erguotou in his left hand and waving a handful of sizzling and oily roasted lamb legs in his right hand.
Yang Jian Although his face was still cold, he still held a bunch of kidneys sprinkled with secret chili powder in his hand and ate them without looking away.
Lin Feng was sitting on the main seat, with a table of leftovers in front of him. He had just swallowed a peeing beef pill and was about to ask the system to exchange for two more boxes of cold beer. He felt quite comfortable.
Just when the atmosphere was at its peak, even Venus Star Lord was planning to go up and do a hip-hop dance.
"Buzz--"
In the western sky, sudden changes occurred.
A brilliant golden light that was extremely dazzling and had an unquestionable sense of dominance suddenly tore apart the night.
This golden light didn't matter which one came first, it violently penetrated Eternal Divine Kingdom's spiritual defense layer, and along with an extremely rich sandalwood scent that was so strong that it even made people feel sick to their stomachs, it forcibly cut off the signal of the holographic projection.
The dynamic electronic music stopped abruptly and was replaced by the grand, distant and brainwashing Sanskrit chanting.
"Namo... Amita..."
The originally cheerful atmosphere suddenly dropped to freezing point. The immortals who were eating hot pot put down their chopsticks one after another and showed vigilance. They were very familiar with this kind of atmosphere, and it was the prelude every time that group of monks came out to disrupt the situation.
In the golden light, a flawless white Ninth-Grade Lotus Throne was slowly floating towards me. There was a master in white sitting on the lotus platform, holding a Mutton-Fat Jade Purification Bottle in his hand. The willow branch was slightly swaying, and his expression was compassionate with a touch of unattainable holiness. The halo of merit behind his head was stacked up and down, which was as high as a three-story building.
It is Bodhisattva Guanyin.
As soon as she appeared, the hustle and bustle within a hundred miles radius seemed to be forcibly suppressed by an invisible force, and the air was filled with solemnity and depression.
"Amitabha."
Bodhisattva Guanyin opened his red lips lightly, and the sound was like a 360-degree stereo surround, which made everyone's eardrums itch. "The poor monk came uninvited and disturbed the Lord's elegant mood. I hope the Lord will forgive me."
Lin Feng did not stand up, and even stopped wiping his mouth. He leaned on the back of the chair, tilted his head, looked at the famous Bodhisattva Three Worlds, and said in a playful tone:
"Since you know that you are here uninvited and you have to force your way in, have you Spirit Mountain people's professional skills deteriorated so much? Didn't you see that we are doing team building here? Do you want to come to beg for help, or do you want to come to take advantage of the pot?"
Bodhisattva Guanyin's eyes twitched without any trace, but the Dharma was profound and she still maintained that perfect smile:
"The Lord of God is joking. The poor monk is here in compliance with the decree of my Buddha Tathagata, and is here to send a 'letter of invitation' to the Lord of God."
After saying that, she raised her beautiful hand.
A stream of golden light slowly flew towards Lin Feng. It was not an ordinary piece of paper, but a Bodhi leaf made of the finest red gold and containing the phantoms of ten thousand Buddhas. The leaf was covered with complex scriptures in Sanskrit, and each stroke faintly revealed the pressure of Sage.
"Go!" Nezha wanted to block it with Fire-Tipped Spear, but found that the golden leaf seemed to be between reality and reality, directly penetrating the tip of the gun.
Lin Feng snorted coldly, opened his fingers slightly, and a pure power of Half-Step Sage came out from his fingers, firmly clamping the "gold leaf".
"Invitation? Why are Tathagata looking for me? Could it be that you heard that I am the CEO of Three Worlds and want to apply for an office and pay me the property fee?"
Bodhisattva Guanyin stopped smiling, his expression became solemn and cold, and there was an undoubted flavor of "conspiracy" in his tone:
"Three days later, it will be Spirit Mountain's once-in-a-million-generation event 'Ullambana Assembly'. At that time, all the Buddhas and Arhats in the heavens will gather at Spirit Mountain to lecture on Dharma and sutras to save all sentient beings. I, the Buddha, express my gratitude to God and his genius for not only integrating Heavenly Court, but also reshaping Underworld. They have worked so hard and accomplished so much, and I specially invite God to come to Great Thunderclap Temple to participate in this grand event."
Speaking of this, Guanyin paused for a moment, his eyes swept across the Dragon King and Yama who had surrendered to Lin Feng, and said meaningfully:
"At that time, I still have some 'little suggestions' about Three Worlds's governance and distribution of luck, and I would like to discuss them face to face with the Lord of the Lord. After all, whether this Three Worlds can be long-term and stable depends on my 'care' of Buddhist Order. Lord of God, if you don't dare to go, I'm afraid these Three Worlds sentient beings will think that you have limited magnanimity and are unable to carry the throne."
As soon as these words came out, the whole place was in an uproar.
Where is this invitation? This is a naked ultimatum, a conspiracy Hongmen Banquet!
Everyone knows what Tathagata is planning. Lin Feng is now too strong, and Spirit Mountain can't sit still. As long as Lin Feng dares to step into Great Thunderclap Temple, it will be in Buddhist Order's territory, As soon as Ten Thousand Buddhas Paying Homage Formation is opened, even Great Firmament Golden Immortal will have to shed its skin. But if it is not removed, Buddhist Order will immediately create public opinion, saying that Lin Feng is in an unfair position and has evil intentions, and will unite with the Western Ox-Gift Continent or even other Unaffiliated Immortal forces to rise up.
"No! Absolutely not!" Nezha became angry, Fire-Tipped Spear swept away, and red flames rose into the sky, "Boss, this is obviously digging a hole for you to jump! Tathagata That fat guy has a dark heart!"
Yang Jian also sneered, with a faint purple light flickering between his eyebrows Heavenly Eye: "If you want to talk, come to the Heavenly Strategy Manor to talk, go to Spirit Mountain? Dream on."
Guanyin completely ignored these scoldings and just stared at Lin Feng quietly, with a hint of provocation hidden in his eyes. "God Lord, Three Worlds are all looking at you. Do you dare to go to the appointment?"
All eyes are focused on Lin Feng.
Lin Feng looked down at the gold leaf in his hand, and suddenly grinned, a smile that was a little nervous and made Guanyin panic.
"Hey, that's interesting."
He had just finished eating the peeing beef balls, and his mouth was full of red hot pot oil and unchewed minced garlic. He looked around and seemed to have failed to find the napkin, and his expression looked a little troubled.
"Oops, the base of this hot pot is too heavy, the oil is a bit big, and it's all over my face."
Lin Feng muttered, and then--
In the horrified eyes of Guanyin, under the petrified gaze of gods all over the sky.
Lin Feng directly picked up the "Pure Gold Bodhi Invitation" that represented the dignity of Buddhist Order Supreme, was personally blessed by Tathagata, and was enough to be regarded as Acquired Supreme Merit Treasure.
"Zi Liu--"
He wiped it hard on his mouth.
The red oil stain instantly covered the golden invitation card. Before it was finished, Lin Feng turned it over again and carefully wiped the spicy oil from the gaps between his fingers.
The golden leaf, which was originally bright and solemn with Buddha's light, instantly turned into a piece of scrap metal covered with peppercorns, chopped green onions and spittle stars.
"You--!!"
Bodhisattva Guanyin's compassionate expression that had lasted for hundreds of millions of years collapsed instantly. Her eyes almost popped out, and the hand holding Jade Purification Bottle's joints turned white due to excessive force, "Lin Feng! How dare you... How dare you blaspheme the Buddha's decree like this! You are openly provoking me, Buddhist Order, and seeking your own death!"
Lin Feng casually threw the greasy gold leaf on the table and shook his hand in disgust:
"Don't be so angry. Your gold leaf has a mediocre oil-absorbing effect, so it's a bad review. Go back and tell that fat man with bloated hair that you remember to change the brand of paper towels."
He stood up slowly, and his original relaxed aura suddenly became as deep as Abyss. He stared at Guanyin coldly, without a trace of warmth in his eyes:
"This is Hongmen Banquet, I took it."
"You don't have to wait three days. I'm a quick-tempered person. Since you want to treat me to a meal, prepare a big meal. If the food doesn't taste good then, or you haven't prepared the food I want to eat..."
Lin Feng showed his white teeth and smiled cruelly, "Then I will not only overturn your table, I will also demolish your ruined temple."
"Go away! Don't be an eyesore here and delay Laozi from eating hot pot."
Bodhisattva Guanyin was so angry that her golden body was trembling. She knew that it would be useless to talk more, so she snorted coldly, rolled up the lotus pad, turned into a thunder, and headed straight to the west.
Watching Guanyin leave, the smile on Lin Feng's face instantly faded, replaced by extreme calmness.
"Taibai."
"I'm here..." Venus Star Lord came up wiping cold sweat.
"Give me the order to stop this banquet."
Lin Feng turned to look at the distant horizon, "Notify all battleships to recharge at full capacity. Let's go to Western Heaven and send them on their way."