Critical Hits from the Start: Invincible from the Demon Suppression Division
Chapter 364

Mustering for War, Target: Spirit Mountain

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Less than ten minutes after Bodhisattva Guanyin left, the entire Eternal Divine Kingdom instantly switched from carnival mode to war mode.

A huge holographic strategic map was spread out in the center of the command room. Every Buddhist temple and every spiritual energy node in the Western Ox-Gift Continent was marked red. Especially Spirit Mountain Great Thunderclap Temple, which is the core of luck for the entire Buddhist Order, was currently wrapped in a thick layer of golden light representing "Grand Formation of Ten Thousand Buddhas Paying Homage".

"Master God, Spirit Mountain is not easy to fight."

Yang Jian put on a black special battle armor, pointed at the map and analyzed, "Their tactics are very sinister. Spirit Mountain is surrounded by a very strange waveband of 'Buddhist Chant Magnetic Field'. Once If you get close, the brain waves of our soldiers will be disturbed, causing hallucinations and even suicidal guilt. Before many people open fire, they will have the idea of 'Why should I fight? Life is so tiring, I want to become a monk'. This is called spiritual Dimensional Reduction Strike."

"Furthermore." Yang Jian looked solemn, "That old man Tathagata is cultivating 'Power of Faith'. As long as Western Ox-Gift Continent still has followers chanting sutras, his power will be almost endless."

Nezha was grinding Fire-Tipped Spear beside him, cursing and saying, "What bothers me the most is those bald donkeys trying to reason. They say, 'Donor, you are destined to me,' and then they start buzzing, which makes my head hurt. Boss, can our Star Destroyer stop this kind of brainwashing?"

Lin Feng sat on the command chair, tapping his fingers lightly on the armrest, with a hint of sarcasm hanging from the corner of his mouth:

"Spiritual pollution? Play this trick with me, they are still living in the Middle Ages."

"System, don't pretend to be dead. Move out all the 'Anti-Feudalism Gift Pack' we saved before. Laozi is going to give Spirit Mountain a 'scientific baptism' today."

[Ding! The host's willingness to fight has been detected. The system mall has screened out 'Cyber Demon-Subduing Equipment Set' for you.]

Swipe and pull, and the list pops up.

Lin Feng waved his hand. "Exchange them all! Get 100,000 sets of each item first, and record them in Tathagata's account (you're going to grab them anyway)."

A bunch of strange-looking equipment appeared out of thin air on the conference table.

Lin Feng picked up a pair of dark sunglasses with red scanning rays on the sides and threw them to Yang Jian:

"This is called 'Anti-Buddha-Light Dynamic Recognition Sunglasses'. It has built-in AI to correct the spectrum in real time. Tathagata people like to make 'golden light body protection', which is actually a kind of high-frequency light wave interference. Wearing this, all the Buddha's light is ordinary light pollution in your eyes, and you can even see what kind of material their golden bodies are actually plated with. The most important thing is that it can filter out all visual cues. Looking at Bodhisattvas is like looking at aunties, and looking at Arhats is like looking at bald donkeys."

Yang Jian tried it on, and a hint of surprise appeared on his stern face. "Sure enough, the world has become peaceful."

Then, Lin Feng held up an electronic device that looked like a wooden fish but was filled with various antennas and indicator lights.

"This is the 'Quantum Entanglement Interference Wooden Fish' I specially prepared for them."

Lin Feng sneered and knocked, the wooden fish made not a "dong" sound, but a very penetrating electronic sound - "Zi--!"

"This gadget will automatically capture the Sanskrit frequency of Spirit Mountain, and then emit anti-phase sound waves for hedging. Tathagata chants a sutra, and the wooden fish will automatically give him a 'social rock' rhythm in return. As long as this gadget is around, their degree-changing spells will sound like out-of-tune electronic dance music, which cannot wash their brains at all."

Lin Feng pointed at the boxes of "Bose Supreme Noise-Canceling Earbuds" in the back:

"All soldiers, one pair each. The channel is locked to the Heavenly Strategy Manor strategic song library. We don't listen to the classics. We listen to "Great Compassion Mantra (DJ Speed Edition)" and "Good Fortune Comes". Since they want to create atmosphere, we should be more lively than them."

After the equipment distribution is completed, the final step is strategic deployment.

"Nezha!"

"Arrived!"

"You are the commander of the vanguard army. Take your Red Lotus Mechanized Battalion and rush to the front. Remember, don't talk nonsense to them. Whenever you see a glowing bald head, fire directly at me. Your Gatling is equipped with 'Dharma-Destroying Special-Purpose Ammunition', which is specially designed to break the golden body."

"Understood! Make sure to sieve them!"

"Ao Bing!"

"Here!"

"You take Divine Dragon Fleet on a high-altitude route. Spirit Mountain likes to do 'Heaven Flower crashing' and 'earth-swelling golden lotus'. You can do 'carpet bombing' for me. As long as there is a place where the Buddha's light appears, throw 'Gravity Suppression Bomb' for me, and I will turn Spirit Mountain into a plain."

"As you command, Lord God!"

"Yang Jian, lead special operations snipers on the flanks to look for the disciples of Tathagata, especially Jin Chanzi. That is Spirit Mountain's hope. Once you find him reciting sutras, shoot him directly in the head without giving him a chance to speak."

After the deployment was completed, Lin Feng stood up and slowly put on his black commander-in-chief sunglasses.

Outside the window, the engines of a hundred Star Destroyers have been preheated, and the faint blue light illuminates the square of the Eternal Divine Kingdom. One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals are lined up neatly. They wear sunglasses, have noise-cancelling beans in their ears, and hold sci-fi psychic rifles. They look like a group of interstellar mercenaries preparing to plunder the planet.

"Everyone."

Lin Feng's voice sounded in the communication channel, revealing a sense of madness and determination:

"The so-called gods and Buddhas all over the sky are just a group of 'extraordinary beings' who have mastered the use of advanced energy. They took advantage of the fear and ignorance of all living beings to build this hypocritical World of Ultimate Bliss. Today, we are going to tear off this fig leaf."

"Go! Target: Western Heaven Spirit Mountain!"

"Boom--!"

The clouds shattered and the void trembled. The huge fleet cut through the sky, with the roar of steel, and pressed towards the golden Western Heaven.

Lin Feng is sitting in the main seat of the flagship, playing with the quantum wooden fish in his hand, with deep eyes.

"Tathagata, is your door locked? We are going to demolish it."

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