Spirit Mountain, has been the pure land of bliss that all living beings yearn for since ancient times.
The air here seems to be filled with the smell of merit, and every tree and stone in the mountains seems to be chanting the Buddha's name in a low voice. At this time, the scene in front of Great Thunderclap Temple is unprecedented.
Three thousand Buddhas sat on both sides, and five hundred Arhats lined up in front of it.
Buddha Tathagata is sitting upright on Ninth-Grade Treasure Lotus Throne under the golden light, with his eyes slightly closed and his appearance solemn. Around him, auspicious clouds are lingering, and the sound of Buddha is like a tide.
"Namo... Amita..."
The uniform chanting of thousands of monks gathered together, forming a golden cloud visible to the naked eye, slowly rotating over Great Thunderclap Temple. This power is not only an acoustic phenomenon, but also an extremely powerful spiritual force field.
Anyone with murderous intent, violence or dissatisfaction, as long as they get close to this force field, will be instantly disintegrated by the "false tranquility". They will kneel on the ground and cry bitterly, repenting of how many ants they have trampled to death in this life.
"Guanyin, where is the devil?" Tathagata spoke slowly, his voice was vast, as if it came from ancient times.
Bodhisattva Guanyin stood on one side, his face still a little angry. "Buddha, we detected an extremely huge energy fluctuation, approaching Spirit Mountain at an incredible speed. That is Lin Feng's steel behemoth."
Tathagata smiled faintly, showing his almighty demeanor. "How good. If he comes, he will plant cause and effect in this Ten Thousand Buddhas Paying Homage Formation. The Buddha's Dharma is boundless, and no matter how Tong Tian he has iron tools, he will not be able to escape the obsession of all living beings."
"Everyone, follow me and recite "Diamond Sutra", the lost god Jie Yin."
"Yes!"
For a time, the sound of chanting resounded throughout the world, and the golden light dyed the sky thousands of miles around into pure gold.
However.
The next second.
The entire golden sky suddenly seemed to be torn open by an invisible giant hand.
"Boom--!!!"
A dull, violent, mechanical roar violently shattered the tranquil Sanskrit sound.
Hundreds of black Star Destroyers lined up in a strict battle formation and jumped out of the void. The huge hull blocked the sunlight, and Spirit Mountain instantly fell into an oppressive shadow.
"What is that?!" a young Arhat exclaimed, almost dropping the rosary beads in his hand to the ground.
I saw the belly hatch of the flagship "Lin Family" suddenly open.
There were no swords clashing as expected, nor were there light cannons that destroyed the world.
Instead, dozens of "array speakers" with extremely exaggerated shapes that are tens of meters high are stretched out.
Lin Feng stood at the forefront of the flagship. He changed into a black and gold tight-fitting windbreaker and wore toad mirrors that covered half of his face. He did not hold a weapon in his hand, but a suona with a simple shape that was spray-painted in the color of rich gold.
"Tathagata Brother, have you been waiting for a long time?"
Lin Feng's voice passed through the loudspeaker equipment and even shook the crowns of several Arhats.
Tathagata's eyes twitched and he tried to calm down. "Donor Lin, you brought this demon weapon here, maybe you want to..."
Lin Feng didn't give him a chance to speak at all. He took a deep breath directly, let his energy sink into his Dantian, his cheeks suddenly puffed up, and he blew on the suona!
"D--wow--!!!"
This sound of suona was simply shocking to the heavens and the earth, making the ghosts and gods cry.
It is not that kind of sweet music, but a kind of high-pitched sound that is extremely aggressive, penetrating, and damn powerful! The suona is an instrument that is a gangster in the musical instrument world. You must either give it away or marry it.
And what Lin Feng is playing at the moment is the one he modified - "Cyberpunk Version·The Funeral".
"Tick-tick-tick-wow!!!"
With the blessing of high-power speakers, the sound of the suona instantly turned into a wave of sound waves visible to the naked eye, directly hitting the golden sound of chanting.
The originally solemn and sacred rhythm of "Diamond Sutra" was directly thrown into the ditch by this high-pitched suona.
The thousands of monks below were reciting it smoothly, but this suona made their heads buzz.
"Namo Ami... tick tock?" A Vajra unconsciously grunted to the rhythm of the suona, and his face instantly turned red.
"Pfft--!"
Dozens of novice monks with a relatively low level of cultivation were shaken to the point where they were shaken to their core, spitting out a mouthful of blood, rolling their eyes and fainting. Not only was this sound loud, but it also carried an extremely strange logical interference, causing the monks who were originally pursuing meditation to have wild thoughts.
"Continue! Add more ingredients!" Lin Feng blew and his face turned red while gesturing to Tianpeng.
Marshal Heavenly Canopy couldn't wait any longer, so he pressed the red button "Quantum Interference Wooden Fish".
"If you move, hit again! If you move, hit again!"
Strong heavy bass electronic drum beats instantly join the battlefield.
The originally solemn Spirit Mountain hall changed its style suddenly at this moment.
On the flagship, Nezha has led a group of heavenly soldiers to dance a "mechanical dance" with a strong sense of rhythm on the deck.
The Bodhisattvas and Arhats below were horrified to find that their bodies were shaking uncontrollably to the rhythm.
"Monster! Shut up!"
Buddha Tathagata was completely furious. His fat face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, was as black as the bottom of a pot. This BGM was so humiliating! He could even feel that there was a curse of "I'll send you to your death" in this music.
"Disperse!"
Tathagata waved his hand violently, and a powerful Buddha power burst out, trying to suppress the demonic sound.
Lin Feng put away the suona, threw it into Nezha's arms, took off his sunglasses, and whistled at Tathagata:
"Hey, Buddha, is this song exciting? I specially customized it for you Spirit Mountain, and the name is "Send the Buddha All the Way West". Seeing that your chanting is too boring, I'll give you some extra show effect."
"Lin Feng! Aren't you afraid of being punished by God if you are so presumptuous?" Tathagata's voice was trembling.
Lin Feng jumped up and fell freely from an altitude of 10,000 meters. When he was about to land, the jetpack behind him spurted out blue flames, allowing him to float steadily directly in front of Tathagata. The distance between the two was only ten feet.
"Sent from heaven? I have the final say today."
Lin Feng clapped his hands, the fleet's hatch was fully opened, and countless densely packed gun muzzles locked onto every bald head below.
"Okay, don't mess with those false things. I've used the invitation, and I've arrived."
"Are you going to go through the formalities and debate it first, or are we going to go directly to the 'violent demolition' stage?"
Lin Feng stood alone in front of the densely packed Buddhas and Arhats.
Behind him were hundreds of hovering steel behemoths and hundreds of thousands of troops ready to fire at any time. This visually striking contrast made those monks who had never seen the power of "science" beat their hearts out.
Tathagata sat down in Jinlian and forced himself to calm down. He knew that if he started now, Lin Feng's artillery would definitely blow Spirit Mountain into wasteland. Since the devil wanted to "discuss", it was just right. What Buddhist Order has been good at for tens of thousands of years is to turn black into white with words.
"Donor Lin."
Buddha Tathagata spoke again, the Buddha's voice was loud and powerful, forcibly creating an atmosphere of great mercy and compassion, "Although you may have a moment of courage and rely on miraculous skills to confuse my state of mind. But there is only one Truth in this world. If you destroy the heaven and earth and act against heaven, you will perish in this endless cause and effect."
"I, the poor monk, pity you for your extraordinary talent, and cannot bear to see you fall into the devil's path. As long as you bow your head now, admit that the Buddha Dharma is boundless, and are willing to practice in Spirit Mountain for ten thousand years, I, the poor monk, can grant you the fruition status of 'True Dragon Celestial Master Buddha'. How about that?"
This is Buddhist Order's classic sure-fire trick: first put the hat on, then allow the bait.
All the Arhats echoed in unison, "How good! How good! Lord God, please wake up quickly!"
Lin Feng picked out his ears and looked at Tathagata, as if looking at an outdated MLM leader.
"Tathagata, it's okay for you to deceive ordinary people, but you are using it to deceive me? Do you think my IQ is the same as that of those believers, and I am in arrears?"
Lin Feng sneered, took a step forward, and the floor beneath his feet was trampled Pulverization.
"You said that Buddhism is boundless and can save all sentient beings. Then let me ask you, when Wukong was pressed under the mountain by you for five hundred years, eating iron pills and drinking copper juice, was this your compassion? Then in the Western Ox-Gift Continent, there were monsters everywhere in the Western Ox-Gift Continent, and you, Spirit Mountain, just sat by and did nothing, and had to ask people to recite the Buddha's name before you could save them. Is this your universal salvation?"
"You are hypocritical to the core, and you still talk to me about cause and effect?"