Lin Feng's Ironblood New Deal is like the most powerful stimulant, completely igniting Southern Prefecture Demon Suppression Division's already rusty war machine.
Volume!
Roll like never before!
The entire Southern Prefecture is in a state of panic because of these beaten-up workers.
In the past, when Demon Slayer Envoys went on missions, they focused on making decisions before taking action, and taking every step to achieve success.
Now?
Now it's all about speed and passion!
"Brother! Black Wind Forest found a Ghost-Faced Demon Spider from Second Order Peak in the west! According to the information, it has eight legs, is extremely poisonous, and is also good at illusions!"
"What happened to the eight legs? Does it have Three Heads and Six Arms? Copy it, do it! Whoever gets it gets it!"
"But there are only two of us..."
"What happened to the two of us? Mr. Lin brought Black Wind City by himself! What happened to the two of us catching a spider? If you don't dare, I will go by myself! I will take this ten times of Merit Points by myself!"
"No, no, no! Brother, I was wrong! I'll go right now! I'll be your bait!"
Similar conversations take place every day on Southern Prefecture Demon Suppression Division.
For merit, for resources, for those damn KPIs, everyone went crazy.
They were no longer satisfied with completing the tasks step by step, but began to study all kinds of unheard-of and unseen sexy operations.
To the east of Southern Prefecture, there is a White Snake Lake, and there is a big white snake demon, Third Order Peak, entrenched in the lake. It is so powerful that many Demon Suppression Division masters have fallen into its hands.
On this day, a young Demon Slayer Envoy, who was handsome and handsome and dressed as a scholar, came to the lake. His name was Xu Xian.
He didn't bring a knife or a sword, but only an oil-paper umbrella and a pot of fine realgar wine.
He played the piano, sang songs, recited poems and composed poems by the lake for three days in a row.
Just when everyone thought he was crazy, he actually lured out the frightening white snake demon in the lake.
Then...
Then Xu Xian pointed in the direction of Southern Peace City and said to White Snake affectionately, "Bai Suzhen, to be honest, I am Literary Melody Star from heaven who came down to earth. I have been in love with you for three lives. However, our mortal relationship has not ended, and I need to experience it in the human world. If you are really interested in me, then follow me back to Demon Suppression Division and help me slay demons. When my merits are complete, I will take you to heaven and become a couple of gods and immortals."
The Great White Snake Demon was very moved when he heard this. He turned into a stunning woman on the spot and followed Xu Xian shyly.
When the news came back to Demon Suppression Division, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Damn it! You can still play like this?!"
"Damn, what a talent! What a fucking talent!"
Someone makes a good start, and the people behind him immediately imitate the same, and even outshine their predecessors.
In the northern suburbs, there is a Lanruo Temple. There is an extremely powerful female ghost entrenched in the temple.
She is best at sucking men's essence, and countless lustful men have become ghosts under her skirt.
A Demon Slayer Envoy, also dressed as a scholar, named Ning Caichen, volunteered to take over the task.
He went to the temple late at night and talked about poems, songs and romance.
He chatted with the female ghost until he fell in love with her and made her a close friend.
Finally, Ning Caichen told her.
"Xiao Qian, humans and ghosts have different paths. If you continue like this, you will never be on the right path. I know a leader with great magical power. His methods Tong Tian may be able to help you transcend reincarnation and re-enter Human Dao. Follow me back and I will introduce you."
The female ghost was so moved that she burst into tears. She took away her magical powers on the spot and followed Ning Caichen obediently into the urn he had prepared.
"..."
Demon Suppression Division Everyone is already numb.
They feel that their three views are being refreshed by these scroll kings every day.
If we say, the above two just rely on their personal charm to win.
Then the following person is a real business wizard.
In the west of Southern Prefecture, there is a group of fierce bandits who dominate the mountain, named Gathering of Righteousness Hall. The leader is Winged Tiger Lei Heng, Divine Sea Realm Second Layer. He has thousands of brothers under his command, all of them are desperadoes and extremely difficult to bite.
Demon Slayer Envoy, a tall, thick-set man with a sinewy face who looked more like a bandit than a bandit, climbed the mountain single-handedly.
He didn't do anything, but directly found Lei Heng and got straight to the point.
"Lei Bighead, I am Demon Suppression Division Demon Slayer Envoy, my surname is Song, and my last name is Jiang. I am here today, not to fight, but to discuss a big business with you."
Then, he held a three-hour mobilization meeting for investment promotion and franchising for Lei Heng and a group of bandit leaders.
He first analyzed the current severe situation and bleak prospects of the robbery industry.
Then, Demon Suppression Division's new merit system and bright future were introduced in detail.
Finally, he raised his arms and shouted.
"Brothers! How much money can you make by robbing houses? The risk is still high! Why not do it with us! As long as you collectively surrender now and invest in Demon Suppression Division, I guarantee that you will not only be able to clear your Unranked share, but you will also be able to capture other monsters, earn merit, exchange for magical secrets, and reach the pinnacle of life!"
"Join now and you will get a gift package for newbies! The first 100 people will have their achievements doubled!"
The bandits were so excited by his deception that they immediately expressed their intention to abandon the dark side and turn to the bright side. Taking all their belongings with them, they followed Song Jiang down the mountain to go to Demon Suppression Division for an interview.
When the news came back, the entire Southern Prefecture turned their attention to it.
"Damn it! MLM is already done! Is there anything they can't do?!"
"It's too curly! It's really too curly! There's not enough for all the monsters and monsters!"
Southern Prefecture's demon circle and demon world have caused an unprecedented panic.
"Have you heard? Those crazy people from Demon Suppression Division no longer kill people, they start killing people instead!"
"Yes! My third uncle's second uncle's neighbor's seventh cousin, a chicken spirit that has been cultivating for hundreds of years, was digging in the fields for food two days ago, and was fooled by a Demon Slayer Envoy named Ken Daji. He said that he would take it to see a paradise full of chickens, but he never came back!"
"It's too scary! There's no way to mess around in this world! Brothers, pack up your things and let's move overnight to Central Prefecture! I heard that people there are stupid and have a lot of money, so it's easier to mess around!"
So, under this saucy operation.
Southern Prefecture, this chaotic place that once made countless Demon Slayer Envoy change their minds after hearing about it.
In just one month, in an extremely strange way, the world became free of monsters.
In front of Lin Feng's courtyard, all kinds of prison cars are parked every day, containing all kinds of prey with sad faces and doubts about life.
And Lin Feng finally once again lived an unpretentious and boring life where he could open his mouth for food and stretch out his hands for clothes. He only had to sit at home and wait for takeaways to come to his door every day.
[Ding! Successfully killed Third Order Peak White Snake Demon!]
[Crit Multiplier increased to 1200 times! Obtained Crit Points 500000 points!]
[Ding! Successfully killed Third Order female ghost!]
[Crit Multiplier increased to 1250 times! Obtained Crit Points 400000 points!]
[Ding! Successfully killed Divine Sea Realm Third Layer gangster Lei Heng!]
[Crit Multiplier increased to 1300 times! Obtained Crit Points 800000 points!]
Lin Feng looked at his Crit Points and Crit Multiplier, which were soaring crazily like a rocket, and almost smiled.
"Yes, yes, Southern Prefecture's horses and oxen all have great potential!"