Perky Butt, Spanking 4/5

"We're already so far away, where are you going to pull me?"

"Of course, we're eloping!"

Deep in the dense forest, Samael was stunned and subconsciously looked back at the camp that was gradually receding into the distance.

"And what about them?"

"Oh dear, isn't dumping them enough? Do I really have to get married in front of them in a high-profile manner to assert my ownership? Isn't that too cruel?"

The girl named Xiao Yu appeared reluctant on the surface, but her golden pupils sparkled with eager anticipation, clearly showing her great interest in the suggestion.

So, how should a wedding venue be decorated to attract the most attention?

Scattering rain petals? Another sun shower? Oh, and at the end, be sure to give them a souvenir; their expressions then will be quite amusing.

"Smack!"

Samael, his face dark, slapped the pink-haired girl on the head.

"What are you thinking! I'm talking about their safety."

"Their safety? Does that matter? Don't you think spending sweet, romantic time together as a couple is much more appealing?"

Xiao Yu first clung to Samael's arm and swayed it playfully, her eyes sparkling as she answered with a smile. Then she rubbed her head, her gaze filled with resentment.

"Traveling for two days and two nights straight, neither eating nor sleeping, everyone's shedding fur... cough cough... their skin has become quite dull..."

"Athens will be here soon, just be patient a little longer..."

"Since we're almost at our destination, let them walk the rest of the way on their own."

"The closer we get to the finish line, the more uneasy I become. Moreover, the magical beasts along the way seem to be appearing rather frequently. Logically speaking, the amount of ether in this era shouldn't be enough to breed such a large group of magical beasts..."

Samael recalled his experiences on the road, his brow furrowing as he murmured to himself.

The atmospheric environment in Greece is indeed somewhat abnormal, with the concentration of ether seemingly rising subtly.

"After all that talk, I think you just can't bear to part with that Sparta woman!"

"No, I have important business to attend to. Helping Helen was just a side thing."

"I didn't even say who it was, and you just called out her name. You've given yourself away, haven't you? Hmph, you men are all the same."

Xiao Yu raised her eyebrows and gave a displeased hum as she reminded him.

"In my experience, you'd better not waste your energy. You've already encountered so many dangers on the way to help her, and besides promising some reward, she hasn't done anything practical! We can tell at a glance that she's not a decent woman. These kinds of Fox Spirit are best at manipulating men's feelings!"

In a daze, the woman crossed her arms, her gaze falling upon the vast starry sky above her. A deep, dark ripple appeared in her eyes, and then she paused, her tone turning low.

"Moreover, the scent on her body is unmistakable. Such beauty is ultimately a source of trouble. No matter where she is placed, she will inevitably bring trouble. At best, she will bring misfortune to her husband and ruin her family; at worst, she will destroy a city and a country!"

"Get too involved, or you might end up losing everything!"

Samael rolled his eyes dismissively and answered casually.

"To attribute the rise and fall of dynasties and the fortune or misfortune of individuals to a woman's innate charm is a twisted logic. It is nothing more than a self-deceiving and incompetent act of blaming others."

Helen did nothing wrong. Even if someone targets her and causes a series of disputes, so what?

When has beauty ever been a sin? It's the unjust hearts of those who cling to the unequal flow of good and evil that are guilty!

The girl named Xiao Yu was stunned when she heard this, a look of astonishment appearing in her eyes. She subconsciously began to ponder these remarks that went against some mainstream views.

What has beauty done wrong? It is the human heart that is guilty!

"Let's split up and find some firewood and ingredients, so they don't have to wait."

Samael glanced at the moonlight overhead, estimated the time, and spoke up to remind him, preparing to seriously submit his work.

"No! Let's elope! We can't keep going like this, our figures will be ruined, and all this bumping around has practically split our butts in eight pieces. You can feel it if you don't believe me..."

The girl slightly bent over and turned to the side, a malicious smile curving her lips. She raised her round buttocks and swayed them seductively, making one's mouth dry.

Unseen by the naked eye, several swaying, twisting ribbons of light, like halos, reflected in Samael's eyelids, causing a splash of vibrant color to appear in his dark vertical pupils.

Curse Layer - Wide Sunlight!

In a daze, a finger reached out and covered the pink-haired girl's buttocks.

In an instant, a sharp echo and a burning pain caused the culprit to whimper, clutch his buttocks, jump up, grimacing and rubbing them, facing the oppressive atmosphere behind him with a tearful expression.

"If you don't like it, you don't like it, so why hit them?"

"Are you planning to elope with me, or are you worried about losing weight because of the poor food you've been eating lately?"

The ancient snake frowned and sneered, its sharp and menacing gaze making Xiao Yu, who was opposite it, feel a chill run down her spine, as if she were being watched by something dangerous.

"Mushrooms! I just saw a lot of mushrooms growing over there, we can pick them to make soup!"

As if stimulated by waves of static electricity, the pink-haired girl endured the tingling and itching that radiated from the top of her head to her tailbone. She immediately rolled her eyes, chuckled dryly, leaned against the tree trunk, and slipped into the bushes behind her.

At this moment, Samael, having regained his senses, coldly watched the pink-haired girl disappear into the woods, cursing inwardly.

I was wondering why I seemed a bit dazed when I was replying earlier, and why I was seriously discussing the feasibility of eloping with this woman.

Tsk, I was careless. I actually let that sly fox bewitch me without even realizing it.

If it weren't for this woman's cleverness in activating a spell to further tease him, causing the ether to ring and waking him up, who knows if he would have been stripped naked and sold for money by this Trash Fox the Tianyi, or led astray into some ditch.

You even called Helen a femme fatale, a scheming Fox Spirit —dare I say that again with my hand on my heart?!

Even if Helen of Helen were to follow the original history, she would only have instigated the Trojan War and the Greek War.

You're the legendary scourge who brought down five dynasties and wreaked havoc on three ancient regions, yet you still have the nerve to smear others? Where's your integrity?!

Samael stood there, his thoughts in disarray, inwardly grumbling and muttering complaints.

That's right, this pink-haired girl named Xiao Yu is the little guy he accidentally fished out of the Sea of Chaos.

The woman's true identity is that of the legendary Nine-tailed Fox with a golden face and fur.

Her infamy is widespread in China, India, and Japan, and she has been repeatedly attacked by humans and heroes. However, because of her cleverness, cunning, and superb survival skills, as well as her love for causing trouble and traveling, this cunning fox can always escape the judgment of justice by shooting one shot and moving to another place, changing her identity after each bad deed. The numerous misdeeds she has committed are too many to count.

In theory, the five demons who brought down dynasties—Lady Huayang of India, Meixi of the Xia Moxi, Daji of the Shang Dynasty, Bao Si of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and Tamamo no Mae of Japan—are all inextricably linked to this Trash Fox in front of us.

Tamamo no Mae was most likely her last name, and Xiao Yu's last name clearly fits that description.

However, before that, through his vague senses, Samael could roughly perceive that the dead fox's nine tails did not seem to be complete.

It seems that he may have caused another accident this time. He was being chased and ran away, and by some twist of fate, he fell into the Sea of Chaos and drifted there, eventually encountering him.

Of course, Samael prefers to call it a "karmic entanglement," because this dead fox is a top-notch King assassin, and none of the Lord she has slept with have met a tragic end.

Not even a few days later, that lazy and Trash Fox revealed his true colors.

Currently, extremely dissatisfied with her recent treatment, she resorted to seduction and allure, hoping to abduct Samael and make him her personal meal ticket and free ATM, completely disregarding the fate of those scoundrels.

Sure enough, one must always be careful when dealing with this kind of Trash Fox.

Coincidentally, he also has the King buff, and it's a combination of Uruk and Greece, making him a universally acclaimed Wise King.

By the way, he recently took on a private job for Rome, acting as the uncrowned king to help the empire overcome its difficulties. Now, he's got three layers of buffs stacked up.

Tsk, the Enchantress Consort has met the Wise King; things are about to get really interesting. What a tragic fate!

The ancient snake gazed wistfully at the distant bushes, raised its hand to stroke its cheek, and sighed helplessly.

Just as Samael was lost in thought, a deafening explosion came from the bushes in the distance, sending grass clippings flying and ether rushing wildly in all directions.

Damn! You can get into trouble just by picking mushrooms! I'm speechless!

The ancient Serpent Eyes contracted sharply, and it cursed under its breath. It then stomped forward and charged towards the source of the sound without hesitation.