No One Understands Being the Villain Better Than Me
Chapter 78

I Will Protect Your Chastity

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"Bang!"

Samael stared at the Seven-Headed Serpent Hammer, which was only inches away from his legs, and broke out in a cold sweat, feeling a chill run down his spine.

Although he is immortal, according to the male pain rating scale, fatal blows to the genitals are at the highest level of 10.

Therefore, once you've experienced this, you'll remember it for a lifetime. Even if you can heal later, it might still leave a strong psychological shadow.

This woman is insane!

If you can make such a fuss over a small deposit, what would happen if you actually paid the remaining two months?

Sure enough, not feeding the donkey carrots was the right strategy!

Samael secretly grumbled to himself, and in order to vent his anger, he elevated his contract fraud to the level of "for your own good".

However, these ideas were all directed at the madwoman Ishtar.

At this moment, the fair-skinned hand gripped the hammer handle upside down, the golden hair, and the black, mysterious crown on her head—the goddess—was none other than Ereshkigal.

In fact, within this spirit-possessed body, the consciousness that has now surfaced is indeed the two-faced Mistress of the Earth.

As mentioned repeatedly before, these two sisters were summoned by the Uruk Shrine Maiden's Office and together they achieved a spirit possession in the same host body.

However, Ishtar, the city god of Uruk, is the object of the Shrine Maiden's Office's summoning, while Ereshkigal has a dual nature and is forcibly given a "buy one get one free" deal.

Furthermore, if we divide the human host body (soul and body) into ten equal parts...

Therefore, Ishtar, who is dominated by divinity, has taken control of the three souls and the seven bodies.

Conversely, Ereshkigal, influenced by the remaining seven aspects of humanity, currently only holds control over three bodies.

Therefore, when she usually appears in front of others, she is usually the great Goddess Ishtar.

During this period, Ereshkigal's consciousness was basically ejected from her host body and returned to the underworld.

Under the powerful influence of the Seven Humanity, the image she shaped using the Earth Authority naturally took on the appearance of the host body.

This is probably the legendary "30/70 split".

However, Ereshkigal does not have absolute control over the body on the ground.

However, if favorable factors such as darkness, being on the ground, Ishtar's emotional fluctuations, or falling into a deep sleep come together...

So, Ereshkigal, who only controls three parts of the body, can take advantage of the situation to enter, and the consciousness of the underworld will rise up and temporarily occupy the body, using her own eyes to see the world on the ground.

However, gathering all the necessary elements is quite difficult. She can only come up for some fresh air when Ishtar isn't paying attention.

Normally, Ereshkigal spends most of her time in the underworld, in her the Black Room, snuggling up with her pet dog.

As a snake pet, Samael certainly knows this, but as a human, he shouldn't be aware of it!

The ancient snake, after observing the surrounding environment, had a conflicted expression and a gloomy face. It suppressed its animalistic instinct to rub its chest and greet the goddess, and put on a bitter and resentful look.

"Ishtar! I just came to invite you to dinner, and I accidentally glimpsed some of your peculiar hobbies. Is it really necessary to drag me into this the Black Room and give me this beating?!"

"Under the witness of King Gilgamesh, we are teammates who withstood Third Storm! Teammates!"

"You are the goddess of Uruk, so be more self-aware!"

Just as Ereshkigal came to her senses, she suddenly loosened her grip, dropping the victim's thigh and the Seven-Headed Serpent Hammer at the same time.

Oh my god, here we go again!

Samael watched as the Seven-Headed Serpent Hammer hurtled down, frantically grabbing the floor and pulling out his ill-fated lower body.

Whether it's the Beast Goddess of War Goddess of monsters, now even the Underworld Goddess has caught up.

Why do you all seem to prefer targeting my lower body?!

Samael stared at the Seven-Headed Serpent Hammer, which was deeply embedded in the floor, his eyebrows twitching violently, and a chill ran from his tailbone straight up to the top of his head.

I'm... sorry...

Upon seeing this, the Underworld Goddess, who was influenced by the seven elements of humanity, was at a loss and lowered her head in embarrassment. She wanted to help the victim up, but stood awkwardly on the ground.

As expected, Ereshkigal is still too kind.

Samael made a comparison in his mind, and his affection for his former owner instantly skyrocketed.

But the current situation forced him to continue putting on a cold face and lying, and a strange sense of guilt lingered in his heart.

"Forget it, forget it, are you not going to continue?"

Ereshkigal struggled to lift her head, her gaze lingering strangely on the victim, scrutinizing her repeatedly. Her face gradually flushed red, and she couldn't help but let out a soft moan.

"I'm a bit confused right now."

"How... how did I... bully you just now?"

"Fortunately, it was just some trivial personal matter. They dragged me into the Black Room, pinned me to the floor, and tormented me. They used every trick in the book—coercion, bribery—and even physically assaulted me. I almost..."

Samael rolled his eyes, then looked between his legs with lingering fear and couldn't help but complain.

"Ai Ai wants to do things on her own, but she insists that I understand and take the initiative... (Keep her secrets, she's so difficult to please)."

"Stop talking!"

Ereshkigal frantically raised her hand, her face flushed, and that intoxicating blush instantly burned down to her ears.

"Don't worry, I'll definitely keep your little hobby and certain unspeakable and indecent behaviors a secret if I don't want to die under the Seven-Headed Serpent Hammer,"

"So, Goddess, can you please let me go now?"

"Get out! Get out now!"

The victim adopted a stern, unyielding attitude, coldly asking questions. Before he could finish speaking, he was pushed out of the room by a pair of hands.

"Bang!"

Looking at the tightly closed bedroom door and the figure leaning against the window, gradually covering her face with her hands, and sliding weakly down the wall, Samael was filled with emotion.

Angels...

Beast!

The heat on her face had spread to her brain, and the Underworld Goddess was filled with shame, anger, and curses.

Too kind...

So embarrassing!

Still as pure and lovely as ever...

I knew it! Unrepentant slut!

The two people inside and outside the door each whispered their opposite hatred in their hearts, their emotions completely different.

By the way, there should be nothing wrong with your performance just now, right?

I don't know why, but I always feel that Ereshkigal's reaction seems a bit too intense?

Well, never mind, it's probably just because he feels guilty; he's just too kind.

After all, he was her former owner. The more you interact with him, the easier it is to expose him. Let's eat first, and we'll talk about it later.

On the corridor, Samael straightened his disheveled clothes, pulled up his torn robe and slightly loose trousers, and headed down the stairs towards the dining table.

"Smack!"

At this moment, Ereshkigal, who was cowering in the corner, suddenly raised her hand and slapped herself on the side of her cheek. After the intense pain, her slightly numb cheek swelled up high.

Immediately, clutching her wound and gasping for breath, the Underworld Goddess was furious, gritting her teeth and muttering under her breath.

"I was such an idiot to believe that you would repent because of the influence of humanity!"

"You've only just Uruk's side, and you've already dragged a handsome male teammate into the house and even planned to rape him! Just how thirsty are you?!"

"If I hadn't regained consciousness in time, I would have..."

A picture of a man and woman having sex flashed through Ereshkigal's mind, and she blushed.

She and her sister Ishtar, though two sides of the same coin, each possess their own independent personality.

Therefore, just as Ishtar was unaware of her existence in this body, she was also unaware of what Ishtar saw, heard, said, and did when she controlled the body.

But precisely because of this, what if one day, when one's consciousness accidentally rises, one happens to encounter a certain goddess of love doing her bidding?

The embarrassment was simply...

The Underworld Goddess shuddered at the thought of such a scene and hurriedly shook her head to dispel the shameful thoughts of this man.

However, this concern is not unfounded suspicion.

Ishtar used to be a rather promiscuous woman, and some of her actions were even unacceptable to her older sister.

Although this fusion of spirits transformed her and Ishtar into completely different new individuals.

Furthermore, the price of defying divine will and defying destiny is that they are completely severed from their past selves.

(Therefore, after accepting the summons and the descent of their spirits, the two goddesses have betrayed the Gods of Babylon, completely bidding farewell to the past, and are now entirely different beings. You must see clearly.)

But given her past misdeeds, coupled with witnessing the scene of incest that night, it's hard for her not to suspect that a certain goddess of love has revived her old manhood.

No! This is our shared body, and it's also a new beginning.

We absolutely cannot allow this slut to be completely defiled in order to satisfy her own lust!

I swear to protect the purity of this body with my life!

Ereshkigal, the Underworld Goddess, raised her arms in a solemn oath, her beautiful face filled with determination and resolve.

However, her inherently pessimistic nature made her begin to feel anxious and fearful.

Based on my understanding of Ishtar, this woman is utterly unruly when she gets stubborn.

Furthermore, if her possessiveness is not satisfied, she will act recklessly, causing a series of disasters that will harm others.

Previously, this possessiveness was mainly manifested in sexual desire.

Now that you have become a new individual, this part of your possessiveness has been replaced by gems under the influence of human will, which is gratifying.

No one can guarantee that this crazy woman won't revert to her old ways and still harbor some shameful lustful thoughts.

Besides, she controls 70% of the territory, while I only control 30%, so it's impossible to guard against her forever.

No! No matter what, absolutely! We must not let her succeed!

Since it concerned their shared host body, Ai Ereshkigal, whose face was slightly pale, tightly hugged her arms and immediately gritted her teeth and rallied.

So that's your new target for conquest? Don't even think about dragging me Lower Waters with you!

The Underworld Goddess leaned against a corner of the wall, her eyes wide open, her spirit meditating.

As long as I don't fall asleep or lose focus, I can still control this body, at least until dawn.

Ereshkigal, even on the ground, you're the best! Hang in there! You have to hold on!

The Underworld Goddess, her mind in turmoil, stared wide-eyed at the room full of gold and silver jewels, her spirits pounding.

In the midst of this inexplicable, passionate struggle, time ticked by, second by second.

A few days later, the once emaciated goddess, her spirits low, her hair dull and yellow, and her figure even somewhat skeletal, struggled to crawl out of her private the Black Room.

"Wow! It's delicious! I'm starving!"

At the dining table, Samael watched Ishtar, who was occupying three chairs by himself, wolfing down his rice from a ceramic plate, with a subtle expression on his face.

In this state, Jian Qi looks like a starving ghost reincarnated, having scattered all her goddess-like integrity and dignity.

Of course, things like dignity and integrity are things that, if she still has words...

Samael didn't know that the Age of Gods didn't yet have that kind of futuristic, poisonous world.

He seriously suspected that Ishtar had obtained a batch of counterfeit goods through illegal means, and was spending his days in his room masturbating to himself until he got high.

You know, it's just absorbing gemstones, and you haven't even left the house for days on end, but now you've turned it into something like being high on drugs.

Moreover, his face was swollen from being slapped!

This is beyond words.

Samael withdrew his strange gaze, calmed his thoughts, and changed the subject.

"What, do gods need to eat too?"

"In a purely divine sense, I don't need that. My host body is human! I only need to absorb magic power to maintain my life. Humans still have the sense of hunger and thirst, understand?"

Hearing the chef's question, Ishtar responded while eating, giving a lesson to the curious Samael beside her.

Immediately afterward, because she ate too quickly and talked in the middle of it, the goddess's throat moved, the whites of her eyes rolled upward, and her chest heaved.

"Water! Water's here!"

The servant who was tending to the snake immediately realized that the snake was choking and promptly handed it some sweet soup.

Ishtar hurriedly picked up the earthenware bowl, gulped it down in one go, and then repeatedly pounded his chest before finally managing to finish the meal.

"Thanks. Putting aside what happened before, you're a nice person."

The goddess breathed a sigh of relief, still shaken, and gave Samael a look of approval.

This woman has a personality that, to put it nicely, is free-spirited and easygoing, and doesn't hold grudges; to put it bluntly, she's heartless and carefree.

If you figure out her temperament, she's not actually that hard to get along with.

"Eat slowly, no one's going to take it from you! I'll prepare more if you need it."

Given that the two of them sabotaged each other, they're considered even.

Samael, considering that he would still need Ishtar's support in the future, was willing to set aside past grievances and build a good relationship with this goddess of heaven.

"By the way, why haven't you invited me to meals these past few days?"

While complaining, Ishtar skillfully picked up a piece of lamb chop, and with a quick slurp, sucked the whole piece of meat into his stomach, leaving only a pile of white, shiny bones on the table.

"Ha, I almost lost my life when I went to call you last time."

"With this example, who would be so blind as to disturb the goddess's refined pleasure?"

Samael pointed to the tattered clothes he had thrown in the corner and gave a curt reply.

Ishtar tapped her head in annoyance, and freed from the influence of the jewel, she regained some of the goddess's dignity.

"It's good that you're alright. I just wanted to take a closer look at my assets, but I don't know if it's because I'm too excited or what, but my head is still foggy."

"In conclusion, I slept in a daze for several days in a row, and I only just woke up now."

I guess I was woken up by hunger...

Samael glanced at the dozens of clean plates on the table that looked like they had been licked clean by a dog, and muttered to himself.

Greed, excessive sleepiness, arrogance, gluttony...

The ancient serpent detailed Ishtar's crimes, suggesting she was becoming increasingly similar to the dragon species.

Then, he turned to look at the North Wall and added a sentence.

"Your place is much more dangerous than a dragon's lair. Forget about eating there, we haven't dared to go there because of the recent harassment by monsters."

Knowing she was somewhat in the wrong, Ishtar smiled sheepishly, picked up a glass of milk, and asked a question.

"Uh, how's the situation over there?"

"Since the last battle, both the Beast Goddess and Kingu were seriously injured. The monsters currently harassing the North Wall are just scattered small fry. We can handle them, so there's no need for the Goddess to take action."

Samael crossed his arms and responded indifferently.

However, based on the desire to build a good relationship, the ancient snake softened its tone slightly.

"Actually, no matter what you do, the fact that you can stay in Uruk is a huge deterrent. The peace these days is also thanks to you."

"The North Wall is currently under repair, and King Gilgamesh and Merlin are also seriously injured and will need some time to recover."

"Therefore, before Uruk has the ability to protect itself, we are not in a hurry to deal with the Three Goddesses Alliance."

Ishtar breathed a sigh of relief, and the faint sense of guilt in her heart gradually dissipated.

"So when do we plan to set off?"

"Tomorrow, according to the plan, let's go to Eridu first."

"We will use that goddess of the forest as a breakthrough point, and take the opportunity to obtain the key item that weakens the divinity of female monsters."

Samael revealed a portion of the general strategy for dismantling the Three Goddesses Alliance, outlining the action plan and timeline.

"Feathered Serpent God Kukulkan, tsk, troublesome, this is a type I'm not good at dealing with."

Ishtar looked at the details on the mud tablet and couldn't help but feel a headache coming on, and subconsciously frowned and muttered something.

"If it were Gugalanna..."

"What?"

"It's nothing! The food is delicious, I'll have another bowl!"

Realizing he had almost offended Ishtar, he immediately smiled and placed the earthenware bowl into Samael's hands, instructing him to continue serving him.

However, before the ancient snake could even enter the kitchen, the ground shook violently, dust fell from the roof, and dishes on the table rattled incessantly.

Samael and Ishtar looked in astonishment toward the source of the sound, vaguely sensing a vast and terrifying divine power sweeping towards them.

This direction is—South Gate!

No way? That woman really came! The Mayan goddess Quetzalcoatl, the South American Sun God!

The timing doesn't match! Why are most events in my memory not happening?

What exactly went wrong?!

A strong sense of foreboding filled Samael's heart. He vaguely sensed that in the shadows of darkness, a force was quietly pushing and changing everything in his memory!

Meanwhile, in the northern Fir Forest, at the Temple of Blood.

Standing before the crimson abyss, the Green-Haired Beauty gazed at the warbling, sleeping Beast Goddess, who occasionally groaned in pain. She couldn't help but gently touch the wound on her chest that had almost pierced her heart.

"Tsk, it seems that with our combined strength and that of Lord Qi, we are not enough to pull out that Divine Wedge and completely avenge this land."

"Moreover, the other two pillars of the Triple Goddess Alliance did not seriously fulfill their contract at all, and clearly had a tendency to go easy on each other."

"There's no other way but to speed things up and not give them a single chance to catch their breath!"

Kingu raised his hand and summoned the dazzling Golden Cup from the illusory Sorcery Array, then leaped into the abyss.

Soon, these ants on the ground will understand that besides the starry sky and gods above, which deserve our reverence, there is also the dark Abyssal Layers beneath our feet!

That is the supreme ruler who controls all life, the one who holds the ultimate terror at the beginning of all things!

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