No One Understands Being the Villain Better Than Me
Chapter 88

Felines Need Training!

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"Laugh!"

A sharp sound ripped through the air, and the Jaguar Man hanging in the tree had his pupils contract sharply as he frantically nodded his head.

"No, no! I'll talk! I'll tell you everything!"

Samael casually raised his hand, and the scythe on the leopard Jaguar Man's neck was just stopped.

"Tch, that ridiculous hood is really annoying. I might as well just kill her!"

Anna, standing before the iris tree, frowned and snorted softly, her purple Mystic Eyes radiating a cold malice.

She could smell a strong, bloody odor emanating from the leopard's Spirit Origin.

This guy was definitely not a good person before.

"So, dear Miss Leopard Person, could you tell me why you and Quetzalcoatl came to the Mesopotamian world?"

"You have no shortage of territory, no shortage of faith, no deep hatred for humanity, and not even much connection with this place, Taiyi those two."

The ancient serpent paced back and forth, circling the suspended Jaguar Man two or three times before finally finishing its sentence in a low voice.

"I... I'm a little dizzy. Put me down first, and I'll talk to you when I've calmed down."

"Real?"

"What kind of bad intentions do felines have? I'm a very honest cat!"

Samael slightly raised his hand, and the little girl suppressed her hostility and loosened the chains a little.

The Jaguar Man, who had fallen headfirst to the ground, brushed off the dead leaves and dirt, then looked around at the bushes before approaching Samael with a strange smile on his face.

You were too careless, meow! Cats are the most cunning creatures!

Just as the Jaguar Man's eyes were flashing with malice as he plotted the next steps in his hostage-taking plan, a series of explosions suddenly erupted from all around.

The screams of leopards rose and fell, and streaks of golden light dissipated and disappeared.

Immediately, Merlin and Ishtar clapped their hands and emerged from behind the bushes, looking quite relaxed.

"Is everything resolved?"

Samael glanced sideways at his two teammates, his eyes glancing behind him out of the corner of his eye.

"Not a single one of the orc familiars that were summoned was left!"

"Too easy, they're just weaklings who can't take a beating."

Ishtar clasped her hands behind her head and raised her head in response, but then felt a pang of heartache.

"Tsk, I thought it would be that powerful, but I wasted so many gems!"

A winning game is not only comfortable to play, but it can also save face, which is indeed a good experience. However, the problem is that due to the large number of games, it is still too expensive.

"I will record the amount of jewels I threw out and then return to King Gilgamesh to request reimbursement."

Samael's simple words immediately made Ishtar's eyes Gilgamesh up, despite his initial resentment.

Could it be that I can make another quick buck?

Kid, you're quite knowledgeable. Kuang is indeed someone I've chosen.

Ishtar was overjoyed, and even the way she looked at Samael became several degrees hotter.

To show affection, the goddess subconsciously reached out and patted someone on the shoulder as a gesture of encouragement.

But just as her fingertips were about to touch Samael, a sharp chill jolted her awake, and she jumped back in a panic.

Unfortunately, she still couldn't solve the problem of the Underworld Protection.

Samael simply tossed a few meat bones to a greedy goddess to keep her engaged, then smiled and turned to look at the Jaguar Man who had been touching him.

"So, what are you trying to do, getting so close?"

"Meow...?"

The feline with ill intentions suddenly stiffened, a chill ran down its spine, and it instinctively retracted its paws. After a moment's thought, it managed to force a bewildered expression onto its face, and its tone became docile.

Heh, trying to get away with being cute?

Samael looked at the scheming feline with a cold expression.

"Your group of friends are all dead, shouldn't you say something?"

"Uh... what should I say? If you say something wrong, Q'uq'umatz will kill me."

The Jaguar Man hurriedly shook his head, glancing fearfully into the depths of the dense forest.

"Alright then, Anna, remind her."

As the purple-haired loli tightened the chains with ill intent and flashed her purple scythe, the Jaguar Man immediately snapped to attention and resignedly lowered his head.

If she says it, she'll be finished later; if she doesn't say it, she'll be finished right now. What choice does she have?

I'll just live one day at a time.

"Q'uq'umatz and I came here at your invitation, meow!"

Seeing Anna watching him intently from the side, the Jaguar Man hurriedly uttered only half of his answer.

"I know about the World Will, but what about after that?"

Samael stared expressionlessly at the stubbornly resisting leopard, his hand already beginning to slightly rise.

"Make amends! Q'uq'umatz came here not to destroy humanity, but quite the opposite, to make amends for the mistakes she made before..."

Under intense pressure, the Jaguar Man finally crouched down, covering his head, with his ears drooping, and resignedly gave his answer.

"These are too general, and humanity doesn't want to be enemies with this supreme god, so I need a more specific reason."

"Since you've already betrayed Feathered Serpent God, you might as well be upfront. What difference does it make if you sell yourself a few times?"

"Besides, we will protect you, provide you with delicious meals three times a day, plenty of meat, and plenty of sleep, and you won't have to do any work."

Seeing the Jaguar Man's defenses breached, Samael was somewhat dejected. In a gentle whisper, he both encouraged and tempted him, and incidentally slipped a few pieces of smoked meat he had prepared into the god's hand.

"However, Q'uq'umatz has built the Sun Temple deep in the forest, so she has no shortage of magic power. The energy I need to maintain my form can only be provided by her at present."

"Don't worry, Uruk can afford to support you. There are plenty of Magecraft at the Astrology Platform and witches at the temple; they are very experienced in serving the gods."

The ancient snake crouched down, its fingers and palms unknowingly covering the Jaguar Man, which had orange hair and short ears, and gently stroking it.

"I'm a glorious Jaguar Man warrior, meow. It's so annoying that you let me pet you so easily, meow..."

The Jaguar Man responded with a slightly serious tone, seemingly wanting to maintain his dignity as a god.

"Install..."

Samael turned his head slightly, and as soon as he opened his mouth, his fingers were firmly pressed down.

"Ah, but it feels so good, I don't mind, let me pet you a little more, meow meow meow~... mmm meow mmm meow..."

The Jaguar Man's survival instinct was so strong that he reacted extremely quickly, which made Samael reminisce about his daily life of raising and petting cats at home in his previous life.

Like all felines, they are very easy to train.

After struggling for a while, the Jaguar Man, with no way out, finally had no choice but to reveal the truth and tell the whole story.

"Although she won both of my battles with Q'uq'umatz, it led to the extinction of humanity in two Mayan World sun ages."

"Therefore, Q'uq'umatz felt deep regret and self-blame; she truly loved the human species..."

"But since this has already happened, even if I get beaten up a dozen times a day, it won't change the reality."

As he spoke, the Jaguar Man touched his head, recalling his past painful experiences, which still seemed to ache faintly.

Then, she turned her gaze to Samael with a hint of seriousness and emotion in her voice.

"While Q'uq'umatz was heartbroken and busy venting her anger on me, she sensed another group of humans about to be wiped out..."

"The Mayan World was wiped out, but she still had a chance to save it..."

Seeing the dazed look on Samael's face, the Jaguar Man nodded slightly.

"That's right, it's you, the humans of Mesopotamia!"

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