Uchiha Madara and Obito, You're Kicked Out of the Group! (Part 1) / Uchiha Madara and Obito Uchiha, You're Kicked Out of the Group! (Part 2)

Konoha Dancing King: ...???

Brother of Hashirama Senju: Big brother, it's me.

Konoha Dancing King: @Hashirama, keep your little brother in line. What nonsense is he calling me? I only have one younger brother: Izuna.

Konoha Dancing King: Come to think of it, this Sasuke Uchiha from the livestream looks a lot like Izuna.

Konoha Dancing King: But he was too weak, so I dismissed the idea immediately.

Brother of Hashirama Senju: Big brother, I'm Izuna Uchiha!

Konoha Dancing King: Huh?

Konoha Dancing King: Izuna... my little brother?

Brother of Hashirama Senju: It's me. I was pulled into this little group a long time ago. I don't like the Senju brothers, but I thought I might get to see you, so I stayed.

Brother of Hashirama Senju: But I never expected that after you finally joined, you... wouldn't recognize me at all.

Konoha Dancing King: Uh...

Konoha Dancing King: Well...

Konoha Dancing King: Then why are you using such a strange title?

Hashirama Senju: What's wrong with that? You weren't around, so I helped take care of your little brother.

Konoha Dancing King: Hashirama, you've crossed the line. My little brother doesn't need you looking after him. Don't you have a younger brother yourself?

Hashirama Senju: You can take care of Tobirama too.

Konoha Dancing King: No. Absolutely not.

Tobirama Senju: ...

[Ding!]

[The group atmosphere is lively. A new chat group has been created.]

[Congratulations to Hashirama Senju, Madara Uchiha, and Izuna Uchiha for joining Loving Family.]

Hashirama Senju: Ha... So I have a group too now?

Hashirama Senju: Hashirama, hurry up and join the group.

Hashirama Senju: I'm already in.

Brother of Hashirama Senju: Tch!

[Loving Family · Group Members: 3]

[Group members: Hashirama Senju, Izuna Uchiha, Madara Uchiha.]

Tobirama Senju: ...Damn it...

Then