My Unbeatable Background in the Primordial Era
Chapter 7

I Like Nuwa! (Seeking Comments)

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"You..."

Faced with Qin Hong's taunts, Zhunti and Jieyin, no matter how refined their manners, how good their pretense, or how great their acting skills, couldn't help but want to take action and send Qin Hong straight to bliss. But upon seeing Sect Master Tongtian make the slightest movement, the anger in their eyes could only be reluctantly suppressed.

There was no choice; who could blame him for having such a powerful background?

"Little brat, daring to fleece me, you'll pay it back tenfold, a thousandfold, sooner or later."

"You'll regret being born into this world after offending me."

Looking at the adorable Qin Hong, Zhunti and Jieyin's killing intent intensified.

"Ding, the host has achieved mastery without a teacher, perfectly embodying the meaning of 'background.' Without lifting a finger, he has obtained gifts from five Saints. Reward: two million years of cultivation."

Just as Qin Hong was happily contemplating how he'd gained so many treasures without giving anything up, the system's congratulatory voice further amplified his joy.

"I didn't expect a hidden mission! A pleasant surprise!"

"It seems I'll have to make good use of my background and identity from now on. Who knows when I might trigger another hidden mission!"

If Qin Hong had been a little unhappy upon discovering his system was a 'background' system, then now, only two words came to mind.

"So satisfying!"

Just then, the system's mechanical voice sounded again.

"Ding, mission issued: As a second-generation Saint with a profound background, how can you not be dashing and suave? Host, please tease Nuwa!"

What the heck?

Tease Saint Nuwa? Are you serious?

That's not how you play the suave and dashing card.

Hearing the system's voice, Qin Hong secretly glanced at Nuwa. Mmm, she was the perfect embodiment of every word used to describe female beauty.

Any man would be captivated by Nuwa's appearance, and Qin Hong was no exception. After all, he only looked like a child; his soul had long since been replaced.

If he said he didn't want anything to happen with Nuwa, Qin Hong wouldn't even believe himself.

But, teasing a Saint?

Wasn't that the same as courting death?

"System, be honest, what did I do wrong? Are you trying to shorten my lifespan so badly???"

After much deliberation, Qin Hong turned his suspicion towards the system, seriously suspecting it was trying to lead him down a path of destruction.

"If the host completes the mission, you will be rewarded with a strand of Primordial Chaos Origin Power."

"Note: Primordial Chaos Origin Power is born from the depths of chaos. Its power is peerless, comparable to a strike from the Heavenly Dao!"

After hearing the system's clarification, Qin Hong said with righteous indignation:

"Aunt Nuwa has been single for countless years. As her nephew, it is necessary to make her long-closed heart tremble once more!"

"To be clear, this isn't teasing; it's doing a good deed!"

"Mmm, I really am a good person. I admire myself so much!"

"From now on, I am a friend to female cultivators! I will save countless women suffering in the sea of bitterness by sacrificing myself!"

After boosting his own morale.

Qin Hong cleared his throat, tidied his black hair with his small hands, and took the Sky Burning Fan he had just acquired, gently waving it.

He strode before Nuwa and performed a bow that he considered elegant.

"Aunt Nuwa, you are so beautiful. Hong'er pays his respects!"

Hmm? What is this little fellow up to now?

Seeing Qin Hong's demeanor, the Saints refocused their gaze, showing great interest.

Scanning the surroundings, Qin Hong put on an air of maturity, shook his head slightly, and looked directly at Nuwa.

"Aunt Nuwa, will you be my wife?"

Damn!

Pfft!

Holy sh*t!

What the f*ck!

The moment the words left his mouth, everyone was stunned.

The Saints looked at each other, their faces filled with confusion, perfectly embodying the questions: Who am I, where am I, what just happened?

They couldn't help but rub their eyes. Had they misheard or misread?

This little fellow just asked Nuwa to be his wife?

"He really dares to think like that! So bold!"

Looking at the small figure before her, even Nuwa, usually so gentle, couldn't help but freeze the smile on her face.

Having taken human form for so many years, no one had ever dared to speak to her like this before.

"Flirting with a Saint, what courage."

Nuwa almost couldn't resist slapping the little fellow, who barely reached her waist, into oblivion.

But she couldn't bring herself to do it!

This little one was Sect Master Tongtian's only son, and a direct descendant of the Three Pure Ones.

If she were to kill him, Sect Master Tongtian would go mad first. Then, Heavenly Lord of Morality and Heavenly Lord of Original Beginning would surely intervene, after all, blood is thicker than water!

Moreover, this little one was so adorable, like a blank slate, newly born into the world.

Whether he even understood what a wife meant was beside the point. If she were to fuss over it, it would make her seem petty.

Taking a few deep breaths, Nuwa forcefully adjusted her emotions. Her smile returned, and she gently rubbed Qin Hong's little head, saying softly:

"Hong'er, you're still a child, how can you marry your aunt?"

"Auntie, it's not like that. I believe that as long as there's mutual affection and true love, age isn't a problem, let alone gender or species!" Qin Hong's voice wasn't loud, but his tone was firm as he stared intently at Nuwa, speaking with utmost seriousness.

Damn! (Sect Master Tongtian: My son is amazing!)

Pfft... pfft... pfft...

The assembled Saints were once again defeated by Qin Hong.

He might be small, but his ambitions were anything but!

Crossing gender and species? (I'm calling it now, he's a natural!)

At this point, Nuwa was completely flustered. What was all this?

Rumble...

Just as Nuwa was feeling awkward, a rumbling sound echoed, accompanied by a majestic aura.

It was the grand opening of Zixiao Palace.

"Teacher is calling us, let's go in quickly!" Seeing the doors of Zixiao Palace open, Nuwa quickly said and then rose and flew inside, afraid to linger any longer lest Qin Hong spout another golden line.

She looked like a maiden in love.

Following closely behind were Heavenly Lord of Morality, Heavenly Lord of Original Beginning, and the Western Duo, all seemingly eager to escape Qin Hong's antics.

Seeing that all the Saints had entered, only Qin Hong and Sect Master Tongtian remained outside Zixiao Palace.

Looking at the earnest Qin Hong, Sect Master Tongtian blinked and asked softly:

"Hong'er, do you really like Nuwa?"

Seeing his father's expression, Qin Hong was puzzled.

"Of course! Auntie Nuwa is so beautiful, there's no one like her in the Primordial Era. Naturally, I like her!" Qin Hong said with longing.

This was the truth, after all, Nuwa's beauty was utterly breathtaking!

Hearing Qin Hong's reply, Sect Master Tongtian nodded.

"Mm, if that's the case, then next time, I'll try proposing for you. My son needn't worry too much!"

Gasp...

Qin Hong stared at Sect Master Tongtian in shock.

Are you serious?

Dad, you're so awesome!

Qin Hong thought he was pretty impressive, but he never expected his father to be even more so!

Proposing to a Saint, just the thought of it was thrilling!

"Ding, Host's mission to tease Saint Nuwa has been completed. Reward: One strand of Primordial Chaos Origin Power!"

As the system's voice sounded, it signaled the completion of Qin Hong's mission.

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