After leaving the valley that had long been filled with the faint fragrance of medicinal herbs from alchemy, Xuan Wazi immediately felt the world open up before him. He did not flee far at once, instead standing atop the clouds and stretching his limbs as he sensed the Primordial Chaos Magic Power within him circulating ever more briskly now that he was free of debt.
His divine sense as a mid-stage Hunyuan Golden Immortal sharply detected that tribulation aura was accumulating throughout the Primordial World, especially between the Heavenly Court and the earth, where an invisible confrontation surged like undercurrents.
"A storm is brewing..." Xuan Wazi murmured.
Just then, a grand and joyous heavenly decree descended from the Ninth Heaven, announcing to the Primordial World:
"Let the Heavenly Dao bear witness! The lord of the Solar Star, Di Jun, Heavenly Emperor of the Demon Clan, has perceived the harmony of yin and yang. In accordance with Heaven and the will of all beings, three thousand years from now, he shall wed the Lunar Star goddesses Xi He and Chang Xi at Lingxiao Palace in the Heavenly Realm, thereby establishing the Heavenly Marriage and setting Heaven and Earth in order! Fellow Daoist Nuwa is specially invited to preside over the ceremony with the Red Embroidered Ball and bear witness to the Heavenly Dao!"
The heavenly decree spread throughout the Primordial World, and all living beings felt that this was a joyous occasion in accordance with the Heavenly Dao.
"Heavenly Marriage?" Xuan Wazi raised a brow. "Di Jun certainly knows how to pick his timing. He wants to gather fortune through the Heavenly Marriage and obtain merit. He even invited Nuwa to preside with the Red Embroidered Ball. He knows how to borrow momentum."
He could practically picture the Thirty-three Heavens draped in lanterns and decorations, as well as Di Jun and Taiyi eagerly awaiting merit to descend upon them.
However, the familiar electronic synthesized voice immediately rang out:
[Ding! A key plot event, 'Heavenly Marriage,' has been detected and will soon occur! An emergency troublemaking mission is now issued: 'Breaking Up the Lovebirds (Heavenly Marriage Edition)'!] [Mission requirement: Make the Lunar Star goddesses Xi He and Chang Xi reject Di Jun's marriage proposal and sabotage the Heavenly Marriage!] [Mission rewards: 1. Innate Supreme Treasure ×1! 2. Innate Enlightenment Tea ×99 cubic meters! 3. Cultivation raised to the late stage of Hunyuan Golden Immortal! 4. Unfilial Points +1,000,000!]
Xuan Wazi looked at the rewards, and his heart began pounding faster despite himself. But when he saw the mission content, the corner of his mouth twitched hard.
"System Bro, this mission is a bit too shameless! It's a marriage ordained by Heaven, with boundless merit involved. How am I supposed to make them refuse?"
[The system screen flickered: That's why it's a 'Not Being a Person' mission! Think about the rewards—an Innate Supreme Treasure!]
Xuan Wazi's gaze swept across the reward list before suddenly stopping at the second item. His eyelids twitched. "Hold on! Innate Enlightenment Tea ×99 cubic meters?! System Bro, did you mess up the unit? Other people's Enlightenment Tea is measured by the gram or by the leaf, precious beyond belief, but yours is measured in cubic meters? And ninety-nine of them? Did you uproot an Enlightenment Tea tree from some Chaos world, or are you planning to turn me into a tea-selling girl? Like, 'My grandpa grew this tea, my grandpa is sick, and for just three hundred yuan, you can buy fifty grams of tea personally grown by my grandpa'?"
[An arrogant (￣▽￣)~* expression immediately appeared on the system screen: Host, you are mistaken! Anything produced by this system is top quality. Large quantities and full satisfaction are the true way! What is a mere cubic meter worth mentioning? If not for the limitations of the host's storage space, this system could directly issue it by the 'small world'! This precisely reflects this system's shortcomings... extravagance and generosity as a Primordial Chaos-level supplier! How can the host compare this system to those other mundane systems?]
The corner of Xuan Wazi's mouth twitched. "...Thanks, I guess! Where else could I find such a thoughtful system? Other people transmigrate with style, while I transmigrated with a wholesale dealer, huh?"
[System: (￣ω￣) Host, remain calm. Isn't the point that the rewards are generous? Think about it: supreme treasure! Cultivation! Points! And enough Enlightenment Tea for you to soak in! So, are you doing it or not?]
"I'm doing it! Why wouldn't I?" Xuan Wazi gritted his teeth, his familiar troublemaking grin appearing on his face. "With rewards this generous, how could I refuse and still call myself a person?"
A bold and shameless plan took shape in his mind. With a thought, the mysterious Heavenly Secret Concealment Mask appeared in his hand. Holding the icy mask, he looked toward the cold and desolate Lunar Star.
"Fellow Daoist Di Jun, sorry for the trouble. But the system's rewards... are simply too much! Your Heavenly Marriage is doomed!"
With a flicker, he transformed into an invisible streak of light and sped toward the Lunar Star. An operation targeting the Heavenly Emperor's marriage fate had officially begun.
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