The Unethical System Issues a Quest, Xuan Wazi Nearly Sells the Tea Girl

Leaving the valley, which was filled with the faint scent of medicinal herbs from long-term alchemy, Xuan Wazi felt the world open up around him. He didn't flee immediately but hovered in the clouds, stretching his limbs and feeling the Primordial Chaos Magic Power flowing more vibrantly within him, now that he was free of debt.

His divine sense, at the mid-stage of Hunyuan Golden Immortal, keenly perceived the accumulating tribulation energy in the Primordial Era. Especially between the Heavenly Court and the land, an invisible confrontation surged like an undercurrent.

"The wind heralds a storm..." Xuan Wazi murmured softly.

Just then, a grand and joyous Heavenly Secret descended from the Ninth Heaven, proclaiming to the Primordial Era:

"Heavenly Dao above! Today, the master of the Solar Star, the Demon Clan's Heavenly Emperor Di Jun, embracing the Way of Yin and Yang's harmony, following Heaven and pleasing the people, will, in three thousand years, at the Lingxiao Treasure Hall in the Heavenly Realm, wed the Lunar Star goddesses Xi He and Chang Xi, to formalize the Heavenly Marriage and bring order to the universe! Nuwa, friend, is specially invited to hold the red embroidered ball and preside over the wedding ceremony, bearing witness to Heavenly Dao!"

The Heavenly Secret spread throughout the Primordial Era, and all beings felt this was a joyous event that aligned with Heavenly Dao.

"Heavenly Marriage?" Xuan Wazi raised an eyebrow. "Di Jun certainly knows how to pick his timing, wanting to gather fortune and prove his merit through this Heavenly Marriage. He even invited Nuwa to hold the red embroidered ball and preside, knowing how to leverage the situation."

He could almost picture the thirty-three heavens adorned with lanterns and streamers at this moment, and the way Di Jun and Tai Yi anticipated the influx of merit.

However, a familiar synthesized voice immediately chimed in:

[Ding! Detected critical plot event 'Heavenly Marriage' about to occur! Issuing emergency troublemaking mission: 'Breaking Up the Happy Couple (Heavenly Marriage Edition)'!]

[Mission Requirements: Cause the Lunar goddesses Xi He and Chang Xi to reject Di Jun's proposal and disrupt the Heavenly Marriage!]

[Mission Rewards:
1. Innate Supreme Treasure x1!
2. Innate Enlightenment Tea x99 cubic meters!
3. Cultivation level increased to late-stage Hunyuan Golden Immortal!
4. Not-a-Person Points +1,000,000!]

Xuan Wazi looked at the rewards, his heart uncontrollably quickening its pace. But upon seeing the mission content, the corner of his mouth twitched violently.

"System Bro, this mission is a bit unethical! A divinely ordained marriage, immeasurable merit, how am I supposed to make them refuse?"

[System screen flickers: That's why it's a 'Not-a-Person' mission! Think about the rewards, an Innate Supreme Treasure!]

Xuan Wazi's gaze swept over the reward list, then suddenly fixed on the second item, his eyelids twitching uncontrollably: "Wait a minute! Innate Enlightenment Tea x99 cubic meters?! System Bro, did you get the unit wrong? Other people's enlightenment tea is measured in grams or slices, precious as anything, and yours is measured in cubic meters? Ninety-nine cubic meters? Did you uproot an enlightenment tea tree from some chaotic world, or are you planning to have me work as a tea vendor? 'My grandpa's tea, grandpa is sick, you can get an ounce of my grandpa's personally grown tea for just three hundred yuan' type of thing?"

[An arrogant (￣▽￣)~* expression immediately appeared on the system screen: Host, you are mistaken! What this system provides is bound to be top-quality; quantity is king! A mere cubic meter is nothing! If it weren't for the host's limited storage space, this system wouldn't mind distributing it by 'small world' units! This perfectly reflects this system's lack of... its domineering and generous nature as a Primordial Chaos-level supplier! How can the host compare it to other common systems?]

Xuan Wazi's mouth twitched: "...Thank you so much! Where else can I find such a thoughtful system? Others transmigrate with prestige, am I transmigrating to be a wholesaler, right?"

[System: (￣ω￣) Host, calm down, aren't the generous rewards the main point? Think about it, a Supreme Treasure! Cultivation! Points! And this enlightenment tea that's more than enough for you to take a bath! Just say if you'll do it or not!]

"I'll do it! Of course, I'll do it!" Xuan Wazi gritted his teeth, a familiar mischievous smile appearing on his face. "With such ample rewards, if I don't do it, am I even human?"

A bold and unethical plan took shape in his mind. With a thought, the mysterious Heavenly Secret Concealment Mask appeared in his hand. Holding the cool mask, he looked towards the cold Lunar Star.

"Friend Di Jun, I apologize. But the system gave... so much! Your Heavenly Marriage is in jeopardy!"

His body flickered, transforming into an invisible stream of light, heading straight for the Lunar Star. An operation targeting the Heavenly Emperor's marriage had officially begun.