After the Interception Sect Started Playing It Safe, the Entire Great Wilderness Went Mad

[Comedy, Irreverent Primordial Fantasy, Bureaucratic Immortals, Investiture of the Gods Turns into a Civil Service Exam]

Bad news: You've transmigrated into the primordial world, become cannon fodder for the Jie Sect, and are about to end up on the Investiture of the Gods roster!

Good news: The Divine Survival System has awakened!

[Option 1: Die a noble death. Reward: a plaque reading 'Loyal Martyr'!]

[Option 2: Refuse in public. Reward: the title 'All-Talk Champion'!]

[Option 3: Suffer cultivation deviation on the spot. Reward: a century of cultivation and an innate divine ability!]

Chen Changsheng decisively chooses to slack off! To hell with your plaque-I just want to live!

And so, the Jie Sect gains a peerless master of sneaky survival!

He writes an Anti-Scam Handbook, only for ten thousand immortals to embrace it as their guiding scripture! Senior Brother Duobao furiously condemns him, but Sage Tongtian slaps the table in delight!

Once Chen is appointed Guardian of the Dao, the entire Jie Sect goes completely off the rails!

The dragons of the Eastern Sea come invading? Shen Gongbao says, "Fellow Daoist, please stay a moment. First, fill out this thirty-thousand-word risk assessment form!"

The Heavenly Court issues a decree? Duobao says, "Guardian of the Dao! The assessment is in: a ninety-percent chance of death. We're turning it down!"

Hundreds of millions of years later, when the Chan Sect's Twelve Golden Immortals arrive at their gates with murder in their eyes, they find a gigantic banner stretched across Golden Ao Island:

"Lose a fight, land in the hospital. Win a fight, land in jail. For the sake of our KPIs, magical combat is strictly prohibited!"