Whose Child Is This!?

Li Yao glanced at those thighs and sighed deeply.

Heaven truly blessed Feng Li with a pair of beautiful legs—slender and shapely calves, and rounded, full thighs. While others might admire legs for years, Big Sis Feng Li's legs are so stunning they could turn anyone into a leg fetishist! Li Yao clicked his tongue in admiration, "Sister, it's a shame you don't do the splits with legs as beautiful as yours."

Feng Li: "???"

What kind of ridiculous statement is this?

She pulled her leg back and tossed a card over. "Old Guo said it was the final payment for you. I was originally thinking that if you touched it, I would keep it for you as pocket money..."

But to everyone's surprise, this brat didn't play by the rules! Li Yao: "..."

He silently put the card away, still shaken—you dare ask me for over ten million just for touching my thigh! Are you trying to drive me crazy?! Having failed to bluff her way out, Big Sis Feng Li and Xiao Zhao swaggered away. Li Yao also began to peruse magical knowledge. The year was almost over, but he couldn't let his guard down! He still had many things to do! Two days later, Li Yao was ready to be discharged from the hospital, and Chen Xi came to pick him up.

When they returned to the tavern, they specially prepared a brazier and mugwort soaked in rice water... saying it was to ward off bad luck for Li Yao.

Hmm, the rice water is so cold.

Seeing this, Lin Xiaoxi said from the side, "Sister Chen Xi, don't you think Li Big Hoof is pretty rude? Why don't we chase him away?"

My plan to monopolize Chen Xi is complete! Li Yao: "Chen Xi, let me go, or I'll smash her head in!"

Lin Xiaoxi: "Hey, move! Move! You can't reach me! Ugh! This is so frustrating!"

Li Yao silently cast Mage Hand.

An invisible force field formed a tripwire under Lin Xiaoxi's feet. Lin Xiaoxi, who was swinging her arms and jumping around, suddenly felt her foot trip and fell backward with a strange scream and claws out!

Then,

I stumbled into a booth sofa in the pub.

Li Yao: "!"

This is fucking possible?!

Lin Xiaoxi was a little confused...

What happened?! Even someone as agile and swift as the wind as Lin Baiwan has suffered a mishap?!

Lin Xiaoxi was questioning the meaning of life, while Li Yao was trying to calm himself down.

never mind,

Why get angry with a lucky person? It's just asking for trouble! Chen Xi finished packing her things and called out, "Xiaoxi, stop being naughty and come help me."

Lin Xiaoxi: "Sister Chen Xi, you're being unfair! Why don't you Li Big Hoof!"

Chen Xi replied matter-of-factly, "He's the boss."

Li Yao casually lifted Lin Xiaoxi up. "Did you hear that? I'm the boss."

Lin Xiaoxi chased him away.

Li Yao returned to his throne in front of the fireplace, lay down, and felt incredibly good sinking into it.

Ah~ I'm impressed!

Li Yao let out a long sigh, and his whole being immediately exuded a powerful and majestic aura of a salted fish.

Chen Xi smiled knowingly when she saw this at the bar.

really,

The Lost Tavern is only complete and natural when the owner is sitting there.

She poured Li Yao a cup of tea and placed it on the coffee table, saying softly as she bent down:

"Welcome home, boss."

Her tone was full of gentle, intelligent smiles.

Li Yao smiled and said, "Yes, you've worked hard these past few days."

Chen Xi smiled, her eyes curving like crescent moons. "Mmm!"

That must have been tough!

Chen Xi returned to the bar and suddenly remembered something, saying, "Oh right, boss, it's New Year's Eve tonight, is there anything you particularly want to eat?"

Oh? It's New Year's Eve...

Looking back on all the things that happened this year, it's truly a bittersweet experience.

Li Yao thought for a moment, "How about crab meat stew?"

Chen Xi: "Okay~ I'm going out to buy groceries now. By the way, boss, are you going to invite your friends over? I'll prepare extra food for everyone."

Li Yao: "That works too."

He pulled out his phone and texted his best friend. "Hey bro, it's New Year's Eve at home, time to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new."

Lin Xiaowei was online and replied instantly, "What? It's already Chinese New Year?! I calculated that there's still more than a month left!"

Li Yao: "..."

He replied, "New Year's Day."

Lin Xiaowei: "Oh..."

New Year's Day is nothing.

That startled Laozi! She replied, "Then I wish you joy, good fortune, and all your wishes fulfilled in the coming year!"

Li Yao: May you enjoy joy and good fortune, and may everything go as you wish!

My best friend has been busy integrating the legion and preparing for a full-scale extermination of the demonic aliens, so he's been very busy. Even the promised teleportation of the industrial line has been delayed, but it's okay.

You understand, I spoil you.

After finishing his chat with his best friend, Li Yao called out in the dorm group chat, "Hey everyone, come over for dinner! Let's ring in the New Year together!"

Cao Erha: "Granted!"

Chen Tao: "Sure, I'll pack up and head over."

Shuisheng Ge: "I'm next door."

Li Yao: "Shuisheng Ge, why don't you call over all the people from the Midnight Bar? Let's get together."

Shuisheng Ge: "Leave it to me."

Yes, Shuisheng Ge is as steady as ever.

Chen Xi quickly returned from outside, carrying a bunch of bags. Li Yao, no longer lounging on his Lazy King's Throne, stood up and took the ingredients to help Chen Xi cook.

She bought lots of delicious food.

for example:

A whole black-boned chicken is cleaned of its internal organs and stuffed with ingredients such as small potatoes, red dates, and goji berries. The outside is then brushed with a layer of prepared sauce and honey oil, wrapped in aluminum foil, and marinated. After marinating, it is steamed in a steamer.

Finely chopped pork belly, cooked to perfection, results in a glossy, flavorful braised dish! In addition,

There's also a crab meat hot pot, which comes with Shrimp Paste and crispy bone meatballs...

Li Yao assisted from the side, watching Chen Xi busily preparing the food in an orderly manner with great emotion— Chen Xi was striding headlong down the path of becoming a chef without looking back!

Hmm, my best friend from another world is amazing too, she's gone down the path of culinary disasters and there's no turning back!

Have you ever seen a glowing, dark dish? Are you scared? As evening approached, Cao Erha brought over two or three bottles of alcohol, including beer, baijiu, and craft fruit-flavored beer specifically for girls. This guy is quite meticulous when it comes to these things.

Chen Tao came with his girlfriend!

His girlfriend is now a total adorer of Chen Tao! Cao Erha put down his wine, heartbroken. "Old Li, let me tell you, I've been so wronged lately! I've been fed dog food by other people every day, it's been unbearable!"

Li Yao: "Why are you being picky about food?!"

Cao Erha: "..."

Old Li,

You've changed! Soon, the group from the late -Midnight Bar next door also arrived. Big Sis Feng Li, along with Xiao Zhao and Old He, familiarly sat down at a booth, all neatly waiting for dinner! Cao Erha, putting on an act, leaned close to Xiao Zhao: "Hey, girl, you look unfamiliar. Want to get to know each other?"

Li Yao: "..."

He glanced at Sauron, who was crouching in the corner with its claws raised, sharp claws protruding from its paw pads, gleaming coldly in the darkness... Li Yao quickly went over and pressed it down. "Calm down! Calm down!"

Xiao Zhao looked at Cao Erha without saying a word... just staring!

Cao Erha felt uncomfortable being stared at. "Hey girl, why are you staring at me like that?" Only then did Cao Erha realize that the girl had heterochromia! Xiao Zhao remained silent... staring!

Cao Erha got up and started to leave, saying, "So, what..." He looked around blankly, wondering what he should do. He immediately spotted Han Xiaosang sitting quietly in the corner and went over to her, saying, "Little sister, Uncle will play with you~"

Li Yao stood next to Sauron and waved, "Xiao Sang, come here."

Cao Erha: "..."

I think you're all targeting me Cao Daheng!

It was cold outside, but warm inside the tavern. Everyone was chatting and laughing, having a great time.

Looking at all this, Li Yao felt very good.

Sudden,

The tavern door was pushed open, and a cold wind rushed in from the entrance, blowing a beige coat. A senior student, dressed simply but beautifully, made a dazzling entrance. "Ta-da~ Your senior brother and sister have come especially to spend New Year's Eve with you!"

But when she saw the bustling pub, she was stunned. "You didn't even invite me to your New Year's Eve dinner!"

Li Yao: "..."

Oh shit,

I completely forgot about it, senior!

He immediately smiled ingratiatingly and said, "How could that be? I was just about to tell you! We haven't even started eating yet! Big shots always make their grand entrance last!"

Everyone: "???"

What's wrong?

Are we all just here to make up the numbers?

Li Shishi ignored it; she wanted to say something more, but then she spotted Xiao Sang standing obediently next to Li Yao.

Immediately,

A flash of insight struck her, as if everything now made sense. She pointed tremblingly at Xiao Sang and asked:

"Whose child is this!?"

Second update, almost 2500 words~ How fast is that! Happy New Year! May everyone be joyful, auspicious, and have all your wishes fulfilled! I also hope you enjoy reading~ Teemo has been with you for 18 years, so let's keep going in 2019 ヾ(°°)~ Thank you all for your support, love you all (`).