Leg Broken by a Pig

He had only been dating this girlfriend for half a month. They had only gotten as far as eating buns together and had not taken the final step yet. How could he let this fool have his way with her?

"Not letting me eat? Then forget it!"

Lu Fan licked his lips regretfully and turned to leave with his phone.

This made Liu Gang anxious. This fool had never been so difficult to talk to before. A few casual lies from him, and the money would arrive.

This time, Lu Fan actually knew to set conditions. He had probably been scammed too many times, so Aunt had specifically taught him.

"Xiao Yu, why don't you make a little sacrifice? That fool doesn't understand anything anyway."

"Liu Gang, what did you say? I'm your girlfriend! Do you have any of the responsibility a man should have?"

The busty girl stared at her boyfriend in disbelief, disappointment appearing on her face.

"Think about it, Xiao Yu. That fool will just get cheated out of those two thousand yuan by someone else. If we act too late, we'll miss out on it. Just take a little loss. He's a fool, so he won't understand anything."

Lu Fan deliberately dragged his feet, giving the two behind him time to discuss it. In truth, his face was full of a crafty grin, and he had to force himself not to burst out laughing.

The busty girl's expression shifted several times before she unexpectedly nodded in agreement. However, she had one condition.

"Liu Gang, that money has to buy me the dress I liked yesterday."

"Fine, fine, my lady. We'll go buy that dress in a bit."

Liu Gang calculated inwardly. The dress cost eight hundred, leaving twelve hundred. The two of them could live it up for a few more days, and they would even have money for a hotel room. Maybe he could find a chance to finally win Xiao Yu over.

"Lu Fan, come back. I'll let you touch my buns, but you can't put your mouth on them. Once you're done touching, you have to lend me the money."

"Okay, okay... Touching the buns is fine too!"

With a foolish grin, Lu Fan charged straight toward the busty girl. Xiao Yu's little face went pale, and she instinctively took several steps back.

"Wait! There are too many people here. Fool, come with me into the woods over there. Liu Gang, keep watch for me. If someone sees us, I'll be too ashamed to live."

Xiao Yu turned and walked into the grove, while Lu Fan followed after her with a foolish grin.

Watching his girlfriend, whom he had not yet won over, enter the woods with another man, Liu Gang's teeth itched with hatred just imagining the scene.

"Ah! You stupid fool, you promised not to use your mouth! Ah... Don't bite!"

The busty girl's screams came from the woods. Liu Gang's eyes reddened, and he was about to rush in, but after taking one step, he backed away again.

"For those two thousand yuan, I'll fucking endure it."

Several minutes later, Lu Fan finally emerged with a satisfied look. Seeing Liu Gang's dark expression made him laugh wildly inside.

"The buns were tasty. Liu Gang, I lent you the money. Oh, right, when will you pay me back? Aunt said that when lending money, you have to agree on when it will be repaid."

"I... I'll pay you back in half a month!"

Gritting his teeth, Liu Gang took out his phone. Lu Fan directly scanned two thousand yuan, and the payment went through in one sweep.

Only after Lu Fan had walked far away did the teary-eyed busty girl emerge pitifully.

"Liu Gang, you bastard! You're not a man! For two thousand yuan, you let another man humiliate your girlfriend.

"That stupid fool bit and clawed at me until I was swollen everywhere. He even... even pulled up my skirt. Liu Gang, I finally see what kind of person you are. We're through!"

The busty girl was crying miserably. She flung her hand and ran off in another direction.

"What? That fool took off your skirt too? I..."

Liu Gang's eyes turned red, and he spun around to go settle things with Lu Fan. But his girlfriend had run away, and he needed to comfort her, or all his efforts over this long time would have been wasted.

After considering it for a few seconds, he still decided that comforting his girlfriend was more important.

He also understood that even if he caught up to Lu Fan, there was nothing he could do to him. Even if this went to court, he would be in the wrong.

Besides, Lu Fan was already a fool with an incredibly powerful backer. Not to mention that Liu Gang had scammed Lu Fan out of money several times before.

Someone had once beaten up that fool before, and the outcome had been utterly miserable. One slap had directly destroyed that person's future. After more than a decade of hard study, he had finally gotten into Dragon University, only to lose even the chance to receive his diploma.

Lu Fan walked over to a bench. The more he thought about it, the less he could hold it in, until he threw back his head and laughed loudly.

During those few minutes just now, he had climbed to high ground and gone straight into the canyon, rampaging around Summoner's Rift.

The girl's face was average, but her body was explosive. Following the principle that only fools passed up free advantages, he had not held back at all.

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Opening the system panel in his mind, he saw that his points had indeed risen to four. He was one step closer to the ten-point draw.

"Why is this stupid fool laughing so happily? Did he get more money again?"

An annoying voice sounded. Lu Fan raised his head, and a foolish grin instantly appeared on his face. Just when he was sleepy, someone had brought him a pillow.

Three tall men in short-sleeved shirts and shorts, each holding a basketball, stood before him. As soon as they stood there, they blocked all the sunlight in front of him.

An idea flashed through Lu Fan's mind, and a scheme rose in his heart. No one would have guessed that behind his foolish expression, he was plotting against others.

"Uh... Aunt told me not to tell anyone, but she just transferred six thousand yuan to me!"

Sure enough, the three men immediately exchanged excited looks when they heard that.

"Six thousand yuan. That's exactly two thousand each!"

Without saying a word, they settled the matter with just a few looks.

"Oh, Lu Fan, you have no idea how miserable the three of us are."

One of the tall men plopped down beside Lu Fan and pretended to wipe away a few tears.

"What happened? Aren't you three perfectly fine?"

Lu Fan asked with a foolish expression.

"The three of us are on the school basketball team. This morning, we accidentally injured our legs during training.

"We went to the hospital for an examination just now, and it nearly scared me to death. Guess what? There's actually a crack here, which means the bone here is broken."

After saying that, the tall man squeezed out a pained expression and pointed at his exposed, hairy long leg. Lu Fan glanced at it, and the image of a huge gorilla instantly appeared in his mind.

"All three of you broke your bones?"

Lu Fan looked at their legs, which were sturdier than the utility pole beside them. Are you idiots, or do you think I'm an idiot? Can't you at least put on a complete act and make up a believable excuse? Do you have any professional ethics as scammers?

"Uh... The three of us really did all fracture our bones!"

The tall man hurriedly signaled to his two brothers. Only then did they react, collapsing onto the ground in front of Lu Fan and groaning in pain together.

Fuck! With acting like yours, even catching a wild boar in the mountains would look more convincing. But for three points, I'll fucking endure it.

Lu Fan wore a speechless expression. Were these three idiots grinding his intelligence into the dirt? They would probably struggle to scam candy from a kindergarten class.

"All three of you fractured your bones at the same time? Did you all run into a pig or something? I heard the cafeteria had bought a live pig, but it escaped."

"Yes, yes, yes... We weren't paying attention during training, then we accidentally ran into a running pig, so our legs were fractured."

The three of them were apparently not very bright. They did not hear the insult in Lu Fan's words at all.

"Then you really are pitiful. I heard that pig eventually ran into a tree and killed itself.

"You three ran into the pig, and then the pig ran into a tree. What a coincidence, hehe..."

Even the three of them could hear the insult in that. However, they endured it for the sake of the six thousand yuan.

"Lu Fan, as classmates, shouldn't you help us after we've suffered such serious injuries? Aunt must have taught you to be kind and caring toward your classmates, right?"

I care about your grandma's leg!

Lu Fan cursed inwardly. He hated people who used moral pressure like this most of all. If not for the three points, he would have cursed them until they cried.

"As classmates, we should help each other. But I only have six thousand yuan on me."

"It's fine, it's enough! The three of us can each take two thousand to get our legs treated."

"Isn't that wrong? Three people, two thousand each, doesn't that make exactly five thousand?"

Lu Fan raised his left hand and counted on his fingers. His left hand only had five fingers, and no matter how he counted, the result was always five thousand.

The sight left the three tall men dumbfounded.

"Fuck, I thought this guy had gotten smarter just now. He's actually getting dumber and dumber!"

One of the geniuses held out a finger beside Lu Fan's palm. Lu Fan counted again, and this time it finally matched.

"You really are smart. You actually know that three times two thousand equals six thousand!"

Lu Fan took out his phone. Amid the three men's ecstatic expressions, he transferred two thousand yuan to each of them. Three points instantly arrived, bringing him much closer to the ten-point draw.

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