The Leg Broken by a Pig

Their relationship had only been going on for half a month, and they had only progressed to the point of "eating steamed buns," not yet reaching the final step. How could they let this idiot get away with it?

"You're not letting me eat? Then forget it!"

Lu Fan licked his lips with a look of regret, picking up his phone to leave.

This made classmate Liu anxious. This idiot hadn't been so difficult to deal with before. A few casual words from him used to be enough to get money transferred.

This time, he actually knew to set conditions. He probably got tricked too many times, and his aunt had specifically taught him.

"Xiao Yu, why don't you sacrifice yourself? Anyway, this idiot doesn't understand anything."

"Liu Gang, what did you say? I'm your girlfriend, don't you have any manly responsibility?"

The busty girl looked at her boyfriend in disbelief, a hint of disappointment appearing on her face.

"Xiao Yu, think about it. This idiot will have the two thousand yuan scammed away by someone else in an instant. If we act late, we'll miss out on these two thousand. Just take a little loss. Anyway, he's an idiot and doesn't understand anything."

Lu Fan deliberately walked slowly, giving the two behind him time to discuss. In reality, his face was full of cunning smiles, and he was barely holding back from bursting into laughter.

The expression on the busty girl's face changed, and she finally agreed, but she had one condition.

"Liu Gang, you have to buy me the skirt I liked yesterday with that money."

"Okay, okay, my dear grandma, we'll go buy that skirt later."

Liu Gang calculated in his mind. The skirt was eight hundred yuan, leaving one thousand two hundred. They could live it up for a few more days, and there would be enough money for a hotel. Maybe he could even find an opportunity to conquer Xiao Yu.

"Classmate Lu Fan, come back. I promise you can touch the steamed buns, but you can't eat them with your mouth. After you touch them, you have to lend me money."

"Okay, okay... touching the steamed buns is fine too!"

Lu Fan, with a foolish grin, rushed towards the busty girl. Xiao Yu's face turned pale with fright, and her body instinctively retreated a few steps.

"Wait! There are too many people here. Idiot, come with me to the woods nearby. Liu Gang, you keep an eye on him. If anyone sees us, I won't be able to live with myself."

Xiao Yu turned and walked into the small woods. Lu Fan, with a foolish grin, followed her in.

Seeing his girlfriend, whom he hadn't even gotten yet, entering the woods with another man, Liu Gang gritted his teeth with hatred just imagining the scene.

"Ah! You dead idiot, you said you wouldn't bite! Ah... don't bite!"

A scream from the busty girl echoed from the woods. Liu Gang's eyes turned red, and he was about to rush in, but he took a step back.

"For those two thousand yuan, I'll endure it."

After a few minutes, Lu Fan walked out with a look of satisfaction. Seeing the sullen Liu Gang, he was practically bursting with laughter.

"The steamed buns were delicious. Classmate Liu, I'll lend you the money. Oh, by the way, when will you pay me back? My aunt said when you lend money, you have to specify a repayment date."

"I... I'll pay you back in half a month!"

Liu Gang gritted his teeth and took out his phone. Lu Fan directly scanned it, and the payment was successful.

It wasn't until Lu Fan had walked far away that the busty girl, with tears streaming down her face, pitifully walked out.

"Liu Gang, you scoundrel! You're not a man, letting your girlfriend be humiliated by another man for two thousand yuan. That dead idiot bit and scratched me until I was swollen! He even... even took off my skirt! Liu Gang, I finally see your true character now. We're finished!"

The busty girl cried pitifully, flicked her hand, and ran off in another direction.

"What? That idiot took off your skirt too? I..."

Liu Gang's eyes turned red, and he turned to find Lu Fan for trouble. But his girlfriend had run off, and he had to coax her, otherwise all his efforts would be in vain.

After a few seconds of consideration, he still felt that coaxing his girlfriend was more important.

He also understood that even if he caught up to Lu Fan, he couldn't do anything to him. If this matter went to court, he wouldn't be in the right.

Moreover, Lu Fan was originally an idiot and had a powerful background. He had already scammed Lu Fan out of money several times before.

Physically assaulting that idiot was something that had actually happened before, but the person who did it had a tragic end. A single slap had ended his future. After more than ten years of hard study to get into Dragon University, he didn't even have the chance to get his diploma.

Lu Fan walked to a chair, thinking, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Those few minutes just now, he had reached the high ground and gone straight to the canyon, rampaging through Summoner's Rift.

Although the girl's face was average, her figure was explosive. He, operating under the principle of "he who doesn't take advantage of a good deal is a bastard," didn't hold back at all.

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Opening the system panel in his mind, the points had indeed increased to four, bringing him one step closer to the ten-point lottery.

"That dead idiot is laughing so happily, could it be he has money again?"

An annoying voice sounded. Lu Fan looked up, and a foolish smile instantly appeared on his face. This was like getting a pillow when you're sleepy.

Three tall guys in short sleeves and shorts, holding basketballs, stood in front of him. Their presence blocked the sunlight in front of him.

Lu Fan's mind raced, and a plan formed in his head. The foolish expression on his face made it impossible for anyone to suspect he was plotting against them.

"Uh... my aunt told me not to tell anyone. She just transferred me six thousand yuan!"

As expected, upon hearing this, the three exchanged excited glances.

"Six thousand yuan, that's two thousand each!"

Without saying a word, the three settled the matter with a few glances.

"Ouch! Lu Fan classmate, didn't you know? We three are suffering."

One of the tall guys plopped down next to Lu Fan, fake-crying.

"What's wrong? Aren't the three of you doing fine?"

Lu Fan asked blankly.

"The three of us are on the school basketball team. This morning during practice, we accidentally fell and injured our legs.

When we went to the hospital for a check-up just now, I almost died of fright. Guess what? A crack appeared here, meaning my bone is broken!"

The tall guy forced a pained expression onto his face and pointed to his hairy, exposed leg. Lu Fan glanced at it and was instantly reminded of a giant black ape.

"Are all three of you fractured?"

Lu Fan looked at their legs, which were stronger than the telephone poles nearby. "Are you guys stupid, or am I stupid? Can't you at least commit to the act and come up with a decent excuse? Do you have any professional ethics for scammers?"

"Uh... we are indeed all fractured!"

The tall guy quickly signaled his two brothers. They finally reacted and slumped down in front of Lu Fan, groaning in pain simultaneously.

"Damn it! With your acting... catching a wild boar in the mountains would be more convincing than this. But for three points, I'll endure it."

Lu Fan had a speechless expression. "These three idiots are dragging my IQ through the mud! They probably couldn't even trick candy out of kindergarteners."

"All three of you fractured at the same time? Did you all run into a pig? I heard the cafeteria bought a live pig that escaped."

"Yes, yes... we weren't paying attention during practice and accidentally ran into a running pig, so our legs got fractured."

The three of them probably weren't very bright and didn't catch the sarcastic undertones in Lu Fan's words.

"Then you really are quite pitiful. I heard that pig eventually ran into a tree and died.

The three of you ran into the pig, and the pig ran into a tree. What a coincidence, hehe..."

Even the dumbest among them would have understood the insult now, but the three of them endured it for the six thousand yuan.

"Lu Fan classmate, as a fellow student, since we've suffered such serious injuries, shouldn't you help us out? Didn't your Aunt teach you to be friendly and caring towards classmates?"

"I'll care about your grandma's leg!"

Lu Fan cursed inwardly. He hated it when people used moral blackmail. If it weren't for the three points, he would have cursed them until they cried.

"As classmates, we should help each other, but I only have six thousand yuan on me."

"It's okay, that's enough. The three of us can each take two thousand to see a doctor."

"Wait, isn't that wrong? Three people, two thousand each, that's exactly five thousand?"

Lu Fan held up his left hand, counting on his fingers. He only had five fingers on his left hand, and no matter how he counted, the result was always five thousand.

This scene left the three tall guys dumbfounded.

"Holy crap, I thought this guy got smarter just now, but he's getting dumber!"

One of the "smart" ones stuck a finger next to Lu Fan's palm. Lu Fan counted again, and this time it finally added up.

"You guys are really smart, knowing that three times two thousand equals six thousand!"

Lu Fan took out his phone and, to their ecstatic expressions, transferred two thousand to each of them. Instantly, three points were credited, bringing him one step closer to the ten-point lottery.

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