Teacher, Please Teach Me How to Cross-Dress!

Late at night, on Thousand Sand Island, the moonlight was like water.

On a cliff overlooking the sea, an exquisite piano was already prepared. Jiang Yuanchi, dressed in white, looked like a fairy descending to earth.

Nearby, pairs of eyes were fixed on the woman in the moonlight.

Her hands stiffly rested on the piano keys, and melodious sounds began to emanate from the piano... There was no other way; Senior Jiang couldn't play the piano, so she could only use pre-recorded music.

Even so, in the eyes of most people, especially the boys, Senior Jiang is already their goddess.

She is indeed very beautiful, and if she didn't frequently receive treatment, her popularity would probably be much higher by now.

According to Xiu Yifeng and Frey's method, all she needs to do is strike a pose, and the melodious piano music will naturally attract the Blue Scale Fishmen. When the fishmen are so engrossed in the piano music that they can't extricate themselves, and they walk on the beach, it will be the best time to kill them.

This method sounds cruel, but Xu Nan did not object.

Because the Blue Scale Fishmen are indeed a brainless and ferocious race, they have little room for modification, unlike the Dwarf Demons, who have now been trained by Xu Nan to grow Hybrid Rice.

The Blue Scale Fishmen only know how to burn, kill, and rob, and they are ferocious and their hostility towards humans is ingrained in their bones.

Whatever method you use, as long as you can kill it, it's a good method.

However, Xu Nan always felt that the solutions proposed by Xiu Yifeng and Frey seemed to be aimed at him.

It's just that Jiang Yuanchi beat him to it.

"I hope I'm just overthinking it."

Xu Nan was trapped in a cave and casually killed several Cave Dwelling Monster hiding in the cluster.

Although Jiang Yuanchi was beautiful, her movements were really stiff. Xu Nan waited for a while, then got bored and went to watch the live stream.

As usual, Xu Nan opened Xin'er's Live Stream Room and sent her over a dozen rockets before happily switching accounts to send gifts to Lan Lan...

There's no way around it, Xu Nan is just that kind of loving person.

On Dou Lv tv, the ranking battle between the two girls seems to have reached a fever pitch, and Xu Nan's rockets are just a drop in the ocean.

"Huh? My Divine Favor Value and Awakening Power have increased again?"

"Could it be that besides the Fallen Frogman, these Mutated Hermit Crab can also gain experience!?"

Xu Nan's eyes lit up, and he immediately put down his tablet and spent the whole night watching Hermit Crab.

When it got light, he left the cave, somewhat puzzled.

"These Protoss are so stingy, they only give me a tiny bit each time?" He couldn't understand it at all.

He was even more puzzled by the trainees at the Training Camp.

Will the good Blue Scale Fishmen launch a major attack on Thousand Sand Island tonight?

Why didn't anyone see a single koi fish even after staying up all night?

Most of the students yawned and went back to sleep, while a few went to ask Xiu Yifeng and Frey questions.

As for Jiang Yuanchi... well, when Xu Nan arrived, she was asleep on the piano.

"What's going on?"

At noon, the four met in the designated tent for discussion, and Jiang Yuanchi the first to speak out, "Your methods are completely useless!"

Frey coughed. "It seems these fish are a bit more intelligent than we imagined."

"Could it be because you can't play the piano, Jiang? After all, lip-syncing is a pretty bad thing," Xiu Yifeng added.

Jiang Yuanchi, and his hand flashed with electricity!

Xu Nan pondered for a moment, "Perhaps your expression is too stiff."

"When I was watching from below, I felt something was off. It didn't look like the Little Mermaid at all; it looked more like a debt collector... Ah, senior, don't misunderstand... I was just rambling..."

Rumble!

A clap of thunder followed.

The trainees at the City North Training Camp were already on edge, frantically searching for cover. They stared at the blown-up tents and Jiang Yuanchi, who had left alone, their faces filled with suspicion and uncertainty.

"Does this mean I have to change advisors again?"

Someone muttered.

"If you guys can talk so much, then you're so good at it!"

Senior Jiang ran away angrily, seemingly very upset that she hadn't been able to attract the blue-scaled fish last night.

Xu Nan struggled to crawl out of the ruins, and just as he was thinking about something, the Quest Card suddenly refreshed!

[Large-scale quest chain "I Love Crossdressing" triggered!]

[I love cross-dressing 3: You're something else! Then I'll go alone!]

[Mission Description: Faced with a woman's provocation, how can you easily back down? Let her fully realize her mistake! You're something else! Wear a snow-white dress, put on beautiful makeup, and in the dead of night, on a deserted cliff, play your own piano piece, attracting a multitude of otherworldly creatures to fall at your feet. Wouldn't that be a meritorious deed?]

[Quest Rewards: 60 Shame Points; Feat - Water Walking (Water Druid)]

Xu Nan remained silent for a while, trying to convince herself:

Water Walking looks pretty cool... huh?

Two hands, one on each shoulder, landed silently, and Xu Nan's scalp instantly tingled:

"Farewell, you two."

"I think I can do it, tonight."

As night fell, the trainees emerged from their encampment, yawning.

Tonight, they still have the mission to hunt down the shore fish people, but having already been stood up once, they've lost interest in them.

They were more interested in the gossip about Xu Nan, Xiu Yifeng, and Frey.

After all, many students lacked the self-awareness of members of the Thousand Rays Society. After briefly exchanging blows with the Blue Scale Fishmen upon entering Thousand Sand Island, they simply treated their practical lessons as a vacation.

As for last night's situation... well, Senior Jiang is very beautiful, but even the most beautiful thing will get boring after looking at it for a whole night, right?

What's more, Jiang Yuanchi doesn't know how to play at all. She fell asleep while playing, and everyone felt quite embarrassed watching a beautiful woman sleep.

As the moon rose, and everyone saw another tall woman in a white dress sitting on a chair on the cliff, preparing to play a piano piece, many students had already quietly taken out their devices, some watching the live stream, others playing games.

Of course, some people were also very interested in the woman in white on the new TV station. Some started live streaming, while others inquired about her background.

But for a time, no one knew the specifics.

Xu Nan's students, the only ones who might have guessed the truth, were led by the champion team to an island near Thousand Sand Island to intercept and kill the Blue Scale Fishmen as they fled.

Xu Nan was alone, dressed in a white dress, her face covered with a light white veil.

After all, this time, they can't get away with using a gender-swap party theme.

With so many people watching, he was quite nervous.

An unprecedented sense of shame arose spontaneously.

The wind on the lake blew his anti-gravity skirt—and it really was Anti-Gravity Magic Skirt, a genuine product from Stephenson's famous Alchemy Workshop, which could greatly improve a person's concentration, and incidentally, the enchantment effect was: no matter what position he fell in, he wouldn't expose himself.

Commonly known as a skirt specifically for anime/manga fans.

As for why a Ron Sorcerer would use Stephenson's products... well, he can't trust his own products.

"Phew, calm down. How about we play a piano piece... just pick one."

"When my mother was still alive, the piano wasn't a foreign thing to me."

"Why not invite a real Bard?"

Xu Nan sat there lost in thought for a while. As the moonlight deepened, he gradually found his rhythm, and melodious piano music drifted over from the lake in the breeze.

Before long, the afternoon's impromptu practice had an effect. Even though he hadn't played for many years, Xu Nan still managed to find some rhythm, and Jiang Yuanchi much more natural!

With his overwhelming charm, almost everyone's attention was drawn to him.

This is also the first time that Xu Nan has maximized all her charm and expertise.

Lulu simply lay down on the piano and drooled like a lovesick woman.

The lake surface was dotted with starlight, and before anyone knew it, some furtive figures appeared.

Last night, in the Xu Nan crab's burrow, Jiang Yuanchi silently watched the ethereal figure, tightly gripping the mudfish she had squeezed until it was deformed:

"Am I prettier, or is he prettier?"

However, the loach's eyes were fixed on Xu Nan.

"Waaaaah..."

Everything is left unsaid.

Inside the cave, lightning flashed, and the hermit crabs that had just spawned were destined to suffer again tonight.

The lake shore on the north side of Thousand Sand Island. Beside the campfire.

Xiu Yifeng, ignoring the advice of several students, and just drank by himself.

Finally, he drank jar after jar of yellow wine, then drew his sword and soared into the sky!

The sword flashed, but the Blue Scale Fishmen on the lake shore remained unaware of the impending danger.

"Bitter wine enters the throat, causing heartache; what use is winning first place..."

Xiu Yifeng mumbled incoherently and charged into the Blue Scale Fishmen!

"Teacher Xiu! Teacher Xiu!"

The trainees hurriedly followed, and one boy even tried to stop him, but was stopped by a girl.

"Stop it! Let's follow the teacher and kill the fishman. Can't you see how lost he looks... He must have broken up with his girlfriend!" The girl looked like she knew everything.

"But..." the boy scratched his head, "I just wanted to remind Teacher Xiu Yifeng that he shouldn't be ranked first yet..."

Thump!

The sound of someone accidentally falling into the water came from the lakeside.

Not far away, in a row of ambushing ships, Frey casually straightened his clothes.

"Is it pretty?" He considerately handed a tissue to the boy next to him, gesturing for him to wipe his drool.

The boy blushed slightly.

"So beautiful!" he exclaimed, wiping his drool with delight.

Splash!

The sound of fishmen splashing in the water could be heard from the side.

Clearly, Xu Nan's performance attracted the Blue Scale Fishmen, and tonight, Thousand Sand Island was destined to become a true battlefield.

"This isn't even the best-looking time yet."

"I will never forget that girl in red who came down the stairs..."

Frey's eyes were filled with an overwhelming complexity. "Perhaps... I'll never see it again... White..."

"Then let my blood stain my eyes!"

Roar!

With a frightened howl, a giant snow-white wolf with its mane bristling leaped out of the ship and smashed several passing fishmen to pieces!

Thousand Sand Island quickly descended into a true war!

Xu Nan coldly looked at the Blue Scale Fishmen who had been attracted to the cliff below.

By now, they have certainly realized that this was a trap.

However, the arrangements made by the Thousand Rays Society in the early stages destined Thousand Sand Island to become the burial ground for the Blue Scale Fishmen tonight.

Numerous fishing and obstacle devices floated in from the nearby waters, and the surface and center of the lake were controlled by magical traps. The lake beach was where the students were most adept at demonstrating their combat prowess!

The stench of blood began to spread across the lakeshore.

Soon, it seemed everyone had forgotten about Xu Nan's existence.

Xu Nan himself quietly left the piano and went to the edge of the cliff.

From here, one can look down upon all living beings.

The Blue Scale Fishmen stared at him, seemingly puzzled as to why the Little Mermaid would help humans.

Xu Nan's mood suddenly became somewhat complicated. Perhaps it was because he was dressed as a woman that he became more sensitive, or perhaps playing the piano reminded him of his mother.

"Forget it, there's no need to be so sentimental."

"Let's hurry up and wipe out these murlocs to complete this so-called practical lesson."

"Next, I need to find an opportunity to search for the Lost Twin Floating City..."

Just as Xu Nan was thinking this, a sudden gust of wind swept across the lake!

A black wind swept across the cliff, and before anyone could react, the ground seemed to change color!

After a long pause, someone exclaimed in surprise:

"Oh no!"

"The beautiful pianist has been kidnapped by a dragon!"

A salty, fishy smell wafted over me.

In a daze, Xu Nan opened her eyes.

A huge head pressed against his abdomen, and a deep, excited voice came from within:

"Teacher, please teach me how to dress as a woman!"

Such is the evil dragon.

"Ha?"

Xu Nan was completely bewildered.

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