The Shameless Sorcerer
Chapter 154

This Soft Rice Isn't Worth Eating!

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"Two spellcasters..."

Lucas's expression shifted slightly.

The portal shook, and two girls walked out together. Jiang Yuanchi and Gu Xiaomeng.

"Two more spellcasters..."

Lucas's face stiffened.

The portal shook again. This time, two men emerged together: Frey and Xiu Yifeng.

"It seems that Lian, who isn't a spellcaster, is even stronger..."

Lucas's smile was bitter.

The portal was shaking violently, like someone experiencing frequent, urgent, or incomplete urination!

Ning Le, Li Jingran, Wang Dongdong, Song Bai, Fan Xinlei, Tang Haibao... The last to appear was Zhang Yingluo, carrying a greatsword and exuding an aura of dominance!

Lucas... Lucas has already run away with his brothers.

Just kidding. I don't know what happened, but fighting this guy would be suicide.

Is this guy a summoner? He can just randomly summon so many professionals, how are we supposed to fight?

"You demon, don't you dare leave!"

Tom chased after them, wielding a shovel.

Everyone rushed over to see Xu Nan Xu Nan, whose eyes were brimming with tears. "You all..."

Seeing that Xu Nan was unharmed, everyone laughed in unison:

"That's right! We came here to freeload because we heard there was griffin meat to eat!"

Xu Nan laughed heartily and waved his hand:

"Someone, bring the big pot!"

"Brothers, it's not easy for you to come all this way to another world, so I'll treat you to a good meal!"

For a time, everyone was in high spirits, sharpening their knives as they prepared to slaughter pigs and sheep.

Throughout the entire ordeal, Evelyn followed behind Xu Nan like a newlywed bride, barely daring to breathe.

Xu Nan knew, of course, that these people still cared about her. She didn't know how they had connected, but after A Tang transformed, he no longer needed to Hide.

Although Xu Nan had already reported that she was safe, these people still rushed over as soon as A Tang received news of Xu Nan, which proved that they did care about him.

Xu Nan was very touched to have these friends.

What's the most important thing when you're out in the world?

The famous gangster Chan Ho-nam once said: Ruthless, loyal, and with many brothers!

Numerous experiences have proven that unless the difference in strength between the two sides is too great, a group of people ganging up on one person will always have the last laugh.

In the snow, a large pot and a blazing fire were lit.

The poor griffin was pinned to the ground by the crowd, its feathers were skillfully plucked and it was then rinsed in water, eventually turning into several pots of rotten meat.

As everyone chatted, they were mostly concerned about Xu Nan's experiences. Xu Nan didn't hide much; he had come to this other world by chance and mainly told stories about selling himself as a cuckold, which made everyone burst into laughter.

Xu Nan learned from Zhang Yingluo that she had borrowed the teleportation portal from Zhang Jian, and that it would only last for a short time. Once the time was up, these people, even if they were still in another world, would be forcibly recalled by the laws of Earth.

It's actually quite complicated to cross dimensions now, and people like Xu Nan who Plane Funnel are extremely rare.

Although the large crowd made it lively, Xu Nan vaguely sensed that something was amiss.

These people seem to have split into several factions.

Shi Fanglin and Lü Junyi naturally blended in without any problems. They were Xu Nan's best friends and got along well with everyone. Frey and Xiu Yifeng were a little embarrassed. After greeting Xu Nan and confirming that he was alright, they sat quietly by the campfire waiting for the griffin meat.

These two guys kept pouring drinks for each other. Who knows how Lao Huang Jiu and vodka could be paired together?

The Salted Fish Three Brothers, who were rather easygoing, had been following Xu Nan for a while and had developed a keen eye for things. They kept trying to talk to the Fourth Princess, who was being deliberately ignored and distanced by everyone else.

Song Bai and his two companions were the youngest in terms of seniority. They were originally Training Camp students, but they came over to join in the fun because they were concerned about their instructor's whereabouts. Only Tang Haibao was the most restless. After hearing that there was a female griffin that had crashed nearby, he was eager to go and find it. If Xu Nan hadn't stopped him with the words about the dangers of the other world, who knows what he might have done.

Druids can be quite terrifying when they lose all sense of decency.

As for Jiang Yuanchi, Gu Xiaomeng, and Zhang Yingluo... well, the atmosphere was very harmonious.

At least in front of the Fourth Princess, they maintained a united front against external threats.

This annoyed Evelyn, and she took the opportunity to tug at Xu Nan's sleeve:

Are all these girls... your girlfriends?

She asked, blushing.

Xu Nan smiled slightly, "Not at all..."

"They're all... older Elder Sister I get along with well."

After a feast of griffin meat, the aroma attracted a pack of hungry wolves in the snow, and everyone reluctantly got up... so they ended up having another meal of frozen wolf meat.

After a satisfying meal, it was almost time for everyone to finish their stay in the other world.

They told Xu Nan to be careful, not to linger in the other world, and to come home soon!

Zhang Yingluo smiled and said, "Junior Xu Nan, you really should go home early. Your sister Xin'er is very worried about you!"

She said this, but her eyes were fixed on Evelyn.

Xu Nan gave an awkward laugh, "Go back now, go back now!"

But in his heart he thought, the mission is not yet complete, the merit points are not yet enough, and he hasn't even taken advantage of his girlfriend... How am I going to go back?

He also wants to take a seven-day trip to Icewind Territory!

The portal opened, and Xu Nan silently escorted a group of people away.

They returned to Lin Sphere from the Pro World.

Shi Fanglin's phone vibrated slightly; it was a message from Xin'er.

[Xin'er: What's wrong with my brother?]

Shi Fanglin replied with a smile, "He's doing great! There's no evil dragon here. A new beauty has appeared by his side. It would be a real shame if you didn't come. That griffin meat tastes amazing..."

"Let's pack up and get going!"

"Oh, by the way, I need to ask Your Princess a favor later!"

The snowfield was a mess. Although the Ghost Lantern Society members had fled and Ah Tang was still there, Xu Nan remained vigilant.

Evelyn nodded. She was getting nicer and nicer to Xu Nan now, easily summoning so many people, including so many beautiful and outstanding girls.

What kind of person is he really?

Over there, Tom roared gruffly, "Boss, are you burying everyone in the same hole?"

Xu Nan exclaimed in surprise, "You just went after those people?"

Tom nodded professionally. "Except for the leader who ran too fast, I caught the rest!"

"I know what you're thinking. You fucking didn't leave me any food again. It's okay, I'll have the soup and eat the leftovers, alright?"

Xu Nan wondered, "Has A Tang become so nice after turning into human form? Has he become a diligent and hardworking magical pet?"

But he was still embarrassed. "No, thank you."

Tom angrily asked, "Why?"

Xu Nan shrugged. "I drank all the soup. And the bottom of the pot too."

Ah Tang snapped, "What about the pot? Can't I at least eat the pot?"

Xu Nan rubbed his hands awkwardly. "I was having so much fun eating that I didn't notice and I even gnawed on the iron pot that was used to cook the griffin meat... But there are two barbecue grills over there, do you want to try some?"

Tom burst into tears.

Xu Nan patted her head and looked at A Tang, who was dressed like a girl, and suddenly had a wonderful feeling.

He was just thinking about something when, unexpectedly, he suddenly felt something being forcibly pulled out of his body!

[The lease agreement for Awakening Power!]

[Detection revealed that you have committed the egregious act of deceiving the Celestial Spirits; Celestial Spirit favorability -1!]

[Initiate Sorcerer Form seal!]

Xu Nan was stunned.

Are the Protoss so humane? They found out they were safe so quickly... Wait a minute!

Those people just left, and in the blink of an eye, the Celestial Spirits banned my account. Given this connection, doesn't that mean the Celestial Spirits are...?

"Jiang Yuanchi?!"

"Zhang Yingluo?"

"It can't be... Tang Haibao, can it?"

Xu Nan was completely overwhelmed.

Just then, Evelyn leaned over and asked, "City Lord Xu, was there anything I could help you with?"

Xu Nan decisively said, "That's all, let's get out of here quickly!"

Just kidding, without the unlimited Awakening Power, Xu Nan wouldn't dare to linger in the other world any longer!

Waaah, his seven-day trip to Icewind Territory has fallen through. And forget about Snowfield City; who knows how many hardships and dangers lie ahead? He only survived because of a mismatch in information; the Ghost Lantern Society had no idea Xu Nan existed!

Xu Nan is now in a panic. Without the Initiate Sorcerer class, he has lost half of his combat power!

Let's get out of here quickly.

What? Your mission?

I'd rather not eat this gigolo's rice!

Saving my life is the most important thing!

Xu Nan sent A Tang back to Earth and hurriedly took Evelyn onto the magic carpet. Thanks to the magic carpet's automatic navigation system, they finally found the convoy successfully.

Evelyn's safe return to the team sparked heated discussions, and everyone looked at the Wise Star Song Cheng with new respect, especially when they saw that the magic carpet under Xu Nan was still sprinkling water, their eyes were filled with even more admiration.

I've never seen such a cool water truck.

Xu Nan calmly turned off the rain system, then bowed to everyone.

"Even after a thousand miles of travel, we must part ways. Something has suddenly come up, and I'm afraid I won't be able to go to Snowfield City with everyone!"

Everyone was puzzled, especially Evelyn. Wasn't Xu Nan incredibly ruthless? He was speaking so gently just a moment ago, and then he turned around and left?

She still had so many questions she wanted to ask him!

But in front of so many people, she couldn't act like a daughter, so she could only ask, "What's the matter that's so urgent?"

Xu Nan thought for a moment, then suddenly grabbed Qin Lele, who was watching the commotion in the crowd, and said anxiously:

"My wife has caught a cold and has a fever; she's on the verge of death. I must take her to see a doctor!"

The crowd didn't understand what "cold and fever" meant, but they understood "on the verge of death." However, even though Qin Lele had a cold, she had just killed several spear-wielding Yetis. It had nothing to do with being on the verge of death, right?

Qin Lele wanted to protest for a second that she didn't have a cold or fever, but upon hearing the words "my humble wife," she burst into laughter, snuggled into Xu Nan, and started babbling incoherently:

"I'm on my deathbed!"

No one could comment on the acting skills of this duo; they could only wish them a safe journey.

Xu Nan, carrying the magic carpet, quickly ran away with Qin Lele.

Without the Awakening Power, he dared not linger in the Pro World for even a moment longer.

"Magic carpet, "Qin Lele asked Xu Nan with a shy expression.

"What does bitch mean?"

Xu Nan glanced at her:

"Literal meaning."

Qin Lele persisted, whining, "What does it mean literally?"

Xu Nan explained:

"A slut is someone who likes to steal underwear."

...!

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