"???" Laozi.
"???" Yuanshi.
"???" Tongtian.
When the hell did I ever say that???
Laozi, Tongtian, and Yuanshi all stared blankly at their utterly useless disciple...
"However..."
But when the Three Pure Ones heard those two words, their faces said, I knew it!
"However, if Dao Ancestor betroths younger sister Yaochi to me and makes her my Dao Companion, then we'll be family. Since we're family, there's no need to stand on ceremony." Chen Tian grinned shamelessly.
"..." The Three Pure Ones.
"..." The Three Thousand Mortal Guests.
"..." Hongjun.
"???" Haotian.
Livestream Room.
"Damn... the streamer's move... That's amazing! I'm giving it a like right away!"
"Yaochi... the later Queen Mother of the West, but now she's a little lolita... Damn, I have an evil idea!"
"Brother, I want to hear your evil idea too!"
Myriad Heavens Chat Group.
Angel Yan: Bah! Stinking man!
Zhuge Dali: It's over. I've lost my prospective boyfriend. It's confirmed...
Zhuge Dasheng: ???
One-Knife Feng Baobao: I knew this would happen! (sobbing)
Keisha: Who's Yaochi?
Baili Tusu: In a few hundred thousand or a few million years, she'll be one of the rulers of Heavenly Court—the Queen Mother of the West. By then, a single aura from her could kill you without any trouble.
True Person Ziyin: If those great figures want to kill us, they don't even need to lift a finger. A casual breath from them would finish us off.
Angel Chixin: So amazing! The Prehistoric World is so powerful!
Keisha: The Prehistoric World? Heh. I'll be going there.
"Impudent! How dare you insult the Sage's Attendant?" Jieyin recalled how he had nearly been crippled earlier and immediately stood up, shouting angrily at Chen Tian.
"What the hell does it have to do with you? Huh? Have you eaten too much crap? A useless cripple like you has the nerve to yap? Keep yapping and see if I don't cripple you again!" Chen Tian directly pulled out the "Purple Heavens Dao Preaching Diagram" and pointed it at Jieyin.
The latter instantly cowered and sat back down...
The Three Thousand Mortal Guests were left speechless. Damn, they were all great figures of the same level, yet he actually dared to act like this? We're ashamed to associate with you!
Jieyin thought, Why don't you try it yourselves?
Hongjun's mouth twitched slightly when he saw this. Damn! Does he have any respect for me, a Sage?
But when he saw the four golden words shining above Chen Tian's head, he immediately let it go.
There was nothing he could do. The man had an incredibly powerful backer!
"Ahem... This matter should be decided by Yaochi herself. I can't make the decision for her." Hongjun cleared his throat and spoke.
And so... everyone turned to look at Yaochi...
Yaochi's cheeks had originally been flushed, but when everyone looked at her, her face instantly reddened all the way to her ears. She lowered her head shyly and kneaded her Daoist robe with her two boneless little hands...
Livestream Room.
"Giao!!!! With Father and Mother above, their child has made it! I'm in love!!!"
"Giao! Yaochi is so cute~ A slight erection expresses my respect!"
"Damn! She's still a child! You... you beast! (drooling furiously)"
"I'm not saying anything else, brothers. I'm done!"
"What the hell??? That fast??! (tsk tsk tsk)"
Myriad Heavens Chat Group.
One-Knife Feng Baobao: (⊙o⊙) Wow! What a cute little girl. If I punch her across the screen, she'll definitely cry for a long time!
Xu San: Baobao, I'm afraid you couldn't beat her! (shrugs)
Xu Si: Well said. No matter what, she's a Sage's Attendant. Her strength is at least on the Group Leader's level. Could you beat her?
Baili Tusu: However... I have to admit, she's really cute~ (heehee)
Angel Yan: Not bad.
Keisha: A child already has such powerful strength? The Prehistoric World really is extraordinary.
Inside Purple Heavens Palace, everyone looked at Yaochi's expression. The Three Pure Ones immediately revealed kind smiles like old fathers. Looks like we have a disciple's wife now!
Nuwa was furious! How could this happen? Chen Tian had been the one to tease her first! How could he go looking for Yaochi as his Dao Companion?
Perhaps women were just like this. When you pursued them, they could keep you hanging and drag things out, but they absolutely wouldn't allow you to stop halfway and pursue another woman instead! It was as if they were inferior to the other woman.
Meanwhile, Fuxi looked at Haotian with a sense of shared misery. Haotian looked back at him the same way, and the two of them gazed at each other with deep affection...
Fuxi: Stop! Cut this part!
"Hehe, younger sister Yaochi, what do you say?" Chen Tian asked with a smile.
"I... I'll listen to the Sage Lord." Yaochi stammered, but everyone clearly saw the smile at the corners of her lips...
They all wore expressions that said, I understand.
"Ahem, we'll discuss this after the Dao lecture. All right, Tian Chen, take a seat. I'm about to begin the lecture." Hongjun cleared his throat again.
"Then, Sage, please place my seat behind my three masters." Chen Tian nodded and continued, "After all, the three masters are elders. How could this disciple presume to sit before them?"
The Three Pure Ones smiled in satisfaction. This disciple wasn't bad—he understood respecting teachers and honoring the Dao.
"All right." Hongjun nodded. With a casual wave of his hand, the mountain beneath Chen Tian merged with the high mountain, and the Prayer Mat transformed into purple.
"This..."
"Sage!" Just as Hongjun was about to begin lecturing, Chen Tian spoke again.
Hongjun rolled his eyes and said, "What is it this time?"
I can't get angry. Damn it, the main problem is that even if I get angry, I can only endure it and can't attack him. Otherwise, Heavenly Dao will strike me dead!
"Er... Sage, I was born with the Innate Dao Body, but I've been figuring things out on my own ever since I began refining Qi into essence. Would you be willing to begin the lecture from refining Qi into essence? That way, I can fill in any gaps in my understanding." Chen Tian smiled.
"Certainly." Hongjun smiled and nodded. After all, he would accept the Three Pure Ones as disciples in the future, and Chen Tian could be considered his grand-disciple. Helping him was no big deal.
"Boom..."
Just as Hongjun spoke those words, a humming sound rang out through Chaos! Strands of Xuanhuang Qi appeared!
This was... Great Dao Merit!!
A full thousand mu of Great Dao Merit entered Purple Heavens Palace and surged straight into Hongjun's body!
Everyone was stunned, including Hongjun!
This was Great Dao Merit! Only Pangu had ever possessed it. After all, transforming into the Prehistoric World with his body had been a great act of benevolence, so the Great Dao had bestowed Great Dao Merit upon him!
Yet now, Hongjun had obtained Great Dao Merit simply by saying two words!! How could this not be shocking?
Hongjun closed his eyes. After one breath, he understood. By lecturing and helping the Son of the Great Dao fill in the gaps in his understanding, he had performed a great act of benevolence! Thus, the Great Dao had naturally bestowed Great Dao Merit upon him!
"Thank you, Sage." Chen Tian was stunned for a moment, then bowed and spoke.
Everyone in Purple Heavens Palace sighed in amazement. The Sage's fortune was far too good, wasn't it? A casual sentence had brought down Great Dao Merit! And the Sage treated Chen Tian far too well, didn't he? But that was only natural. Chen Tian was the first disciple of the Three Pure Ones, possessed supreme talent, was an Innate Deity, and had the Innate Dao Body!
"Everyone, Hongjun has agreed to begin lecturing from refining Qi into essence. Listen to whatever you can understand. I'll keep this system active for three months. After all, the lecture will last three thousand years. If I kept it active the whole time, you'd listen yourselves to death, so work hard and listen for yourselves."
I recommend a new book, "Journey to the West: I, Tang Sanzang, Am Here to Cause Trouble." It's a funny, absurd style, so if you don't like that type, please don't come in.
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