Live Lucky Draw, Shocking Netizens

Earth, Huaxia.

At this moment, the internet was quite calm. Although the Live Stream System had forcibly taken the featured and first-order recommendation slots, it was still... quite calm.

"Whoa, I walk in and see a starry sky? Isn't this too badass?"

"Is this special effects? But did Douyin update? Live streams come with built-in effects now? Anyone with a big dick care to explain—do live streams have effects now?"

"I! A special effects pro!! Let me tell you clearly, aside from beauty filters and the like, there are no external effects in a live stream! And anyone with eyes can tell this isn't effects! But... the streamer's title says he's the first disciple of the Three Pure Ones, heading to the Purple Cloud Palace to listen to the Dao? Kinda confusing..."

"No way, no way, don't tell me someone actually believes in transmigration, that's so cliché?"

"Where's the streamer? Say something! Come on, streamer with a big dick, explain! Or I'll crawl through the internet and beat you to death!!"

In the eastern part of Earth, it was around eight o'clock. Those who should be off work were off work, all scrolling through Douyin, so the viewer count suddenly jumped to tens of thousands.

"Ahem, everyone, I really did transmigrate. Right now, I'm being taken by my master, the Three Pure Ones, to the Purple Cloud Palace. We're about to enter Chaos," Chen Tian replied. But his mouth didn't move; the Live Stream System transmitted his thoughts so everyone in the stream could hear.

"Giao? Fake, right? The streamer's this handsome?? Even more handsome than me, Chen Beixuan?"

"Chen Beixuan, sit down. I, Long Aotian, haven't spoken yet—when did it become your turn? But seriously, the streamer is devastatingly handsome! Even if only a tiny bit more than me!"

"Classmate Long Aotian, it's not your turn to inflame! Ye Liangchen behind you has already drawn his forty-meter curved blade..."

"Wait, is this all you guys care about? Shallow Earthlings!! The streamer said he transmigrated—are you all deaf?"

"Giao? No way, no way, don't tell me he really transmigrated?"

The livestream room was flooded with another wave of unhinged netizens commenting recklessly. Since the stream had just started, the Primordial Golden Eyes appeared behind Chen Tian, and only the back of his head was visible. But when Chen Tian moved, his face came into view—a handsomeness so intense it shattered Chaos. Men wept at the sight; women cried out in love.

Of course, the livestream room was linked to the Myriad Heavens Chat Group. When they saw Chen Tian's face, the group's young ladies confessed they were thirsting for his body...

Angel Yan: Hmm... barely qualifies as my male god. (drool)

Zhuge Dali: Auntie, step back. Stay away from my soon-to-be boyfriend! (Please step back)

One-Knife Feng Baobao: Dali, little sis, go play in the mud on the side. The handsome little bro is mine! (drool drool)

Baili Tusu: This old man is jealous!

Richest Man in America Tony: Second the above!

Centenarian: Ptooey! A bunch of inexperienced trash! This old man's only focus is the three super big shots beside the big shot! (yearning)

Tian Chen: Group friends, I'm live streaming right now, so I can't chat with you all. Sorry about that. But I'm heading to the Purple Cloud Palace to listen to the Dao. This is the real deal—the Dao Ancestor himself. Zhang Sanfeng, how much you can understand is up to you. Maybe you'll break through on the spot.

Centenarian: Good, good, good! Many thanks, big shot!!

One-Knife Feng Baobao: I'll just keep thirsting for the little bro's body.

Angel Yan: Baobao, get lost! This is my, the Thunder God of War's, male god!! (draws sword)

Zhuge Dali: Auntie, sit down. You're blocking my view of my husband!!

Chen Tian glanced at it and exited the chat group, though the group video was still on. Now it was time to goof around with the unhinged netizens.

"Friends, the streamer really did transmigrate. And without a doubt, I got a system, so I can chat with all of you!"

Chen Tian explained in his mind: "Three thousand years ago, the streamer arrived in the Prehistoric World. After countless hardships and trials, I finally made it to Kunlun to take the Three Pure Ones as my master. That's how I reached the Taiyi Profound Immortal realm today!"

"WTF? Streamer, it's fine to imagine things, but don't get too into character. Transmigration? Why not say you're lifting the sun and fucking the earth?"

"Show-off!!! Isn't that your neighbor Old Wang's house? Your dad's 'One Unique Show' didn't come? But seriously, streamer, if you want us to believe you, you've got to prove it, right?"

"Yeah, streamer, you talk so big, but I'm not really buying it."

"Then what would make you believe?" Chen Tian rolled his eyes. Unhinged and hilarious, damn, they still didn't believe?

"Oh, right, the livestream room has a Lucky Draw feature. If I open it, you guys tip a single cent and you can draw. Try it yourselves!" Chen Tian said, opening the Lucky Draw.

"Confirmed! The streamer is just after my Grandpa Mao's money!! Too much!!"

"Giao!!! The streamer is so shameless!! I make a cent a day, and you want to take my whole day's wages?"

"Confirmed! This is the streamer's ugly face. Sure enough, good looks are a dime a dozen, but an interesting soul is one of a kind. And the streamer asks for money so shamelessly!"

"Tch, damn it, I'm giving you guys a benefit and you still don't want it? Try it yourselves. But I'm telling you, this thing is only open for half an hour. If you beg me to open it later, it won't be possible without a few trillion!" Chen Tian said, completely ignoring the unhinged netizens in the livestream room.

The Live Stream System's Lucky Draw had good stuff in it—techniques, bloodlines, artifacts could all be drawn. But it needed startup funds! Chen Tian opened it, set the startup cost to the minimum, and as long as the netizens tipped, they could draw, with a 100% win rate!

A single cent could get a Foundation Establishment Pill or a Body Refining Pill.

Meanwhile, on Earth, in Huaxia.

Inside a school district apartment in Magic City, a middle-aged man was watching the livestream. Sure enough, a Lucky Draw event had been opened.

"A single cent really isn't much. I'll give it a try." The middle-aged man thought for a moment, then tipped a cent...

He activated the Lucky Draw, and the spinning wheel displayed several options: Foundation Establishment Pill, Body Refining Pill, Qi and Blood Pill, Low-grade Martial Extreme Tiger Blade, and Low-grade Technique Five Tigers Shocking Heaven.

The middle-aged man clicked the draw. The pointer began to spin, and before long, it landed on the Qi and Blood Pill!

"So how are you going to give me this so-called Qi and Blood Pill now?" The middle-aged man let out a light laugh. It really was ridiculous—how could he still believe in this stuff?

But the next second, he was stunned!

A vortex like a black hole appeared before his eyes, and a crystal-clear pill rolled out from within it!

As soon as the pill emerged, the black hole vanished.

This scene—let alone him—even his wife, who was lying beside him reading the novel I Have Systems in the Primordial World, was dumbfounded! What was going on?

"Could it be... real?!" The middle-aged man was shocked! It was actually real!! The next second, he swallowed it directly. Instantly, the exhaustion from a full day's work vanished, and his body felt completely revived. Even his greasy beer belly showed faint signs of turning into abs!

"It's... it's actually real!!" The middle-aged man froze, but the next second, he immediately tipped again! Without hesitation, he threw in several thousand yuan—half a month's salary!

Then he frantically started drawing!

He remembered clearly—this event only lasted half an hour. After that, it would be gone!!