"Disciple has come out of seclusion, let's go, let's go!" The Three Pure Ones, who had been waiting anxiously on the mountain, immediately appeared before Chen Tian.
Standing before Chen Tian, the Three Pure Ones felt that he was surrounded by the aura of the Dao!
They had not yet reached the Quasi-Saint realm, so naturally they did not know that Chen Tian was encircled by the Three Thousand Great Daos! After all, every move a Saint makes is imbued with the power of the Dao!
And the Daluo had already begun to comprehend the Three Thousand Great Daos, but since Hongjun had not yet preached, they still did not know how to grasp them!
"Three masters, I'm not one to say this, but you're all grown folks and still so impatient." Chen Tian rolled his eyes.
"Disciple, how did you learn such a technique?" The Three Pure Ones did not reply to Chen Tian; Laozi directly asked.
"After I went into seclusion, this technique suddenly appeared in my mind. Do you three masters want to learn it?" Chen Tian lied without a blush or a hitch in his breath—clearly an old hand at this!
"Uh..." Tongtian and the other two blushed to their ears. As masters, how could they learn their disciple's technique? Besides, they couldn't!
Unlike Chen Tian, they could not learn billions of techniques without mishap; if they tried, they'd likely be ruined!
"Of course we won't learn. Disciple, you truly are an Innate Dao Body, blessed by heaven." Laozi said with a smile.
"That's right, disciple, you have already attained the Dao as a Taiyi Profound Immortal, but don't be arrogant. There are not a few Taiyi in the Primordial Wilderness! Still, there's no need to be humble either—no one dares bully the first disciple of the Three Pure Ones!" Yuanshi also spoke.
"Indeed. Disciple, do you have any questions about that formation? Do you need your master's guidance?"
"Yes, yes, have you learned alchemy? Can you refine a Five-Revolutions Golden Core? Your master will personally instruct you."
"And artifact forging—if there's anything you don't understand, just ask your master. I'll teach you hand by hand."
Chen Tian looked at the three old simpletons with a helpless expression. I've long since mastered all that stuff you're talking about! But the way these three old simpletons act is really nice—can't let Hongjun scheme to split them up!
Thinking this, Chen Tian wanted to go out into the Primordial Wilderness to train and find the Three Immortal Islands! Then move them back to serve as the Three Pure Ones' Dao grounds! He'd even thought of the names: Penglai Taiqing Palace, Fangzhang Yuqing Palace, Yingzhou Shangqing Palace!
After sending off the Three Pure Ones, Chen Tian sat on the stone steps and opened the Chat Group.
The group members were all flattering Angel Yan, after all, Flame Bombardment was far stronger than so-called Nuclear Bombs! They were either low-level Qi Cultivators or modern people—how could they not flatter her?
Zhuge Dali: I know the formula and principle of the Nuclear Bomb, but I really don't understand this Flame Bombardment of yours. After all, having such powerful energy in a single person's body... it completely defies science!
Baili Tusu: You're wrong there. The Centenarian and I also have power in our bodies, but Yan is different from us because she represents science!
Centenarian: Using science to cultivate immortality... Sigh, this old man doesn't know what to say, since I don't understand so-called science.
One-Knife Feng Baobao: Same here. I've lived so long and still don't know what science is. (Chin resting on hand)
Angel Yan: Hehe, Dali, it's actually easy to understand. If you were in our world, you might reach the Queen's level! After all, a mere mortal brain has such computing power.
Tian Chen: Hello everyone~
Centenarian: WC!! A big shot appears!! (Hurriedly kowtows)
Zhuge Dali: Hello, big shot!
Baili Tusu: Hello, big shot!
One-Knife Feng Baobao: Hello, big shot!
Richest Man in America Tony: Hello, big shot!
Angel Yan: ...
In the Super Gene World, Angel Yan was speechless. Hmph~ So this is what they call men and women!
Tian Chen: Ah, I'm just a small Taiyi Profound Immortal, not really a big shot. Simply immortal and undying, can calculate past and future with a snap of my fingers, shatter ten thousand miles with one finger—oh, and that Flame Bombardment of yours can at most break one of my hairs. I'm really not a big shot.
Angel Yan: ...
Zhuge Dali: ...
Baili Tusu: ...
Centenarian: ...
Richest Man in America Tony: ...
One-Knife Feng Baobao: ... Big shot, do you have to be like this? Sister Yan is having a breakdown!
In the Super Gene World, Angel Yan was completely disoriented. A few days ago, Feng Baobao had uploaded a series of cultivation legends like the Primordial Wilderness, Investiture of the Gods, and Journey to the West.
She could also understand how powerful Chen Tian was! The Monkey who caused Havoc in Heaven was only a Taiyi Profound Immortal—could she withstand one of his strikes?
"Pfft! Stinky man, clearly a big shot, yet he bullies me, a little newbie! As expected, the Queen was right—men are no good!" Angel Yan grumbled.
Angel Queen: ?? Did I say that??
But Chen Tian didn't care. Trying to show off? Hmph!
Tian Chen: Ah, by the way, are you all bored all day long?
One-Knife Feng Baobao: Yeah, real bored. Spend all day watching a little kid. (Chin resting on hand)
Richest Man in America Tony: Same here. The company doesn't need me to manage, and the world hasn't gone into chaos.
Zhuge Dali: I'm not bored, though. I have a lot to learn every day and many certificates to earn.
Centenarian: This old man is about the same. Just waiting to die every day.
Tian Chen: Zhang Sanfeng, don't be so pessimistic, alright?
Centenarian: Ancestor, you don't know—this old man is already aged, about to change his coffin soon.
One-Knife Feng Baobao: No way, so we won't have you around anymore? Group status +1?
Centenarian: (spits blood)
Baili Tusu: Baobao, can't you have some sympathy? Our Grandpa Zhang is about to kick the bucket! Group status +1!
Angel Yan: Where we're from, you need genes for eternal life.
Tian Chen: Eternal life needs genes? Sorry, in the Primordial World, even the lowest can live a few thousand years. You never see anyone dying of old age there, because a single fruit can make you Immortal and Undying. (shrugs)
One-Knife Feng Baobao: As expected of the Primordial World! One little fruit and you can live that long!
Baili Tusu: Yeah, the Primordial World is really powerful. They say even the weakest there could kill the strongest here! By the way, the group has video calls—can the big shots open a video so we can take a look?
"Open a video?" Chen Tian thought for a moment, then remembered the Live Stream System!
"Since we're doing it, let's all open one together." Chen Tian smiled.
And just then, in the Primordial World, Purple Qi Came from the East for thirty thousand miles! Along with the purple qi came a poem: "High above the nine-layered clouds, on a cushion I comprehend the truth. Beyond Heaven and Earth's yellow realm, I shall be the Lord of Teachings. Pangu gave birth to the Supreme Ultimate, Two Forms and Four Symbols follow... Leader of the Mystic Gate, One Qi transforms into Hongjun! I am Hongjun. Today I have attained the Dao and become a Saint. In a hundred years, I will preach the Dao within the Chaos of the Purple Cloud Palace beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens. All fated ones may come and listen."
"Hongjun became a Saint?" Chen Tian was startled. Just the Saint's might alone could suppress a Quasi-Saint and keep their head down!
"The Dao Ancestor is merciful!!" At this moment, this phrase echoed throughout the Primordial World, even the Three Pure Ones spoke it.
After all, the Three Pure Ones had already reached Grand Unity Peak, but without cultivation methods, they could not step into Quasi-Saint! The same was true for all living beings in the Primordial World Heaven and Earth—they had no methods to cultivate to Quasi-Saint, or perhaps they didn't even know such a realm existed. Now they only knew of Saints!
"Come, disciple, follow your master to listen to the Dao!" Laozi said, and without caring whether Chen Tian agreed, he swept him up and flew.
Chen Tian had no choice but to set up his own live stream.
It took him less than ten minutes to finish, and then he started the broadcast.
"Stream name... let's call it: Me! The First Disciple of the Three Pure Ones, About to Go Listen to the Dao at Purple Cloud!"
Gouzi's book "The Assassin's Unrivaled: A Certain Scientific Wizard in the Marvel Universe" is quite good, worth a read.
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