Your Fate With Me Is Marriage

"Wow, Haotian, look at that big brother—he's so handsome!" Yaochi had been sneaking peeks at Chen Tian from inside the Purple Cloud Palace, and now that she was outside, she was still staring. "Hey, hey, hey... he... he's coming over!!"

Haotian watched Chen Tian approach, fury boiling in his heart! Damn it, all these years, Yaochi was the wife he had his eye on! Already reserved! And this bastard had the nerve to steal her?

And he dared to walk over? Hmph! If I weren't no match for you, I'd make you taste a face full of blooming chrysanthemums and show you why flowers are so red!

"Hehehehe, little Dao-friends~" Chen Tian wore his standard "I'm a bad uncle" expression, utterly lecherous!

"This Dao-brother, what..."

"Here, since you two are so adorable, take these fruits as a gift." Before Haotian could finish, Chen Tian pulled out two fruits.

Haotian's anger flared even more. Who do you think you're looking down on!!! Fruits? It's not like I've never eaten...

Before his thought finished, Haotian stared at the fruits in Chen Tian's hand... Wasn't this the Yellow Middle Plum, one of the Ten Great Innate Spiritual Roots?!

Was... was it the Yellow Middle Plum, an innate spiritual root that bloomed once per Yuanhui, bore fruit once per Yuanhui, ripened once per Yuanhui, and could only be consumed once per Yuanhui?!

And... the fruits really had the two characters "Yellow Middle" on them! Confirmed! This was the Yellow Middle Plum!!

The Yellow Middle Plum that could shoot a mortal straight to Daluo!!

"Eh? Why are you two unmoved? Could it be you look down on my humble Yellow Middle Plum?" Chen Tian asked, puzzled.

"No, no, no, Dao-brother misunderstands. It's just that we have no karmic ties with you—why give us the Yellow Middle Plum?" Haotian hurriedly replied.

"Pfft, why ask why? I see you have great fortune and will surely become an emperor one day, so I'm here to plant a good seed. As for little sister Yaochi..."

Chen Tian trailed off, looking at Yaochi.

The latter blushed, head bowed shyly, her little face red as an apple, her boneless little hands twisting her Daoist robe in confusion.

Meanwhile, the great cultivators before the Purple Cloud Palace all saw the Yellow Middle Plum in Chen Tian's hand but made no move—after all, acting in a Saint's Dojo was disrespectful to the Saint.

The Three Pure Ones, Fuxi, and Nuwa also watched, wanting Chen Tian to explain himself, since even they couldn't calculate how this child Haotian would become an emperor.

Even Hongjun inside the Purple Cloud Palace was puzzled. He had calculated a rough outline but couldn't see clearly. So, thousands of great cultivators at the Purple Cloud Palace all stared at Chen Tian...

"You and I are fated! And it's a marriage fate! You will surely become my Dao Companion in the future! Come, come, come, Dao Companion, let's go meet the three masters." With that, while Haotian stood dumbfounded, Chen Tian pulled Yaochi toward the Three Pure Ones.

And the thousands of great cultivators at the Purple Cloud Palace were all stunned... In ancient times, there was the Stunned Tree with Stunned Fruit, under the Stunned Tree sat you and me; now, in the Stunned Palace were Stunned People, outside the Stunned Palace sat you and me...

"Three masters, this is my first Dao Companion!" Chen Tian pulled the stunned Yaochi before the Three Pure Ones, hugging her with a grin.

"..." Laozi.

"..." Yuanshi.

"..." Tongtian.

"..." Fuxi.

"..." Nuwa.

"..." The Three Thousand Mortal Guests.

"..." Hongjun.

Holy crap!!! How bold are you?!

Boss!! This is a Sage's Attendant!! And you just abducted her??? Aren't you afraid the Saint will chop you up and feed you to the Gods and Devils?!

"I... I-I-I... I..." Yaochi struggled, stammering incoherently. How many years had it been? Even Haotian hadn't been this close? It's over... I'm not pure anymore, sob sob... My body has been taken...

"Alright, alright, I know you're happy, but first, meet the three masters—they're elders." Chen Tian looked at Yaochi, a wicked thought rising in his mind! And then... it spiraled out of control!!

I have an evil idea!!! A loli-raising plan!!!

"Rebellious disciple!! Put down the Sage's Attendant at once!" Tongtian fumed, beard bristling, inwardly cheering—damn, worthy of being Laozi's disciple, daring to abduct a Sage's Attendant! But... disciple, couldn't you do this in private? Like this, I can't fight the Saint!

Half a Shichen later, Chen Tian clutched the back of his head—there was a lump from Yuanshi's Yuqing Box, his butt had been kicked by Tongtian, and his waist had been slammed by Laozi's Heaven and Earth Profound Yellow Exquisite Pagoda...

These three old fools! Just wait, when I get back to Kunlun Mountain, if I don't turn it upside down, may Chen Beixuan's son be born without an asshole!!!

Chen Beixuan: ???

Yaochi stood at the door, face red, while Nuwa glared angrily at Chen Tian. This bastard had no shame! Just a moment ago, he was flirting with me! And the next second, he went to abduct a Sage's Attendant!! Too much!!

Chen Tian didn't care at all. He unhesitatingly opened his livestream and group video, and the Primordial Golden Eyes appeared on his left shoulder.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, not long after, chaos erupted again—because that transmigration livestream had reappeared!

This time, the theme was: "Little brothers, your big bro is taking you to see the Primordial Goddesses!!"

"No way, you're at the Purple Cloud Palace already? It's only been half an hour?"

"Are you dumb? The streamer's amazing, with the Three Pure Ones leading him—how could it be slow?"

"Slow? Everyone knows how dangerous Chaos is, we saw it before. But getting here this fast is probably the streamer's doing."

Angel Yan: Already there so soon?

Zhuge Dali: Wow!! So many people (⊙o⊙)

One-Knife Feng Baobao: I know this one! The Three Thousand Mortal Guests at the Purple Cloud Palace!!

Baili Tusu: The aura on them is terrifying... just their presence alone could probably kill me. (trembling)

Centenarian: Indeed, these are all supreme beings from later ages. How could they not be terrifying?

Richest Man in America Tony: Suddenly, the J.A.R.V.I.S. in front of me doesn't seem so appealing...

"Everyone, this streamer was afraid you'd kick the bucket, so I had the system adjust the timelines between the two worlds. For example, one day on Earth equals ten thousand years in the Primordial Era. Otherwise, just coming to Purple Cloud Palace would have taken nearly a hundred years. If I hadn't adjusted it, you'd all be dead!" Chen Tian chuckled to himself, then looked at the camera with a mischievous grin. "Brothers! Let's check out the Primordial Goddesses!!"

"I know, I know! In the Primordial Era, there are two Lunar Goddesses, Xihe and Changxi, plus the Saintly Mother Nuwa, the merciful Empress Houtu, the Queen Mother of the West from the Western Kunlun, and another who becomes the Queen Mother of the West in later ages—currently Yaochi!!"

"Giao? This show-off, please sit down. You've stolen all our lines—what are we supposed to do now??"

"I giao!!! Who is this beauty in front of us? Someone with big balls, explain!"

"My guess is Nuwa. The ones beside the streamer are the Three Pure Ones, and that handsome young man is probably Fuxi! One of the later Three Sovereigns."

"Why are you staring at me like that?" Nuwa saw Chen Tian gazing at her and shot him a glare. Tch, lecher!!

"Senior Nuwa, just now you stared at me for a full shichen. What's wrong with me looking back now?" Chen Tian smiled and kept on watching.

Nuwa's face reddened again after hearing that. Tch! I was looking at you because I sensed some opportunity, alright?

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