"No, no! Don't try anything funny!" Xiang Xiaotong laughed as she pushed him away, stopping him from heading toward the bedroom.
"What? I just want to take a nap because I'm tired!" Song He said, holding her and pushing forward.
"Don't think I don't know what you're scheming!" Xiang Xiaotong tried to put on a stern face, but couldn't stop laughing. "Don't mess around, Song He!"
"Say that again." Song He advanced toward the bedroom step by step.
"What the hell do you mean, say that again!"
The two hugged and shoved at each other. One wanted to head into the bedroom, while the other desperately tried to stop him, but they couldn't stop laughing, so neither of them was putting up much strength.
Just as Song He was about to get his way, Xiang Xiaotong suddenly stepped back, dashed into the bedroom, slammed the door, and locked it.
Song He was a step too slow. He crashed into the door with a bang, then futilely twisted the doorknob twice. From inside the bedroom came her triumphant laughter.
After lingering outside the door for a moment, Song He raised his hand and politely knocked three times.
"Who is it?" Xiang Xiaotong giggled from inside.
"Little Red Riding Hood, it's Grandma! Open the door!" Song He said in a pinched voice.
A burst of laughter came from the bedroom. "Idiot, you got it wrong! Little Red Riding Hood was the one who visited Grandma!"
"Grandma, I'm Little Red Riding Hood!" Song He knocked again. "Open up!"
"You're not Little Red Riding Hood. You're the Big Bad Wolf! If I let you in, you'll eat me!" Xiang Xiaotong said. "Go away, go away!"
After fooling around through the door for a while longer, Song He had had his fun. He threw out,