Ch. 81A Dog Catching Mice Is Perfectly Natural

After Horatio forced the Daily Prophet to expose Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black’s wrongful imprisonment, the news caused turmoil across the Wizarding World and left Ronnie struggling with her feelings about Harry. Horatio brought Sirius to the Weasley home to capture Pettigrew, but told Harry that freeing his godfather would require trading for a Horcrux.

  • Lucius showed Malfoy the Prophet’s report about Ronnie and Peter, while Horatio forced Fudge to allow the article’s publication by having Mordekaiser destroy the Minister’s office.
  • Fudge fainted after Horatio’s Howler demanded payment for the office’s destruction, and Peter found himself trapped inside the Weasley home by Dementors.
  • Ronnie told Ginny that she felt unable to become Harry’s lover after learning Peter had lived with her for twelve years, and asked Ginny to take care of Harry.
  • Horatio arrived at the Weasleys’ with Sirius in Animagus form and sent him to find Peter; Harry recognized Sirius as his godfather and asked how to secure his freedom.
  • Horatio told Harry that Sirius’s release from Azkaban required trading either Slytherin’s Locket or Hufflepuff’s Cup.

Ch. 82Honor Executioner Snape

Horatio and Sirius Black captured Peter Pettigrew and brought him to Azkaban after Harry rejected the chance to kill him. Snape arrived to help punish Pettigrew, and Horatio appointed him Honor Executioner before sending them to prepare an execution room.

  • Harry asked Horatio why he had destroyed the Ministry of Magic and gained control of Azkaban, and Horatio blamed the Ministry’s attempt to seize his Yu-Gi-Oh business.
  • Sirius Black brought Peter Pettigrew to Horatio, and Harry beat Pettigrew before choosing to have him sent to Azkaban rather than kill him.
  • Horatio took Sirius Black and Pettigrew through a portal to Azkaban, where Snape was waiting.
  • Snape asked Horatio to hand Pettigrew over so he could help torture him, and Horatio agreed after receiving Snape’s potion ingredients.
  • Horatio told Callista to prepare an execution room and hand Pettigrew to Honor Executioner Snape.

Ch. 83Genius Magical Girl Gabrielle

After taking Hathor and the others back from France, Horatio gave Gabrielle a magical bracelet that let her vaporize an Alchemy Golem. In Azkaban, Sirius learned that Snape had sacrificed himself to revive Lily, while Horatio left Peter in Sirius’s hands and prepared to return to school later.

  • Sirius asked Horatio why Snape hated Peter, and Horatio explained that Snape had lost Lily on the night Voldemort killed Harry’s parents and had paid the price to revive her.
  • Sirius offered his fortune to revive James, but Horatio said he needed Slytherin’s locket or Hufflepuff’s cup and could not revive James without his soul.
  • Horatio told Sirius to watch Azkaban, left Peter in his care, and went through a Portal to Pheobe’s family estate in France.
  • Horatio reunited with Pheobe and collected Hathor, Isis, Nephthys, and Nut, while Gabrielle played at being a magical girl in the garden.
  • Horatio gave Gabrielle a Mithril bracelet and taught her an incantation; Gabrielle used it to vaporize an Alchemy Golem and the surrounding grass.

Ch. 84How Was I, the Headmaster, Still Expected to Do Summer Homework?

Horatio reunited with Hermione, who chose to follow him despite his secrets, and revealed he had become Hogwarts headmaster. At Hogwarts, Astoria and Jerónimo arrived as new students, and Jerónimo’s Pufferfish drove away Horatio’s Dementors, prompting Horatio to investigate before the Sorting Ceremony.

  • Horatio said goodbye to Gabrielle and left with Hathor and his followers, while Pheobe told Gabrielle to seek out someone who could teach her how to stand by Horatio’s side.
  • Horatio returned to Devon, sent Hermione a letter, and reunited with her; Hermione confronted him for keeping her out of his troubles, then agreed to visit his home and stand by him.
  • Hermione arrived at Horatio’s cottage and hugged Hathor, where Horatio asked to photocopy her summer homework and said he was now headmaster.
  • On September 1, Astoria arrived at Hogwarts and told Sirius Black she knew the prisoners were Horatio’s students and subordinates.
  • Jerónimo introduced himself as an apprentice from America Old Dad Magic Shop and used a Pufferfish to drive away the Dementors.
  • Horatio sensed the disturbance, announced he would investigate who had driven off his Dementors, and said he needed to change seats before the Sorting Ceremony.

Ch. 85Our Dean Is an Asshole

Horatio welcomed the new readers to Azkaban Academy, but Professor McGonagall and Dumbledore tried to manage his chaos as Azkaban was merged into Hogwarts. The Sorting Hat placed everyone in Azkaban, and the prisoners greeted Astoria Greengrass as the dean’s wife.

  • Horatio welcomed the new students to Azkaban Academy and boasted that he would protect them, until Professor McGonagall dragged him into the Great Hall and warned them that he was an asshole.
  • Horatio provoked Snape with threats involving reviving James and Lily, then took a seat at the teachers’ table while Harry and Neville worried about him teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
  • Dumbledore announced that Azkaban was merging into Hogwarts, with Horatio as its dean and Azkaban’s prisoners attending school alongside the other students.
  • The Sorting Hat assigned the new students to Azkaban, and Horatio blamed the author for filling the academy with readers while the students called the Dementors their Bag-carrying Pages.
  • The prisoners bowed to Astoria Greengrass and called her the dean’s wife, leaving Pheobe and Hermione bewildered.

Ch. 86Snape's Greasy Hair

Astoria joined Gryffindor and openly declared herself Hermione's rival for Horatio's affection, while Hathor also competed for Horatio's attention. At the feast, Dumbledore welcomed Grindelwald, Lupin, and Hagrid to Hogwarts, and Grindelwald began addressing the Azkaban Academy freshmen.

  • The Sorting Hat refused Astoria's request to join Horatio's Azkaban house, so she chose Gryffindor and told Hermione she was her rival for Horatio.
  • Hathor brought Crookshanks to the Great Hall, won Horatio's attention, and left Hermione and Astoria defeated.
  • Sirius Black asked Horatio where the Azkaban prisoners should sit, and Horatio told them to eat in a corner while Professor McGonagall set up a table for the Azkaban Academy freshmen.
  • Horatio handed responsibility for the freshmen to Grindelwald, and Dumbledore warned Grindelwald not to lead them astray.
  • Dumbledore welcomed the students back, announced Lupin as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and Hagrid as the Care of Magical Creatures professor, then started the feast.
  • Horatio sat between Hermione and Astoria to avoid Snape, while Grindelwald joined the freshmen and asked whether they knew what it meant to act for the greater good.

Ch. 87Azkaban Common Room

Horatio led the Azkaban students to their new common room, building them a Gothic castle beside the Forbidden Forest. He then lifted the castle and the surrounding ground into the sky above Hogwarts, leaving the students to cope with the height.

  • At dinner, Grindelwald promised the Azkaban students he would teach them Protego Diabolica, prompting Dumbledore to drag him back to the professors' table.
  • After dinner, Horatio took the Azkaban students to a grassy area outside the Forbidden Forest and warned them not to lose House points.
  • Horatio fused boulders into a Gothic castle and had the students press his Avada Close Defense Cannons to record their souls.
  • Horatio showed the students how to enter the Azkaban Common Room and told them to decorate their own rooms.
  • Horatio lifted the castle and the ground around it into the sky, telling anyone afraid of heights to overcome their fear.

Ch. 88Recycling Brains? Turn to Zhuanzhuan

Horatio forced the new Azkaban students into a strict routine, and the prisoners became unusually diligent under the pressure of classes and homework. The chapter left Sirius Black enduring Snape’s humiliating Potions lessons while Peter Pettigrew remained the prisoners’ target.

  • Horatio gave the young Wizards of Azkaban House a Sakaban armored fish-shaped elevator and banned flying brooms.
  • Professor McGonagall taught the prisoners and found them obedient, skilled at first-year Transfiguration, and eager to earn points and complete homework.
  • Dumbledore watched the prisoners’ orderly school routine and reflected that pressure might have changed Tom Riddle’s path, though Voldemort was already a soul fragment in hiding.
  • Sirius Black and the other prisoners repeatedly beat and tormented Peter Pettigrew, who could neither escape through death nor find relief from hunger.
  • Snape quizzed Sirius Black in Potions, mocked his answers, and told him to put his brain on Zhuanzhuan for recycling.

Ch. 89Welcome to the Cretaceous Period

Horatio found Voldemort’s Wand and persuaded Snape to pay for the materials to resurrect James, then left to extort Sirius. He obtained Sirius’s indenture contract.

  • Snape assigned Sirius a separate Potions essay and celebrated in his office.
  • Horatio burst into Snape’s office, recorded Snape’s dance with Time Magic, and traded the video camera for Snape’s Potions ingredients.
  • Horatio told Snape that Voldemort’s Wand held the souls of its victims, including James, and asked him to fund James’s resurrection.
  • Snape agreed to pay for the materials after Horatio tempted him with the prospect of tormenting Sirius and James.
  • Horatio left Snape’s office and obtained Sirius’s indenture contract.

Ch. 90My Kei Is as Beautiful as a Fairy in a Painting

Horatio demonstrated how casually he could manipulate time, then told Dumbledore he knew where a Horcrux was and what it contained. He left Dumbledore to decide whether the information was worth eating a plate of Houttuynia cordata.

  • Horatio buried a rune-protected gold lighter marked “HHA was here” in the distant past, and archaeologists later found it, sparking rumors about the time traveler HHA.
  • Horatio rode his adult Tyrannosaurus Rex, Ke Bei, to Hogwarts and explained that Mickey’s potion had made the dinosaur grow while leaving its mind as a baby’s.
  • In Dumbledore’s office, Horatio refused to take Dumbledore back to save Ariana and claimed Voldemort was hiding until Horatio died of old age.
  • Horatio revealed that the Resurrection Stone was a Horcrux and offered to share its location if Dumbledore ate a plate of Houttuynia cordata.
  • Horatio reassured Dumbledore that he would not take the Elder Wand, praised his Kei, and soothed Li before asking whether Dumbledore would eat the Houttuynia cordata.

Ch. 91Heresy Should Be Dunked in a Pig Cage

Horatio told Dumbledore where to find Voldemort’s Horcrux and discussed lifting the Defense Against the Dark Arts curse, while Hermione and Astoria prepared a catgirl surprise for him. After a night with the two of them, Horatio rewarded Azkaban House with wishes and approved a student’s request to play a barehanded walnut-cracking game with Peter Pettigrew.

  • Horatio told Dumbledore that Voldemort’s Horcrux was at the old Gaunt Family house and could be located using the diary, and offered to lift the Defense Against the Dark Arts curse on the condition that Lily become the professor.
  • Horatio returned to the Gryffindor common room and petted Hathor while Hermione and Astoria worried about his catgirl game proposal.
  • Hermione and Astoria ordered catgirl outfits from Fred and George, then invited Horatio to his room under the pretense of celebrating Azkaban House’s House-points lead.
  • The next day, Horatio addressed Azkaban House with a nosebleed and offered each student one wish after spending the night with Hermione and Astoria.
  • Tzeentch Amon Cassius asked to crack walnuts barehanded with Peter Pettigrew, and Horatio approved the request and told him to find Thresh.

Ch. 92Little Wizard Riding Shendu

Horatio granted the little Wizards’ wishes, then used Jerónimo’s mask to enter and claim its ownerless Shadow Kingdom as his own Dark Dimension. After exhausting himself mastering it, he sent Shadow Soldiers to dump Dumbledore and Grindelwald in the Black Lake, where they found Cassius tormenting Peter Pettigrew.

  • Horatio created a fire-breathing Shendu for Jerónimo in exchange for the mask, then discovered it could summon the Shadow Ninja Legion.
  • Horatio entered the Shadow Kingdom and learned from the system how to claim the seemingly ownerless Dark Dimension.
  • After several days of draining and replenishing his magic, Horatio gained control of the dimension and could summon all nine types of Shadow Soldiers.
  • Horatio’s Shadow Soldiers knocked out Dumbledore and Grindelwald and threw them into the Black Lake, where merpeople rescued them.
  • Cassius made Peter Pettigrew crack walnuts and eat one laced with a powerful laxative, while Grindelwald invited Cassius to study at Nurmengard during the holidays.

Ch. 93Houttuynia Cordata Invades the English Wizarding World

Horatio expanded his Dark Dimension into a farming operation, growing Houttuynia cordata and arranging to acquire livestock and farms. He persuaded Dumbledore to support the crop’s distribution across the English Wizarding World, while Astoria asked to plant flowers in the dimension.

  • Horatio wrote to Wayne Stark, asking him to acquire livestock for the Dark Dimension, and sent a Shadow Soldier to deliver the letter and arrange to move the farms.
  • Horatio showed Dumbledore and Grindelwald the Dark Dimension and its army of Shadow Legion soldiers, then began growing Houttuynia cordata there.
  • Horatio and the system planned to trade surplus Houttuynia cordata and transform the Dark Dimension into a place suitable for habitation.
  • Horatio convinced Dumbledore to support his farming by supplying Houttuynia cordata to the English Wizarding World, and gave him a cookbook while forbidding the sugar-dipping method.
  • Astoria told Horatio that Ke Bei had been settled in the Dark Dimension and asked to plant flowers there with Hathor and Nut.

Ch. 94The Bloody Case Caused by an Ear-Cleaning Service

Horatio arranged for Rum to collect trees and flowers in exchange for a new product, while Gin used a magical revolver to kill Kudo Shinichi and then set out with Vodka to rob a flower shop. Kikyo’s group investigated the murder, and Ran grieved over Shinichi’s death as Kagome vowed to find the culprit; Horatio continued enjoying Astoria’s ear-cleaning service.

  • Horatio wrote to Rum, asking the organization to collect the world’s mainstream trees and flowers in exchange for a new product.
  • Gin killed the unconscious Kudo Shinichi with a revolver that fired the Killing Curse, then ordered Vodka to help rob Tokyo’s largest flower shop.
  • Kikyo and her companions arrived at the scene, determined that Shinichi had been killed by the Killing Curse, and suspected an illegally entered foreign wizard.
  • Inuyasha led Inspector Megure to Shinichi’s body, while Ran recognized him, broke down in grief, and fainted.
  • Kagome vowed to bring Shinichi’s killer to justice as Kikyo’s group watched from concealment.
  • Horatio sneezed while Astoria cleaned his ears, then praised her skill and accepted her offer to do it every day.

Ch. 95The Joy of Having Two Biological Mothers

Horatio gathered Snape, Dumbledore, and Grindelwald in the Slytherin Chamber to reveal homunculus bodies made for Harry’s parents and said he could safely separate Lily’s soul from Harry. Harry learned that Snape had altered James’s gender, leaving him staring angrily at the body that looked like his father.

  • Horatio showed Snape, Dumbledore, and Grindelwald the incubators containing bodies resembling Lily and James, whose gender had been altered at Snape’s instruction.
  • Horatio said he could safely extract Lily’s soul from Harry, and Snape broke free of his restraints in excitement.
  • Horatio summoned Harry and Sirius Black to the Slytherin Chamber, where Snape cursed Sirius and threatened to deduct his points.
  • Horatio told Harry he had found a way to resurrect his parents and explained that James’s homunculus body had been made female.
  • Harry saw the body resembling James in the incubator and glared at the guilty-looking Snape.

Ch. 96Horatio's Sin

Horatio separated Lily's soul from Harry and restored Lily and James to new bodies, forcing Snape and the others to confront the cost of saving them. Lily woke and reunited with Harry, then asked to borrow his wand.

  • Sirius revealed that Snape wanted to become Harry's stepfather, and Harry angrily rejected Snape.
  • Horatio used a spell disguised as the Killing Curse to extract Lily's soul from Harry, triggering a painful drain on Harry's soul power.
  • Horatio told Snape to choose between saving Lily and Harry, then shattered the Ancient Magic and rescued both with soul nourishment potion.
  • Horatio placed Lily and James's souls into bodies in incubators and restored them, while Snape carried Lily out and Harry and Sirius rescued James.
  • Lily woke, hugged Harry, and asked to borrow his wand.

Ch. 97The Darkened Horatio

Lily revived and confronted Snape and Horatio before deciding to give Snape a chance if Harry forgave him. Harry accepted Snape’s apology and reunited with Lily, while Horatio left furious at being excluded and threatened to destroy the world.

  • Lily chased Snape and then Horatio for their treatment of Harry, while Horatio’s Shadow Soldiers restrained Snape and Horatio whipped him.
  • Lily told James they should pursue new happiness, and James chose to be with Sirius Black; Horatio revealed Sirius’s contract of sale.
  • Dumbledore used Fawkes to take Horatio, Grindelwald, and himself away from the Slytherin Chamber of Secrets.
  • Lily demanded that Snape apologize to Harry, and Snape apologized by performing a dogeza before him.
  • Harry forgave Snape on the condition that he treat Lily well, and Lily embraced Harry.
  • Horatio rebuked Dumbledore for removing him from the family reunion, then dark mist appeared as he threatened to destroy the world.

Ch. 98Snape, Master Exorcist

Horatio made Dumbledore hand over the Resurrection Stone and cursed Voldemort through the Gaunt Family ring, then arranged for Azkaban Academy to participate in Quidditch. The next day, he put Snape and Sirius Black to work in his greenhouse under strict rules, leaving Snape exhausted and humiliated.

  • Horatio demanded the Resurrection Stone from Dumbledore and used the Gaunt Family ring to curse Voldemort into craving Lao Ba's Special Hamburgers.
  • Horatio extracted the soul fragment from the ring and sealed it in a lantern while Dumbledore asked about his second request: Azkaban Academy joining Quidditch.
  • Harry brought his two fathers to Horatio's greenhouse, where Neville and Malfoy were surprised to see Professor Snape.
  • Horatio assigned Snape and Sirius Black the designations House-Elf Unit 5 and House-Elf Unit 6, then made Neville teach them the greenhouse rules.
  • Horatio ordered Snape and Sirius Black to wash and shave each other, threatening to make them bald if they refused.
  • Lily visited Snape after his first day, complimented his hair, and heard nothing about how Horatio had forced him to wash it with Potter family shampoo.

Ch. 99Two Ground Chickens

Harry struggled with Lily’s constant motherly attention while students gathered for Hagrid’s Hippogriff lesson. At the paddock, Buckbeak charged Nut, and Nut blasted him with a Kamui Flame Cannon.

  • Lily fed Harry in the Great Hall and explained that she had become Hogwarts’ Potions class assistant.
  • Ronnie asked Lily to take Harry to class, and Harry told her and Malfoy that Hagrid would show them Hippogriffs.
  • Horatio and Hermione discussed Nut’s popularity while Isis and Nephthys struggled through Hathor’s dumbbell exercises.
  • Horatio rode Nut to Hagrid’s paddock, where Hagrid suggested introducing her to Buckbeak, but Nut resisted meeting another Hippogriff.
  • Buckbeak broke free and charged at Nut, who flew up and struck him with a Kamui Flame Cannon.

Ch. 100Harry, the Little Prince

Horatio took Nut away from Hagrid’s hippogriff lesson after she frightened Buckbeak, and Hermione followed him. Harry then won Buckbeak’s trust and flew with him, before rescuing Malfoy from another hippogriff; Malfoy ended the chapter calling Harry “Your Highness, the Prince...”

  • Nut cowered behind Horatio after Buckbeak approached her, so Horatio healed Buckbeak and took Nut away from the paddock.
  • Hermione left Hagrid’s lesson to follow Horatio and comfort him.
  • Hagrid taught Harry how to approach Buckbeak, who bowed to Harry and let him ride into the sky.
  • Malfoy tried to approach a blue-green hippogriff without showing proper respect, and it attacked him.
  • Harry swooped in on Buckbeak and drove the hippogriff away from Malfoy.
  • Malfoy looked at Harry and murmured, “Your Highness, the Prince...”
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