Horror Game: What to Do When You're Too Handsome
Chapter 23

Kind Snow White / Please Stop Your Double Standards

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An Xinghe possessed the Perfect-grade Title Bio-Terrorist, after all!

Not only did low-level bio-monsters not dare to harm An Xinghe, they had to submit to him!

If An Xinghe told Lin Yan that he possessed a Perfect-grade Title, Lin Yan would probably be scared to death.

Who could have imagined that the person who obtained a Perfect-grade Title was merely a level-eight newbie?

Have you ever seen a newbie make a boss throw herself at him? He was clearly a kept man...

Chapter 33: Kind-Hearted Snow White

After making the group of Bio Dwarves submit, An Xinghe and Lin Yan successfully infiltrated the interior of the Dwarf Kingdom.

The two first arrived at Central Avenue in the Dwarf Kingdom, preparing to ask around for information about Snow White.

Central Avenue was an extremely prosperous commercial street. There were all kinds of things for sale on both sides: clothes, food, and even some collector's-edition picture books from the Dark Elf Kingdom!

An Xinghe and Lin Yan exchanged a glance and said righteously:

"I think there might be some earth-shattering secret hidden in these picture books!"

"I also think we need to properly learn about foreign cultures first!"

"Shall we take a look for a while?"

"Take a look!"

"After you!"

"Please, you first!"

Danmaku.

[These two pretentious perverts!]

[If you're a man, look openly and honestly! I even dare to play Genshin Impact on my home TV. I'm already preparing to get a new wheelchair.]

[Lin Yan still doesn't know that the pervert beside him has already opened his harem in the Horror Game!]

[The same world, the same hobby! Why does An Xinghe alone have girlfriends? And more than one!]

[Why don't you say that all his girlfriends threw themselves at him? His wife even brought a villa as her dowry!]

[I feel like I won't dare call myself a pervert anymore!]

The two spent a while solemnly criticizing this foreign culture, and their friendship instantly reached new heights!

Men were strange creatures like that. As long as you had watched Teacher Mikami together, you were brothers born of different parents!

Just then, a flurry of hoofbeats rang out.

The two hurriedly hid by the roadside, not forgetting to swipe a picture book.

A beautiful woman riding a horse appeared before them.

The instant they saw her, the two decided that she had to be Snow White!

Although the plot of the fairy tale had changed somewhat, Snow White's beauty was still just as breathtaking as in the original story.

Her skin was as white as snow, her hair as black as ebony, and her cheeks as red as apples!

An Xinghe and Lin Yan couldn't help staring blankly!

Now that was a beauty!

Lin Yan even drooled shamelessly!

At that moment, an Old Lady suddenly rushed out from the roadside and blocked Snow White's horse, showing her the apples in her basket:

"Kind-hearted Snow White! Please buy an apple from me! My entire family relies on the money I make selling apples!"

The surrounding guards wanted to drive the Old Lady away, but Snow White merely waved her hand, signaling them to stand down.

She dismounted herself and walked over to the Old Lady. With a gentle smile, she said:

"Damn it! How dare you, you stupid bitch, block my horse! Can't you see I'm inspecting the city?! If you don't get lost right now, I'll fucking trample you to death!"

The Old Lady was startled and stammered, "But the apples..."

"Apples, my ass! These apples are all dried up and shriveled. Even my dog wouldn't eat them! And you want me to eat them? Are you trying to disgust me to death?"

"Get lost! If I see you again, I'll hang you up and beat you!"

Live stream.

[This Snow White is kind of fierce...]

[This crazy bitch is way too different from the original!]

[I think this version of Snow White is kind of cute.]

[??? Something's wrong with you!]

[Oh! Beautiful Lady Snow White, please trample me with your feet! Please insult this pig that I am as harshly as you can!]

[The person above, your XP System is a little strange!]

[Actually, I want to be trampled too...]

Snow White rode past the Old Lady in a single leap.

Her behavior, so completely different from her appearance, left Lin Yan utterly stunned. He stood there with his mouth hanging open, unable to speak.

Seeing the expression on Lin Yan's face, An Xinghe looked thoroughly disgusted.

I can even drive a big carriage like Mrs. White's. What do I have to fear from one Snow White?

He tugged on Lin Yan's sleeve and said:

"Let's go."

"Go... where?"

"Follow that apple seller."

The two followed the Old Lady to an uninhabited place, and An Xinghe gave Lin Yan a meaningful look.

Lin Yan understood at once. He jumped behind the Old Lady and knocked her unconscious with a knife-hand strike.

When the Old Lady woke up again, she found herself in a gloomy alley, with Lin Yan's enormous face filling her vision.

"Ah!!!" The Old Lady screamed. "What did you bring me here for?! I'm telling you, I'm a chaste and virtuous woman! I'd rather die than submit!"

Lin Yan looked the Old Lady up and down speechlessly.

"Ma'am, I'm not that desperate."

The Old Lady snorted disdainfully.

"You young people's XP System is too strange these days! How do I know you won't get ideas about me?"

"Fuck..."

Lin Yan was about to continue complaining, but An Xinghe quickly pushed him aside.

"Let me handle this."

The moment she saw An Xinghe, the Old Lady's tone changed completely.

"Handsome boy, you're so good-looking! Do you have a girlfriend?"

"I have a niece who's eighteen, and she's as beautiful as a flower..."

Chapter 34: Stop Your Double Standards

"Handsome boy, you're so good-looking! Do you have a girlfriend?"

"I have a niece who's eighteen, and she's as beautiful as a flower..."

"Stop, stop, stop." An Xinghe hurriedly cut Mrs. White off before she could continue. He picked up an apple from the Old Lady's basket and asked, "If I'm not mistaken, these apples have been smeared with poison, right?"

The Queen's pupils suddenly constricted. She stared at An Xinghe in alarm.

"Are you one of Snow White's people?!"

"No! Not only am I not, I'm here to help you! Mrs. White!"

After An Xinghe exposed her identity, the Queen simply stopped pretending.

A flash of light swept over her body, and she transformed from an Old Lady into a tall, elegant beauty.

She was none other than Snow White's stepmother—the wicked Queen from the original story.

She looked at An Xinghe and asked, "How did you know my identity?"

An Xinghe blinked innocently.

"I ran into your country's Hunter on the road. He told me."

Lin Yan rolled his eyes beside him.

How did An Xinghe come up with that lie so quickly?! Hunter never said anything!

He'd only read the original story!

The Queen did not suspect a thing. Instead, she asked, "You said you want to help me deal with Snow White? How?"

An Xinghe picked up the basket of apples and smiled.

"It's simple. I'll sell the Poison Apple to Snow White."

The Queen looked at him skeptically.

"That crazy bitch? Are you sure there won't be a problem?"

An Xinghe confidently pointed at his own face.

"Do you think there could be a problem with this face? Could there possibly be a problem?!"

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