Horror Game: What to Do If You're Too Handsome Section 23

[An Xinghe has a Perfect-grade Title: Bio-Terrorist!]

[Low-level bio-monsters not only won't dare harm An Xinghe, they have to submit!]

[If An Xinghe told Lin Yan he had a Perfect-grade Title, Lin Yan would probably be scared to death.]

[Who would've thought the guy with a Perfect-grade Title is just a level 8 noob!]

[Have you ever seen a noob that bosses throw themselves at? He's clearly a kept man...]

Chapter 33: The Kind Snow White

After making these Bio Dwarves submit, An Xinghe and Lin Yan successfully infiltrated the Dwarf Kingdom.

The two first arrived at the central avenue of the Dwarf Kingdom, planning to gather some news about Snow White.

The central avenue was a bustling commercial street, lined with shops selling all sorts of things—clothes, food, and even some collector's art books from the Dark Elf Kingdom!

An Xinghe and Lin Yan exchanged a glance and said with righteous conviction:

"I think these art books might hide some earth-shattering secret!"

"I also believe we need to properly understand this foreign culture first!"

"So... take a look?"

"Take a look!"

"After you!"

"No, after you!"

Barrage.

[These two pretentious pervs!]

[A real man looks openly! I dare to play Sora no Otoshimono on my TV at home, and now I'm getting a new wheelchair.]

[Lin Yan doesn't know yet, but the perv next to him has already built a harem in the Horror Game!]

[Same world, same hobby! Why does An Xinghe get girlfriends? And multiple!]

[Don't you know his girlfriends all threw themselves at him? One even brought a villa as a dowry!]

[I feel like I can't call myself a perv anymore after this!]

The two spent a while solemnly critiquing this foreign culture, which instantly elevated their friendship!

Men are strange creatures like that—once you've watched Teacher Mikami together, you're blood brothers, no questions asked!

Just then, the sound of urgent hoofbeats came.

The two quickly dodged to the side of the road, still clutching an art book in their hands.

A beautiful woman on horseback appeared before them.

The moment they saw her, they knew she was Snow White!

Though the fairy tale's plot had changed, Snow White's beauty was still as stunning as in the original story.

Her skin was as white as snow, her hair as black as ebony, her cheeks as red as apples!

An Xinghe and Lin Yan couldn't help staring!

This beauty was top-tier!

Lin Yan even stooped to drooling!

At that moment, an Old Lady suddenly rushed out from the roadside, blocking Snow White's horse, and showed her the apples in her basket:

"Kind Snow White! Please buy an apple from me! My whole family relies on selling apples to make a living!"

The guards around wanted to drive the Old Lady away, but Snow White waved her hand to signal them to stand down.

She personally dismounted, walked up to the Old Lady, gave her a gentle smile, and said:

"Fuck! You dumb bitch blocking my horse's path! Can't you see I'm inspecting the city?! Get lost, or I'll fucking run you over!"

The Old Lady was startled and stammered, "But... the apples..."

"Apple my ass! These apples are dry and shriveled—my dog wouldn't even eat them! And you want me to eat them? Are you trying to make me sick?!"

"Get lost! If I see you again, I'll hang you up and beat you!"

Livestream Room.

[This Snow White is a bit fierce...]

[This fierce bitch is way too different from the original!]

[I think this Snow White is kinda cute, though]

[??? You're not right!]

[Oh! Beautiful Lady Snow White, please trample me with your feet! Please curse me like the pig I am!]

[Above, your XP System is weird!]

[Honestly, I want to be trampled too...]

Snow White rode past the Old Lady in a single leap.

Her behavior, so at odds with her appearance, utterly stunned Lin Yan. His mouth hung open, words failing him.

An Xinghe looked at Lin Yan's expression and showed full disgust.

I can drive a rig like that lady's, let alone handle a Snow White!

He tugged Lin Yan's sleeve and said:

"Let's go."

"Go... where?"

"Follow that apple-selling Old Lady."

The two trailed behind her to a secluded spot. An Xinghe gave Lin Yan a look.

He caught on at once, leaped behind the Old Lady, and knocked her out with a chop to the neck.

When the Old Lady came to, she found herself in a gloomy alley, Lin Yan's big face filling her view.

"Ah!!!" she shrieked:

"What are you bringing me here for?! I'm telling you! I'm a virtuous woman—I'd rather die than submit!"

Lin Yan gave her a speechless once-over:

"Ma'am, I'm not that desperate."

The Old Lady snorted dismissively:

"You young people's XP System is way too weird! Who knows if you'll get ideas about me!"

"What the hell..."

Lin Yan was about to retort, but An Xinghe pushed him aside in time:

"Let me handle this."

As soon as she saw An Xinghe, the Old Lady's tone shifted:

"Handsome young man, you're so good-looking! Got a girlfriend?"

"I have a niece, just turned eighteen, beautiful as a flower..."

Chapter 34: Please Stop Your Double Standards

"Handsome young man, you're so good-looking! Got a girlfriend?"

"I have a niece, just turned eighteen, beautiful as a flower..."

"Stop, stop, stop." An Xinghe cut Mrs. White off before she could continue. He picked up an apple from her basket and asked:

"If I'm not mistaken, this apple's been poisoned."

The Old Lady's pupils shrank. She stared at An Xinghe in terror:

"Are you one of Snow White's people?!"

"No! Not only am I not, I'm here to help you! Snow White's Stepmother!"

Exposed by An Xinghe, the Old Lady dropped the act.

A flash of light swept over her, and she transformed from an old crone into a tall, elegant woman.

It was Snow White's Stepmother—the wicked Queen from the original tale.

She looked at An Xinghe and asked:

"How did you know who I was?"

An Xinghe blinked innocently:

"I ran into the Hunter from your kingdom on the road. He told me."

Lin Yan rolled his eyes on the side.

An Xinghe sure spun that lie fast! The Hunter never said a thing!

You just read the original story!

The Queen didn't doubt him. Instead, she asked:

"You say you'll help me deal with Snow White? How?"

An Xinghe picked up the apple basket and smiled:

"Simple. I'll sell the poisoned apple to Snow White."

The Queen looked at him skeptically:

"That crazy bitch—are you sure it'll work?"

An Xinghe pointed at his own face with confidence:

"With this face, do you think there'll be any problem? Could there possibly be any problem?!"