Age of Heroes, Alaya Exposed Me

"Alright, I'll be waiting then."

Wei Gong ruffled his hair into a bird's nest, casually snatching the phone. He smiled gently, "Aya, shouldn't we discuss your recent spending spree?"

"Wh-what spending spree..."

Luo Ya shrunk her head, answering with a lack of confidence.

"You little brat, you actually dared to delete the payment messages. Did you really think I wouldn't find out?"

Wei Gong's smile grew even gentler.

The incident of a brat deleting messages after spending money, which was often reported in the news, was actually happening right beside him.

Letting her play with the phone was already a magnanimous gesture, and yet she dared to spend money like this!

If you don't spank her for three days, she'll start tearing down the roof, won't she?

He pulled out a feather duster and a fire poker: "Come, pick a stick!"

"I won't dare to do it again!"

Luo Ya immediately surrendered, her face plastered with a fawning smile.

There was no helping it.

Everyone else saw her as a cute, beautiful girl, like a little angel.

But in his eyes, when he wanted to discipline her, he didn't hold back at all!

She screamed without hesitation: "Ya... me... die!"

"I haven't even hit you yet, why are you screaming!"

Wei Gong's face turned dark.

This brat, insisting on playing these games in front of Fou, how could he maintain any dignity?

Beside them, Fou tilted his head slightly, watching the two of them with a confused expression.

Did the handsome young man he had a good impression of want to have a showdown with the girl emitting strange energy?

Hmm, should I help?

Fou fell into hesitation.

The other party's energy was too strange and powerful, leaving him with little confidence.

But he couldn't stand by and watch the young man be in danger.

Fou leaped forward, blocking in front of the young man, and tried his best to put on a fierce "evil dragon roar" posture.

"Damn it, even you're bullying me!"

Luo Ya grew more and more indignant as she thought about it.

She was such a kind and adorable little angel, who wouldn't even bear to step on an ant, so why were these two ganging up on her?

Ding dong~

Just then, she heard the familiar notification sound of a special follow.

Luo Ya pounced, "Give me my phone, Alaya seems to have updated again!"

"Updated???"

Wei Gong let her snatch the phone, feeling a prickle of dread.

That guy was determined to expose him completely to everyone!

He directly turned on the LCD TV, wanting to see which Heroic Spirit it was related to this time.

Luo Ya exclaimed, "The Oldest King, that should refer to Gilgamesh? What's the relationship between Nameless and the King of Heroes?"

She had memorized all the information related to Heroic Spirits, studying more diligently than in class.

The unearthed clay tablets previously recorded his deeds.

Upon opening it, the beginning was still the familiar--

[Biography of the Nameless Heroic Spirit!]

[Your name is unknown to all, your deeds will last forever!]

"Tch, if this keeps getting exposed, I'll be known by everyone!"

Wei Gong was extremely speechless about this.

Alaya, that scoundrel, seemed determined to expose him completely and recreate him as the strongest mythical Nameless state.

Could it be that some great disaster was about to descend?

The Steel Land?

Or the Moon Coral?

Wei Gong suddenly felt a pang in his liver.

After fighting for so long, he was still being summoned back to the battlefield.

Please let me rest for a bit!

As he thought about these things, countless bullet comments scrolled across the screen--

[First!!!]

[Holy crap, Alaya is really diligent, updating directly already?]

[All you lazy pigeons, learn from this, I'm talking to you, @Cat Ear Girl!]

[The Oldest King... seems to refer to the King of Heroes. Could he and Nameless be in a bromance?]

[Good grief, with the King of Heroes' overwhelming arrogance, he wouldn't put anyone in his eyes!]

[I hope the King of Heroes can last a while, please don't be instantly conquered by Nameless!]

Uruk.

In the luxurious royal palace.

The captain of the guard rushed in and reported cautiously, "My King, Alaya has updated a video again, and it seems to be related to you!"

"A mere Nameless Heroic Spirit dares to call himself my friend? How laughable!"

Gilgamesh chuckled, "If you dare to appear before me, you will only kneel and worship me!"

It was like watching a clown, insisting on overestimating himself and performing.

As the oldest King of Heroes, he possessed his own supreme pride.

This pride allowed him to provoke the gods.

So, let this King see how you intend to please me!

Gilgamesh rested his right hand on his chin, a pleased smile on his face, "Summon all your ministers to the great hall to admire my supreme glory together!"

Countless Uruk high officials gathered in the magnificent hall.

The Oldest King, this was a video related to their greatest, oldest, richest, and most powerful King.

Now, the King of Heroes himself had summoned everyone to witness it together.

Everyone gathered, filled with anticipation--

"Our great King must have been incredibly wise and beloved by his subjects in those days, right?"

"If a mere Nameless Heroic Spirit truly dares to appear before the King, he will only become the King's most loyal subject!"

"Exactly, that guy only managed to conquer two powerful Heroic Spirits, King Arthur and the Saintess of France, because he was handsome enough!"

"Let's see how the supreme King treats this Nameless Heroic Spirit!"

On the throne.

Gilgamesh, clad in shining gold, rested his chin on his hand, a faint smile on his face.

Just as he had said before, how dare a mere Nameless Heroic Spirit appear before him?

Compared to that, Merlin, who pursued pleasure, was more suited to be his subject.

If that guy were cultivated a little, he should be able to find true pleasure like himself!

So, let this King see what this video is about!

The beginning was still--

[Biography of the Nameless Heroic Spirit!]

[Your name is unknown, your deeds live forever!]

The screen slowly began to change.

The perspective seemed to be that of a colossal being looking down from the ocean at the western continent.

A steady and powerful narration began--

[Humans slowly multiplied and grew, gradually breaking free from ignorant faith.]

[To ensure humanity would forever worship Them, the gods specifically created "wedges" to restrain humans.]

[Born with two-thirds divine and one-third human blood, possessing the bloodline of the divine king Anu.]

[The oldest King of Heroes, born as the king of heroes!]

[His name is--Gilgamesh!]

This narration served to introduce basic common knowledge.

Especially for top-tier Heroic Spirits like King Arthur and the King of Heroes, they had a large number of fervent fans worldwide.

Even those who weren't fans already knew about them from various sources.

The King of Heroes was known as the wisest and most enlightened ruler.

The King was wiser than the gods, and every aspect of the nation was meticulously planned and ordered by him.

He managed the economy, people's livelihoods, education, politics, military, and so on, in meticulous detail, single-handedly rebuilding his nation from ruins.

Everyone's face was filled with smiles, and they worshipped the King of Heroes to the extreme.

The Epic of Gilgamesh records the king as a tyrant, but that's clearly defamation by later generations!

Some people were jealous of the king's greatness and shamelessly smeared him.

How could the King of Heroes, such a wise person, be a greedy, chuunibyou tyrant?

"It's the King of Heroes, my favorite King of Heroes!"

Luo Ya's big eyes sparkled, as if picturing piles of golden coins.

He was the wealthiest Heroic Spirit of all.

His Gate of Babylon led to the Golden Capital, possessing endless wealth.

She thought about the related information and almost drooled: "Heavens, if I could become the King of Heroes' sister or daughter, wouldn't I be able to buy whatever I wanted?"

"Wake up, young people should prepare for 996, stop dreaming!"

Wei Gong rolled his eyes.

Speaking of which, that Golden Flash was so cute when he was little, why did he grow up to be a foul-mouthed chuunibyou?

Fortunately, through his warm, considerate, and kind guidance and education, he had finally returned to normal.

We absolutely cannot let these two meet, otherwise, the brat will be even harder to educate!

"Hmph, I won't do 996. I'll find an easy job with a four-day work week in the future."

Luo Ya replied confidently.