"Sure. I'll be waiting."
Wei Gong ruffled her hair into a bird's nest, then casually snatched away her phone and smiled warmly. "Aya, shouldn't we discuss your recent spending?"
"D-Did I...?"
Luo Ya shrank her neck and answered weakly.
"You little brat. You actually deleted the payment messages? Did you really think I wouldn't find out?"
Wei Gong's smile grew even gentler.
The sort of thing that often happened in the news—brats deleting payment messages after spending money in games—had actually happened right beside him.
Letting her play on her phone was already generous enough. How dare she spend money on it, too?
"If I don't teach you a lesson for three days, you'll be tearing the roof tiles off!"
He pulled out a feather duster and a firewood stick. "Come on, pick one."
"I won't dare do it again!"
Luo Ya instantly surrendered, her face covered in an ingratiating smile.
There was nothing he could do.
Everyone else treated her as an adorable little angel.
But in front of the person who wanted to discipline her, there was no mercy at all!
She screamed without hesitation, "Aiya...mye...die!"
"I haven't even hit you yet. What are you screaming for?"
Wei Gong was speechless.
This little brat had insisted on playing around like this in front of Fou. Where was he supposed to put his dignity?
Fou tilted its head slightly beside them and watched the two with a puzzled expression.
Could that handsome young man it liked be planning to fight the strange-aura girl?
Should I help?
Fou fell into hesitation.
The other party's aura was far too strange and powerful, leaving it with little confidence.
But it could not tolerate the young man being in danger.
Fou flew over at once and shielded the young man, desperately trying to look fierce as it unleashed an Evil Dragon's roar.
"Damn it, even you are bullying me!"
The more Luo Ya thought about it, the angrier she became.
She was such a kind and adorable little angel that she could not bear to step on even an ant. Why were these two teaming up against her?
Ding-dong~
Just then, she heard the familiar notification sound for special alerts.
Luo Ya pounced over. "Give me the phone. Alaya seems to have updated again!"
"Updated???"
Wei Gong let her snatch the phone away, feeling his scalp grow numb.
That woman really was determined to expose everything about him to the whole world!
He turned on the LCD television at once, wanting to see which Heroic Spirit the update concerned this time.
Luo Ya exclaimed, "The Oldest King—does that mean Gilgamesh? What's the relationship between Nameless and the King of Heroes?"
She had memorized every bit of information related to Heroic Spirits by heart, more seriously than she studied for class.
The clay tablet unearthed earlier had recorded information about him.
After opening it, they saw the same familiar opening—
[Biography of the Nameless Heroic Spirit!]
[No one knows your name, but your achievements will endure throughout the ages!]
"Tsk. If this keeps exposing me, everyone under heaven will know about me!"
Wei Gong was utterly speechless.
That bastard Alaya seemed determined to expose him completely and reforge him into the strongest mythological Nameless form.
Could some great disaster be about to descend?
Steel Earth?
Or Moon Coral?
Wei Gong suddenly felt a dull ache in his liver.
After fighting for so long, he still had to be called back to the battlefield.
Please, just let me rest for a while!
As he thought this, countless comments rolled across the screen—
[First!!!]
[Holy crap, Alaya is really diligent. It updated already?]
[You lazy, useless bunch, learn from this properly! Yes, I'm talking about you, @Cat-Eared Princess!]
[The Oldest King... Looks like it means the King of Heroes. Could he and Nameless have a thing?]
[Good grief. With the King of Heroes' domineering arrogance, there's no way he would take anyone seriously!]
[I hope the King of Heroes can hold out a little longer. Don't let Nameless conquer him instantly!]
Uruk.
Inside the luxurious royal palace.
The Captain of the Guard hurried in and cautiously reported, "My king, Alaya has updated the video again. It seems to be related to you!"
"An insignificant Nameless Heroic Spirit actually wants to be friends with this king? How laughable!"
Gilgamesh chuckled. "If you dare appear before this king, you will only kneel and worship me!"
It was as if he were watching a clown insist on putting on a performance despite lacking the strength to do so.
As the oldest King of Heroes, he possessed unparalleled pride of his own.
That pride gave him the courage to challenge the gods.
Then let this king see how you intend to entertain me!
Gilgamesh propped his chin up with his right hand and revealed a pleased smile. "Summon all the ministers. We shall appreciate this king's supreme magnificence together in the main hall!"
Countless high-ranking officials of Uruk gathered one after another in the magnificent main hall.
The Oldest King—this was a video about their own greatest, oldest, richest, and most powerful king.
Now that the King of Heroes had personally summoned everyone to witness it together, they were all filled with anticipation—
"Our great king must have been exceptionally wise in those days, and deeply loved by his people, right?"
"That insignificant Nameless Heroic Spirit—if he really dares appear before the king, he will only become the king's most loyal subject!"
"Exactly! That fellow only managed to conquer King Arthur and the Saint of France because he was handsome enough!"
"Let us see how the supreme king will treat the Nameless Heroic Spirit!"
Upon the throne.
Gilgamesh, his entire body gleaming gold, propped his chin on one hand with a faint smile on his face.
Just as he had said earlier, what right did an insignificant Nameless Heroic Spirit have to appear before him?
Compared with him, Merlin, who pursued pleasure, was more suited to be his subject.
With a little cultivation, that fellow should be able to find true pleasure just as he had!
Then let this king see what this video is about!
The opening was still—
[Biography of the Nameless Heroic Spirit!]
[No one knows your name, but your achievements will endure throughout the ages!]
The scene slowly began to change.
The perspective seemed to belong to some colossal entity gazing down from above, overlooking the western land from the ocean.
A deep and powerful narration rang out—
[Humanity gradually multiplied and grew stronger, slowly breaking free from ignorant faith.]
[To make humanity worship them forever, the gods deliberately created a "wedge" to restrain mankind.]
[He was born two-thirds god and one-third human, possessing the bloodline of the King of Gods, Anu.]
[The oldest King of Heroes was born as the king of heroes!]
[His name was—Gilgamesh!]
This narration was merely introducing the most basic facts.
In particular, top Heroic Spirits such as King Arthur and the King of Heroes had countless passionate fans throughout the world.
Even those who were not fans had learned about them from various sources long ago.
The King of Heroes was known as the wisest king of all.
The king was wiser than the gods. Everything in the entire country had been organized with incomparable order under his planning.
He had managed every detail of the economy, people's livelihood, education, politics, military affairs, and more, rebuilding his country from the ruins with his own hands.
Smiles filled every person's face, and they worshiped the King of Heroes to the extreme.
The Epic of Gilgamesh claimed that the king had been a tyrant. That was clearly slander spread by later generations!
Some people had been jealous of the king's greatness and recklessly smeared him with filth.
How could someone as wise as the King of Heroes possibly be a greedy, insatiable Chuunibyou Tyrant?
"It's the King of Heroes! My favorite King of Heroes!"
Luo Ya's large eyes sparkled, as though golden coins were floating within them.
He was the richest Heroic Spirit of all.
His Gate of Babylon led to the Golden Capital and contained endless wealth.
Thinking about the relevant information, she nearly drooled. "Oh my god, if I could become the King of Heroes' younger sister or daughter, wouldn't I be able to buy whatever I wanted?"
"Wake up. Young people should prepare properly for working nine-nine-six. Stop dreaming!"
Wei Gong rolled his eyes.
Speaking of which, that Golden Flash had been so adorable as a child. Why had he grown into such a foul-mouthed chuunibyou?
Fortunately, after Wei Gong's warm, considerate, and friendly guidance and education, he had finally returned to normal.
Those two absolutely must not meet. Otherwise, this brat will become even harder to discipline!
"Hmph, I'm never working nine-nine-six. I'm going to find an easy job with a four-day workweek."
Luo Ya answered with complete confidence.
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