I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins
Chapter 148

Little Linlin Is Master's! (Two-in-One)

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Having finally persuaded Lianhua, Jiang Lin bid farewell to Mama Wang and then took Lianhua towards Twin Pearl Peak.

Because lotus flowers are afraid of Sword Flight, and when they do fly on Sword Flight, they would definitely cling to each other to prevent falling off.

Therefore, in order to avoid greening Wu Ke, Jiang Lin had ZZ250 fly while carrying a lotus flower.

Because Lotus Flower was delicate, even though Jiang Lin cast a wind-avoiding spell on her, long-term flight was still very tiring. So, Jiang Lin, Lotus Flower, and the dog flew and stopped frequently along the way.

Since Schrodinger is also afraid of heights, the ZZ250 has a small built-in box, presumably for storing tools, so the Doggy happily climbed inside.

Except when he lands to rest, Schrodinger basically doesn't come out...

Carrying the lotus flower slowed us down considerably, but at least it made us more stable.

Jiang Lin glanced at Lianhua, who was being held by ZZ250, out of the corner of his eye.

Lotus smiled in response.

Along the way, Lotus asked herself many questions, most of which concerned the customs and traditions of the Sun Moon Sect.

However, as Jiang Lin asking questions, he felt that Lianhua always managed to bring up her master and Little Niannian...

Despite being alone with a man, a woman, and a dog, Jiang Lin maintained his distance from Lianhua, and no nosebleeds occurred.

Jiang Lin maintained the excellent habits of meditating while Lianhua took a bath, dodging when Lianhua fell forward, and relieving himself while Lianhua changed clothes.

Finally, after nearly twenty days, Jiang Lin and Lianhua arrived near the Sun Moon Sect.

Feeling the familiar afternoon breeze, and thinking that he would soon see his lovely master and Little Niannian, Jiang Lin, eager to get back home, would have loved to step on the gas and speed into the fray if he wasn't worried that the ZZ250 couldn't keep up with him!

"Old Wang, Old Cow, Dad's home."

Seeing a man and a Minotaur playing their "invented" deck of cards above the Sect Protecting Formation, Jiang Lin shouted.

"Holy crap! Brother Jiang!"

The man and the ox looked towards the sound, and were overjoyed. They immediately gave Jiang Lin a bear hug!

"Haha, Old Cow, your bull's head is getting more and more stylish! I love this hairstyle!"

Brother Jiang is joking.

The Minotaur, known as Old Cow, tossed his green hair.

"Brother Jiang, you've been gone for so long, you must have done a great job. I heard Brother Jiang destroyed a whole Donglin City."

"Hahaha, thank goodness, my performance... Huh? Old Cow, what did you say? What did I ruin?"

"Oh, Brother Jiang, why are you keeping us in suspense?"

Old Wang slapped Jiang Lin's frail shoulder and pulled out a stack of newspapers.

"Brother Jiang, look! It's even in the newspapers! Brother Jiang 're famous now!"

He snatched the newspaper; it was the NC Daily from Wutong Province, Black Tortoise City.

At the top of the newspaper, the headline was in huge, bold black font:

[The world is going to hell! Is Jiang Lin of the Demon Sect no longer satisfied with humans?! Let us take you into the world of Jiang Lin of the Sun Moon Sect and the Eight-Tailed Black Fox's romantic encounter in the street that night!]

"Damn it! What romance? Romance? Romance my foot! Have you ever seen romance involve risking your life?!"

"Brother Jiang, don't be angry yet, here's more." Old Cow handed over the newspaper he had prepared to use as toilet paper.

[Penguin Gossip Headline: Jiang Sun Moon Sect Jiang Lin and the Eight-Tailed Black Fox fought a full night, rolling around on each other and destroying countless houses! Their screams filled the air.]

Jiang Lin's forehead was already covered in black lines.

Old Sina headlines:

[Jiang Lin, a member of the Demon Sect, was hunted down by a fox-spirit woman for cheating on multiple women! She even tied him up! As shown in the picture...]

The image depicts Jiang Lin entangled by Eight-Tailed Black Fox... the fox's tails resemble octopus tentacles...

"This!"

Jiang Lin took a deep breath, feeling a little dizzy...

"Brother Jiang! What's wrong? Are Brother Jiang perhaps weakened after your battle with that black fox?"

Old Cow quickly helped Jiang Lin up.

"Get out... this is a frame-up!"

Jiang Lin crumpled the newspaper into a ball, feeling a lump in his throat.

He clearly saved three million people, so how did he become a villain?

"I didn't do any of this. If you don't believe me, ask Lotus. I'm the great hero who saved Donglin City." Jiang Lin turned his head. "Lotus Girl, right?"

Lotus's eyes flickered, and she softly replied, "Young Master Jiang... um... is that Fox Demon prettier than Lotus?"

"..."

"Alright, Brother Jiang, what's the big deal? We're all villains, we didn't kill anyone or rob anyone. So what if we fought the Fox Demon demon for thousands of rounds?" Old Wang put his arm around Jiang Lin's arm. "Brother Jiang, wasn't that Fox Demon beautiful?"

"That Fox Demon is Kong... Sigh, never mind."

Everyone says unscrupulous reporters are everywhere, and Jiang Lin is now truly experiencing it firsthand...

What's the harm in explaining it to them? Can I explain it to everyone else?

If I'm not mistaken, there must have been gossip reporters hiding somewhere, and they hid when the battle broke out. Even though they didn't see anything, that didn't stop them from making up their own stories.

Once such a gossip headline emerges, other gossip reporters will certainly not be outdone, and will continue to speculate on their own interpretations based on the original ones.

It got so obscure that it could even be the subject of a book!

"By the way, how many days has this newspaper been out? Does my master know about it?"

Old Cow scratched his armpit. "We don't know about that, but the newspaper just came out today. Brother Jiang, didn't you subscribe to two semi-annual copies of the gossip newspaper? It should be sent over by now."

"Hopefully it hasn't been sent yet."

Jiang Lin had already guessed what his master would think if he saw this newspaper: he would definitely cry day and night by his side, until he was dehydrated...

"Oh right, is this Lotus? The girl Wu Ke keeps telling us to find?"

Old Wang looked at Lotus, who was being held by ZZ250.

"With delicate features and an air of otherworldly refinement, Wu Ke has quite the eye for talent."

"It is indeed quite beautiful." Old Cow patted the flower and pulled it out of his crotch, then flaunted his green bangs. "Lotus, a great sword suits a hero, and a flower suits a beauty. Please don't find it offensive, Lotus."

"Watch out, Wu Ke's bald head might kill you." Jiang Lin kicked Old Cow away. "By the way, is Wu Ke in the cult?"

"Oh, Wu Ke went to the Ten Thousand Buddhas Continent (also known as Bodhi Continent, a common name for it), and I heard he won't be back for another month."

"I see... How about Lotus Lotus comes with me to Twin Pearl Peak first?"

Lotus nodded. "Mm."

"Alright, we're off now. Let's go out for drinks another day."

After bidding farewell to the Minotaur and Old Wang, Jiang Lin and Lianhua entered the Sun Moon Sect Protecting Formation.

The moment Jiang Lin stepped into the Sect Protecting Formation, he truly felt like he had come home.

"Lotus, you must be scared. But Lotus, don't worry. Don't let Old Cow's Minotaur -like appearance fool you, he's actually quite serious, emmm... except for the fact that he sometimes climbs trees with the sow."

Lotus shook her head. "Young Master Jiang, there's no need to worry. I can sense that anyone who can get along with Young Master Jiang is definitely not a bad person."

"Hahaha." Jiang Lin blushed. "Lotus is just spouting nonsense, but Lotus has good judgment; we are indeed all upright people."

The two continued flying towards Twin Pearl Peak.

Although Jiang Lin really wanted to fly directly to Twin Pearl Peak, Jiang Lin decided to take a longer route and act as a tour guide so that Lotus could get used to the environment and not be so unfamiliar and scared.

Listening to Jiang Lin's explanation, Lotus, who was being held by ZZ250, also looked at the Sun Moon Sect.

Before coming here, Lianhua always thought of the Sun Moon Sect as a noisy, dirty, and dark place. The reason she followed Jiang Lin Jiang Lin was because she believed in him.

Lotus believed that a man who was unwilling to force her and even spoke his true feelings to her was capable of protecting her and would not harm her.

But to my surprise, the Sun Moon Sect was living in such a beautiful state.

The faint cries of cranes echoed in the sky, and an owl chased after an eagle with a clucking laugh, the two seemingly playing together.

One after another, verdant mountain peaks stand harmoniously in various places, surrounded by white clouds, resembling a fairyland.

By descending the flight altitude and looking down, one can see the peaceful and harmonious town below.

Some people were shirtless with their arms around each other's shoulders; some elderly people were selling calligraphy at stalls; and some boys, girls, and children were playing with birds together.

Even an old woman would walk up to a horse-drawn carriage, only to fall down before even hitting it, and she seemed to enjoy it immensely, probably because she had difficulty walking.

Not only that, but there was also a man covered in bandages strolling around with an adorable yellow mouse, which, according to Young Master Jiang, was called Pikachu.

It's hard to imagine. Is this Demon Sect, or are all Demon Sect like this?

After wandering around for a while, as they approached Twin Pearl Peak, Jiang Lin's heart began to race, and the figures of his master and Little Niannian began to appear before him.

I haven't seen Little Niannian for several months. Little Niannian if she's grown taller?

Could Master have broken through to a higher level again?

Have the flower and plant spirits on the mountain been eliminated?

But it doesn't matter if they're not removed, since I'll soon have Indestructible Kidney! What's there to be afraid of those flower and plant spirits?

"Master! Niannian! I'm back~~~~"

Jiang Lin shouted at the Twin Pearl Peak still in the distance, his voice echoing far and wide.

Seeing Jiang Lin's happy expression, Lianhua smiled slightly.

Young Master Jiang's master and Niannian must be very important to Young Master Jiang, I've never seen Young Master Jiang so happy before.

"Hail... Hail..."

"Niannian is so good, come and follow Mommy..."

"Mmm... Hy-whoosh... Hy-whoosh..."

Meanwhile, on Twin Pearl Peak, a large and a small figure were constantly brandishing wooden swords.

The woman was dressed in palace attire, with long eyelashes and eyes as white as silk. Every time she wielded her sword, it was as graceful as a flowing dance, and every swing of the sword in her hand made her eyes shimmer.

The girl has a chubby tail, her long silver hair looks exceptionally beautiful in the sunlight, her bright eyes are earnest and adorable, and the Xiao Xiao horns peeking out from her little head are incredibly delicate.

"Hmm? Niannian, what's wrong?"

Seeing that Little Niannian beside her had stopped practicing her sword dance, the woman put down her wooden sword, squatted down, and gently wiped the beads of sweat from Niannian's forehead.

"Mommy, Niannian can smell poop."

"Maybe Niannian misses her dad too much." Jiang Yuni gently stroked Niannian's little head.

In fact, Jiang Yuni also seemed to have heard Jiang Lin's voice just now.

But this isn't the first time. Lately, the clothes that smell of Little Lin have been fading more and more, and I've been having trouble sleeping at night. I feel uneasy because I keep hearing Little Lin's voice.

"Mommy, Niannian misses Daddy." Holding the Small Wooden Sword in her tiny hand, Niannian lowered her head, her large eyes slightly moist, like gems soaked in water.

"Niannian..." Looking at Little Niannian's appearance, Jiang Yuni's heart tightened, and she gently hugged Little Niannian in her arms.

Aren't I the same?

"Huh? Daddy..."

"Huh? Niannian, what did you say...?"

As soon as the woman finished speaking, a familiar sword aura slowly landed.

Surprised, the woman lowered her eyes slightly, her eyes becoming slightly moist, and her body even trembled slightly.

"Master! Niannian!"

"Daddy!"

"Little Lin!"

As soon as Jiang Lin steadied himself, Little Niannian pounced on his face like a flying dragon, her chubby tail wagging incessantly, her little head rubbing against Jiang Lin 'Jiang Lin forehead, her happy eyes narrowing into two little crescent moons.

Jiang Lin's vision blurred as the flying dragon rode on his face, followed by a feeling of softness.

"Little Lin ~~~~ Little Lin ~~~"

Jiang Yuni dribbled the ball and bumped into someone again, clinging to Jiang Lin like a koala, constantly rubbing against Jiang Lin's chest.

"Oh, Master, there's also Lotus! Master, please have some self-respect, please have some self-respect~~~~"

With Little Niannian "plop," Jiang Lin yanked Xiao Niannian off his head and lifted her high. Seeing his master's happy expression, Jiang Lin was at a loss for words.

"Daddy, who is this older sister...?"

Just as Jiang Yuni kept rubbing against Jiang Lin's chest, thinking about going to buy "Spring Breeze Leaves No Trace" tonight, Nian Nian, who was being lifted high by her father Niannian, looked at Lian Hua to the side and asked.

Hearing Niannian's voice, Jiang Yuni, who was buried in Jiang Lin's arms, was also stunned for a moment. Only then did she realize that there were other women's scents!

Turning his head in Jiang Lin's arms, he saw a pretty woman standing not far away.

She has delicate features, but isn't as pretty or cute as me. She has a good figure and good proportions, but isn't as big as me! Her legs are quite long, but my actual legs are much longer than hers! Phew... thankfully... I'm still prettier...

But... what if Little Lin actually likes this type? Little Lin even brought her home; it was the first time Little Lin had ever brought a girl home.

Could it be...?

Suddenly, upon seeing the lotus flower, Jiang Yuni felt as if he had been struck by lightning!

Even in the foolish master's mind, he had already imagined all sorts of scenarios: Little Linlin and this girl getting married and consummating their marriage, then the girl taking Little Lin for herself and even kicking him out of the house...

"Little Linlin is mine!"

Standing at only 1.5 meters tall, Jiang Yuni immediately jumped down from Jiang Lin's arms, spreading her arms like a chick guarding its food to block Jiang Lin's path.

"Master, what are you saying! This is Lotus, my friend."

Jiang Lin flicked his master's forehead with a stick.

With a soft "Awoo," Jiang Yuni crouched down, clutching her little head, and looked at Jiang Lin through teary eyes.

However, Jiang Yuni quickly stood up again, still blocking Jiang Lin's way, pouting and glaring fiercely at Lianhua:

"No matter what, Little Linlin is my master!"

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