Big Idiot... (Two-in-One)

Before the Sect Martial Arts Competition, this small part of Jiang Dapao's storyline within the Sun Moon Sect might lean towards slice-of-life moments, romantic scenes, and heartwarming moments...

It's really not that I'm deliberately being sarcastic~~~ There's a lot of foreshadowing~~~It will all be useful later...]

Jiang Lin was stunned when he saw the newspaper report about Chen Jia.

No wonder I haven't even seen Chen Jia's face since I returned to Twin Pearl Peak almost a week ago; it turns out she went to the Ten Thousand Buddhas Continent (Bodhi Continent).

And they even went directly to someone's temple to have a friendly sparring match...

Looking at that pure and lovely profile in the newspaper.

For some reason, Jiang Lin felt a surge of pressure.

Has this little girl broken her mirror again?

This is outrageous!

If she were to punch him in the chest again, his sternum would be broken...

In addition, Jiang Lin discovered a serious problem.

It's because the people around me seem to be making progress.

Of course, I haven't been without progress, but it seems the other person's advancement is much greater...

Especially Master. Don't be fooled by the fact that Master looks like a little child. Even if I gently tap Master's head, Master will just pout and look at me with You You gaze.

But my master has already Jade Purity Realm Mid-Stage, which means that my master has a lifespan of ten thousand years.

Even if I reach the Dragon Gate Realm, it will only be a thousand years. How can that be acceptable?

What if I become an old man, and my master, whose appearance remains unchanged, is still a young girl? Wouldn't that be heartbreaking...?

Then there's the matter of the Dragon Gate Sect proposing marriage.

Even if you want to blow two of your opponent's heads off, you need to have the skill, otherwise you'll just get your own head blown off...

There's also the Sect Grand Tournament, and the minimum strength requirement for the Sect Grand Tournament is the Dragon Gate Realm, while I... am still only at the Sea Gazing Realm...

He doesn't even have the right to enter.

In conclusion, Jiang Lin felt the urgency of upgrading.

There are still 5 months until the Sect Grand Tournament.

Jiang Lin felt he couldn't waste these five months; he needed to focus on his training, and he also needed to ask Xiao Hei to make some equipment for him.

"Daddy~~~Daddy~~~"

Just as Jiang Lin was thinking about his "how to level up quickly in five months", Little Niannian climbed onto Jiang Lin Jiang Lin's lap, snuggled into his arms, and tugged at Jiang Lin's clothes with her cute little hands.

Jiang Lin kissed Niannian's chubby cheek. "Niannian, what's wrong?"

Little Niannian, wearing tiny white socks, stood up on Jiang Lin's lap, her cute toes gently rising as if she wanted to whisper something to her dad. Jiang Lin lowered his head in response.

Little Niannian's gentle voice softly brushed against Jiang Lin's ear. "Daddy... Mommy seems a little unhappy... Daddy shouldn't bully Yuni Mommy..."

[Hmm, is Master unhappy?]

Jiang Lin peeked out from the newspaper and saw his master pouting and angrily biting into his bread, refusing even the honey.

This adorable look clearly showed she was sulking, though Jiang Lin had no idea what had happened...

"Master?"

Putting down the newspaper, Jiang Lin hugged Niannian and tentatively asked.

"Snort!"

Jiang Yuni Paste, who was eating bread, turned its head away.

Jiang Lin scratched his head, gently put Niannian's Little Shoes on the ground, Jiang Lin over and squatted in front of Jiang Yuni, who was sitting on the stone bench, and softly called out:

"Master?"

"Hmph!" Jiang Yuni turned her little head Little Linlin anymore."

"Master, I was wrong." Jiang Lin smiled and gently scraped the breadcrumbs off his master's lips. "I was really wrong."

Jiang Yuni crossed her arms and asked, "Where did Little Lin go wrong?"

"Well..." Jiang Lin smiled, "I don't know..."

"You bad guy! Big Bad Egg! Little Lin is Big Bad Egg, all he does is try to fool his master, Big Bad Egg!"

The angry master clenched his little fist and kept pounding it on Jiang Lin's chest. Jiang Lin didn't feel any pain at all. In fact, with the "dududu" sound of the little fist hitting his chest, Jiang Lin felt like he was going to bleed from cuteness.

"Alright, alright, Master, please don't be angry anymore." Jiang Lin smiled and took Jiang Yuni's small fist into his palm. "Little Lin owes Master something, and Little Lin remembers. What does Master want?"

"Little Lin, do you still remember?"

The Jiang Yuni, held in the palm of the hand, didn't struggle, but it tilted its head slightly, acting a little sulky.

"Of course I remember." Jiang Lin rubbed his master's head as if coaxing a child.

Little Niannian walked over, tugging at Jiang Lin's clothes, her big, bright eyes sparkling with anticipation as she looked at her daddy. "Daddy~~~ Niannian also tries very hard to miss Daddy, and she also studies and practices swordsmanship very hard."

At this moment, Jiang Lin realized that his Little Niannian was actually a Xiao Xiao angry and aggrieved.

After all, Little Niannian was looking forward to going home, but after returning home, she spent the last three or four days getting up early and working late to go to the Mission Hall to hand over the missions in Donglin City and deal with the lotus matters, and for a while she forgot about her family.

He even reads the newspaper while eating.

From this perspective, it seems that the master's motivation stemmed not only from the "promise" but also from his own busy schedule these past few days.

"I'm sorry, Niannian, it's Daddy's fault. Niannian has been very obedient and well-behaved." Jiang Lin ruffled Little Niannian's long, silvery-white hair. "When Niannian comes home from school, she can practice her swordplay for Daddy, okay?"

"Yes, Niannian is really amazing now."

Watching Little Niannian's chubby little tail wag happily, Jiang Lin felt a warmth in his heart and gave Little Niannian another kiss on the cheek.

"Master, look, Little Niannian has forgiven me. Master is your mom, so it wouldn't be good if you threw a tantrum again."

"I..."

Jiang Yuni lowered her head, her little face slightly flushed.

[Ahhh! Little Linlin is so cunning! She clearly wanted to act cute again, but she knew how to use Niannian to restrain herself. Humph! So mean!]

Just as Jiang Yuni was complaining in her heart, the woman felt as if there was a shadow in front of her. Jiang Lin got up and leaned over.

"Huh?"

Jiang Yuni's long hair was gently pulled up from behind, and when she came to her senses, a crystal-clear white jade necklace was already tied around the woman's fair neck.

The original jade for this necklace was found by Jiang Lin when he was trying to trick Lianhua into buying a jade pendant.

Perhaps it was fate, but as soon as Jiang Lin saw this jade, he thought of the one his master wore.

This tiny piece, less than half the size of a thumb, was originally the shop owner's prized possession. However, thanks to his financial resources and a painting he had personally drawn of a beautiful woman playing the flute, the shop owner finally sold it to him.

This jade is not the same jade pendant given to Lotus. Lotus's was just an ordinary jade pendant; after all, it was just to fool Lotus. Jiang Lin really couldn't bear to part with it.

When Wu Ke returned, Jiang Lin even planned to ask Wu Ke to reimburse him for the ordinary jade pendant.

Before his master could even react in surprise, Jiang Lin put another Xiao Hong string around Little Niannian's wrist.

A small glass ornament hangs from the Red String. Although it is an ordinary item, it is also a prized possession of the shop.

For ordinary people, the jade around Master's neck and the glass on Niannian's wrist might be very expensive, but for cultivators, even the most expensive mortal items aren't that valuable.

There are probably very few cultivators like Jiang Lin who are interested in mortal items.

However, Jiang Lin always felt that it didn't matter whether he gave someone a gift or a magical artifact.

The best gift for someone you like is something you cherish most.

However, the master's bracelet and Niannian's necklace were not untouched.

Half of the fine threads in the Red String used to string the pendant and the glass were obtained by Jiang Lin from Divine Temple in Donglin City, while the other half was a "Good Fortune Rope" from the system's shopping mall.

Unbelievable! Those few threads from the system cost 10,000 Notoriety Points! Jiang Lin wanted to chop up the system!

"It's so pretty! Is this a gift for Niannian?"

"Yes, it's a gift from Daddy to Niannian."

Jiang Lin blushed slightly. He had originally planned to package it up and surprise Niannian and his master that evening, but he hadn't expected to take it out now.

"Does Niannian like it?"

"I love it, thank you, Daddy."

Niannian tiptoed and kissed Jiang Lin on the cheek, making Jiang Lin's happy eyes turn into a comical expression.

Turning his head, Jiang Lin was startled to see his master stroking the Xiao Xiao pendant on his chest with a hazy look in his eyes!

Was she moved to tears by her own appearance, or by the ugly pendant?

Surely not? I at least used the lotus-shaped jade pendant (doge emoji) that was given to me as a practice item.

Is this pendant really that ugly? It made my master cry from how ugly it was?

"Master, I actually carved this pendant myself, but it seems a bit rough around the edges. Should I get it reworked?"

Jiang Lin reached out to wrap his hand around his master's fair neck and take off the necklace.

"No!"

Like a hamster guarding its chestnuts, Jiang Yuni covered the necklace and turned to the side.

Watching his master hold the necklace in his palm, his eyes sparkling like a galaxy, and the slight upturn of his lips more captivating than the full moon, was utterly mesmerizing.

"Little Lin has already given it to me, Master... I like it very much..."

The morning sunlight slowly streamed down, falling on the master's bright smile. The woman gazing intently at the pendant seemed to be looking at the most precious treasure in the world, a strand of hair brushing against her cheek.

Master is really good at coaxing people.

Jiang Lin felt that his thoughts were selfish and wrong.

But if possible.

Jiang Lin only hoped that his master could maintain his current state of mind, and remain innocent, lovely, and carefree for the rest of his life. That was enough for him; he could handle everything else himself.

Watching a strand of black hair brush against his master's fair cheek, Jiang Lin reached out and gently tucked it behind his master's ear. He then used his finger to lightly wipe away the bread crumbs from the corner of his master's mouth. The beautifully drawn lips, like those outlined with a vermilion brush, stirred Jiang Lin's heartstrings.

"What's wrong?"

Noticing Jiang Lin's gaze, Jiang Yuni lowered her eyes slightly.

Being looked at like this by the person she deeply loves, the woman, who is usually so assertive and aggressive, blushed slightly and lowered her eyes, looking as shy as a woman on her wedding day who was just lifting her Red Veil.

High attack and zero defense seems to apply to Tsundere only.

Jiang Lin smiled and said, "It's nothing, I just realized that Master is actually very handsome."

What do you mean by "actually very good-looking"? Master is good-looking to begin with.

Jiang Yuni snorted and turned her head away. Although she was pouting, she was actually overjoyed inside.

Little Lin would only coax her and keep praising her looks when she acted cute.

But just now, Little Lin actually praised himself...

Hehehe...

I'm so happy.

If she hadn't used her Spiritual Power to forcibly suppress the increasingly rapid churning of her blood, the crimson on the woman's cheeks would have spread to her delicate collarbone.

Having spent nearly ten years with his master Jiang Lin naturally knew that his master's anger was about to subside.

Pressing his advantage, Jiang Lin continued to coax his master as if he were a little girl, following the same old routine.

Finally, the master said Tsundere:

"Little Linlin, give your master a kiss, and your master will forgive Little Linlin."

"Master, stop fooling around, or I'll just bring the gift over."

Hearing his master's impolite (exciting) request, Jiang Lin stood up and gently flicked his master's fair forehead.

Although I often kissed my master's face when I was a child.

But now that I'm all grown up, it would be really embarrassing to kiss him like that.

"Then Master will personally take care of Little Lin."

Before Jiang Lin could react, Jiang Yuni jumped up and kissed Jiang Lin on the cheek before quickly running back into the house.

"Ah... Mommy's so cunning, Niannian wants some too."

Little Niannian flew up, and the flying dragon kissed Jiang Lin on the other side of his face.

Stroking Little Niannian's head and looking at his shy master hiding in the room, Jiang Lin felt like he had reached the pinnacle of his life.

And Master's shy look is so cute...

"Master, I've taken Niannian to school."

Jiang Lin, who had already decided not to wash his face for a whole day, shouted at the little thatched hut.

After cleaning up the dishes, Jiang Lin took Little Niannian and left Twin Pearl Peak.

After Jiang Lin left, in the small thatched hut on Twin Pearl Peak, the woman peeked out, pouting angrily, You You:

"Big Idiot..."

She opened the door and stepped out of the Thatched Cottage, sitting on a small stone stool. Jiang Yuni seemed to never tire of looking at the pendant on her chest.

"I thought my dear leader would only be infatuated with Jiang Lin's clothes, but I didn't expect him to be so infatuated with a pendant. Jiang Lin must have given it to him."

After Jiang Lin left, Fang Ruo, slowly floated down.

Upon arrival, she saw her adorable cult leader holding a pendant, happily waving her little feet incessantly.

"Hmph, what do you know?"

Jiang Yuni blushed slightly after her little scheme was exposed. She put the pendant into her collar, and the woman transformed.

Her long, neat, jet-black hair reached her waist, and a black dress appeared on her body in an instant. Her delicate eyebrows and exquisite face, along with her slender and perfect figure, were no less impressive than the Nine-tailed Sky Fox beneath the veil.

The Sun Moon Dual Cultivation Great Art has a derivative Shape-Shifting Technique.

Unlike other Illusion Technique and Disguise Technique, this is a true change of form; of course, there are only two forms.

For women, one is the adorable and coquettish Jiang Yuni, and the other is the aloof and stunningly beautiful leader of the Sun Moon Sect, Jiang Yu Ni.

"Greetings, Your Sect Leader."

Fang Ruo also bowed to her best friend repeatedly.

What is it?

Sitting on the stone bench where Jiang Lin had sat, Jiang Yuni crossed her long, slender legs, her expression serene and beautiful.

Straightening up, Fang Ruo's expression was more serious than ever before.

"Reporting to the Master, the Demon Sword has appeared in the East Sea Penglai Continent."

On the stone bench, the Woman in Black Dress frowned slightly.