I Will Tear That Flower-Picking Thief to Pieces!
"Jiang Lin the Lecherous Thief! Give my Goddess her innocence!"
"Jiang Lin the Lecherous Thief! Come out here!"
Jiang Lin! You beast!
"Flower-Picking Thief, you promised to treat me to bananas! You big liar! Big Pig Trotter!"
Early in the morning, noisy sounds kept coming from below the inn.
Jiang Lin frowned and moved the bird leg that was Diao Da on him away.
Half -Mi Hu asleep, Jiang Lin wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth with his Diao Da wings and smacked his lips.
The Diao Da and asked, "Who's making noise down there?"
Wu Ke: "I don't know, don't worry about it, keep sleeping."
Fang Chaoqun: "But it's so noisy."
Diao Da: "Jiji Bo, go chase them away, they're making so much noise!"
Jiji Bo scratched his belly. "I'm not going~~~ I dreamt about Feifei ~~~ Feifei ~~~"
Jiang Lin: "Niannian ~~~~ Master~~~"
Diao Da: "Why do I hear Brother Jiang's voice?"
Wu Ke: "No... don't talk nonsense... Brother Jiang's life is hanging in the balance right now, let's go to sleep..."
Jiang Lin: "Hehehe, Master, let me see!"
Jiji Bo: "I think I heard Brother Jiang's voice too."
Another loud shout came from downstairs, "Jiang Lin! You lecher! Get out here!"
Brother Jiang!
"Holy crap! Brother Jiang! You're back!"
"Brother Jiang, why are you dressed as a woman!"
Brother Jiang! You look so... so beautiful in women's clothing!
"Brother Jiang! Wake up! Someone's come to collect a debt!"
"Debt collector?! Who's collecting debts! I have no money! Don't worry, Master! I'll go on a mission right away and meet my targets!"
Suddenly, Jiang Lin sat up in bed!
Startled awake from his dream, Jiang Lin looked around, then realized that he was now living a comfortable life, having accomplished the ten-year goal of Twin Pearl Peak...
"Diao Da! What are you talking about?! You scared the hell out of me..."
Jiang Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief and slapped the Diao Da bird's head with his hand.
Seeing Jiang Lin so full of life, the Diao Da wiped away its tears and wrapped its wings around him, saying, "Brother Jiang Lin, I never thought you were still alive! You scared me to death!"
"Yeah, Brother Jiang, we were planning to go rescue you after we'd had a good rest. Why did you scare us like that?"
"Brother Jiang, may this humble monk peek under your skirt?"
"Roll!"
Jiang Lin kicked Wu Ke away, who was about to lift her skirt. After breaking free from the Diao Da wings, she walked to the window and opened it a crack. Downstairs, the various voices of condemnation resumed.
"Brother Jiang, you didn't actually sleep with that female cultivator from the Empty Spirit Sect, did you?"
Wu Ke and the others also joined in. On the street below the inn, many cultivators had already formed circles around the inn. If it weren't for the fact that martial arts were prohibited in Empty Spirit City, they probably would have rushed up there.
Jiang Lin was also quite bewildered by this scene.
Hearing them shouting things like "Give me back Miss Mo Li's innocence!" "You actually stole Miss Mo Li's undergarment!" "You lecher! Only the strong deserve to possess Miss Mo Li, fight me to the death!" Jiang Lin felt even more confused.
This isn't scientific... wait... this isn't cultivation...
How did they know they had seen Mo Li? And how did they know they had stolen Mo Li's undergarment?
This should only be something I know about; even Mo Li doesn't know I stole her undergarment...
Wait... a bellyband...
Oh no! I forgot to return the undergarment!
Jiang Lin was startled! He suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to put the undergarment back in Miss Mo Li's room when he left.
That undergarment is still lying in its Storage Bag.
This is like a time bomb.
What if this undergarment were to be revealed someday? I'd be in big trouble!
Putting aside everyone else, just the Empty Spirit Sect —even if he escaped to the End of the World, they probably wouldn't let him go...
I've heard that the White Bone Kingdom of the Ten Thousand Demons Continent was driven out of the Demon Empty Spirit Sect by the Demon Race World!
No way! I have to make sure I deal with the undergarment in my Storage Bag, otherwise I won't be able to sleep soundly.
Should we just throw it away?
Is it wrong to just leave a girl's underwear lying around like that...?
As for selling it, that's even more impossible; it's better to just buy it yourself.
"Brother Jiang, what should we do now?"
The animals, including Jiji Bo, looked at Jiang Lin with adoration.
As expected of Brother Jiang! I thought Brother Jiang was in grave danger at the Empty Spirit Sect.
Unexpectedly, Brother Jiang's casual backhand not only allowed him to escape, but also allowed him to pick a flower in that short time!
This is practically a little bee in the flower garden of my Sun Moon Sect!
Looking at the eyes of Jiji Bo and the other animals, Jiang Lin knew what they were thinking, but he didn't want to explain anymore. Even if he said no, they wouldn't believe him.
and...
Jiang Lin looked at the people downstairs, some of whom were speaking very loudly and aggressively.
This is clearly a shill!
There's definitely something fishy about this. My whereabouts have definitely been exposed, or I've even been followed.
But what exactly is their purpose? Is it for me or for Mo Li? And why are they doing this?
Moreover, the fact that they were able to track my movements into the Empty Spirit Sect and even know about the back mountain of the Empty Spirit Sect means that the other party is definitely not simple!
Is it because I'm too handsome? Have some dark force set its sights on me?
Thinking about it that way, it really might be true!
What should I do... I'm starting to panic...
Wrong!
Why are you panicking!
Aren't I a part of the dark forces myself?! I'm the villain!
Looks like a villain is trying to steal my job!
Just as Jiang Lin was stroking his chin in thought, the disciples of the Empty Spirit Sect Ride the Wind on the sky!
"Sect Leader..."
In a small courtyard on the Empty Spirit Sect Main Peak, an elder from the Empty Spirit Sect's Wind Gathering Hall (Intelligence Bureau) paid his respects.
"It's the Ya Suo, what happened? Did you catch that kid?"
Upon seeing Elder Wind Gathering Hall arrive, the Sect Leader Empty Spirit Sect put down the <Tutoring Institution Review Guide> he was holding, circled a few shops, and planned to have his children tutored there in the future...
"Reporting to the Sect Leader, that brat got away."
"They ran away?"
The Sect Leader of the Empty Spirit Sect was slightly taken aback, but quickly shook his head.
"Forget it, as long as Mo Li is alright, that's all that matters. Let him go. If I had really killed him, not only would my friend have fallen out with me, but my Martial Niece Qing Wan would have become our mortal enemy. It's not worth it."
Moreover, that kid is also a sword prodigy. The sword path of our Wutong Province has long been overshadowed by the other eight continents. If we really kill him, it will be an irreparable loss to the fate of our Wutong Province's sword path."
"The Sect Leader is very magnanimous..."
Elder Ya Suo bowed, wanting to say something, but felt it was really inappropriate to speak now.
"Ya Suo, just say what you want to say. Why are you stammering like a woman? Back when you went for tutoring, weren't you quite decisive?"
"This..." Ya Suo bowed again, quietly approached the old man, and whispered in his ear.
The Sect Leader the Empty Spirit Sect's face grew increasingly dark!
Snap!
As soon as Ya Suo finished speaking, the Sect Leader the Empty Spirit Sect slammed his fist on the table and stood up! He shattered the boulder with his bare hands!
"I will tear that Flower-Picking Thief thief to pieces!"