This Is What Falling for Someone Feels Like! (Two-in-One)

Inside Zheng's thatched hut, steam rose slowly, and there seemed to be the sound of flowing water.

It seems Zheng is taking a bath.

At that moment, Jiang Lin suddenly had a bold idea!

That is, carefully sneaking into the thatched hut, and then, "Oops, sorry, my foot slipped," accidentally running into his bathroom.

Once inside, I can see if the other person is male.

Is he a guy or a girl...?

This was a question that had been troubling Jiang Lin Jiang Lin for a long time; otherwise, even though he had been guessing, that doubt in his heart would still remain...

Curiosity is one of the three major steps in human progress!

Just do it! Don't suppress yourself!

Swallowing hard, Jiang Lin's trembling hand gripped the doorknob, his heart pounding and cold sweat beading on his Jiang Lin.

"Forget it, it's too much of a loss; someone could die."

Just as Jiang Lin was about to push open the door, Jiang Lin chickened out...

No! This isn't cowardice! This is following my heart!

But to be fair, if Zheng really was a woman, then my rushing in like that...

Let's set aside whether the Demon Race World has a custom like "If you see my body, either I kill you or you marry me."

Just Zheng's fiery temper alone is enough to give him a run for his money.

I reckon this guy will chase me to the End of the World, and won't stop until he kills me.

But what if it's a man?

A handsome young man?

A man? Wouldn't that be even more...?

No, no, I'm not a fencer.

If it were a boy, just thinking about Zheng's arrogant and temperamental demeanor from before, to be honest, Jiang Lin felt that it would leave a considerable shadow on his heart...

Therefore, in every aspect, I'm at a loss, so why should I even bother?

Therefore, Jiang Lin decided to head back home, thus making his gender Hideyoshi.

While curiosity is one of the steps that leads to human progress, it also killed the cat!

However, just as Jiang Lin turned to leave...

[bite...]

The system's voice rang in Jiang Lin's mind, and Jiang Lin mentally cursed the system's family tree.

[The protagonist is detected taking a shower. The host is nearby, triggering the "Lucky Pervert" quest.]

[Task - Lucky Pervert: 1. Please enter the protagonist's bathroom, lie down in the bathtub with the protagonist, and scrub their back. 2. Please enter the protagonist's bathroom, overturn their bathtub, and shout, "What the hell are you doing! I'll smash the bathtub to pieces!"]

[Task Reward: System Brand Soap: Can wash away all dirt and impurities from your body (Stains disappear without a trace, look for System Brand Soap ~)]

[Please complete the task within five minutes. Task selection countdown begins: 3...2...1...]

"I choose number two!"

With the system countdown in its final second, Jiang Lin made his first and most important choice since Dream-Eating Palace.

[Confirm selection. The system can secretly break the thatched hut magic array for the host, costing 5,000 Notoriety Points per use. Host, do you wish to purchase?]

"Buy!"

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Is hard work the most important thing in life? Or is talent?

No! The most important thing is how you choose!

Jiang Lin made his choice tonight!

Although he didn't know the difference between the two options...

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Lin opened the door to the Thatched Cottage!

At this moment, the barrier that Zheng had designed in his thatched hut had been completely broken.

Jiang Lin cautiously reached inside.

The countdown had already begun, and in Jiang Lin's mind, time was ticking away second by second!

The thatched hut Zheng built for himself wasn't like the one Jiang Lin and Zhen Xian had, which only had one room. Instead, it had a master bedroom and a bathroom.

Unbeknownst to him, Jiang Lin had already reached the door of the bathroom where Zheng was.

At the doorway, Jiang Lin could even faintly hear the sound of water being poured on him, and it seemed that he had used something that emitted a medicinal fragrance.

Only then did Jiang Lin remember that Zheng seemed to have gone to fight and train with the Golden Core Realm Demon Beast again today. That Demon Beast was at the peak of the Golden Core Realm. Although he did not suffer any serious injuries, his Spiritual Power was greatly depleted.

He is currently absorbing spiritual herbs to restore his Spiritual Power!

Great opportunity!

Although Jiang Lin also felt that it was somewhat shameless of him to take advantage of someone when they were weak!

However, at least for now, it's certain that this person, whose Spiritual Power is extremely depleted, can't defeat themselves!

As long as I rush in, smash their bathtub, and then turn and run, they definitely won't be able to catch me!

Let's do it! Hesitation means defeat!

Jiang Lin took a deep breath, then put on a Pikachu mask. With only two minutes left on the countdown, Jiang Lin kicked the door open!

"Boom!"

Jiang Lin kicked the wooden door right down to the ground!

In the large bathtub, big enough for a person to lie down, Zheng, who was meditating and absorbing the medicinal liquid to restore his Spiritual Power, suddenly opened his eyes.

In that instant, Zheng realized that instead of attacking with magic first, he should directly use Illusion Technique magic to cover his body.

Honestly, Jiang Lin felt that even without Illusion Technique, with the bathtub so deep, he could only see half of the other person's head!

Zheng is still completely confused!

The magic array I set up is a secret array of extremely high grade!

Even those at the Nascent Soul Realm can't break through it! It can be said that within this Dream-Eating Palace, even if something really happens, one can survive until the end of time by relying on the magic array.

But why was it broken so easily? And I didn't even sense it at all?

Even though she was puzzled and surprised, she still chanted the incantation as quickly as possible, and with a forceful slap, the splashing bathwater droplets transformed into sharp spikes that flew towards Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin dared not use his sword energy to defend, as it would allow him to be recognized! So he simply used his Martial Warrior True Qi to withstand the attack!

The water spikes tore at Jiang Lin's clothes, but Zheng was too weak, and Jiang Lin's Martial Warrior Fourth Realm was extraordinary. So the water spikes only left bloody marks on Jiang Lin's body.

"Not good!"

When Zheng, who hadn't even thought of calling for help, realized something was wrong, the masked man with the strange, yet somewhat cute, orange-yellow color rapidly enlarged in Zheng's eyes.

In less than a breath, Jiang Lin was already standing in front of his bathtub!

This is the feeling of being smitten!

She sat in the bathtub, her long, beautiful black hair gleaming faintly. Crystal-clear, green medicinal liquid droplets slid slowly down her hair, dripping into the bathtub and creating ripples.

Even more striking was her fair, delicate skin, as smooth as tofu, especially her small, oval face flushed slightly from the Medicinal Bath, and the water droplets still clinging to the eyelashes of her large, beautiful eyes.

Unbelievable!

Is this really a man?

Are men really that good-looking?

It seems like it's not unheard of... In my past life, when I went to a comic convention and entered the men's room, I thought I had entered the women's room...

But honestly! If she were a woman, without sufficient strength, she would be in great danger in the Demon Race World.

Of course, even if it's a man! Then he... would still be in great danger...

The male rabbit's feet twitch, the female rabbit's eyes are glazed.

Although it's not a rabbit...

Just as Jiang Lin was about to determine whether it was male or female!

Grass (a type of plant)!

Why is the bathtub filled with Holy Light?!

What are you taking a bath of, Holy Light?!

Forget it! Never mind all that! With less than a minute left on the countdown, Jiang Lin swung his sandbag-sized fist and said in a different voice:

I'll smash your bathtub to pieces!

"???"

Just as Zheng was filled with question marks, Jiang Lin punched him.

"Bang!"

With just one punch, Jiang Lin shattered the bathtub with his Martial Warrior True Qi, and the bright green medicinal liquid, resembling Biluochun tea, splashed out in all directions, while Zheng sat directly on the ground.

[The system has detected that the host has smashed the protagonist's bathtub. Mission complete. System Brand Soap has been sent to the host's Storage Bag. Please check your inventory.]

"It's yours!"

Feeling quite apologetic, Jiang Lin threw the soap he had just gotten at them. The soap fell to the ground, and Jiang Lin immediately tried to run outside.

He assured everyone that his plan to smash the bathtub was flawless!

But...

Just as Jiang Lin took a step, Jiang Lin stepped on the soap, and then...

"Thump..."

Jiang Lin never expected that this soap would be so silky smooth!

However, that's no longer the point.

Jiang Lin fell forward, but unfortunately, he landed directly on Zheng.

Zheng's hair was disheveled, and she stared blankly at the man in front of her.

And Jiang Lin...

I looked at the spot where my hand was placed next to Zheng's heart...

Let me feel it a little more...

Although there was Holy Light...

but...

Um...

It's female...

I'll kill you!

With a blood-red face, Zheng shouted! This was no longer the neutral voice, but a woman's fierce and menacing cry!

This is clearly her natural voice, and it sounds extremely pleasant.

but...

"Bang!"

A massive wave of Spiritual Power sent Jiang Lin flying.

Jiang Lin was slammed against the wall by the storm, the kind of slam that you couldn't pry off.

As Jiang Lin reacted, a gigantic, hundred-meter-long beast called "Zheng" appeared before Jiang Lin, its six tails swaying under the starry sky, its pale yellow fur radiating light like a messenger of moonlight.

[Zhengning: An ancient mythical beast; the male is called Zheng, and the female is called Ning.]

Jiang Lin felt that it should be called "Nang" instead.

But that's no longer important.

Raising its paw, the strange beast named Tian Fang, "Ning," slammed its paw down towards Jiang Lin!

The claws rapidly expanded in Jiang Lin Jiang Lin's eyes, and countless thoughts raced through his mind.

If he wanted to run, the beast could ride the wind without needing Spiritual Power, so he couldn't escape. And at this rate, she would chase him to the End of the World.

If it came down to a fight, the ferocious beast was known as Ten Ancient Mythical Beasts. If he were to unleash his Spiritual Apertures and rely solely on his Martial Warrior Realm, he would definitely be smashed into mincemeat by her.

The problem is, even if he's smashed into mincemeat, if she discovers his true identity, he'll still be hunted down to the End of the World.

And so, when this enormous paw-like fleshy pad, resembling a leopard but even more like a cat's ferocity, was only 0.01 centimeters away from Jiang Lin...

Jiang Lin made a decision: he closed his eyes.

Boom!

With a single Tian Fang the leopard's claw, or rather, the cat's claw!

The resulting storm blew Jiang Lin and Zhen Xian's thatched hut away, and several original drawings of long-haired, Two-Dimensional World swimsuit beauties—drawn by Jiang Lin and conceived with Zhen Xian's help—flew away.

The piranhas in the pond weren't spared either; they were flung directly to the shore, thrashing about in the mud...

only...

Why does it feel like something's wrong under my paws?

Tian Fang lowered her enormous head, she raised her other claw to prevent the damned man from escaping from under her claw pads the moment she opened it.

But when Jiang Tian Fang carefully opened his claws...

That's it?!

That damn man is gone?!

Tian Fang circled around like a cat, its six tails waving in the air.

Finally Tian Fang kept digging around the spot where that damned man had disappeared, like she was digging in cat litter, trying to see if she had shoved him into the ground!

But even after digging three feet into the ground, they still couldn't find him!

"Meow!"

Finally! Although I hate to admit it, I'm certain that the damn man really did escape.

Tian Fang raised its head and roared loudly at the night sky, like a cat or a leopard!

I will definitely kill you!

The sound of the Tian Fang light slowly spread, and the heavens and earth seemed to tremble slightly.

Etc!!!

After roaring, Tian Fang returned to his original form. In a mist, Tian Fang's long hair was tied up like a man's, then wrapped in a chest binder, and finally changed into men's clothing. After dispelling the Two-Dimensional World mist, Tian Fang looked around, his handsome but Killing Intent eyes narrowing slightly.

"That Confucian scholar Zhen Xian went to catch the Autumn Leaf Chicken (which only appears in the middle of the night), and he wouldn't be back until at least the Chou Hour (1-3 AM)."

But wasn't Jiang Dapao cooking dinner? He's quite powerful! He's right next door! How did that masked man get in? And now! Where is Jiang Dapao?!

Suddenly! Tian Fang had a bold conjecture!

In the wilderness, Jiang Lin, who had finally escaped silently using the Resurrection Coin, changed his clothes, destroyed his clothes and mask, and then took a bath in a mountain spring. Afterward, Jiang Lin heard a roar that was unwilling, ashamed, but also somewhat pleasant.

Anyway, Jiang Lin would never expose herself, otherwise, judging from the determination in that scream, she would really pay any price to kill me.

But as he was soaking, Jiang Lin suddenly stood up from the water, the moonlight shining on his buttocks, casting a natural, Holy Light upon them.

Jiang Lin noticed a very serious problem!

"Damn it! Even though I escaped silently, I wasn't even there! She might still suspect me!"

Suddenly, Jiang Lin felt like he had no will to live again...

But just then, a friendly voice rang out:

Brother Jiang?

Turning his head, naked from the waist down, Jiang Lin's eyes lit up with amusement when he saw Zhen Xian Jiang Lin the Autumn Leaf Chicken he was carrying.

Got it!

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