A Pig in Absolutely No Way

At Spirit Bird Peak, in the Flowing Water Pavilion, two people, a bird, and a pig are brewing tea and drinking it.

"Hey, Jiji Bo, tell me, is Brother Jiang's daughter... really a dragon?" Diao Da raised his claw and touched his pointed chin as he asked.

"I don't think so." Jiji Bo took a sip of tea, turned his head to look out of the pavilion, and saw the pigeons courting each other. Jiji Bo thought of his wife.

But... whenever he thought of his wife, Jiji Bo remembered her climbing a tree with that Minotaur behind his back... and his big ears drooped listlessly.

"I think Little Niannian might be some kind of ancient dragon."

Wu Ke said in a low voice, gently patting Jiji Bo, who was still sighing because of his wife.

"Hey Wu Ke, you're a real hidden master! You even saw through the seal on Little Niannian's body. I knew you were no ordinary guy. How did you even end up in the Sun Moon Sect?"

"You're not simple either, Diao Da. Didn't you say that Niannian has a seal on her? This seal is from ancient times, hehehe. I remember in ancient times, there was a giant eagle that blotted out the sky, who liked to fight with true dragons and like to eat dragons. Do you know it, Diao Da?"

"Fang Chaoqun, don't talk nonsense like that! If Brother Jiang hears this, he'll definitely pluck all my hair out!"

Now that you mention it, I really do want to tell Brother Jiang about this.

"Hey, if you're talking nonsense, I do have a story. Legend has it that three thousand years ago in Ten Thousand Swords Province, there was a sword immortal who appeared only once every thousand years."

At ten, he nurtured his Natal Flying Sword; at fifteen, Cave Mansion Realm; at the age of dancing with a spoon, he reached the Golden Core Realm Dragon Gate Realm; at the age of dancing with an elephant, he reached the Golden Core Realm; at the age of twenty, he had already Nascent Soul Realm Third Stage; and at the age of thirty, he was half a step into the Jade Purity Realm.

Unfortunately, he was tormented by love. This genius swordsman severed his Natal Flying Sword because of a woman and then disappeared without a trace. I have a portrait here that looks somewhat like Brother Fang... Would you like to show it to Brother Jiang?"

"Come here, let me see."

"I want to see it too."

"Hurry up and show it to us so we can have some fun."

"What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Wu Ke, where are you going? Back in Bodhi Province, I heard that a Sacred Buddha Body could achieve the supreme Buddhism and was even favored by the Buddha of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss. When that Sacred Buddha Body reaches the Jade Purity Realm, that Buddha will come down to personally accept him as a disciple."

But that Sacred Buddha Body abandoned Buddhism and returned to the mortal world because of a woman in a brothel, and you still have the nerve to criticize me?"

"Don't make baseless accusations!" Wu Ke rolled up his sleeves and stood up. "Brother Jiang said that spouting nonsense can get you a lawyer's letter!"

"How am I making false accusations? Are you a lawyer? What are you talking about!" Fang Chaoqun was also standing on a chair, her two large heads bumping against each other, one of them shining like Light Bulb...

"Alright, alright, stop arguing." Jiji Bo slammed his Big Pig Trotter's trotter on the table. "What's all the arguing about? It's all old news, what's there to argue about? You guys have plenty of embarrassing stories to tell, but are any of them as embarrassing as mine, Zhu Zhu Xia? Did I, Zhu Zhu Xia, even say a word?"

"..."

The group settled down again, coughing awkwardly a few times.

Beyond the Nine Continents of the world, there exists a Demon Race World (from the novel "Sword Origin").

In the Demon Race World, strength reigns supreme, but for demons, bloodline is paramount. Although diligence is important, the noble bloodline of dragons is certainly much easier to cultivate than the Hua Hua of the mountains, and the restrictions on the Great Dao are definitely fewer.

There's nothing we can do about it; after all, this is a world of cultivation, and there's no such thing as equality on the path of cultivation.

Therefore, almost every demon lord in the Demon Race World is a powerful cultivator like a dragon, a demon lion, a firebird (a descendant of the Phoenix), or something similar.

But a thousand years ago, a pig demon suddenly appeared!

With its unparalleled talent and Nine-Toothed Rake, this pig demon smashed its way up the throne, which symbolized the demon king.

However, in the second year after this pig demon ascended the throne, it disappeared.

Some say the pig demon was ambushed by a conspirator, while others say it died in seclusion.

Actually... in reality...

This pig demon came to the Nine Continents primarily populated by human cultivators, because his wife was about to give birth...

And now... this pig demon's wife has most likely cheated on him...

"Damn it! No way! I Liao Liao! I, Jiji Bo, am going to perish with that Minotaur!"

"Jiji Bo, hold back!"

"No, Brother Pig!"

"Calm!"

In an instant, all three of them grabbed Jiji Bo.

"Don't stop me. If Brother Jiang Brother Jiang asks where I Jiji Bo, tell him I'm still a man! A man without grass on his head!"

"Who cares if you have grass on your head? This isn't just any Minotaur, it's Ancient Sky Bull, an old Minotaur! If you guys really start fighting, and the commotion gets out of hand, how will we ever have any peace?"

"But... my wife..."

"Alright, no buts. If you two really dare to fight, Chen Zhuang's fists will turn you into pieces of dried meat and beef jerky!"

Upon hearing Chen Zhuang's name, Jiji Bo's raging fire was instantly extinguished.

Like a bodybuilding pig that has lost its dreams...

"Alright, alright, Brother Jiang's ideas are always unique and full of quirky schemes. We can just ask Brother Jiang for advice later. Maybe it's all a misunderstanding?"

"Yeah, Jiji Bo, for example, do you think Fang Ruo, the girl in our sect, is pretty?"

"Ha!" Jiji Bo turned his head disdainfully. "Such small ears, a small nose, and such a thin figure, he doesn't look like a pig at all. How can he be as pretty as my wife!"

"That's right, who says Minotaur will necessarily like your wife? Um... what was that line Brother Jiang said again?"

"It seems to be... reproductive isolation..."

"Yes, yes, it's reproductive isolation, so don't worry, Jiji Bo, maybe it's all a misunderstanding. Let's talk about it when Brother Jiang comes back."

"..."

Jiji Bo lowered his head. Although he felt they were fooling him, he also felt they weren't entirely wrong...

For example, would I think a cow is handsome? That's impossible.

"But speaking of which, Brother Jiang has been gone from the Chen Manor for so long without returning. Could it be that you've been forced into marriage?"

"How could that be? Last night we helped Brother Jiang create Clay Embryo Realm. Although we're not professionals, we did a pretty good job. Chen Zhuang just needed to finish a little more work."

"Why did it take so long?"

Well...

Just as the four were stroking their chins in thought, suddenly, a huge pillar of light erupted from the Chen Manor, rushing straight towards the Sect Protecting Barrier in the sky Sun Moon Sect...