Chapter Summaries

Kiana and March 7th encountered Sampo’s stall, where a Sparkle doll recited a bizarre incantation that made Sampo hurl it away and get taken into custody. The chapter ended with Stelle warning a group chat that an Imaginary Neutron Bomb was on the ship and blaming the Masked Fools.

• Kiana bought Stelle merchandise and tried Sampo’s trash-bubble water at his stall.
• March 7th approached a Sparkle doll, which announced it was a bomb and began reciting an incantation.
• Sampo recognized the doll’s chant as dangerous and threw it into the sky, then was taken away by authorities.
• Kiana explained that the chant summoned the legal-affairs department, and she and March 7th joined a group chat Stelle had created.
• Stelle warned the group that an Imaginary Neutron Bomb was on the ship and blamed the Masked Fools.
• Where to Watch Fireworks joined the group chat.

Sparkle revealed that 999 dolls aboard the Radiant Feldspar contained hidden bombs, prompting the group to organize a search while Kiana punished Silver Wolf for hacking her account. March 7th and Kiana began checking the marked locations, but the dolls they found so far were fakes, and the true bombs remained unaccounted for.

• Silver Wolf hacked Kiana's account to mock Sparkle's button-pressing story, but Kiana tracked her down and punished her while Kafka filmed.
• Sparkle announced that 999 dolls aboard the cruise ship were hiding bombs, and Guinaifen organized an evacuation as the others agreed to help find them.
• Stelle shared Sparkle's map, which marked only five bomb locations, while the group found several dolls that turned out to be fake.
• Himeko assigned March 7th and Kiana to search the marked locations, and Kiana took the map to the ship's bow.
• Kiana found a doll posing as a constable and questioned why it called her a “dear big shot.”

Kiana and March 7th continued clearing Sparkle’s fake bombs aboard the Hagard Stone while the dolls taunted them and stirred up their rivalry over who was the heroine. After all 999 decoys were found, Sparkle revealed the thousandth bomb’s location, leaving Stelle to handle it.

• Kiana found another stuffed doll as the group chat confirmed that the discovered bombs were harmless decoys and the Hounds and company sped up the search.
• Kiana picked up the Director Doll before it could finish its theatrical introduction, and it claimed there were no bombs nearby and pointed them toward Dr. Edward for a Dream Bubble recording.
• The Director Doll called March 7th an extra and said Sparkle was the heroine while Kiana was the leading lady, prompting Kiana to comfort the furious March 7th.
• Kafka and Silver Wolf watched the plan unfold while considering whether to warn Kiana, but they chose to keep monitoring events instead.
• The search teams found all 999 decoy bombs, and Sparkle revealed the thousandth bomb’s location, which was closest to Stelle.

Kiana dealt with Sparkle’s bomb prank in Penacony, then escaped reporters with March 7th before hearing rumors about a pawnshop that granted wishes. Curious about the shop and suspecting Aha might be involved, Kiana set out to find it.

• Kiana learned that Stelle had found the real bomb, but Liuying carried it away and it turned out to be a fireworks trick prepared by Sparkle.
• Kiana caught Sparkle and launched her as a giant firework, then took the confiscated Sparkle dolls and let Sparkle’s prank go.
• Sparkle’s dolls were sold as Miss Kiana’s dog, and reporters later questioned Kiana about her relationships, a dog, math, and her measurements.
• Kiana used a remote control to create explosions that scattered the reporters, while the Hound Family blamed the commotion on the Masked Fools.
• Kiana and March 7th heard about a pawnshop that granted wishes, and Kiana asked for its location after suspecting Aha might be behind it.

Kiana and March 7th visited Jade’s pawnshop to make wishes, and Jade demanded Pom-Pom’s tail as collateral for Kiana’s elaborate plan to attend Lan and Yaoshi’s wedding. Kiana messaged Pom-Pom to ask for the tail, leaving the other passengers wondering what was happening.

• March 7th used the name Fu Xuan and asked Jade to help her get bigger, and Jade recommended products, diet, and exercise.
• Kiana asked to attend Lan and Yaoshi’s wedding, then expanded the plan to involve several Aeons and other figures.
• Jade demanded the tail of a speaking, long-eared animal as collateral, and Kiana recognized it as Pom-Pom’s.
• Kiana messaged Pom-Pom asking for the train conductor’s tail, and Pom-Pom replied with alarmed emojis as Himeko, Welt Yang, and Dan Heng reacted.

Kiana lost her snacks for a week after Pom-Pom refused to provide her tail as collateral, then settled into a quiet evening before Liuying restored her to the Stellaron Hunter group chat. Meanwhile, Kiana’s growing circle of admirers kept expanding, with Asta and Bronya joining her fan club and Tingyun receiving a Kiana doll.

• Pom-Pom punished Kiana for peeking at Ling’s tail by withholding her snacks and afternoon tea for a week, while Jade and March 7th relaxed when Kiana could not provide collateral.
• Himeko gave Kiana a cup of hand-ground coffee, and Kiana rested in her room before Liuying added her back to the Stellaron Hunter group chat and made her an administrator.
• Liuying shared souvenirs with the Stellaron Hunters, while Silver Wolf realized Liuying had been chatting with Kiana as Silver Wolf worked on the Sam mech.
• Asta secretly played a dating sim featuring a Kiana-like protagonist and spent her nights organizing the Kitty Support Squad and producing Kiana merchandise, prompting Herta to wonder how Kiana had influenced her.
• Bronya joined the Kitty Support Squad after finding Kiana videos online, while Seele recognized a Kiana-like doll on Bronya’s desk.
• Tingyun received a Kiana doll by Cycrane and admired it while musing about Kiana’s sweet words.

Kiana rescued Qing Que after she became trapped at the wedding of Lan and Yaoshi, then accompanied her inside when they could not leave together. At the venue, they discovered Lan was dressed as the bride and encountered an attendant who looked like Sampo.

• Qing Que messaged Kiana for help after her route to Penacony led her to Lan and Yaoshi's wedding, where the way out had vanished.
• Kiana shared Qing Que's photos and video with her group chats, prompting alarm and confusion among the Xianzhou Luofu acquaintances.
• Kiana located Qing Que, arrived at the wedding, and comforted her as she feared Lan might strike her with a light arrow.
• Kiana could not take Qing Que out of the venue, so they entered together and saw a poster of Lan in bridal robes and a red veil beside Yaoshi.
• An attendant directed Kiana and Qing Que toward a table of wedding gifts and forms, and Kiana recognized the attendant as Sampo.

Kiana and Qing Que attended a bizarre wedding for Lan and Yaoshi, where Aeons performed the ceremony and Nanook crashed it. After the staged spectacle dissolved into nothingness, Kiana brought Qing Que back to her Star Skiff.

• Qing Que gave Kiana a set of Jade Tiles as a wedding gift, while Kiana jokingly offered to give Lan and Yaoshi Aha.
• Kiana and Qing Que entered the venue and found Aha hosting Lan and Yaoshi’s wedding, with Nanook seated in the ex-girlfriend section and other Aeons assigned odd jobs.
• Aha rushed through the ceremony and urged Lan and Yaoshi to kiss, but Kiana took the microphone and declared that it was time to crash the wedding.
• Nanook charged at Yaoshi while Lan fired arrows at him, and Qing Que hid beneath a table as the fight’s aftermath shook the venue.
• Aha told Kiana that one of the figures at the wedding was real, but did not reveal which one before the scene faded away.
• Kiana brought Qing Que, who was floating in the void, back to her Star Skiff.

Kiana helped Qing Que check into Dreamy Hotel after discovering that Stelle had been working the lobby as a receptionist. Qing Que headed into the dream to play Emperor Heng Qiong Jade and find the person who had sent her a letter, while Kiana told Stelle about the terrifying Power of River Crab.

• Qing Que messaged Kiana after finding the Dreamy Hotel lobby abandoned, and Kiana left the Express to help her check in.
• Kiana learned that Stelle had taken over as receptionist while bored and drinking Solesda, then used her shareholder status to prepare Qing Que’s check-in.
• Qing Que showed Kiana an invitation offering free lodging to guests under 141.5 centimeters and proudly explained her measured height qualified her.
• Kiana teased Qing Que about gambling, declined her offer of Credit Points, and let her proceed to the elevator.
• Qing Que went to spread Emperor Heng Qiong Jade throughout Penacony and look for the person who had written her a letter.
• Stelle asked Kiana why Solesda made her vomit rainbows, and Kiana explained the Power of River Crab could affect anyone, even Aeons.

Kiana’s attempt to grill meat for the group ended in an explosion, leaving Topaz and Aventurine singed while Zhangzhang grew affectionate toward Kiana. The group moved on from the blast, and Topaz was left heartbroken when Zhangzhang ignored her.

• Aventurine and Topaz competed to recruit Stelle, offering her senior Company positions and salaries.
• Kiana held Zhangzhang while it panicked, then set up a grill and offered everyone grilled meat.
• Kiana’s seasoning triggered an explosion that disheveled Topaz and Aventurine, while Kiana, Stelle, Jade, and Zhangzhang escaped serious harm.
• Zhangzhang rubbed against Kiana, making Topaz feel rejected when it ignored her after she fixed her makeup.
• Topaz and Aventurine dropped their argument and their recruitment efforts after the interruption.

Kiana discovered that Sparkle had turned her gossip retaliation into a lovesick essay and inspired a devoted group in Golden Hour. Then Stelle reported that Qing Que had been kidnapped, and Kiana set out to find her.

• Kiana replaced Golden Hour’s reports about her measurements with gossip portraying Sparkle as a dog.
• Sparkle posted an essay about wanting to be Kiana’s dog, and readers admired her devotion and formed a group that made her its leader.
• Stelle sent Kiana a distress message saying Qing Que had been kidnapped.
• Kiana read Qing Que’s messages from the Dream Hotel and told Stelle she would locate Qing Que.

Kiana used Bronie's appearance to investigate Qing Que's location and found her surrounded by the Four Chi Sacred Hall. She joined their initiation ceremony, derailed its slogans with references to St. Freya Academy and genes, and left Qing Que laughing at the group's absurd vows.

• Kiana asked Silver Wolf to find someone, and Silver Wolf sent her Qing Que's location after Liuying agreed to teach Silver Wolf a lesson.
• Kiana transformed into Bronie and found the Four Chi Sacred Hall surrounding Qing Que, then agreed to join them.
• Kiana secretly livestreamed the ceremony to the Star Rail and Stellaron Hunters group chats, where Silver Wolf and Ouyang watched.
• Roy Roy led Qing Que and Kiana through slogans, but Kiana answered that she thanked St. Freya Academy and then genes.
• Qing Que broke into laughter at the ceremony's strange phrases and protested the vow to stop growing because she was not yet two hundred years old.

Kiana rescued Qing Que from the Four Chi Sacred Hall, then helped stage a televised account of the incident that left Qing Que fearing Fu Xuan’s reaction. After the broadcast, Kiana unmasked Sparkle as the fake Qing Que and noticed Fu Xuan’s unanswered calls and messages.

• Kiana recited the Four Chi Sacred Hall oath as Silver Wolf, then Silver Wolf arrived in the dream and confronted F Master about the organization.
• Kiana teleported Qing Que away from the initiation ceremony and returned her to the Dreamy Hotel.
• Kiana described Qing Que as a heroic infiltrator during a Penacony interview, and Sparkle impersonated Qing Que and claimed Kiana was her dear.
• Kiana fired a Void Lance at Sparkle, who revealed herself, and the group’s staged performance ended.
• Qing Que ignored Fu Xuan’s messages and went to sleep, while Kiana chased Sparkle away after she kept provoking her.
• Kiana noticed Fu Xuan’s missed call and messages and worried that Fu Xuan might bring the Xianzhou Luofu to Penacony.

Fu Xuan learned that Sparkle had impersonated Qing Que and tried to keep her from acting rashly by revealing that Kiana planned to return to the Luofu. On the Express, Kiana tricked Black Swan and Sparkle into drinking Himeko’s coffee, leaving both unconscious.

• Fu Xuan used divination to identify Sparkle as the false Qing Que and ordered a warrant, but Jing Yuan prevented it from being finalized.
• Jing Yuan told Fu Xuan that Kiana was preparing a surprise return to the Luofu, then messaged Kiana about Fu Xuan’s cat-ear outfit.
• Himeko explained that the Express was returning to the Luofu, while Kiana offered Black Swan a cup of Himeko’s coffee.
• Black Swan drank the coffee, collapsed unconscious, and was cleaned up by Pom-Pom as Himeko picked up the cup.
• Sparkle found another cup of Himeko’s coffee in her room, drank it, briefly woke after collapsing, then drank the remainder and fell unconscious again.

Kiana returned to the Xianzhou Luofu and went to Fu Xuan’s residence with a gift, while Jing Yuan arranged a misleading surprise that brought them together. Their reunion was interrupted when Qing Que walked in on them, leaving her convinced that Fu Xuan would punish her.

• Kiana and Stelle acted theatrically after stepping off the Star Rail, while Jing Yuan welcomed the crew and told Kiana that Fu Xuan was waiting for her.
• Jing Yuan secretly told Kiana to bring a delivery package to Fu Xuan and separately told Fu Xuan that Kiana had prepared it as a gift.
• Fu Xuan decided to take a vacation after Jing Yuan left her with work, while Qing Que returned from Penacony and worried that Fu Xuan might hold a grudge against her.
• Fu Xuan pulled Kiana inside, and the two misunderstood the package as a surprise gift before Fu Xuan tied Kiana up with its ribbon.
• Qing Que entered Fu Xuan’s residence and caught Fu Xuan with Kiana, then panicked that she was doomed for interrupting them.

March 7th arrived at Fu Xuan’s residence with milk tea after Qing Que was struck by a freight Star Skiff and taken for treatment. Fu Xuan cleared up the misunderstanding with March 7th, who left her a cup of Star Taro Bobo before entering and seeing the room’s untidy aftermath.

• Qing Que left Fu Xuan’s residence, but a freight Star Skiff struck her and the Cloud-to-Guard took her to the Alchemy Commission for treatment.
• Kiana reunited with Fu Xuan, transformed into a catgirl, and the two became intimate before discussing the outfit Kiana had expected.
• Kiana revealed that Jing Yuan had told her about Fu Xuan’s catgirl outfit, while Jing Yuan faced Dan Heng’s door and Pom-Pom’s suspicion aboard the Star Rail.
• March 7th arrived at Fu Xuan’s residence carrying milk tea and several bags of merchandise, accompanied by Cloud-to-Guard soldiers.
• A Cloud-to-Guard reported that Qing Que had been struck but suffered no serious harm, and Fu Xuan apologized to March 7th for suspecting her.
• March 7th left Fu Xuan a cup of Star Taro Bobo, then entered the untidy room without embarrassment.

After March 7th and Kiana tried the notoriously foul Sticky Rice Lemon Tea, Kiana kept a diary of her intimate days with Fu Xuan and March 7th. Fu Xuan discovered the diary, suspected March 7th had encouraged Kiana’s chuunibyou, and chased March 7th when she tried to flee.

• March 7th tasted Sticky Rice Lemon Tea, found its fermented foot odor disgusting, and threw it away; Kiana discarded her own cup too.
• Kiana wrote a future diary describing her days with Fu Xuan and March 7th after their battle together.
• Fu Xuan found Kiana writing and checked her forehead, while March 7th mistook their closeness for secret fooling around.
• March 7th and Fu Xuan read Kiana’s diary, and Fu Xuan questioned why Kiana called herself “I.”
• Fu Xuan concluded March 7th had encouraged Kiana’s chuunibyou and pursued her when she tried to escape.

Fu Xuan joined Kiana and March 7th’s game, then hid with Kiana inside a plush doll while March 7th searched. After March 7th left to seek help finding a secret room, Fu Xuan asked Kiana to become little again and pulled her into her arms, just as the door flew open.

• Fu Xuan admitted she wanted to join Kiana and March 7th’s game, so the three began a new round with Kiana hiding in Fu Xuan’s residence.
• Kiana hid inside a hollow plush doll, but Fu Xuan found her and climbed inside with her.
• Kiana and Fu Xuan became intimate inside the doll while March 7th searched the room and mistook their sounds for clues.
• March 7th left to ask someone how to find a possible secret room, and Fu Xuan scolded Kiana for nearly being discovered.
• Fu Xuan said Kiana had been cuter as a child, so Kiana transformed into her little form and Fu Xuan embraced her.
• The door suddenly flew open as Fu Xuan held Little Kiana.

Kiana answered Jing Yuan’s call while Fu Xuan slept and unexpectedly accepted his offer to serve as Acting General of the Xianzhou Luofu for two days. After abruptly dismissing the morning meeting, she learned it was meant to prepare for Huai Yan’s visit with his granddaughter, the famed young swordswoman Yunli.

• Kiana answered Fu Xuan’s ringing jade sign and repeatedly hung up on Jing Yuan when he asked for Fu Xuan.
• Jing Yuan offered Kiana a favor, and she asked to sit in the general’s position for two days; he immediately appointed her Acting General and handed her the morning meeting.
• Kiana let Fu Xuan keep sleeping, teleported away, and took Jing Yuan’s seat at the meeting.
• Kiana dismissed the assembled officials without discussing the meeting agenda, then read Jing Yuan’s briefing afterward.
• Kiana learned that Huai Yan would visit with Yunli, a celebrated young swordswoman whose past encounters had left Yanqing resentful.

After meeting Yunli and hearing her mistaken belief that Kiana was being pursued by an adult, Kiana ordered the Luofu to investigate the supposed criminal. The Six Commissions searched the ship but found no culprit, and their representatives gathered to ask whether Fu Xuan should use divination.

• Kiana met Yunli at a breakfast stall, treated her to breakfast, and gave her Credit Points after Yunli admitted she had forgotten her money.
• Yunli heard Kiana say she was sixteen and decided to protect her from the supposed adult pursuing her.
• Yunli contacted her grandfather, Huai Yan, who reported the matter to the Luofu’s Acting General, Kiana.
• Kiana promised Huai Yan that the Luofu would investigate and told Yunli she could act if she found the culprit.
• Kiana ordered two guards to investigate, and the Six Commissions screened Luofu residents without finding the supposed criminal.
• Representatives of the Six Commissions gathered at the Divination Department and asked whether Fu Xuan should perform a divination.