What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 119

Lobster and Beer

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"Come again!"

Qi Zixiao said he didn't believe it. I still can't understand a mahjong game?!

Zhou Na also covered his mouth and snickered when he saw this.

In fact, Zhou Na and the two aunts can clearly feel that the card power of 'Lin Fan' is significantly increasing.

But the problem is that there are still a lot of changes in Mahjong.

Even though Qi Zixiao is getting stronger rapidly, compared with veterans like them who have been on the battlefield for many years, they are still far behind.

Zhou Na is not very old, but apart from collecting rent and doing maintenance, he spends a lot of time playing cards every day. His experience and eyesight are also very powerful.

As a beginner Qi Zixiao, how can it be so easy to win without using "plug-ins" such as Heaven and Earth Grand Deduction Art?!

As for using plug-ins...

Qi Saintess said that he couldn't afford to lose that person!

Play some small games in the mortal world with mortals, and the kind that only cost five yuan, and use cheats?

If you tell me, Qi Saintess, can you still hang out?

She gritted her teeth and took action!

I don't believe I can't win!

As for the initial dislike... it has long been forgotten.

Why do you dislike this? What do you dislike? You're completely obsessed, right?

Even if a TV series or something is put in front of her now, she might not take a second look...

Although watching dramas is good, it can't be compared with playing mahjong in person.

Mahjong is still fun!

Moreover, for many women, it seems to be their nature to love playing mahjong~

What's more, Qi Zixiao has never been exposed to any 'games' before. In the Holy Land, apart from practicing, he is practicing. Now that he comes into contact with Mahjong, he is naturally deeply attracted.

This fight lasted most of the day!

When I came out of the mahjong parlor, Qi Zixiao just felt dizzy...

After settling the accounts, I lost about three hundred yuan.

"You learn pretty quickly."

Zhou Na smiled on the side and said, "In the future, I will be able to play a few tricks occasionally. When I have time later, I will come with me a few more times to learn some experience. I guess I will be able to start teaching soon."

"Okay!"

Qi Zixiao nodded. Although he was a little dizzy, he still had something to say, "Let's come again next time when we are free!"

Losing money is small, but saving face is big~

As Saintess, how can we lose to some mortal women?

Huh?

Wait, it seems like it's not my face that's being lost now, but that guy's face~

Hmm...

Then it'll be fine.

But, this mahjong is quite fun~!

And compared with mobile phones, cars, etc., mahjong is much simpler. I can't get TVs, mobile phones, etc. out of Cultivation World, but if it's mahjong, it's totally fine, right?

Thinking of this, Qi Zixiao was instantly excited.

She seemed to have thought about the scene where she would gather a few Protector Disciples and sit together to play mahjong after she went back.

What, no mahjong machine?

Then you can't build the Great Wall manually?

And when the time comes~~~

"At that time, I was no longer a newbie. I should be the best mahjong player in Cultivation World."

"Doesn't this mean that when the time comes, I can kill everyone and win all the newbies until they tremble?"

At this moment, Qi Zixiao didn't even realize that he seemed to have awakened some extraordinary attribute...

Moreover, she desperately wants to be tortured! Cute! New~!

Zhou Na beside her didn't know what she was thinking, but she noticed that 'Lin Fan' was beaming at this moment, and couldn't help but squint. "What are you thinking about? I'm almost drooling."

"Huh? Well, I didn't think about anything."

Qi Zixiao came to his senses.

"Let's go, I'll treat you to a meal. Last time you treated me to barbecue, this time I'll treat you to crayfish."

"Crayfish? Is it delicious?" Qi Zixiao looked puzzled.

Zhou Na was shocked. "You haven't eaten it?"

"This thing is delicious, come on!"

She directly took Qi Zixiao's hand. "There is a very delicious crayfish restaurant in our town. It rents my house. Every time I go there, the crayfish are the biggest. I will take you to try them today."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

It was the first time for her to be held by a young and beautiful woman, whether she was her or not.

It's not that I'm particularly resistant, it's just...

She suddenly discovered that the guy's body seemed to have some instinctive changes.

This change made her walking posture much more uncomfortable.

"Damn it~!"

She was secretly unhappy, feeling that a man's body... was trouble.

Crayfish House.

It is in full swing, and now it is the time when night falls. It is the meal, and many men and women, old and young, are 'looking for food'.

The crayfish restaurant, which is praised by Zhou Na, naturally tastes good, so it has a lot of customers.

Many people are queuing up.

But...

After Zhou Na arrived, the painting style became crooked.

"Landlady, are you here?"

"It's quite early to finish work today, Landlady."

"Hey? Isn't this our future charterer?"

"Come on, come on, Landlady, please come inside, the boss has reserved your seat~"

Whether they were people lining up, eating, or waiters, they all greeted Zhou Na, which really surprised Qi Zixiao.

"You... have a lot of houses?"

During his time on Earth, Qi Zixiao also understood a lot of things. For example, ordinary houses that were completely worthless in Cultivation World were "sky-high" on Earth.

She knew that Zhou Na had a lot of houses, but judging from the current scene, it was not an ordinary number!

"Well, I didn't count how many there are specifically."

Zhou Na thought for a while, "In terms of Green Mountain Town alone, probably what you can see now is basically mine?"

"Half Green Mountain Town seems a bit exaggerated, just half, half Green Mountain Town."

"I'm too lazy to run to places farther away, so I don't even count them. It's basically Zhou Qi who collects rent."

Qi Zixiao was completely shocked. "..."

"As expected of a rich woman!"

"It's just that the elders have some savings. I don't have any goals. I just collect rent and play mahjong in my free time. I guess that's what I'll do in this life."

Zhou Na explained with a smile.

Qi Zixiao: "(⊙_⊙)..."

Collect rent, play mahjong, relax and be happy every day~

This kind of day seems pretty good, right?

Suddenly, she had a lot of ideas~!

However, the next moment, her thoughts were interrupted because...

Zhou Na went crazy.

"What the hell, what time is it? It's already dark, but it's still early?"

"What future charterer? Why are you so nosy?"

"Get out of my way, don't get too close. Don't think that if you get too close, I will exempt you from the rent. What, you seem to owe me three months' rent, right? If you don't pay the rent tomorrow, I will throw you out!"

"Still laughing?"

"Why are you laughing? Look at you in those shorts, which are white and red... are you a rabbit?"

Zhou Na'Open it up' directly.

Along the way, I scolded people who entered the crayfish restaurant.

Those who were scolded by her all smiled apologetically and did not dare to say a word...

After entering the crayfish restaurant, the boss originally wanted to say hello, but when Zhou Na glared at him, he didn't dare to say anything for a moment.

"Garlic and spicy, a large portion each, enough for two people, it's up to you."

"Also, two cases of cold beer."

During this process, Qi Zixiao remained silent.

Because she doesn't understand.

After entering the 'private room', while waiting for the food to be served, Zhou Na seemed to remember the changes he had just made, and took the initiative to explain, "Do you think I am unreasonable and like a shrew?"

How could our simple Qi Saintess think so much? Then he nodded slightly.

Zhou Na looked slightly dark. "..."

"You don't know, people in our line of work can never be nice."

"If you smile every day, or even be gentle, who will be afraid of you? If you are not afraid of you, it will be difficult to collect the rent."

"You have to be more aggressive."

"Even if you think you want to help others, you still have to look like a vicious person on the surface."

"That's it~!"

Qi Zixiao nodded, indicating that he understood.

At the same time, he secretly kept it in mind.

This is all valuable experience gained by others, and it makes sense at first glance. Maybe we can use it in the future?

Soon, the crayfish arrived.

It's very clean, with the gills, brains, and shrimp threads removed, and it's very big, at least two sizes larger than what's common on the market.

"Not bad, not bad, today's size is big."

Zhou Na smiled and handed Qi Zixiao the disposable gloves, "Just start using it. You have to eat it to feel it."

"Um..."

"Is this delicious?"

Qi Zixiao blinked, feeling a little disgusted.

The main thing is the crayfish... it looks like a bug, and it has its teeth and claws. It doesn't look like it is delicious.

Although it smells really good.

"You will know after eating it. Na-jie Can I still lie to you?"

"It's strange, you've been at C City for several years, right? You've never eaten crayfish... it's strange."

"Come on, come on, let's move!"

Inspired by Zhou Na, Qi Zixiao started to use his hands and mouth.

Then...

"Delicious!"

The disgust on his face instantly turned into surprise and expectation. "It's really delicious!"

"Really?"

"Try the spicy one again, it's more powerful."

"Then let me try."

Then...

"So spicy!"

Qi Zixiao had tears in his eyes, but he couldn't stop talking.

"Are you afraid of spicy food?" Zhou Na was even more shocked.

"Here, cold beer."

Along with a big gulp of cold beer...

Qi Zixiao found himself 'fallen'.

The crayfish is really delicious, and the cold beer is really delicious. Although not as happy as Happy Water, but paired with spicy crayfish, it is a perfect match~!

Finally...

The Crawfish House had to close two hours earlier than usual.

I can't help it, those two in the 'private room' are so delicious!

If it doesn't close, there will be no goods to sell, so why is it still open?

"Oh, it's a pity it's gone."

"Really? Come again next time, but next time, you have to invite me."

"No problem!"

When leaving the crayfish restaurant, Qi Zixiao was still unsatisfied and completely ignored the way the boss and his wife looked at them as if they were monsters.

The boss rubbed the back of his head and said with a confused look on his face, "Honey, have you ever seen something so edible?"

The landlady rolled her eyes. "What do you think? I have seen a man who can eat fifteen kilograms of crayfish before, and she thought it was exaggerated. How much did Landlady and him eat? One hundred and fifty kilograms?"

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