What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 310

Online Classes, Plus Homework?!

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"This Big-Headed Zhou is really..."

Su Muxue couldn't help complaining. "What's wrong with you? You have to get so close. Does he think his head looks good?"

"Who doesn't know he has a big head?"

Qi Zi·Fan: "..."

Hmm...

At this time, we just need to listen quietly, it should be... right?

And this person who was complained by Su Muxue as Big-Headed Zhou is actually not a stranger to Qi Zi·Fan, because Qi Zixiao introduced him before.

The name of this 'big head' is Zhou Yuan, which is Preaching Elder of Purple Mansion Holy Land. Of course, there is no problem in calling it Skill-Transmitting Elder.

As for the things he is mainly responsible for, in Qi Zi·Fan's opinion, they are basically equivalent to those relatively powerful academic professors in universities, who are responsible for giving open classes.

The elders of each peak will explain all the common cultivation issues to the juniors clearly.

However, the masters of each peak are not incapable of some more advanced Daoism, Daoism, or cultivation confusion, etc., but this kind of open class can help the disciples of each peak communicate with each other and improve each other...

In addition, Zhou Yuan has a very deep understanding of "Tao", so he is basically the one taking this open class.

Occasionally Xiao Zhan and others will take a few "open classes". After all, alchemy and other things are quite important to immortal cultivators.

It's just that this time's open class is a bit 'novel'. Instead of gathering many disciples together, it will be done directly through 'mobile phones'...

Online classes?!

Qi Zi·Fan's eyes rolled, and he sighed in his heart.

"Everyone from our Saintess family, this is really not me cheating you!"

"Although we invented this live broadcast function, we really never thought about letting them use it for online classes... Who told them to teach themselves without a teacher?"

"Oh, it's you who deserve this disaster, it has nothing to do with me, I have nothing to do with the rain~"

I have never thought of the fear and despair of children on the other side of the world about online classes. Qi Zi·Fan's mood is...

So beautiful!

Hey hey hey.

What will it be like if a cultivator takes online classes?

Today we are going to see it!

"Wai Wai Wai Wai?!"

In the picture, there is still Zhou Yuan's 'big head'. He seems to be confused. "Can you hear it? Can you see it?"

"Why no one has responded..."

The next moment.

The response came.

Wine God Peak Lu Ming: "Elder Zhou, you are too scary, you should stay away!!!"

Number One Alchemist of the Younger Generation: "I can hear you. I just ask you to stay away. You almost scared me to death!"

Focus only on practicing Fiery Eyes of Truth: "Elder Zhou wants to preach? But you don't have to get so close..."

"Give me the phone!"

Seeing that the barrage was interesting, Su Muxue actually took the phone and started operating it.

After a while...

Immediately afterwards, another barrage floated by.

Saintess: "Big-Headed Zhou Do you want to scare me to death? Why don't you step back quickly?! When you preach, just preach well. What are you doing?"

Zhou Yuan's big head suddenly froze. "..."

Then, he stepped back slightly.

Finally, we can see his whole face. He is sitting cross-legged on a big stone, with endless clouds and mist behind him, and he is full of fairy spirit.

No matter what, it's at least countless times better than the big head in front of you before.

Qi Zi·Fan: "????"

"Why are you looking at me like this?" Su Muxue was a little curious. "I know I am attracted to women now, but you know, I am also a woman~"

"Uncle Master!!!"

Qi Zi·Fan Put one hand on your forehead, why am I looking at you like this? Don't you think you're counting to 13?!

He sighed helplessly, "You are using my mobile phone..."

"Yeah, what's wrong with your phone?!"

"You used my mobile phone to... squirt Elder Zhou!"

"Uh..."

Su Muxue was stunned. "Hey, what's the big deal?"

Bang bang!

She patted Su Muxue on the shoulder. "Don't worry, if Big-Headed Zhou dares to hold grudges and wear small shoes for you, then ask Uncle Master for help."

"Can't I beat him to death?!"

Qi Zi·Fan: "..."

Got it!

This 'Master' is more like a 'Young and Dangerous Immortal' than a cultivator of immortality. With his character and method of doing things, it would be a pity not to join the underworld!

After being briefly stunned, Zhou Yuan was sure that many disciples could see and hear him, so he wiped his beard and smiled calmly.

"Now, Era of Great Strife has opened, and many of me, Holy Land Disciple, have gone out. However, the heart of cultivating the Tao cannot be broken!"

"Fortunately, with the existence of mobile phones and live broadcasts, we can talk freely even if we are thousands of miles apart."

"And today, Old Taoist, I will preach to you through this live broadcast function!"

"As always, please listen to me first, and then you can ask questions after I finish speaking. Do you understand?"

Qi Zi·Fan grabbed the phone...

Send a barrage.

Saintess: "If you understand, I will deduct one!"

Wine God Peak Lu Ming: "One deduction?"

Saint: "Just send a barrage of ''!"

"One~"

"One~"

"One..."

Suddenly, the barrage was densely packed with one.

Seeing this, Zhou Yuan blinked and nodded with satisfaction. "Saintess This method is pretty good. Old Taoist I wrote it down. I will deduct one when I understand. It's really good."

Zhou Yuan said he learned it!

Isn't this very convenient?

Otherwise, do you understand the way I asked just now?

Then the answers are not varied? How can there be a large piece of it that looks real?

"I didn't expect that this small live broadcast also contains some knowledge. Sure enough, the sea of knowledge is boundless, just like our desire to seek the truth, it should be like a rock, indestructible!"

"Today, let's start with the heart of seeking the Tao..."

"Ah, I almost forgot."

"After this sermon, you need to write down your thoughts after listening to the sermon within three days and send it to me."

"If it doesn't exist, or if it's the same as others... then you won't want to try it."

"Understood, one deduction!"

Zhou Yuan added.

Then... naturally there was a large piece of one.

But the problem is...

Many disciples who are watching the live broadcast are doing this against their will!!!

Wine God Peak.

Fan Jianqiang wants to curse.

"This!!!"

"I shouldn't have watched this live broadcast!"

It's enough to just listen to this boring sermon, but you still need to write down your thoughts? Don't wait for such a trick! Although it was very troublesome to listen to sermons in the past, it got over after I endured it!

After all, if you don't go, Master will beat you up.

But what about now?

Not only do you have to listen, but if you don't listen, it will be a mixed doubles match!

Forget it, do you still have to do homework after listening?

"Kill me!"

This guy cried like a ghost and howled like a wolf.

On the other hand, Lu Ming next to him had a resentful look in his eyes. "Senior brother..."

"What?!"

"Can your online name... be changed?"

He saw it!

Fan Jianqiang's online name turned out to be €��

So the question is, you are Lu Ming, who am I?!

Lu Ming glanced at his online name again - Heart Towards the Sky...

"Junior brother!"

Fan Jianqiang's expression remained unchanged, but he said earnestly, "You don't know, senior brother is here to sharpen you!"

"Besides, a name is just a code name. You can be called Lu Ming, I can be called Lu Ming, and everyone can be called Lu Ming, not to mention an online name?"

"What's it called? What's the difference?"

"But senior brother." Lu Ming really wants to say, although we are real, we are not stupid!

"If you use this internet name... people will follow the internet cable and hit me."

In the middle, there was something he didn't dare to say.

That is...

With your ability to cause trouble and your 'skill' in trolling people, I'm really afraid of being beaten to death by someone following the network cable!

"How come?"

Fan Jianqiang After hearing this, he waved his hands repeatedly. "It must be impossible. Your senior brother and I are the most honest and honest people. I will never provoke others, so how can I hurt you?"

Lu Ming: "..."

He left Tian Qi, who was sleeping in a tree and was 'stalking', without saying a word, keeping everything in his mind.

"Ahem..."

Fan Jianqiang coughed dryly, and then sighed, "Hey, junior brother, I'm doing this for your own good! Think about it, although you got a fat beating last time, did you just embark on the Immortal Path and fulfill your own dream?!"

"Does Master treat you badly? Are you so vindictive?"

Uh-huh!

Tian Qi opened his eyes and glanced at Lu Ming...

"I... how can I bear grudges against my master's wife? Senior brother, you have misunderstood." Lu Ming was stunned for a moment, then thought about it carefully, isn't that what happened?

Although he had received a beating before, he had already embarked on the journey of Immortal Path, and his wife had been urging him to make his cultivation speed rise rapidly.

Speaking of which, you made money yourself?

He suddenly felt ashamed. "Senior brother, I misunderstood you..."

"It doesn't matter!"

Fan Jianqiang smiled calmly, "How can I blame you?"

"But I thought about it and realized that this online name should indeed be returned to you. However, your training is not enough."

"Let's do this, senior brother, I will test you. If you pass the test at any time, then senior brother will change your name."

"What is the test for Senior Brother?"

"In addition to writing a copy of your thoughts on Elder Zhou's sermon and giving it to Elder Zhou, you can also write a copy of it from another perspective and give it to me. If I think it is qualified, I will return this online name to its original owner."

"Okay senior brother!"

Lu Ming is full of confidence.

This is my senior brother's care and deep love for me!

How could I let my senior brother down?

"Well, a boy can be taught~"

Fan Jianqiang nodded lightly, but his heart was already filled with joy...

Fan Jianqiang is actually happy.

The other disciples who were watching the live broadcast wanted to vomit blood...

It's like when I was in elementary school, after the teacher finished a class. "Come on, come on, write an essay based on what I said, no less than 800 words!"

Do you want primary school students to collapse or not?!

Forget about being a primary school student, at least he has experience. It's not the first time anyway, he already has experience, right?

But for the immortal cultivators, this is the real first time!

In the past, everyone could just forget it after listening to the lectures. How could there be homework after the lectures?!

Collapse!!!

A complete collapse!!!

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