My Purple Mansion Will Surely Shine Even Brighter
Miracle Peak.
The Divine Calculator was speechless for a moment...
The followers around him were also taken aback and couldn't help but ask, "Senior brother, is it necessary to write down these insights?"
"You may ask them yourselves."
The Divine Calculator was extremely frustrated.
Isn't that obvious?
Elder Zhou said that there would be consequences if I didn't write it, and they sounded like very serious consequences. You're asking me if I absolutely have to write it?
Do you think I want to write this?!
If I could avoid writing, I...
Um???
Suddenly, the Divine Calculator had a flash of inspiration.
He found that since he had more and more dealings with Her Your Highness Saintess, his thinking seemed to have been completely opened up, and his mind became more and more agile.
Often, unconventional ideas will emerge.
For example, now...
"Zhao Yang!"
"Senior brother?"
"You've been following me willingly for quite some time now, haven't you?"
"Senior brother, it's been more than three years..." Zhao Yang sighed, "Over the years, Zhao Yang have benefited greatly from your guidance."
"Okay, that's good!"
"However, I, the Divine Calculator, am also someone who strives to be the best. As my followers, you should also work hard."
"Don't worry, senior brother, Zhao Yang will definitely..."
"No, Elder Zhou's words have given me some ideas."
"Therefore, I have decided to set up some assessments!"
"An assessment...?!"
Zhao Yang was stunned after hearing this!
What the heck?
It feels like something big is about to happen again!
"Yes, an assessment!"
"But I haven't figured out the system's assessment method yet, so for now, let's just follow Elder Zhou's suggestion."
"Within three days of Elder Zhou's sermon, write me your reflections, but they must be different from the ones you wrote for Elder Zhou!"
"I want to see how much you've actually improved in these three years."
"Zhao Yang, you must understand my good intentions. I truly hope that you can also wholeheartedly pursue the Dao and strive for excellence..."
"Senior brother, Zhao Yang... understands."
Zhao Yang's face turned pale.
The other followers nearby were also trembling with fear, on the verge of collapse!
One serving is enough to make them tear out countless strands of hair; if they ordered another...
Good heavens!
Are they even alive?
Fortunately, the Divine Calculator didn't look at them or give them any 'tests', which made them gradually breathe a sigh of relief.
This made Zhao Yang even more uneasy.
Why did Senior Brother Fang only test me and not the others?
Is it because they're dissatisfied with me? Do they think I've neglected my spiritual practice? Or do they think I have more potential than others and have higher expectations of me?
I'm so nervous!
However, this also solidified his resolve.
"I must write a reflection that will satisfy my senior brother completely!"
Little did he know that the Divine Calculator was extremely satisfied with his approach and strategy.
"Indeed, doing things according to His Highness's way of thinking makes things much easier~"
"I have one, two, three... a total of thirty-seven followers. Even if each one is 'tested' once, that's thirty-seven times..."
"Mmm, that feels good."
Ten Thousand Stars Peak.
The Holy Son emerged from seclusion with a dark face. "Each of you write two reflections, each one different. Give one to Elder Zhou, and give the other to me!"
"Yes, Your Highness..."
The Protector Disciple looked at each other, almost bursting into tears.
at the same time.
Countless Purple Mansion Disciple are on the verge of collapse...
Insights?
How do I write this?!
If it's just insights gained from practicing magic, that's fine; you can just write down the process and your experiences.
But preaching...
The word 'Tao' is inherently mysterious and profound.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be the saying "it can only be understood intuitively, not explained in words"!
Now you want us to write down our reflections?!
This... this...
Everyone's dumbfounded, okay?!
This moment.
All the disciples watching the live stream felt the fear of being dominated by 'online classes'!
Or rather, the scariest thing isn't taking online classes.
Instead, after online classes, they still assign homework and check it!
Central Province.
Qi Zi·Fan blinked. "Uncle-Master, I feel like Elder Zhou is holding a grudge against me..."
"He called out names and said he remembered them!"
"... Zixiao, don't be afraid! Your master has already said that if he dares to cause you trouble, I'll let him know why flowers bloom in a different way."
Su Muxue said earnestly, "For example, you don't need to write down these insights!"
"Ah?"
"This idea was mine!"
Su Muxue said with some smugness, "If I say I won't write it, then you don't have to. If he dares to say anything, then let him come find me!"
"..."
Hurrah!!!
What a jerk!
Not only did they betray their enemies, but this time they practically betrayed all the disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land...
That's at least tens of millions of people!
This is a huge rip-off!
This guy was practically trembling with fear.
With such a huge pit right next to you... what if you accidentally get hurt?
"It's strange, really."
Qi Zi·Fan suddenly realized. "I was thinking of using my phone to auction Fire of Separation Metal and Water Metal Flame, and maybe see if I have the 'potential' to be the protagonist, or maybe I can snag a bargain or something."
"How did it suddenly turn into a robbery of the Treasure Vault vault and a runaway?"
"..."
"It must be because of that jerk Su the Runner!"
This guy didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
To say it's a loss...
It's not a loss.
But as for making money...
They'll definitely find out about it later, tsk tsk tsk...
The sermon continued.
As a preacher in the Purple Mansion Holy Land, Zhou Yuan's sermons were almost like lotus blossoms, displaying profound wisdom.
Even though Qi Zi·Fan didn't understand much of it, she still found it very sophisticated and insightful, and benefited greatly from it...
Don't be fooled by the fact that this guy spouts the Tao Te Ching and has accumulated Merit Golden Ring.
That's simply because the world doesn't have the Tao Te Ching!
This guy can recite it, but you need to get him to understand it?
Fart!
That thing is so profound, how do you understand it?
Let alone him, even Qi Zixiao couldn't understand it.
Only a big shot like Mo Daolin could benefit immensely from hearing this just once...
At this moment, Zhou Yuan's sermon was somewhat 'profound' for Qi Zi·Fan, but not to the point of being completely incomprehensible, so it was quite beneficial.
but...
I haven't been listening for very long yet.
Su Muxue spoke again.
"How boring!"
"Preaching is so boring! If I weren't traveling, I probably would have fallen asleep by now!"
She looked disgusted. "No wonder I used to fall asleep whenever the Preaching Elder gave lectures back then!"
Okay!
Qi Zi·Fan muttered to himself.
This person's image is now more 'three-dimensional'.
And what about those who feel sleepy as soon as they start a lecture?
Believe it or not, I have this constitution too!
This lecture lasted half a day.
It was already dark when Zhou Yuan finally concluded, saying slowly, "Let's end today's sermon here."
"Remember, submit your insights to me within three days!"
"Don't even think about slacking off, and don't think I don't know who's watching the live stream. I have the list. You wait and see, you'd better watch out..."
Click!
The live stream has ended.
Before Qi Zi·Fan could even speak, Su Muxue spat out a curse.
"It's finally over!"
I almost suffocated!
"But I think this live stream is really interesting. Come on, Zixiao, take my phone and record me!"
Qi Zi·Fan looked at the phone Su Muxue handed her. "???"
"I want to do a live stream!" Su Muxue declared confidently and with great enthusiasm.
"..."
What are you streaming?
"Of course, it's to impart my valuable experience!"
Su Muxue raised her neck, revealing her true appearance, which was unbelievably beautiful. Her fair, smooth, delicate, and slender neck made Qi Zi·Fan swallow hard.
"Valuable... experience?"
"That's certainly valuable experience!"
Su Muxue shook her head, quite pleased with herself. "It is certainly important for a teacher to impart knowledge, teach skills, and resolve doubts, but valuable experience is the most precious thing!"
"When it comes to experience in the Cultivation World and traveling around, even if your master and those old guys like Zizhu and Xiao Zhan were all combined, they still couldn't compare to me."
"Tell me, is my experience valuable and rare?"
"They are extremely fortunate to have received my guidance!"
Qi Zi·Fan: "..."
If I were to receive your 'personal guidance,' wouldn't that be an incredible blessing, earned through ten lifetimes of good deeds?!
but...
That's not right!
This guy suddenly realized something.
Are you trying to impart your valuable experience?!
You call that valuable experience? Or is it more than all of Mo Daolin's and his group's combined experience?
Come on, that's clearly just your experience of causing trouble and scamming people!
Are you going to start a live stream to share your valuable experience?!
Good heavens...
Are you going to teach all the Purple Mansion Disciple how to scam people?!
!!
If this were to actually be passed on...
Okay!
From then on, it's likely that not only were all the Purple Mansion Saintess ' Demoness ', but also that not all of them were like that.
If this valuable experience were actually broadcast live, I'm afraid many disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land would be cursed as scumbags when they travel outside, and might even become rats in the street, hated by everyone!
Just thinking about that scene...
Okay!
Qi Zi·Fan was speechless.
"What are you all standing there for?!"
Su Muxue, however, was completely oblivious to all of that and appeared extremely excited. "It's rare for me to be interested, quick, quick, let's start the live stream!"
"I'm going to show Big-Headed Zhou how to 'preach' in a way that keeps his disciples interested and prevents them from falling asleep!!!"
Qi Zi·Fan: "..."
What else can we do?
Since Su Muxue is so insistent, then let's... broadcast it!
The live stream room was created in just a few minutes!
Qi Zi·Fan took a deep breath and said, "Uncle-Master, are you really sure you want to share your precious and cherished experience with others?"
What's wrong with that?
Su Muxue smiled broadly, "My experience is valuable and precious, but adaptability and talent are the most important. They are not like you. You would be lucky if you could learn two or three tenths of my skills."
"Open it, open it, open it again, give my martial uncle a full Purple Mansion promotion~!"
"Why didn't I think of this before?"
"If only the word had been spread earlier..."
"My Purple Mansion will surely become even more glorious and dazzling!"
Qi Zi·Fan awkward laugh, "..."
You really have a lot of confidence!
I almost couldn't hold on today, but thankfully I made it through! Yay! Keep going!