What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 333

How Could He Not Wear His Underwear on the Outside?

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"What on earth is that?!"

In the instant the screen went blank, Lin Fan discovered that the 'light' continued its journey into the distance without slowing down after piercing the meteorite, until it disappeared.

But that's precisely why he was shocked.

"Could he really be a cultivator?"

"No, that's not right, there are no cultivators on Earth..."

"But if not, then why is it so fast?!"

Only those who cultivate immortality truly understand those who cultivate immortality.

Besides, Lin Fan is someone with a ' Large Account ', and even though I'm currently using a 'small account', I still have some understanding of him!

Given that the meteorite was traveling at nearly Mach 100 at the time, the 'ball of light' caught up from behind and instantly pierced, exploded, and passed through...

The speed is at least close to Mach 150 or even faster!

At this speed, even a Great Ascension Stage might not be able to fly this fast without teleportation!

Even my own Large Account is far from being able to do that.

If they were truly cultivators, what would be the point of all this? Does Earth even have a powerful figure of that caliber protecting it?!

"I still don't think he could be a cultivator."

Lin Fan muttered to himself, "In today's environment, it's difficult for cultivators to even emerge. Even if there really is some Blessed Land, it's impossible for a master of this level to appear."

"But if they aren't cultivators, then what are they?"

He closed his eyes and tried to 'explore' it.

But it turned out that it couldn't be calculated!

At least for now, the Heaven and Earth Grand Deduction Art is incomprehensible.

"Could it be that he is a cultivator, far stronger than me, who has obscured the secrets of heaven, making it impossible to calculate?"

He pondered for a moment but couldn't reach a conclusion, so he had to temporarily abandon the idea.

Shortly after, the phone rang.

"The Seventh Vice Minister?"

Upon answering the phone, Lin Fan smiled and asked, "What can I do for you?"

"Thank you for your help."

The Seventh Vice Minister's opening words were words of gratitude, which made Lin Fan feel a little better.

"Regarding cooperation, we have always believed that it is possible!"

"We will arrive at your residence in about half an hour. At that time, the other Minister will finalize the contract details with us via video conference. Is that convenient for you?"

"That's convenient, let's settle on this!"

"Good!"

After hanging up the phone, the Seventh Vice Minister's gaze was deep and thoughtful.

"He doesn't seem injured, and it's confirmed that we can discuss cooperation in half an hour. In other words, he was in a hurry to leave after shattering the meteorite. So he wasn't injured after all, but rather in urgent need of healing?"

"Working with this kind of person... I just hope he can stick to his principles."

The Seventh Vice Minister was also somewhat helpless.

Lin Fan's current combat prowess is too strong.

We have no choice but to cooperate.

But who can keep Lin Fan in check?

At least for now, it seems unlikely that anyone will use advanced technology.

Therefore, they had no choice but to put aside all their ulterior motives and sincerely cooperate with Lin Fan, hoping that Lin Fan would reciprocate in the same way.

otherwise...

But no one can stop them!

at the same time.

Video footage related to Lin Fan shattering the meteorite has been obtained all over the world. After all, it has been made public, and there is no pressure to obtain it.

' Eagle Region '...

The "Capitalist Income Protection Guild" brought together many of its top officials.

Since it was late at night for them, many of them were even "pulled" out of bed!

"Olin Shet, why did you call us over so late at night?"

"I recently landed a new model who's waiting for me, Chairman. You'd better have something important to announce..."

Many people were cursing and expressing their dissatisfaction.

Many Westerners are used to freedom and never work overtime.

If we ask them to wear a mask for their own good, they'll cause a huge commotion, more so than if we killed their entire family. How much more so if we ask these high-ranking officials to 'work overtime' right now?

"Shut up!"

The president snorted coldly, "I know more about all of this than any of you. If there weren't special circumstances, believe me, I would be having more fun than any of you!"

"Now, something terrible has happened!"

"The meteor shower brought three huge meteorites, each over 200 meters in diameter, which broke through the atmosphere and fell in Hua Nation!"

"What?!"

The crowd was shocked; no one continued to curse or grumble, but instead everyone became extremely worried.

"Three of them, each over two hundred meters in diameter?!"

"Doesn't that mean the whole world is about to undergo a massive transformation?!"

"Oh shit, what about our business? Should we sell our stocks as soon as possible and convert them into gold or other safe-haven assets?"

"It's highly likely that the global environment will become extremely harsh for a very long time to come. Luckily, I'm a doomsday believer, and I've already built an underground fortress with enough supplies to support a hundred people for a hundred years!!!"

"I..."

"Enough!"

The president roared, "You bunch of idiots! Can't you let me finish what I have to say?!"

"Just watch it on the big screen yourself!"

The words fell.

Suddenly, that terrifying video appeared on the big screen...

Coincidentally, the video chosen by the president was a clip from Little Strawberry's live stream.

This is also the video taken at the 'closest distance', bar none!

A moment later...

"Oliven Shet?!"

"Fuck!!!"

"Is this even human?!"

"Superman?!"

Why isn't he wearing his underwear on the outside?

"Is this a savior?!"

"But why is the savior in Hua Nation? He should be one of our Eagles' subjects!"

"This video can't be real, right?!"

"..."

Shocked, they gradually began to have doubts.

This is absolutely terrifying!

That can't possibly be true!

"That's the problem." The chairman said with a stern face, "We all know that the Resident Happiness Living Department in Hua Nation has always been working hard for the happiness of its residents!"

"If this weren't true, the Resident Happiness Living Department of Hua Nation would have clarified it immediately, but they didn't, which speaks volumes!"

"Moreover, according to the news we Eagle Country have sent back from over there, it's true! It really happened!"

"But so far, the Resident Happiness Living Department of Hua Nation has not said a single word, neither denying nor admitting it. What does this mean?"

Although they are all 'officials', in reality they are more like capitalists, after all... this is Capitalist Income Protection Guild!

Everyone's mind is incredibly sharp and quick.

They quickly figured out the problem.

"This means that the people in the Resident Happiness Living Department of Hua Nation... are in contact with that superman?!"

"Let me correct you. In Hua Nation call these kinds of people... cultivators!"

"Cultivators? I know about that, but isn't that something from novels and myths? How could this be..."

"Now is not the time to dwell on this. The real issue is that a cultivator has truly emerged in Hua Nation. You have all witnessed his power; he is an 'invincible being' capable of crushing an entire era and countless technologies!"

"And it is very likely that the people in the Resident Happiness Living Department of Hua Nation are trying every possible way to make contact."

"If they actually get in touch, or even start cooperating, the consequences are definitely something we don't want to see!"

"The problem now is," the chairman's gaze swept over everyone, "We must come up with a plan. What should our Capitalist Income Protection Guild do?!"

I think!!!

In an instant, the leaders of the Capitalist Income Protection Guild began a heated argument and discussion, and then...

A conclusion was reached in less than half an hour.

First, that 'cultivator' is too powerful, completely beyond the scope of scientific understanding. We can only befriend him, not antagonize him!

Second, send people there immediately, at all costs, to make contact with them and promise unimaginable wealth and benefits to reach a cooperation agreement!

Third, it would be best to get them to come to their Eagle Country, to serve the Capitalist Income Protection Guild!

"..."

"Let's do it that way then."

The chairman sighed, "Send someone there immediately."

"But I never imagined that one day we would be so passive and humble..."

What has been their usual style of doing things?

Just do it!

They'll mess with whoever they don't like without any hesitation. They might not use force, but they'll definitely make the other person suffer terribly.

For example, economic sanctions or something...

But now, the terrifying strength displayed by that cultivator makes it difficult for them to have such thoughts. They can only try every means to befriend and win him over.

And it's not just the Eagle Country...

Little Japan Region, Bear Country, Stick Country Region, Europe Region...

Everyone was alarmed and acted immediately upon hearing the news!

but...

There are almost no exceptions.

Even in the most insidious and shameless Stick Country Region like Chicken Country and South Korea, no one chose to confront them head-on...

This is because the strength Lin Fan displayed was simply too terrifying.

Who would dare to order a 'forceful' attack on Lin Fan?

It's probably because they've never died before!

That punch could shatter half a meteorite; if it hit 'himself', wouldn't he be covered in bruises?!

Who dares to provoke them?

Nobody dares to mess with them!

Therefore, their superiors almost all issued the same order.

We can only befriend them, not antagonize them!

We will spare no expense to win them over!

The whole world was shocked by Lin Fan's act of 'shattering the stone', and countless forces began to operate frantically.

The people were not idle either.

They were also stunned when they saw the video.

"Oh my god?! Oily Corey Z?"

"I can't believe this is true!"

"But in Hua Nation, countless people have already confirmed that this is true!"

"Oulin Shit! I always wanted to go to Hua Nation 'Kung Fu,' but everyone around me told me it was fake. Turns out... they don't practice martial arts, they cultivate immortality?! Who was it that advised me against going to Hua Nation? Shit!"

"It's not too late to go now, I've already bought my plane ticket..."

"Fuck, I'm too slow! All the plane tickets for the next two weeks are already sold out?! How fast are you guys?!"

"..."

At this moment, Hua Nation became the focus of the world!

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