What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 332

Call Me Grandpa and I'll Listen

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When I got home, before I entered the door, I found that Old Chen, Zhou Xiaoran, and Zhou Na were already waiting at the door. It looked like they had been waiting for a long time.

"Is your kid okay?"

Old Chen spoke, the concern on his face said it all.

"It's pretty good, it's not a loss this time!"

Lin Fan smiled and nodded.

It's not a loss. Didn't I get a Strange Fire? It's a pity that Tiandao is so stingy. If not, let's get a 'Light Bulb' for the 'trumpet' to play with. Wouldn't it be so delicious?

"It's okay. That meteorite just now was really scary."

Old Chen sighed, "I really didn't expect that a meteorite of this size would suddenly fall, and there was no news before..."

"I guess it's because I'm afraid of causing panic, and the probability isn't high."

Zhou Xiaoran pondered, "It should not be higher than ten percent, no, it should not be higher than eight percent, a small probability event."

"You..."

Old Chen was stunned. "How did you calculate it?"

"I roughly checked the approximate location of Centauri online, and then calculated the speed of the meteor shower, and..."

"Stop."

Zhou Na stretched out his hand to stop him. "I don't understand, I don't understand."

Lin Fan couldn't help but look at her a few more times. "That's amazing."

The probability given by the Resident Happiness Living Department is no more than ten percent. Well, Zhou Xiaoran went one step further and calculated it to within eight percent!

Unfortunately, low probability does not mean it will not happen.

Fortunately, there is no loss this time, so Lin Fan feels... a profit!

Well done!

What a wonderful time~!

"Go in and sit down?"

This guy took out the key...

"I'm relieved that you're fine. It's better to go back and continue studying the formation." Old Chen shook his head. "Today's incident can be regarded as a wake-up call for me."

"It seems that the earth is calm, and our country is even safer, as if everything can develop normally. However, there are still too many unknown risks in this world, and they are too great."

"Without you, those meteorites would have been a disaster for the entire world!"

"Yes!"

Zhou Na nodded repeatedly.

Old Chen continued to add, "You can't save the world by yourself every time, right?"

"If the formation is successfully deployed, it should be able to withstand it..."

"That can definitely be resisted."

Lin Fan nodded. "That's right, it's time to put it on the agenda. After all, the next crisis may come anytime soon, and it may not be this kind of 'unconscious' crisis..."

Old Chen and Lin Fan looked at each other and nodded slightly. They both understood what the other meant.

They had talked about this before.

To put it simply, if the earth is after Spiritual Qi Revival... then the earth will undoubtedly be 'upgraded' to a cultivation planet.

At that time, let's not talk about what changes will happen to the earth.

But there is one thing you must pay attention to.

That is, after the earth becomes a cultivation planet, will it be sensed by other planets and worlds in Cultivation World?

The possibility is high!

Maybe they have always known about the existence of the earth. In Lin Fan's opinion, there is no need to add maybe!

Because there were cultivators before the earth, those magic weapons are enough to prove everything!

What's more, there are also the legends of Five Colors Divine Light and Kong Xuan. How did those things spread to the earth?

Lin Fan I really don't believe that on a small earth, Pangu, the Six Innate Saints, and three thousand gods and demons can appear.

Just those big guys, one look is enough to destroy the earth many times, right?

So where do these legends come from?

Someone must have brought it!

Who?

A cultivator, a cultivator... no matter what he is called, he is just a cultivator.

It is true that those people do not exist on the earth today, but isn't that because the earth has no aura? Of course, immortal cultivators would not come to a place without spiritual energy, as this would not be of any benefit to them.

However, Cultivation World must know the existence of the earth...

At least there is in the record!

And if, after Earth Spiritual Qi Revival, those people accidentally discover...

Hey?

The originally 'dark' earth suddenly lit up, with aura?

Any ideas?!

You definitely need to explore it, right?

Let's see what's going on. Of course, we also have to feel the truth and see if there's any benefit to be gained...

Furthermore, direct enslavement is not impossible.

Or, some guys who are not doing well in Cultivation World choose to 'be a chicken head rather than a phoenix tail' and directly come to occupy the entire planet and become 'Planet Head'. Is this attractive?

Absolutely!

But here comes the problem.

The existences that can cross the boundless universe are at least at Nascent Soul and above!

As for Yuanying, they can only go into space without being GG. To put it simply, they can survive in space.

But there are many dangers in space. It is estimated that when the time comes, it will not only be the Nascent Soul cultivation level...

What should we do if that kind of person comes?

Fuck him?

What if Lin Fan can't do it?

Therefore, the formation must be researched as soon as possible!

Moreover, all defensive formations and attack formations must be deployed before Spiritual Qi Revival.

Only in this way can the earth have some confidence...

Both of them knew all this very well, so everything was kept secret.

"Okay, then you guys get busy first. I guess I have something to do here soon."

"Yes, sir."

Zhou Xiaoran nodded in agreement, and then left together with Old Chen.

Zhou Na did not leave immediately. Instead, he shook his head and said, "If you have time, you can check it out online. You are very popular now~~"

"It's done Na-jie."

Lin Fan grinned.

"Hey, now you call me Na-jie, I'm always a little scared!"

Zhou Na rolled his eyes. "Can you tell me, how old are you? How many years have you been practicing?"

"I always feel that with your strength, you should be an old monster who has been practicing for who knows how many years."

"..."

"That's right, Old Taoist I'm already thirteen thousand five hundred years old this year. It's enough for you to be your wife, grandpa, so why don't you take advantage of me? Can you please call me grandpa?"

"Get out!!!"

Zhou Na gritted his teeth immediately, then rolled his eyes and left.

'Go away' yourself.

There's no way, this has already been rented out, right?

"Is it on the Internet..."

When I got home, I threw the flame into the alchemy furnace. Lin Fan lay on the sofa and played with his mobile phone.

During this time, there has been a lot of news on Feixin.

There were shouts from best friend 'Wang Dong', shock and thanks from Wu Guodong, and shocked inquiries from classmates and friends who recognized him.

After selecting some more important ones and replying, Lin Fan opened Weibo...

There are a lot of trolls and idiots in this thing, but the speed of updating news is also really fast, so take a look and there is nothing wrong with it.

After entering...

Click on hot search.

Suddenly, many topics came into view.

This time, no one forced me to take the number one spot on the most searched list. However, it felt more like someone had completely 'circumscribed' the entire list.

Because all the top ten most searched topics are related to meteorites!!!

#legendary One-Punch Man? Do immortal cultivators really exist?! #

#Flying on a Sword, blasting the meteorite with one punch, there really are immortal cultivators on earth! #

#Meteorites fall from the sky, four suns cross the sky, and the immortal cultivators angrily 'shoot at the sun'! #

#The most beautiful meteor shower is limited and the worst disaster#

#It is reported that when they learned that the meteorite was coming, all countries and regions around the world were on high alert! #

#Good luck or bad luck? The chance of a meteorite falling from a building is less than 10%, but we encountered it! #

#Resignation rate soars! A large number of young people are shouting that I want to become an immortal! #

#Celestial Master Residence Daoist priest confirmed that the last mantra recited by the 'immortal cultivator' was Celestial Master Residence Golden Light Spell! #

#Rational analysis, if the meteorite is not stopped, where will the earth go? #

#shock! After carefully analyzing the video of the Xiongguo meteorite last year, we found that the explosion was also very abnormal. In slow motion, you can see a light catching up with the meteorite from behind. After the collision, the meteorite exploded. Could it be that the last time it was a cultivator?! #

#...#

At a glance.

They were all topics related to meteorites, without any exception, not even just the top ten. Lin Fan looked through the top fifty, and almost all of them were related to meteorites and himself.

Most of them were shocked by the terror of the meteorite and the existence of immortal cultivators.

The 'medium' part is a topic related to it in the country.

A small part involves foreign countries.

As for the comments, Lin Fan didn't read them in detail, but he got a rough idea.

Basically, it's all fear + happiness + excitement!

Meteorites are so terrifying that I am afraid when I think back to where they came from. After all, if it really hits, the entire earth will undergo great changes. No one can say for sure what will happen then.

Fortunately, the same is true of course.

As for excitement...

It will be associated with the 'immortal cultivator'!

Influenced by traditional culture, various myths and stories, cultivation novels, etc., many people in China have a natural yearning for "cultivating immortals".

But in the past, where could we see traces of 'immortal'?

I don't know how many times I have refuted the rumor, so people can only regard it as an illusion and a dream.

But now, the immortal cultivator appears in front of you...

Does anyone still doubt it?

Doubtful!

So many people saw with their own eyes that with one punch, the shock wave directly shattered almost all glass products within a radius of ten miles...

Countless hard facts are enough to explain everything!

However, what really interests Lin Fan is the meteorite from the Bear Country!

He clicked on the relevant topic and saw the video in it.

Many netizens have jumped out to prove that the video has not been edited, but has been slow-played. There is also the original video at the end of the video.

Lin Fan Click on the video and watch carefully...

Boom!!!

Suddenly, a fireball shone in the endless sky. It was not as big as the three that he had smashed, but it was by no means small.

In an instant, two suns appeared in the sky.

But at this moment, a 'light' that was much smaller than the meteorite suddenly chased up from behind the meteorite, and then penetrated the meteorite!!!

Boom!

The meteorite burst into flames, as if a sun exploded at this moment! (PS: This video does exist, but its authenticity has not been officially confirmed)

Then, the screen went blank...

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