What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 405

What Use Is Wearing a Suit and Tie?

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"Then I'll take one million Spirit Stone from you."

Qi Saintess spoke calmly, "This item is precious and requires the support of my sect's imperial Sky Gazing Mirror, so it is quite expensive."

"Our meeting today is a case of 'no fight, no friendship,' so I'll offer you a discount; a million Spirit Stone will suffice!"

"Your Highness is too kind. I am extremely grateful."

Lin Fan responded with a smile.

then...

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the two exchanged money for goods.

After obtaining the celestial device, ' Lin Fan ' clearly showed excitement and even registered an account and logged in in front of everyone.

The virtual 'AR' images flashed by in an instant, leaving many customers and waitresses in the restaurant eager to explore further, but unfortunately, the opportunity was lost.

The next second, they began to communicate with each other through Divine Sense.

"A celestial mechanism? What is this?!"

"It seems to be the name of a unique magical artifact from the Purple Mansion Holy Land. I've heard people mention it before. It also seems to have another name: mobile phone, which can remotely 'live stream'?"

"And what is live streaming?"

"I don't know that, but a million Spirit Stone is still a 'discounted price,' so this celestial opportunity must be extraordinary!"

"..."

In just a few words, many people have gained a general understanding.

What is the magic of immortality?

I don't know!

What is live streaming?

I don't know either!

But if this tycoon bought it, and Qi Zixiao even said that a million Spirit Stone was a friendly price, then this 'Immortal Opportunity' must be a good thing!

Otherwise, that nouveau riche wouldn't be so humble in his 'purchase request,' would he?

If only I could buy one...

But at that moment, Lin Fan, overjoyed, cupped his hands to the Qi Saintess and said, "Thank you for your kindness, Your Highness. I have some important matters to attend to, so I will take my leave now."

"By the way, my surname is Lin, and my given name is Fan. I hope Your Highness will not laugh at me."

"It's alright, meeting is fate, and we can be considered friends."

Qi Saintess smiled calmly, "Please go ahead, fellow Daoist."

"Then I shall take my leave."

Lin Fan cupped his hands in greeting, took the "Immortal Mechanism," and left with a smile.

Why is it called "Fairy Machine"?

Naturally, it's to make the product look more high-end so that it can command a higher price, right?

However...

Before he even reached the door, Lin Fan seemed to notice that many people were staring at him, so he stopped and pursed his lips.

"Hehe!"

"What's the point of you all dressing so luxuriously and in such colorful clothes?"

"Even though they are disciples of the Central Province Holy Land, they still can't afford a single immortal machine. It's really... hehe!"

Qi Zixiao not only acted as a 'shill' for herself, but also started to mock her directly.

It's practically like saying, "What's the point of you all dressing so smartly and in such colorful clothes? You can't even afford a magic weapon... Eat shit!"

Even without saying it outright, those two mocking and disdainful "hehe"s before leaving sent chills down everyone's spines and made them want to curse!

"Heh heh you're kidding me!"

"Lin Fan, is that right? I'll remember you!"

"This kid's really arrogant!!! Hmph, just wait and see, he'll get his chance eventually!"

"Heh... heh?? Could this kid's Daoist name be ' True Person HeHe '?!"

"I think so. It's absolutely despicable. From now on, no one should ever say 'hehe' in front of me again, or I'll never forgive them!!!"

Then...

However, many cultivators with some resources, spurred on by ' True Person HeHe ' Lin Fan, couldn't sit still any longer.

Can't even afford a magic machine, huh?

I'll buy one for you to see!!!

Of course, they didn't decide to buy the Immortal Machine entirely because of this statement. They had been interested in it before, since the legend of the 'cell phone' had been circulating even in Central Province during this period.

However, there is very little information available, and most people only know about the live streaming function.

The disciples of Jade Pool Holy Land know more about it, but how noble is Jade Pool Holy Land? Putting aside its status as a holy land, all of them are 'fairy' level figures. Even Holy Land Disciple would want to get in touch with them and become their Daoist partners.

Ordinary cultivators can communicate with him?

Absolutely no chance!

Therefore, my understanding of the divination method is really not that extensive.

But just now, ' True Person HeHe Lin Fan ' offered a million Spirit Stone to buy a celestial opportunity, instantly piquing their interest...

Then, another extremely sarcastic remark, like "Eat shit, you guys!"

Anyone with a modicum of pride and ambition could hardly resist!

"Qi Saintess!"

Immediately, several people jumped out and respectfully clasped their fists at Qi Saintess, who was about to leave. "I am also willing to spend a million Spirit Stone to purchase the immortal opportunity. I hope Your Highness Saintess will give me a chance!"

"Your Highness, me too..."

"And me, Your Highness, please give me a chance."

"The divine artifacts... must be extraordinary. Your Highness, could you sell us some?"

They all started asking to buy.

One million Spirit Stone...

Is it expensive?!

It's really not cheap!

Keep in mind that each one costs only a thousand Spirit Stone in the Purple Mansion, and that's already a profit of nearly a thousand times. This directly increases the profit by another thousand times!

but...

Our Qi Saintess's performance today was amazing!

First, they compared who was the richest to attract attention, and then they directly portrayed ' Lin Fan ' as an extremely arrogant and spoiled rich kid.

Then, he made this nouveau riche spend a million Spirit Stone to buy the immortal machine, and he "reluctantly" agreed. At the same time, he also brought out the imperial weapon, the Heavenly Sky Gazing Mirror, to elevate the status of the immortal machine once again. A million Spirit Stone? That's a discounted price!

Wouldn't that instantly drive up the price of the magic device?

What?

Only one thousand Spirit Stone in the Purple Mansion?!

They're not disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, what do they know!

Even if we find out later, that's a matter for the future. Besides, it's not us offering them a price now; they're the ones willing to pay one million Spirit Stone to buy it!

Although the original price was 1,000 Spirit Stone, that was the price we sold to our fellow disciples. Selling it to outsiders, it's perfectly reasonable to charge a little more, right?

Besides, you yourselves said you were willing to spend one million to "buy" it; you yourselves begged me to sell it to you!

Is it my fault?

Do I have to try and negotiate the price down?

That doesn't make sense!

If that's the case, then what's it to me?!

Saintess I did was absolutely flawless!

As more and more people came to buy, Qi Saintess frowned slightly, seemingly reluctant, while Dan the Fatty, Divine Calculator, and the others were all shocked.

One million Spirit Stone, looking to buy a mobile phone?!

Oh my god!

What kind of crazy move is this?

Are these guys really that rich?

However.

What were they shocked about? These cultivators who wanted to buy the phone had no idea; in fact, they thought it was their own pursuit of the celestial device that caused their shock.

Could it be that the magic device cannot be sold to the public?

Or is a million really too low a price? If so...

However, they couldn't speak at this moment and could only look at Qi Saintess expectantly, hoping to get a positive answer from her.

"Never mind, never mind."

After pondering for a moment, Qi Saintess shook her head and sighed softly, "We cultivators value the concept of fate."

"Since we have met at this moment, it must be fate."

"Just now, Fellow Daoist Lin Fan took away a Celestial Machine from me for a million Spirit Stone. If you want to raise the price here, it would be a bit unreasonable."

"Since that's the case, then we'll give it to you at this price. However, the number of these magical machines produced is limited..."

"Thank you, Your Highness! Please give me one!"

"I want one too!"

"Your Highness, I want one!"

As soon as the Qi Saintess finished speaking, dozens of people immediately began to rush to buy...

In fact, those who dare to patronize the Three Immortals Inn must all be worth over a million Spirit Stone. It's just that not many people were tempted this time. But even so, in a short period of time, Qi Saintess's income had already reached tens of millions of Spirit Stone...

Although it didn't restore all the health that was just sent out, it still restored a small portion of the health.

Although Qi Saintess didn't say it, she was already overjoyed inside!

What's so funny?

Spirit Stone?

That's only a small part of the reason.

The real reason is...

True Person HeHe?

That guy has already made a name for himself in the Cultivation World Cultivation World before he even arrived. I wonder what his expression will be when he finds out.

It's bound to be incredibly exciting!

Outside the Three Immortals Inn.

' True Person HeHe Lin Fan ' glanced around and happened to spot a few familiar faces...

Chi Xiaomo and her group were not completely gone yet!

Meanwhile, several prodigies from the Supreme Unity Holy Land, including Chen Feihua and Huang Shang, were approaching from afar...

"Hehe!"

True Person HeHe unleashed his power once again. With a single "hehe," he made the disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion, including Chi Xiaomo, feel as if they were being scratched by Chi Xiaomo. At the same time, he also attracted the attention of Chen Feihua and the others.

"There's not even a divine clue..."

"Hehe!"

With a slight smirk, ' Lin Fan ' leisurely departed.

Seeing this, Chi Xiaomo and the others wanted to curse, while Chen Feihua and the others also turned pale...

They didn't know what 'hehe' meant, but it just sounded really uncomfortable!

Most importantly, upon hearing the words "divine intervention," they immediately recalled a very unpleasant experience...

At the same time, they have observed the machine up close, especially its live streaming function, so they can be said to know it very well!

In addition to some rumors they heard later, they were actually very interested in 'fairy divination'.

But I have a grudge against Qi Zixiao!

It's impossible to lower yourself and go out of your way to buy it, is it?

However, being mocked for no reason at this moment is really hard for them to remain calm...

C City.

When Lin Fan returned, he was holding a phone in his hand. The screen lit up, displaying the contents of a novel. Clearly, Lin·Purple Firmament had been looking at it just a moment ago.

"... Grave Robbing Novel?"

Upon seeing the book title, Lin Fan was dumbfounded. "So, why did our Saintess suddenly start studying tomb raiding novels?"

"Didn't you used to only read about cultivation and immortality, and almost never read about other schools of thought?"

"Could it be that you're tired of reading cultivation novels and want to try something different?"

After glancing at the content casually, this guy felt even more compelled to complain.

"What the hell? This Grave Robbing Novel is about raiding the tomb of the First Emperor? And finding Immortal Pill???"

"Trash!"

"Grave raiding is fine, but Immortal Pill? This isn't a cultivation novel!"

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