What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 406

Immediately Dig Up the Tomb~

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Lin Fan grumbled for a while, not because he was particularly great, but simply because he found it a bit strange...

Grave robbing is one thing, but finding some ghosts, monsters, or zombies is normal. But digging up Immortal Pill of immortality is going too far.

It's not like we stole a god's tomb, right?

While shaking his head, he closed the novel interface and opened the comments.

Lin·Purple Firmament in the picture has a cold expression. "The current spiritual energy is not enough to support rapid cultivation."

"Based on my guess, it will take some time after the global spiritual Spiritual Qi Revival for cultivators above the Golden Core stage and even above the Nascent Soul Realm to have a normal cultivation speed."

"But that's too slow, we can't wait that long."

"It is almost certain that cultivators will arrive from Beyond the Heavens before that, and a crisis will also befall us. Therefore, we must improve our strength as soon as possible."

"Therefore, I came up with a plan: dig up the grave!"

Upon seeing this, Lin Fan's scalp tingled. "..."

"No wonder our Saintess reads tomb raiding novels, especially those where you can dig up Immortal Pill from tombs! Holy crap, does that mean she wants to go tomb raiding herself? No, according to her, she wants to dig up graves?!"

(O_O)?.

Lin Fan was somewhat bewildered.

In the video, Lin·Purple Firmament continued without pausing, saying, "The Bronze Sword and bronze spear you used before were all dug out of an ancient tomb!"

"I believe that certain ancient tombs must contain items that are connected to cultivators, and may even provide some assistance to you and me. Therefore, it's worth a try!"

"I have already spoken with the Resident Happiness Living Department. I will come over later and then I will go and excavate the First Emperor's Mausoleum."

"The Empress Tomb is also on my list!"

Lin Fan: "(⊙o⊙)..."

"What?!"

"So, the First Emperor's coffin lid is about to burst open! This... this..."

How can this be contained?!

Good heavens! Our Qi Saintess is going to dig up graves!

Even the Resident Happiness Living Department has already been notified, which means that this matter was inevitable.

"Huh!!!"

"First Emperor, please don't blame me in heaven. This really wasn't my idea; it was our Saintess..."

"Even if it's my body then, it's not my soul, so I really don't want to dig up your grave."

"But then again, digging up graves sounds a bit... well, let's just call it archaeology."

"We're cultured people, after all. Can something a cultured person does be called stealing?"

While muttering to himself.

This guy is also thinking.

Try to find some useful or beneficial items from the First Emperor's Mausoleum.

That's quite possible!

After all, the King Goujian's Sword, King Fuchai's Spear, are two good examples. Weren't they both dug out from ancient tombs?

The First Emperor has far more legends about immortals than these two.

It's all about cultivating immortality and seeking Immortal Pill.

Furthermore, since the First Emperor sent people to destroy the most Dragon Vein, then... whose tomb is most likely to contain treasures that are beneficial to cultivators?

It really was the First Emperor!

"It seems that the First Emperor is really turning in his grave!"

"But don't worry, I'll tell our Saintess to be a little gentle and try not to disturb your eternal sleep, cough cough..."

The message section has ended.

However, before Lin Fan could do anything, the phone suddenly rang.

It was a call from the Seventh Vice Minister.

On the other end of the phone, the Seventh Vice Minister was on video, while the other ten Minister of the Resident Happiness Living Department watched from afar through the video.

"Mister Lin."

Holding his phone, the Seventh Vice Minister asked with a hint of hesitation, "How are you feeling today?"

Lin Fan: "..."

Is there really such a question?!

"I'm fine, is there something you need?"

Lin Fan's response relieved the Seventh Vice Minister.

On the other end of the video call, the Minister also laughed out loud, "That's right, that's right, this time it's correct, it's not Second Personality, you can tell from the tone of voice!"

They finally 'figured it out'.

Second Personality?

They speak very coldly, giving off a feeling of keeping people at arm's length! And they are also very difficult to talk to.

Therefore, none of them want to deal with the ' Second Personality '.

But nobody knows exactly when Lin Fan will have his Second Personality, so what should we do?

So they came up with a plan.

That means asking proactively!

Let's not talk about why we contacted you and asked you questions. Let's first determine which personality it is!

Not the Second Personality? Then quickly tell us the problem, and then we'll cooperate with the first personality as much as possible, doing everything we should and shouldn't do.

When the Second Personality takes over...

Hmph!

The matter is settled, so we don't need to deal with the Second Personality anymore, right?

Doesn't that solve the problem perfectly?

For example, right now!

The Seventh Vice Minister immediately said, "It's good that you're in a good mood. Didn't you say before that you wanted to... do some archaeological excavation work?"

"We've decided to send a professional team to work with you to protect and document the relevant cultural relics. What do you think, Mister Lin?"

"..."

Lin Fan was taken aback.

What?

Before he could speak, the Seventh Vice Minister added, "By the way, all the relevant personnel and equipment on our side are in place."

"The clearing work has been completed. Currently, there are no tourists or outsiders in the entire First Emperor's Mausoleum area, and archaeological and excavation work can be carried out at any time."

"As soon as you arrive, Mister Lin, we'll get started. When are you available?"

The Seventh Vice Minister seemed somewhat anxious.

There's nothing I can do!

How can we not be anxious?

Who knows when Lin Fan's ' Second Personality ' will emerge?

Of course, we should get things done as soon as possible while he is in his 'first personality' state. Otherwise, once the Second Personality appears, it will be difficult to deal with him.

"Forehead..."

Lin Fan pondered for a moment, but before he could even speak, the Seventh Vice Minister spoke again, "By the way, if I may ask, when will your Second Personality appear, or under what circumstances?"

"Let's prepare a little..."

That's true!

They really want to make some preparations.

For example, if we knew under what conditions Lin Fan would transform into his Second Personality... such as after falling asleep, or being stimulated by something, or even smelling a certain odor.

But no matter what, as long as we know the source of this 'change', we can prevent it in advance!

"..."

Lin Fan remained silent.

But through this third question, he roughly understood what was going on.

"So, to put it simply, the people in the Resident Happiness Living Department are scared of my ' Second Personality ' and don't really want to cooperate with her?"

Lin Fan was amused.

"What exactly did our Saintess do?"

but...

We're just idling around anyway, right?

Anyway, our Saintess has already said she wants to go dig up graves, and now that the Resident Happiness Living Department has everything ready, isn't it a waste of time for us slow-cultivating dandies to stay at home?

In addition, our Saintess also said that time is of the essence.

Since that's the case...

Then let's go!

"First."

Lin Fan finally spoke, "You can send a team to follow me, or make relevant records, or even do a live broadcast if you want, that's fine too."

"But everything is governed by my will. They cannot order me around; on the contrary, they must obey, or I cannot guarantee what might happen!"

"That's for sure."

The Seventh Vice Minister immediately agreed, "We will take your opinion into consideration!"

"Secondly..."

Lin Fan added, "I can head over right now. Since you're already prepared, let's make this quick and easy to avoid wasting too much manpower and resources."

"That's great..."

"As for when I will develop my Second Personality, or whether there will be any triggers for this change, I really don't know~"

This guy started spouting nonsense. "My personality changes are completely unfounded and unpredictable. Sometimes it lasts a day or two, sometimes a minute or two, and the longest it's happened is even once every few months, so..."

Seventh Vice Minister: "..."

On the other end of the video call, all ten Minister were dumbfounded.

There's no pattern?

It's even possible that they'll be exchanged every few months?

The cause is unclear?

This... this is really uncomfortable!

I'm a little annoyed, but what can I do?

"Then it's settled."

Seeing his old comrades on the other end of the video giving him the OK sign, the Seventh Vice Minister agreed.

"However, regarding the live stream... we don't know who you allow to do it, so we invited an old friend of yours. You should be quite familiar with her. Hopefully, we can have a pleasant collaboration."

"An old friend?!"

Lin Fan was stunned...

What the heck?!

What old friends do I have?

And you're an official organization, a government department. Shouldn't you be hiring a TV station or news channel to do a live broadcast?

Looking for my old friend?

Lin Fan was stunned, unaware that the Seventh Vice Minister were also feeling very bad.

Of course they want to find some professionals to live stream and record everything from all angles, right?

But that's really not appropriate.

First of all, if everything is recorded, wouldn't that completely erase Lin Fan's mystery, and the whole world would know that the cultivator is Lin Fan?!

Secondly, what if Lin Fan suddenly develops Second Personality and starts to dislike those people again?

Even if we don't kill them, just stopping them from following us or broadcasting is still not good!

Therefore, they could only find an 'acquaintance' to cooperate with Lin Fan.

At the same time, this 'acquaintance' also happened to be extremely lucky enough to capture some things that she shouldn't have been able to photograph.

I didn't want her to do any more live streams anyway, and then this just happened, isn't that perfect?

Killing two birds with one stone!

A last resort.

Shortly after hanging up the phone, Liu Gang drove over.

"Mister Lin, the Minister asked me to pick you up and take you to the airport."

"No problem."

Lin Fan smiled and glanced at his right hand, "All done?"

Liu Gang's eyelids twitched. "Okay, all done..."

A little over half a day later, outside the First Emperor's Mausoleum, Lin Fan met their so-called 'acquaintances'!

In fact, Huan Yan admires the First Emperor the most. Although he is called a tyrant, what he did was truly amazing. Without the First Emperor, there might not be a China. After all, he standardized the width of carts and the written language, and unified the currency and weights and measures... He was really impressive.

But... cough cough cough, the plot has reached this point, we still have to dig deeper, hehehe. It's the end of the month, where are the monthly tickets?

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