What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 429

True Person HeHe and the Saintess

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In his own view, Old Chen had indeed made a mistake in his life, and a huge one at that.

This mistake caused him lifelong suffering, and even now, he has not yet recovered from it.

"What a pity."

He sighed, "If only the Spiritual Qi Revival could have started sooner..."

"However, life is never perfect. There will always be some flaws and regrets." At this point, Old Chen grinned again. "Enough with the nonsense from this old man. Alright, what's next?"

"It will be dawn soon."

"..."

Lin·Purple Firmament pondered for a moment, then said, "Before dawn breaks, I'll go back and bring the path over, and then refine this coffin!"

"Otherwise, this big lump would just take up space in the Greenhouse Area."

According to Lin·Purple Firmament's judgment, even with the assistance of the Fallen Heart Flame, a cultivator at the mid- Golden Core Mid-Stage would not be able to melt the coffin.

But now he is already in the Nascent Soul Initial Stage, and his strength has increased by more than double.

With my Nascent Soul Initial Stage cultivation, and with the help of the Strange Fire and the Alchemy Furnace, melting this coffin should not be a problem.

"Unfortunately, at this point, we can only melt it and 'purify' it at the same time, removing some impurities."

"It's not the right time to refine weapons."

Lin·Purple Firmament muttered to herself.

Refining weapons should, in theory, be a skill that all cultivators should be familiar with.

But that was only under normal circumstances. How noble was Qi Saintess's status in the past? And she was only in her early twenties. She was focused on cultivation. Where would she have time to think about things like weapon crafting and pill refining?

Even if one figures it out, without the talent, one may not be able to come up with any results.

After all, not every cultivator has this talent.

Otherwise, the Hundred Refinements Pavilion wouldn't exist in the Cultivation World.

After returning to his residence and carrying the Alchemy Furnace, Lin·Purple Firmament began to melt the Giant Coffin.

The coffin was much larger than the Alchemy Furnace, but... basically all Alchemy Furnace have some 'functions' similar to ' Xumi Mustard Seed '.

Therefore, putting it in is not difficult.

However, using Alchemy Furnace to smelt iron... basically has no benefits. Its only function is to use the furnace to heat the iron, raising the temperature to a higher level, thus making the Giant Coffin easier to melt. That's all.

Why not just take the Giant Coffin back and refine it?

It's described as Giant Coffin; how could it possibly fit in the living quarters?!

The Cultivation World.

Qi Zi·Fan shook his head, and then his hands went numb.

"What kind of clothes are these?!"

Looking down at myself dressed in men's clothing... not only my toes, but even the insteps were clearly visible.

"So..."

"A man?"

Buzz...

At the same time, Sister A'Wu transmitted Qi Zixiao's experiences over the past three days into Qi Zi·Fan's mind, and the next instant, Qi Zi·Fan was dumbfounded...

"So, our Saintess is playing two roles, and one of them is 'me'???"

"And then they let me be so arrogant, even giving me the nickname ' True Person HeHe '???"

"I..."

Qi Zi·Fan was immediately speechless.

"I knew I had a feeling I was going to get scammed. And it turns out I wasn't wrong. And it was our Saintess who scammed me."

"However, to be fair, this is indeed the most cautious approach..."

Although I got a little tricked, it wasn't really a big problem.

At the same time, a little careful thought will reveal that Qi Zixiao's approach is actually the most reasonable and cautious way to play.

Currently, who knows that they are Qi Zi·Fan?

Everyone thought of themselves as ' Lin Fan True Person HeHe,' and no one associated themselves with the Purple Mansion Saintess.

In this way, one's actions become much more free.

By remaining outside the Purple Mansion Holy Land's control, one can completely collude with them from within and without, or even conspire against them.

"Emmmm, colluding with each other is a derogatory term."

"That's roughly the idea, and we also sold a bunch of phones along the way..."

"When it comes to being ruthless, our Saintess is indeed the most ruthless. Selling a cell phone for a million Spirit Stone... tsk tsk tsk."

The guy shook his head for a while, and then found it amusing.

What would it be like for Lin Fan to be a part of the Cultivation World?

She is absolutely different from Qi Zi·Fan.

After all, if it were ' Qi Zi·Fan ', in the eyes of outsiders, he would be the Purple Mansion Saintess.

How could the Purple Mansion Saintess be treated like an 'unknown nobody' when she travels outside?

"Speaking of which, these next two days are basically the time for registration and group assignments for the Heaven's Chosen Assembly, right?"

"I still need to register!"

The purpose of coming to the Three Saints City is for the Heaven's Chosen Assembly, or rather, the Three Lifetimes Method passed down through generations of the city lord.

Now that it's time to register, how could Lin Fan possibly miss it?

"Huh?"

"Looking at it this way, our Saintess really is quite prescient. This isn't exactly a trap, but rather a well-planned and comprehensive preparation made in advance!"

"Why the city lord of the Three Saints City suddenly brought out the Three Lifetimes Method is anyone's guess, and who knows what he might be up to."

"Splitting into two, and becoming two different people, would be much more advantageous in terms of both safety and other aspects."

"However, what I'm more curious about is, will this illusion technique really not be detected by others?"

Lin Fan was a little hesitant.

Qi Zixiao left her this technique, which was passed down from Su the Runner, so Lin Fan also knows this illusion technique, thus preventing him from being exposed.

But here's the problem: can these powerful families keep it a secret from those big shots?

After all, this Heaven's Chosen Assembly geniuses is highly anticipated, and there will certainly be many big names paying attention to it.

"On another note, the fact that Su the Runner was able to use this technique to get his hands on a powerful female cultivator back then... means that even ordinary powerful cultivators probably couldn't see through it, right?"

"Awesome, a bug-level spell!"

After figuring it out, Lin Fan went out and signed up.

The registration area looked very high-end.

There was no sign of looking down on anyone; in Lin Fan's view, these "persons in charge" were all very professional.

He had a stern face, but it didn't give people a feeling of being unapproachable; it was as if the words "business is business" were written all over his face.

"Name, cultivation level, place of origin, and age."

When it was Lin Fan's turn, the person in charge immediately asked him a question.

"I come from the beautiful banks of the Yangtze River. My name is Lin Fan, my cultivation level is... Refinement of the Void, and I am twenty-one years old this year!"

Having witnessed the process of those before him, Lin Fan had naturally already prepared his explanation.

He wasn't afraid of people noticing anything amiss, because everything except his age was true.

But to be honest, his age isn't a problem. Although his original body was more than twenty-one, he was currently in Qi Zixiao's body and was only twenty-one years old!

As for place names...

The person in charge grimaced as he entered information into the jade pendant.

On the banks of the beautiful Yangtze River?

What kind of river is the Yangtze River?

Is it a rather long river? But which river isn't long?!

He didn't care at all, and even wanted to complain.

So what if you haven't heard of this place? The Cultivation World is terrifyingly vast; even powerful beings wouldn't dare claim they could traverse every corner of it.

How many rivers are there in such a vast world?

There are too many to count!

Besides the most amazing and largest rivers, who knows what other rivers there are, and what their names are?

Yangtze...

In the Cultivation World, such a name is extremely common. In fact, most people would simply assume that Jiang is nameless.

After all, long can be considered an 'adjective', right?

A rather long river?

What is this thing? It doesn't even have a name!

What kind of river doesn't have a name? A nobody little river, of course.

Although the person in charge was disdainful, he still calmly asked, "Where are you from? Don't say Yangtze River, Central Province, or some remote wilderness?"

"Western Wilderness".

Lin Fan said it casually.

"Alright, one hundred Spirit Stone."

After the other party finished recording, they handed over the jade token. "This jade token represents your identity as a participant. If you lose it, you will need to pay one hundred Spirit Stone to replace it. Keep it safe."

Okay.

Lin Fan carefully put away the jade token and quickly went to the nearby array to test his 'bone age'.

For such a Heaven's Chosen Assembly, where the participants come from, what their names are... is completely unimportant.

The important thing is that you are indeed a 'prodigy' and your age is within the prescribed range!

If you meet the requirements, as long as you're not some kind of demon, you can participate normally.

Therefore, Lin Fan did not encounter any difficulties and the test was completed normally.

"Qualified!"

The examiner nodded and said, "The first round of the competition begins tomorrow. Just be prepared. The jade tablet will give you a heads-up in advance."

"Good."

Lin Fan nodded and left, while playing with the jade pendant.

It was later discovered that this was a voice transmission token.

It simply has one 'mother card' and N 'child cards'.

The mother card can contact the daughter cards at any time, but daughter cards cannot contact each other.

It is completely incomparable to 'Fairy Machine'.

Just as Lin Fan was about to leave, he happened to see Qi Zixiao bringing Dan the Fatty, Divine Calculator and others to register. His eyes lit up and he went over to them.

Along the way, this guy held his head high and puffed out his chest, displaying the air of a ' True Person HeHe ' (a famous Chinese comedian).

Upon approaching, he gave a slight bow and asked, "Qi Saintess, we meet again. How have you been?"

Although Qi Zixiao was an avatar at this moment, since the original body was not present, her way of thinking completely took over from the original body.

This moment.

Seeing Lin Fan standing right in front of him...

She even felt her mind was in a daze.

Even though she knew perfectly well that the Lin Fan in front of her was actually Qi Zi·Fan in disguise, she still couldn't remain calm.

It was as if Lin Fan were truly standing right in front of him.

However, she controlled it very well. At least others couldn't tell anything, only when the two of them looked at each other could they see the fluctuation in her eyes.

"True Person HeHe, how have you been?"

Qi Zixiao spoke softly, but her eyes were full of smiles.

Sample~

If I call you "True Person HeHe a term of endearment for a man), let's see if you get angry!

Qi Zixiao felt a sense of pleasure from successfully pulling off a prank.

However, Lin Fan simply shrugged and said, "Hehe."

Qi Zixiao: "(⊙o⊙)..."

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