Fellow Daoist HeHe, How About We~

Okay!

I was just trying to get back at this guy a little, but I ended up getting angry myself! Hahaha... Haha my foot!

Qi Zixiao almost couldn't help but roll her eyes.

At this moment, Dan the Fatty came over and said, "Fellow Daoist HeHe, may I ask which sect you belong to and where you come from?"

"I see that you, fellow Daoist, are radiating an aura of wealth and honor; you are destined for great wealth and high status!"

"Recently, our Purple Mansion has discovered a game of chess that allows people to comprehend the Great Dao, called Mahjong!"

"I wonder if you, fellow Daoist, would be willing to play mahjong with us and comprehend the Great Dao?"

Qi Zixiao: "..."

The Divine Calculator: "..."

Lu Ming: "..."

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining: "..."

The others remained silent, but Fan Jianqiang, who looked honest and unassuming, was quite interested. "Mahjong can indeed help one understand the great principles of the universe, containing endless mysteries of the world..."

"We have met before, and I wish to share this great Dao with Fellow Daoist HeHe. What do you think?"

Lin Fan's eyes darted around.

Qi Zixiao almost put her hand to her forehead...

The two of them knew Dan the Fatty and Fan Jianqiang very well. Seeing them singing in unison, they knew exactly what the two were thinking!

He's clearly just watching ' Lin Fan,' a rich guy, and wants to win a few rounds!

but...

Qi Zixiao just wanted to say, "They're overestimating themselves."

My mahjong skills are all from Earth, and even now I can still beat you guys to a pulp. You still want to mess with him?!

Want to win Spirit Stone?

If we really start 'jointly promoting mahjong', you'll probably be crying!

Thinking of this, she immediately said, "We still need to register, so let's skip it today."

"Your Highness, how could you possibly concern yourself with this matter?"

Dan the Fatty patted his chest, beaming, "Just watch and see!"

After speaking, without waiting for Qi Zixiao's response, this guy went straight to the registration area, and because their 'special effects' were always on, they attracted a lot of attention even before they got close.

At this moment, Dan the Fatty's approach caused a change in the expressions of everyone at the registration desk.

The Three Saints City holds a significant position in the Cultivation World!

However, the problem is that compared to the holy land, it is still far inferior...

At this moment, Dan the Fatty swaggered over with special effects on, practically brandishing the words "I am Core Disciple the Purple Mansion Holy Land" on his face.

How could they possibly remain calm?!

"I, Dan Chengzi from the Purple Mansion Holy Land, have come to register!"

As he approached, this guy suddenly slammed his hand on the table. "Hurry up, did you hear me?!"

Arrogant!

Extremely arrogant!

But this guy wasn't satisfied yet, so he slammed his fist on the table and roared, "Look closely at my face! Also, please add the Saintess, my senior brother, the Divine Calculator Fang Wu, Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming from Wine God Peak, and His Highness's Protector Disciple Chen Cheng and Miss Zhou Yining to sign up!"

"Immediately! Right now!"

"Dare to be negligent, and I'll twist your heads off!"

"..."

Arrogant and domineering!

Dan the Fatty has truly mastered the essence of arrogance. He's clearly a spoiled brat from a major sect, not only arrogant and domineering but also utterly unreasonable.

but...

But surprisingly, nobody thought there was anything wrong with it!

The other cultivators who were cut in line were all very unhappy and wanted to demand an explanation from Dan the Fatty.

But looking at this guy's special effects, his arrogant and domineering manner, and the fact that he claims to represent the Purple Mansion Holy Land and the Purple Mansion Saintess...

Who would dare to mess with them?!

Don't like it?

Of course, he disliked Dan the Fatty, but dislike as he was, how many people would actually dare to provoke the Purple Mansion Holy Land?!

Ordinary cultivators, and even the geniuses of the First-Rate Sect, wouldn't dare to provoke him!

Then...

They watched helplessly as Dan the Fatty cursed and cut in line.

Then they had the person in charge register them, but the people didn't even show up; they just registered them directly!

"This?"

"This is outrageous!"

Many cultivators were furious, whispering, "We all have to wait in line here. It's one thing for him to cut in line, but how can those people register when they haven't even shown up?"

Be careful what you say!

"Those are people from the Purple Mansion Holy Land!"

"The Holy Land does indeed have privileges..."

"Sigh, we disciples of small sects, and even Rogue Cultivator, should just obediently line up..."

Privilege, that's what privilege is!

Many people are unhappy, but they can only grumble to themselves.

However, they then discovered that this was just the beginning!

As Dan the Fatty was about to leave with a pile of jade tokens, the person in charge reminded him, "Brother Dan, the registration fee is one hundred Spirit Stone per person. In addition, you need to go inside the formation to have your bone age tested..."

"What?!"

Dan the Fatty raised an eyebrow, immediately displeased. "You want Spirit Stone from me? Huh???"

"That's the rule..."

The person in charge was almost in tears.

This is just too arrogant and domineering, completely disregarding everyone else!

This is outright robbery!

"Rule?"

Dan the Fatty raised his chin. "Laozi word is law!"

"Anyone who disagrees, let him come find me!"

"Furthermore, you dare to make us undergo bone age testing??? Is it really necessary for us?"

"Who doesn't know our age? If you don't believe me, just send someone to check in the Purple Mansion!"

"Laozi have other things to do, I'm leaving!"

After saying that, he snorted coldly, picked up the registration jade token, and swaggered away.

Registering for Spirit Stone?

No way!

Bone age testing?

Unexpected!!!

What a load of rubbish! Everyone knows how old we are or what! If you're so capable, send someone to check our ancestral palace!

Everyone was stunned by what they saw: "_(3"∠)_..."

The cultivators nearby who were preparing to register, or who had already registered but had not yet left, were all dumbfounded, stunned by the scene before them.

No one expected that things would turn out this way.

That's too arrogant...

Even Lin Fan was surprised by Dan the Fatty's arrogance and wanted to give him a thumbs up...

What does it mean to be arrogant and domineering?

That's what you call arrogance!

Awesome!

They didn't even give the Three Saints City any face, tsk tsk tsk...

"Your Highness, it's done."

Dan the Fatty distributed the registration jade tokens to Qi Zixiao and the others, then said with a grin, "Now everything should be alright, right?"

"May we invite Fellow Daoist HeHe to our hotel to play mahjong together?"

"Your Highness..."

Fan Jianqiang then spoke up, "I know you are worried about Fellow Daoist HeHe, but Fellow Daoist HeHe is naturally intelligent and will surely be able to comprehend the Great Dao!"

"..."

Qi Zixiao rolled her eyes.

I'm worried about him?

Why would I worry about him?!

Now that he's using my real body and has gone berserk, I can't control him, and neither can you!

Playing mahjong?

Hey, then it'll be even harder to control!

I'm worried you guys will cry from losing, okay?!

She was speechless for a moment.

but...

Lin Fan, however, said he couldn't refuse such hospitality.

"Mahjong?"

He shook his head and said, "Fellow Daoist Fatty, and this... fellow Daoist who looks very honest, you two are obviously good people. Besides, I have also played mahjong on the Immortal Machine, and it is indeed extremely profound!"

"Since you two have extended such a warm invitation, it would be extremely arrogant of me to refuse."

"Let's settle on that!"

The guy chuckled, "I'll join you guys to play mahjong together~~~"

Heh!

At this moment, Lin Fan almost truly transformed into True Person HeHe.

You all know my name now, yet you keep calling me "Fellow Daoist HeHe"... Isn't that funny?!

Sure!

We'll give you Daoist names too~

Dan Chengzi? Holmium smeared swollen and dazzling.

Fan Jianqiang? Holmium-based disinfectant kills fresh eggs, causing damage and dizziness.

Divine Calculator? (This last part is a nonsensical string of characters and doesn't translate directly.)

So what?

Furthermore, not only will I give you Daoist names, I'll also make you grovel and hand over your money to me, tsk tsk tsk~

This guy winked at Qi Zixiao.

Qi Zixiao immediately rolled her eyes at this guy, speechless with frustration.

"This isn't my fault," she muttered to herself. "I already warned them and even refused."

"But since they insisted on offering it to me, I had no choice but to... reluctantly accept it."

She was initially a little embarrassed.

After all, wouldn't it seem like he and Lin Fan were teaming up to swindle their fellow disciples' Spirit Stone? There just wasn't a little bit of a good feeling about that.

But now that you yourselves insist... and keep insisting, I have no choice but to accept it helplessly.

Yes, it's 'me', 'helpless'~!

Although the person playing mahjong with you is Lin Fan, that guy is using our original body, and he can't take the Spirit Stone back with him.

Then I'll accept it, won't I?

No problem!

Then...

Qi Zixiao hadn't said a word yet.

Dan the Fatty jumped out, beaming. "Yes, yes, that's how it should be! Fellow Daoist HeHe, we hit it off immediately. How could I not include you in such a good thing?"

"Fellow Daoist Fatty is such a 'good person'!"

"Fellow Daoist HeHe, you're too kind..."

"Fellow Daoist Fatty..."

"Fellow Daoist HeHe..."

The two were practically arm in arm.

Then, amidst Qi Zixiao's disdainful glances, the group headed towards the restaurant where they were staying...

After they left.

The cultivators present could no longer contain themselves and began to make a commotion.

"This... this is actually possible?!"

"Is it possible to not pay the registration fee?"

"It's possible to skip the bone age testing step?"

"This is absolutely outrageous!"

"This is not fair!"

"Although I am a Rogue Cultivator, I am quite well-known in my hometown. Everyone knows me, so why do I need to have my bone age measured?!"

"..."

It's getting chaotic.

The problem is not scarcity, but inequality.

Although Dan the Fatty represents the Purple Mansion Holy Land, there will always be some people who feel dissatisfied.

but...

At most, they'll just cause trouble. But if you really ask them to go against the Three Saints City, who would dare?!

at the same time.

Among these people, those of considerable status and position all had shifty eyes, clearly having ideas...

That Dan the Fatty from the Purple Mansion Holy Land is clearly a perfect role model for us!

Queue?!

What's the point of queuing?!

It's a complete waste of time!

The current Sword Master of the Sword and Sabre Divine Sect, First-Rate Sect sect also located in the Eastern Wasteland, had already witnessed the 'arrogance and domineering' of the Purple Mansion Disciple while on the Boundary Ship.

At that time, he made up his mind that he should study!

And isn't this the perfect opportunity?!

Choke!!!

Suddenly, ten thousand swords rang out in unison, and a large number of flying swords soared into the sky on their own, as if they were paying homage!