What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 435

435. Attacked by the Saintess

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It smells so good!

Qi Zixiao stopped holding back and, imitating Lin Fan, took a slightly larger bite.

As for Lin Fan...

This guy was already captivated by the deliciousness he had never experienced before, a taste that made him feel like he was ascending to heaven after just one bite, and he began to eat heartily.

Seeing this, Qi Zixiao's appetite was whetted, and even the meat in her hand seemed to smell much better.

Let's get started!

As a cultivator, and especially one consuming such spiritually potent food, one would never feel full! As long as the body can withstand the terrifying 'spirituality,' one can continue eating indefinitely.

Unable to handle it?

Then he would get "drunk" and spray rosy light from his mouth.

Clearly, given Qi Zi·Fan's cultivation level and the unique nature of his avatar, the two of them could easily share half a lion's head without any problem.

In the end, Qi Zixiao's entire body was radiating a soft, glowing light, as if she were glowing...

This made it even more stunning, and Lin Fan almost couldn't resist getting closer.

"What a pity!"

However, Qi Zixiao sighed softly.

"His incarnation soul is not yet fully formed, otherwise he should have already reached the mid-to-late stage of the Nascent Soul realm, or even the peak."

"No rush, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future."

Lin Fan grinned. "And we'll help you, won't we?"

"You..."

Qi Zixiao smiled slightly, but said, "It's good enough if you don't ruin my plans or cause me trouble. I wouldn't dare to count on you."

"Hey?"

"You look down on us that much?"

Lin Fan glared. "I just don't believe it!"

"Come on, tell me your troubles, and I refuse to believe I can't solve them!"

"His soul is incomplete," Qi Zixiao said.

Lin Fan: "..."

"Σ(⊙▽⊙"a, can we change it to another one?"

"..."

Qi Zixiao rolled her eyes at him before saying, "I wouldn't dare to make things difficult for you."

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult!"

"It's nothing."

Qi Zixiao stood up. "I shouldn't stay any longer. If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave. If there is, you can contact me by phone or Divine Sense."

"Oh, right."

"Zhong Feiyu has sent over some intelligence, which should be quite useful. You should take a look."

She handed over the jade slip and said, "It was because of this matter that I was a little late."

Lin Fan took the jade slip and laughed, "You went out of your way to explain because you were afraid I'd feel uncomfortable? You care about me that much? I'm so happy!"

"... Hmph!" Qi Zixiao snorted. "Who cares about you?"

"Don't flatter yourself!"

She retorted.

Lin Fan, however, smiled happily.

Then, he probed the jade slip with his Divine Sense and quickly obtained a lot of information collected by Zhong Feiyu. He couldn't help but click his tongue in amazement. "This Zhong Feiyu is really a talent."

"It was a real waste to call him the Purple Mansion All-Knowing Scholar' before. This guy is a true All-Knowing Zhong Feiyu!"

"The premise is that this intelligence is accurate," Qi Zixiao emphasized.

"It shouldn't be wrong."

Lin Fan frowned slightly. "He doesn't have the guts to mess with you."

"But it seems like Dan the Fatty doomed. And Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining, those two girls, also have very low chances of winning."

"Yes," Qi Zixiao nodded, "But it's all about timing and fate. In this kind of one-on-one competition, they can only rely on themselves."

"Outsiders cannot interfere."

"Is that so?"

Lin Fan did not agree with Qi Zixiao's words. Instead, he stroked his chin and pondered, "If I remember correctly, in addition to our personal information as participants, there are some rules for this Heaven's Chosen Assembly in the jade tokens we registered with, right?"

"For example, it is forbidden to use Spirit Beast in battle, and it is forbidden to use treasures above the level of Dao artifacts, etc."

"But besides that, there's another one..."

Lin Fan narrowed his eyes slightly, but when he looked at Qi Zixiao, he couldn't help but reveal a bright smile, "If I remember correctly, there is a rule that if someone has not stepped onto the stage within half an incense stick's time after the competition begins, they are considered to have automatically given up and admitted defeat?"

"There is such a rule."

Qi Zixiao didn't react for a moment, then paused slightly, staring at him with her beautiful eyes. "You... you wouldn't be???"

"Ahem, keep it low-key."

The guy grinned and gave Qi Zixiao a knowing look. "I suddenly realized, we're still short of money!"

"Ah?"

"Look, didn't you just say you wanted to replenish your soul as soon as possible? And that Spiritual Wine, which costs 100 million a bottle, has the effect of replenishing the soul and healing soul injuries."

"But it's too expensive. We're still short of money. Even if we can sell some more phones later, it definitely won't be enough."

"That is indeed too expensive."

Qi Zixiao wholeheartedly agreed, "It would be too much of a waste to rely on that Spiritual Wine. Once we return to the Purple Mansion, I can slowly replenish it in the Bronze Coffin."

"That's too slow!"

"It's just money, isn't it?"

The guy grinned and said, "Using our own money might be a little painful, but isn't it fine to use other people's money?"

"You want to charge me?"

Qi Zixiao was stunned.

"Why not charge? My current identity is True Person HeHe. On the surface, I've only met you and Fatty and the others once at most."

"If there's no charge, wouldn't things be chaotic?"

"And it's not just them."

"After that, I can still conduct business."

"Then, cough cough cough, we can buy a few more bottles of wine, which will help you recover faster, right?"

"..."

Qi Zixiao was silent for a moment, then said, "You don't need to do that."

"I was just saying that offhand."

In her view, Lin Fan had clearly taken her casual remark about replenishing the soul to heart, which was why he wanted to do so. She couldn't help but advise him, "Besides, if you really do that, and things are exposed... you'll be in trouble."

"Hey, what's there to be afraid of? I'll just try not to expose myself."

Lin Fan didn't care at all and said cheerfully, "Besides, as long as my true self hasn't gone to the Cultivation World, it won't matter even if I'm exposed."

"It was just an illusion anyway. Lin Fan was exposed? I can still turn back into Qi Zi·Fan! If Qi Zi·Fan doesn't work, I can become Lin Yi, Lin Bei, Lin... If all else fails, I can transform into a woman or something, like Lin Ya!"

Is this... appropriate?

Qi Zixiao was still somewhat worried. "It's too dangerous, I think you should..."

Are you worried about me?

Lin Fan suddenly interrupted Qi Zixiao with a smile and asked a question in return.

"Forehead..."

I don't care if you die!

Qi Zixiao rolled her eyes and stopped trying to persuade her. Instead, she said, "I'm worried that you'll hurt my physical body!"

"Hey, don't worry, nothing will happen!"

"It's settled then."

Lin Fan grinned. "Didn't you just say it was almost time? Well, before you go, how about saying goodbye?"

"How do we say goodbye? Just wave and say bye-bye?"

Qi Zixiao blinked.

But he found that Lin Fan was staring at him longingly, as if he were deeply in love with him.

At this moment, the two looked like characters from a movie, locked in a passionate embrace.

But how could this Saintess allow such a scoundrel to make liberties with her?!

What are you thinking about?!

Her eyes widened, but her heart was pounding with panic...

This inexplicably irritated her, and she even secretly raised her internal True Essence, thinking to herself, "If this Dog Thief dares to come any closer, I'll beat him up!"

However...

Lin Fan didn't come closer.

But she said with a pleading look, "It feels pretty awkward."

"Or..."

"How?"

Qi Zixiao only managed to breathe a sigh of relief.

"How about we kiss to ease the awkwardness?"

Qi Zixiao was stunned for a moment, and then...

[○`Д○]!!!!

Boom!

Purple Qi Comes From The East three hundred miles eastward, Qi Zixiao was about to make his move.

Lin Fan was prepared. He suppressed Qi Zixiao with his first move, but he didn't act recklessly. Instead, he laughed and said, "See? It's even more awkward now, isn't it?"

Seeing Qi Zixiao's glare grow even stronger, this fellow quickly said, "Don't worry, don't worry, I was just joking, just joking..."

"Let me go!"

Qi Zixiao gritted her teeth.

He felt resentment.

Damn it!!!

He had been teased by that guy and couldn't even resist. He had subdued him with ease.

That Dog Thief!!!

Sooner or later, I'll have to pay for all of this!

Qi Zixiao was furious.

But there was nothing he could do. That Dog Thief was too shameless, and the difference in their cultivation levels was too great. He could only keep everything in mind and repay him tenfold in the future!

"Then I'll let you go..."

Lin Fan released Qi Zixiao immediately cursed, "Dog Thief!"

I'm leaving!

"Take care, don't be angry. I was just joking. You know, I can't help but tease you whenever I see you."

Lin Fan chuckled.

"You're never serious!"

"Like a scoundrel!"

Qi Zixiao glared and coldly snorted, "Let's go!"

"Okay, see you later."

Lin Fan waved.

However...

Just as Qi Zixiao was about to leave, she suddenly reached out and grabbed Lin Fan's chest, then fled as fast as she could.

Lin Fan: "(O_O)?..."

this...

I was ambushed by our Saintess?

Huh!

What a huge loss!

However, this feeling...

Eek~~~~

It seems quite comfortable?

Holy crap!

This thought sent chills down Lin Fan's spine!

Something's not right!

So comfortable?

What the hell is so comfortable about this?!

It's an illusion, absolutely an illusion!

"Snort!"

Qi Zixiao ran away, feeling smug.

"Although it is the feel of my own body, I cannot perceive this feeling. That Dog Thief must be very angry right now."

"That feels so good!"

With her mood improving, Qi Zixiao immediately smiled.

However, when she arrived in a crowded place, she reverted to her aloof demeanor, with strange phenomena above her head and a terrifying purple aura that made people dare not approach her.

Then, she took out her phone and sent a message to Lin Fan.

"You Dog Thief, is there anything I can do to help you with what you just said?"

Beep beep beep.

Looking at the message on his phone, Lin Fan thought of the grab he had just received, rolled his eyes, and then replied.

"No need, I'll figure something out myself. You just wait and see what happens."

"Besides, I'm a very vengeful person!"

"Holding a grudge? So what if I do? This Saintess is not afraid of you!"

Qi Zixiao responded forcefully, but she always felt somewhat guilty.

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