What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 436

436. What Does a Mere Bit of Danger Count For?

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Dan Chengzi sat on his bed, sighing deeply.

"Well!"

The creature shook its head, its fat jiggling, and then fell silent. But it remained quiet for less than two minutes before letting out a long sigh.

Sigh...

"Hey Fatty, that's enough, isn't it?"

The Divine Calculator stared with his bloodshot eyes, which not only couldn't see anything, but were also somewhat frightening.

"You have no idea!"

"Although I, Dan Chengzi, am fat and lack talent, don't I still have an ambition to improve myself?!"

"I also want to be called a prodigy, to be praised by the world, and to show off my unparalleled talent under the world's spotlight, okay?"

"Unfortunately, this luck is really bad..."

"Tell me, how did I end up running into that guy Jianzi?"

"This is only the first round!"

"At least tens of thousands of people participated, and this guy could consistently make it into the top 100 or even the top 50. How did I end up running into him in the first round?"

Once he started talking, Dan Chengzi couldn't stop, rambling on and on, which gave the Divine Calculator a real headache.

Before he could say anything, Dan Chengzi added, "By the way, blind man, don't you know how to tell fortunes?"

"Tell me, will I become Peerless Genius in the future, crushing countless powerful figures and being admired by the world?"

"..."

The Divine Calculator was speechless for a moment.

"Then let me calculate it for you?"

"Please calculate my fortune."

Dan Chengzi became interested and finally stopped sighing.

Seeing that he had stopped sighing, the Divine Calculator's mood gradually improved, but then he suddenly thought of another problem.

What if this guy's future is bleak?

Wouldn't that just make the sighing and complaining even worse?!

He suddenly felt a pang of regret.

but...

If we don't count, this guy will definitely continue to sigh and complain; if we do count, there's a 50% chance he'll stop sighing and complaining...

Calculate!

The Divine Calculator immediately used the Heaven and Earth Grand Deduction Art, and then...

The ball of light that appeared in his mind left him dumbfounded.

"It's huge!"

It's as tall as a two-story building!

The Divine Calculator immediately retreated, breaking out in a cold sweat...

Seeing him open his eyes, Dan Chengzi leaned closer and said slyly, "So fast? Am I going to die young?!"

"Fart!"

The Divine Calculator's forehead was covered in sweat, and he was filled with fear.

This guy's future is far more terrifying than I imagined!

That terrifying sphere of light will inevitably face many uncertainties in the future... Let's calculate! Never mind!

How do I calculate this?

That sphere of light was far too large for the current Divine Calculator to break. In other words, let alone His Highness, I couldn't even predict the future of this fat man!

The Divine Calculator was speechless with shock...

"Your future is destined to be extraordinary!"

"Oh?!"

Upon hearing this, Dan Chengzi's face lit up with a smile, "I'll be amazing in the future?! Then I can rest assured!"

"But... sigh!!!"

Just when the Divine Calculator thought he was finally free from this guy's constant sighing and lamenting, the guy started again...

"Well!"

"What are you sighing about again?!"

"I'm so done with this round!"

"What a great opportunity!!"

"Although according to you, I should be a late bloomer, I'd rather shine as soon as possible..."

"I..."

The Divine Calculator put one hand to his forehead, utterly speechless.

However, Dan Chengzi was completely oblivious to this, and kept rambling on and on, as if he had endless things to say.

"If you keep doing this, I'm going to set up Soundproof Barrier!"

He threatened.

"How could you do this?" To everyone's surprise, Dan Chengzi's face was full of resentment upon hearing this. "I thought we were as close as brothers, but I never expected that you would despise me..."

"I'm already in such a miserable state, and you still look down on me!"

"I..."

Wow!

The Divine Calculator felt a chill run down his spine and immediately set up Soundproof Barrier, which finally brought some peace and quiet.

Seeing this, Dan Chengzi knew that the other party could not hear him, so he sighed even more and then sat on the bed, sobbing.

The Divine Calculator didn't even bother to look at this guy anymore...

"Oh, my life is so miserable!"

"Our first opponent is that guy Jianzi. We have absolutely no chance of winning, unless we use the Biochemical Pill to catch him off guard?!"

"That won't work either. This guy's attack speed is much faster than the speed at which I throw the pills. I won't be able to set up the battlefield in advance. Before my Biochemical Pill can affect him, he'll have already taken care of me, right?"

"Is defeat the only option?"

Dan the Fatty looked distressed and was in great pain.

"Cough cough~"

But just then, a 'phone' notification sound rang.

Who wants to add me as a friend?

Click to take a look...

"Huh?!"

"Lin Fan? Isn't this Fellow Daoist HeHe?"

Upon seeing that it was Lin Fan's friend request, Dan the Fatty accepted it without hesitation.

"Very well, that Divine Calculator actually set up Soundproof Barrier, but he didn't even try to comfort me. I suppose Fellow Daoist HeHe wouldn't do that."

"That blind man is so disloyal!"

On Lin Fan's side.

I had just added him as a friend and hadn't even had a chance to say anything when Dan the Fatty sent me a message.

"Wow, so timely?"

I clicked to listen, and it was still a long, long passage!

"Fellow Daoist HeHe, alas... you don't know, I, Fatty, have such bad luck. In the very first round, I actually encountered Sword Master."

"Do you know Jianzi? He's the Sword Person with the ' Sword Spirit Body '..."

"That blind guy even set up Soundproof Barrier and won't communicate with me. I'm so miserable! It's too much..."

"This time, I can only confide in you, Fellow Daoist HeHe. You must listen to what I have to say!"

"..."

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, then blinked and laughed.

"Hey?"

"They've delivered themselves right to our doorstep?"

"I was just wondering how to bring up the topic, and this is quite a coincidence."

He immediately grinned and replied.

"Fatty, I saw the intelligence. Indeed, you're incredibly unlucky to have run into Jianzi. You're probably in grave danger."

Dan Chengzi was heartbroken, and upon hearing the reply, he immediately began to pour out his grievances.

"Isn't that right?!"

"Fellow Daoist HeHe, you understand me best. It's so bitter!! So bitter! Why is my luck so bad?"

"Alas, although I, Dan Chengzi, am fat, my ambitions are higher than the sky, but alas..."

She kept rambling on and on.

He was such a chatterbox that Lin Fan was completely dumbfounded. In the end, he decided to forcefully interrupt him and not let the fat man continue talking!

"How come I never noticed before that this fat guy was such a chatterbox?!"

He remained silent for a moment, then spoke softly.

"Fatty, don't be too anxious. Actually... I have a plan that might help you turn danger into safety, or even win the battle!"

Um?!

Upon hearing this, Dan the Fatty immediately jumped out of bed, but then sat back down, indicating his disbelief.

"Fellow Daoist HeHe, you're a very kind person, but this is impossible. I can't possibly be a match for Jianzi. Although I'm heartbroken, I've already accepted the fact of defeat. You don't need to comfort me anymore... I..."

"Stop!!!"

"Fatty, we hit it off immediately and can be considered best friends!"

"Your luck is so bad this time, as your closest friend, I really can't stand it anymore!"

"After much thought, I have indeed come up with a way to help you win, but... this method is extremely dangerous, and it will also be a huge challenge for me. If it is exposed, even I will be in mortal danger..."

Seeing that this guy was about to launch into his rambling, nagging mode, Lin Fan immediately interrupted, "But... I consider you a close friend, Fatty. What is a mere crisis?!"

"Brother!"

Dan the Fatty was deeply moved. "We've only met twice, yet you treat me with such sincerity. What am I supposed to do?"

But then, the tone shifted. "Brother, what method are you referring to?"

"This method is too dangerous, and once it is revealed, it may no longer work. You only need to know that if it succeeds, you will surely win."

"I was being presumptuous."

The fat man realized, "To help me defeat Jianzi... this must be a top-secret method. However, how can I bear to let you, brother, risk such danger for me?"

"I've already told you, I consider you my closest friend. What's a little danger compared to that?!"

"However, besides being dangerous, this method will also consume a lot of money to win... Fatty, you know, I overspent at the restaurant back then, and now I'm broke..."

"Brother!"

Dan Chengzi immediately interrupted Lin Fan: "You consider me your closest friend, how could I treat you like this?!"

"You've taken such a huge risk for me, how can I possibly ask you to pay me back?"

"Brother, just tell me straight, how much money do you need?"

"As long as it helps me defeat Jianzi, money is a small matter!"

"With Fatty saying that, Jianzi... is doomed to lose! But according to my estimation, someone as outstanding as Jianzi will definitely not be easy to defeat. We'll have to set up a grand formation. I roughly estimate that it will cost around ten million Spirit Stone."

"Ten million Spirit Stone?"

Dan the Fatty replied almost without hesitation, "Not expensive!"

"If you help me defeat Jianzi, brother, I will offer you ten million Spirit Stone with both hands. If you refuse, you will be struck by lightning, your soul will be scattered, and you will never be reincarnated!"

"That's too much, Fatty. I consider you my closest friend, how could I not trust you?"

"Don't worry, tomorrow you can just swagger onto the field and you'll definitely win!"

"Then I'll thank you in advance, brother..."

"That's settled then, I'll go prepare now."

End the call.

Dan the Fatty, smiled broadly.

The Divine Calculator, who had initially ignored Dan the Fatty, casually swept his Divine Sense over him and discovered that Dan the Fatty was no longer sighing but was actually smiling!

That's really strange!

The Divine Calculator removed the barrier and asked curiously, "Fatty, what are you laughing about over there?"

"What's it to you?"

Dan the Fatty rolled his eyes. "I just asked you to help me find a solution, but you didn't even try to comfort me."

"I've come up with a plan, but why should I tell you?!"

This guy suddenly became a bit arrogant.

Then...

He then thought of another problem.

If Fellow Daoist HeHe can help me defeat Jianzi, then after that, can you also help me defeat others?

Hiss~

So even if I'm unlucky, I, Dan Chengzi, might still be among the top!

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