The Sea Held a Big Fish Called Kun

Are you crazy?!

Inside the submarine, everyone was stunned, staring blankly at what was happening before their eyes, their minds completely blank, feeling a sense of existential crisis and a complete upheaval of their values.

How the hell is that possible?!

We are nuclear submarines!

We have a displacement of over 20,000 tons!

We have over 60,000 shaft horsepower!

We were just over 200 meters underwater!

Just like that, suddenly, there was a rise, and then it flew up?! Are you crazy?!

Most importantly, radar scans showed that the submarine was not in contact with any object at the moment, it just took off on its own and flew higher and higher... It must have been tens of meters high by now.

Fuck?!

Shit?!

From the submarine's highest-ranking officer to the ordinary soldiers, everyone's mind was buzzing at that moment, wondering what had happened.

Rewind time, a few seconds ago...

A group of residents from the Combat Department Resident Happiness Living Department were chatting idly, discussing what kind of fish ' Mister Lin ' would give them.

They said it was Big Fish, but then they said you could definitely take it home?

So is it big or not?

result...

Someone noticed that the water was churning and their expression froze.

"Stop talking! Quick, grab your weapons! Look over there, something big is coming out!"

"The speed at which the water is churning... it's definitely a huge thing, everyone be careful!"

"Be careful, but don't be too nervous. He's still here, so everything will be fine."

They were very cautious, but not nervous. After all, ' Lin Fan ' happened to be nearby, so what could possibly happen to him?

Who knows, this might be Lin Fan's doing?

So they all stood by, weapons in hand, watching the show.

But only two or three seconds passed.

Crash!!!

Water gushed everywhere, and then... a colossal creature, over a hundred meters long and gleaming with a dark metallic sheen, burst out of the water and then disappeared from the surface.

Finally, it flew into the air.

"??????"

(O_O)????

I'm stunned!

At that moment, the people in the nuclear submarine were stunned, just like everyone else.

"Submarine?!"

"It flew? This..."

"My goodness, Mister Lin did this?"

"Holy crap! This isn't a submarine, it's a nuclear submarine from the Eagle Country! How did the Eagle Country manage to bring a nuclear submarine here? How come our equipment didn't detect it? Has their shielding system been upgraded again?! This is definitely the latest technology, they've really gone all out!"

"No, isn't a nuclear submarine still a submarine?"

"... Tens of thousands of tons of cargo, just flying away like that? My God, just what kind of person is Mister Lin?"

"Etc!"

"Could this be the Big Fish Mister Lin was talking about?!"

"Holy crap!!!"

They managed to restrain themselves after all, since Lin Fan was still around. So, after holding it in for a long time, they could only sigh "Wow!" instead of exclaiming "Holy crap!" repeatedly.

But in reality, they had already cursed "Damn it!" countless times in their hearts.

That's outrageous!

Moreover, the Eagle Country has actually deployed nuclear submarines and even used the latest shielding systems, sparing no expense.

But the key point is...

Even if they spared no expense, Lin Fan still managed to 'catch' them!

Isn't this a Big Fish fish? It's practically a super Big Fish!

"Don't talk nonsense..."

Lin·Purple Firmament glanced over and said softly, "What nuclear submarine? I haven't seen it. This is clearly a Big Fish!"

"We have had indisputable sovereignty over this place since ancient times, so everything here belongs to us."

"I think this fish is pretty good, you can take it back with you."

"Consider it a small gift I gave as a parting present."

Everyone in the Resident Happiness Living Department Combat Department: "..."

Was it given as a casual gift?

Your souvenir is a bit too much...

They were both amused and exasperated, but at the same time, they were incredibly excited.

That's incredibly awesome!!!

A nuclear submarine as a souvenir, and captured without bloodshed—if word gets out... ho ho ho!

At this moment.

The people inside the submarine also realized what was happening and, at the same time, spotted Lin Fan.

They might not know Lin Fan.

But who else could be this being who flies in the sky and makes their nuclear submarines fly so easily, if not that terrifying immortal cultivator?

Creak!

The hatch opened, and the captain walked shakily to the door. He glanced down and, being afraid of heights, almost wet himself in fright.

This forced him to avert his gaze, and, leaning against the hatch, looked at Lin·Purple Firmament, saying, "This is our submarine. I am Captain Thomson, just passing through. May I ask what you mean by this? Why are you doing this?"

"???"

"What?"

English!

Lin·Purple Firmament couldn't understand it at all.

A burst of chatter gave her a headache, and she couldn't help but look at the crowd on the shore.

Then, with a wave of his hand, he enveloped them in his True Essence, and they all flew over.

Say it again!

She said, "They were talking in a lot of English, but I couldn't understand them?"

English?

Cough!

Why would a cultivation master learn something like this?!

Someone exclaimed, "Say it again!"

When Thomson repeated himself, he immediately translated it for Lin·Purple Firmament. After all, one of their tasks in being sent here was to stop these 'foreigners,' and they couldn't do it without understanding foreign languages.

"Submarine?"

Upon hearing this, Lin·Purple Firmament remained unfazed and blinked, saying, "What submarine? I didn't see it, I only saw a Big Fish."

I almost burst out laughing while 'translating,' but that wasn't the right time.

He translated it once.

Thomson was stunned when he heard this.

Big Fish?

What Big Fish?!

We have such a big submarine right here, can't you see it?

Cunning Hua Nation, even cultivators are so cunning, how despicable!

He gritted his teeth and said, "Sorry, I'm not kidding. We're on a top-secret mission, so we're just passing through!"

"Please leave us here, we'll leave immediately."

"Otherwise, you are deliberately trying to provoke a conflict..."

I listened to the translations that my translator was providing almost in real time.

Lin·Purple Firmament remained calm...

Who are you trying to scare?

Were we ever afraid?

Her opening statement was a decisive blow. "This place has been our inherent territory since ancient times, and we possess indisputable sovereignty over everything within it!"

"It's a Big Fish, we can catch it if we want, who has the right to tell us what to do?"

"What submarine?"

Where are the submarines?

Did you see that?

She looked at the people around her...

Who isn't a clever boy?

At that moment, everyone immediately shook their heads and said, "No!"

"Where are the submarines?"

There's only one Big Fish!

"I must say, this fish is really big. It reminds me of an ancient poem... In the South China Sea there is a fish called Kun. Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot, and you need two barbecue grills."

"Idiot, that's North Sea."

"You're the idiot! We're in the South China Sea right now!"

"Forehead..."

They actually started arguing amongst themselves.

Thomson a little confused...

Are these people fucking crazy?

I have a nuclear submarine of this size right here, and you guys are calling it Big Fish "?! Is your "Big Fish" made of iron or nuclear-powered?!

Are you crazy?!

But at the same time, he vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

Remembering the humiliations he had suffered in the past when dealing with Hua Nation, he said repeatedly, "We're not joking with you. We really have a classified mission. Please put us down immediately..."

"How strange, this Big Fish even has parasites."

"And this parasite can even talk!"

Lin·Purple Firmament spoke softly, completely stunning Thomson.

"Now that I've caught the fish, you can take it back."

She blinked slightly, her Divine Sense sweeping over...

Everyone on the submarine, including Thomson, instantly lost consciousness, while the people from the Resident Happiness Living Department flew towards the submarine's hatch.

"Remember to give my regards to the Minister."

She spoke softly.

At this moment, everyone in the Resident Happiness Living Department was also completely bewildered.

However, Lin·Purple Firmament didn't waste much time. After they closed the cabin door, she transmitted her voice and said, "Take a look at it and drive back. I have other things to do, so I won't be going with you."

Splash...

Before they could answer, the True Essence surged, and the submarine entered the water.

Then, she transformed into a streak of light and disappeared into the distance.

Inside the submarine.

A group of people looked at the Eagle Country, exchanging bewildered glances, their scalps tingling with fear.

"My God, what kind of method is this?"

"Divine Sense, right? Once we reach the Foundation Establishment stage, we can also project our Divine Sense outwards."

"Amazing!"

Amazing!

Even those who had already Entering Dao the Daoist path found this method incredible.

"Perhaps, until we reach that level, we will never be able to understand just how powerful that level truly is."

"How powerful do you think this person is? Could he be close to becoming an immortal?"

"What do you mean 'almost'? If you ask me, this person has already become an immortal!"

"Hiss, shouldn't someone who has become an immortal ascend to the immortal realm? So they probably haven't. If you ask me, this person should have already transcended the tribulation or even reached the Mahayana stage, and is just waiting to achieve perfection and ascend."

"Hmm, that should be it!"

While they were amazed, they were also somewhat taken aback.

"What... what should we do?"

"This ' Big Fish ' is really quite large, and how should we handle it?"

"Could this really escalate into an international dispute?"

"What international dispute? Who said there was no submarine? We didn't see any. We just caught a Big Fish. What's wrong with catching a fish in our own waters?"

"... It doesn't seem to make any mistakes."

They were both amused and exasperated.

Lin·Purple Firmament's actions weren't necessarily flashy, but they were definitely unreasonable.

That's blatant lying.

What kind of submarine?

I haven't seen him!

I saw a fish.

What? There are people on the submarine?

Who is it?

Isn't this a parasite?

Now, the choice they face... well, actually there is no choice, only to drive back!

If you drive it back like that... what are you thinking, bro?!

Only a fool wouldn't drive it back!

That is, at this very moment.

Someone raised their hand and asked their question.

"I'm saying, there's nothing wrong with driving it back, but shouldn't we report it to our superiors? And... who the hell knows how to drive this thing?!"