Innocent, Simply Too Innocent

They are not omnipotent either.

They might know about individual soldier equipment, tanks, or even airplanes, but they've never actually been exposed to nuclear submarines!

How do I open this?

The instrument panel is densely packed with various buttons with English letters.

No one who hasn't been trained can understand this!

Not to mention getting it running.

"Isn't that simple?"

"Aren't we supposed to report to our superiors? While we're reporting, we can also consult the experts. They definitely know the answers. If all else fails, we can do a live stream and let them explain it to us on the spot!"

"It doesn't seem... wrong, does it?"

"Yes, yes, let's get started!"

"Hehehe, we might even be the first people in our department to come into contact with the Eagle Country nuclear submarine."

"What nuclear submarine? This is Big Fish! We're fishing for Big Fish in the South China Sea, the kind that can't be cooked in one pot, we need two barbecue grills."

"Uh... no problem!"

"Absolutely no problems at all!"

Not long after.

Headquarters of the Resident Happiness Living Department.

The Minister' heads were buzzing, and on the other end of the video call, the Seventh Vice Minister were also staring wide-eyed.

Then...

They all stared at each other, wide-eyed.

"This???"

"What's going on?"

"A ' Big Fish '?"

"Isn't this a Big Fish? I never expected that the Eagle Country would release such a Big Fish and we would catch it?"

"Do you want it?"

"Only a fool wouldn't want it! It's such a big fish, it would be such a waste not to take it!"

"Let them do an internal live stream, send some experts to guide them, and make sure they return safely!"

"Also, send more people to prepare for taking over."

"Hmm, this fish should be quite delicious. Let's kill it after we get it ashore, and remember to study how to cook each part."

"Then... what about 'parasites'?"

"Parasitic creature? Oh, you've got it wrong. Those are the Eagle Country we rescued from the mouth of the Big Fish! We went to great lengths to save them."

"Exactly, exactly, they should be thanking us!"

"Wonderful!"

If Lin·Purple Firmament were here, she would definitely be shocked.

She originally thought that her combination of Su Muxue's courses and modern 'theories' was already quite impressive.

But compared to the actions of these top players...

Naive~

That's so naive!

The Big Fish is 'returning'.

Lin·Purple Firmament returned to Green Mountain Town at a faster pace and found Old Chen, Zhou Xiaoran, who were busy in the Greenhouse Area, and Zhou Na, who was strolling around collecting rent.

Although the spiritual energy is recovering across the country, the spiritual energy in the Greenhouse Area is undoubtedly more concentrated due to the presence of spiritual herbs.

Moreover, the elixir still has research value, so it will naturally not be left unattended.

Zhou Na, on the other hand, has some free time.

When he's not busy, he comes to the Greenhouse Area to help out; when he's busy, he strolls around collecting rent.

After all, this is their job.

At this critical juncture, Spiritual Qi Revival across the country, and everyone is waiting for the first cultivation class to begin. So, nothing particularly chaotic has happened, but most people are holding back their energy and are feeling a bit conflicted while waiting.

After listening to Lin·Purple Firmament's arrangements.

Old Chen said calmly, "Okay, I like this arrangement. Teaching is also research. Um, but I guess I'm not really teaching anymore?"

"I guess so, it's the formations from the textbook," Zhou Na emphasized from the side.

Old Chen: "..."

"It doesn't seem to make any mistakes."

"If that's the case, I suggest we move some of these spiritual herbs over as well. Our academy should have some advantages, right?"

"If there are patches of spiritual herbs, which can make the spiritual energy more concentrated, then it can be Blessed Land."

"It's still a bit lacking in Blessed Land, but it's definitely necessary."

Lin·Purple Firmament nodded gently.

"Let's get through half of it, then set up some corresponding formations. After ten days or half a month, the concentration of spiritual energy will be significantly higher compared to the outside world."

Then, she looked at Zhou Xiaoran.

The latter smiled gently, "I will do whatever you say, sir."

"The master asked me to be their teacher and teach them the skills and magic, so I will teach them the skills and magic."

"You're making me feel really embarrassed."

Lin·Purple Firmament touched her nose.

"Sir, you have given me and my whole family a second chance at life."

Zhou Xiaoran said solemnly, "You'll give me my wages back and teach me how to cultivate immortality..."

"These are all things I did willingly, and things I should do."

"Let's not dwell on this."

Zhou Na raised her hand, interrupting their conversation. "If we keep talking like this, we'll both be incredibly embarrassed."

"So, what am I, as the legal representative, supposed to do?"

"It's a legal entity."

Lin·Purple Firmament nodded repeatedly. "Don't worry, I definitely don't want you to take the blame."

Zhou Na: "(⊙o⊙)..."

"Absolutely not!"

Lin·Purple Firmament emphasized.

"..., well!"

Zhou Na sighed and shook her head, "Forget it, I won't accept the rent. Let that brat Zhou Qi collect it."

"I'd rather go work as a gatekeeper or dormitory supervisor at your Purple Bamboo Academy and keep an eye on things."

"Otherwise, if something really happens, I'll have to take the blame..."

"That would be great."

Lin·Purple Firmament imitated Lin Fan's appearance, grinning widely.

"Your smile is so cunning!"

Zhou Na emphasized.

"Ha ha."

"I'll take you there first so you can get familiar with the place. Then we can discuss the enrollment process. This first batch of students needs to be carefully selected."

"Definitely."

Old Chen pondered, "Talent, temperament, character... none of them can be lacking; it's better to have none than to have the wrong one."

"Um."

Lin·Purple Firmament strongly agreed with Old Chen's point of view.

In the Cultivation World, one usually takes a Heavenly Dao Oath upon entering a sect, which is generally related to not betraying the sect.

Of course, there are also harsh ones.

But if you make too many or too harsh vows, restricting people in every way, why would any talented person want to join your sect?

Although Purple Bamboo Academy is currently the only one of its kind on Earth, and people will still come even if the conditions are harsh, but... why bother?

With so many people waiting for you to choose, what are you afraid of?

Moreover, the effect is different when one obeys willingly versus when one is forced to comply.

Who knows, those who were forced to comply might go astray and become possessed by demons after cultivating to a certain level.

No need!

The four of them began to work.

There was really nothing that required major construction. Zhou Na, Old Chen, and the other two took two sets of clothes and daily necessities. Then Lin·Purple Firmament used her True Essence to roll up a small portion of the spiritual soil and herbs in the Greenhouse Area, and then they continued on their way.

en route.

Lin·Purple Firmament also found a suitable stone tablet, which she planned to place on the island as a signboard later.

He also pulled up a banner and wrote the big characters: € shrimpWZheng What a fool, bone?

Upon arrival, they immediately hung up the huge banner.

First courtesy, then force.

Even if I hit them harder later, they won't have anything to say, right?

Then, she began to carve the four characters "Purple Bamboo Academy" on the stone tablet and placed it on the shore. Then, Old Chen set up various formations.

This is their signature product.

If we don't set up a protective formation, and it's easily destroyed by someone, wouldn't that be a slap in the face?

Zhou Na and Zhou Xiaoran began to familiarize themselves with the environment and discuss where it would be most suitable to plant the medicinal herbs.

After the medicinal herbs were planted, the ethereal aura emanating from them gradually rose, making the entire academy appear even more ethereal.

Because it's a bamboo house, it naturally lacks that grand and imposing feel.

But it doesn't seem petty at all.

Instead, a natural and tranquil feeling immediately comes to mind.

"That's really good."

Zhou Na took a deep breath; the fragrance of the medicinal herbs diluted the fishy smell, making her feel refreshed and relaxed.

"Things will get better and better."

Zhou Xiaoran chuckled, "I'm going to help Teacher Chen set up the formation."

"However, I only just realized that there is actually more than one kind of Spirit Gathering Array here, and with the protective array, it can save a lot of effort."

Purple Bamboo Island was bustling with activity. Although there weren't many people, they were all cultivators, and the two strongest people on Earth were both on Purple Bamboo Island. The commotion they could cause was definitely not small.

Meanwhile, in the Eagle Country.

A high-end bar.

Moose was about to go in, but...

As soon as he arrived at the door, the environment and heavy metal music that he had been enjoying instantly gave him a splitting headache and made him extremely irritable.

"Damn it!"

Bang!

He casually smashed it, and the bulletproof car door deformed from the inside, but thankfully it didn't fly out...

"It's so noisy! So noisy!!!"

"I almost forgot, the side effect of the God's Flower is an aversion to noise..."

"Earphones, quick, give me my earphones!"

He roared, his eyes turning red, as if he wanted to devour someone.

Seeing this, his subordinates handed him their own earphones. After he put them on, he was finally able to do much better.

Even so, he didn't dare go into the bar.

After all, they were just ordinary headphones, not high-end noise-canceling or sound-isolating headphones. He was afraid he would go crazy if he went inside!

But even outside, you can easily meet beautiful women, so why bother going in?

At the bar entrance, one sexy, hot blonde woman after another appeared, making Moose's heart race and unable to remain calm.

At this moment, Moose was incredibly excited.

How long has it been?

He had almost forgotten how long it had been since he had felt this excited.

"It's been more than ten years, hasn't it?"

"Finally... finally!"

Feeling his hormones surging, he couldn't help but take a deep breath.

"Ah~!"

"This damn smell of hormones, I can finally release it today."

"No rest tonight!"

He straightened his custom-made suit and tie, got out of the car, and leaned lightly against the door.

Luxury cars, designer suits, expensive watches...

These elements immediately attracted many beautiful women, who flocked to the area.

Moose is smiling.

But in his heart, he was already laughing wildly.

It's been so long!

He thought about it carefully, and realized it had been almost ten or twenty years! He clearly had countless opportunities, even just snapping his fingers, and countless beauties would come knocking on his door, but he just couldn't.

All I could do was watch helplessly, silently roaring and shedding tears in my heart.

Now, everything can finally change.

"I want..."

He spoke, addressing the group of voluptuous women surrounding him. "Seven."