Primordial Era: Starting by Scaming Nuwa!
Chapter 165

Supreme Pure's Good Second Brother! (Begging for follows!)

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If Nuwa didn't want to get off the Twenty-Fourth Grade Cycle Purple Jade Lotus Platform, even if Bai Chen's physical strength was terrifying, he couldn't push Nuwa off.

After Bai Chen pushed Nuwa down, he offered up the Twenty-Four Grade Cycle Purple Jade Lotus Platform and prayed to the Great Dao:

"On the Great Dao, I, Bai Chen, have today comprehended the workings of creation. Seeing the ignorance of all living beings, their lack of respect for etiquette and their inability to be taught, I have decided to enlighten them and establish the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult!"

"I, Bai Chen, will use the Twenty-Fourth Grade Cycle Purple Jade Lotus Platform to suppress the fortune of the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult!"

"From this day forward, I, Bai Chen, shall be the leader of the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult, with Nuwa and Houtu as Vice Cult Leader, and Yuanfeng and Xuanming as the protectors of the Holy Sect!"

"The sacred flame shines brightly, the sacred light is dazzling, all my disciples, meow meow meow meow."

Pity my Fei Fei, adrift and helpless; your grace extends to all things, but only to my Fei Fei.

Fei Fei loving father, who understands righteousness and compassion, enlightened my mind and awakened my true nature.

"Pity this world, stained by demonic dust; to eradicate evil and promote good, only for the sake of Fei Fei."

"..."

"The Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult, is established!"

Although one can establish a great sect without a magical treasure to suppress destiny, such a sect is prone to problems.

Moreover, Bai Chen's Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult is not a major cult established by the Great Dao's Destiny.

In order to successfully establish his own Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult, Bai Chen specially used Nuwa's Twenty-Four Grade Cycle Purple Jade Lotus Platform to suppress his fortune.

Furthermore, they appointed Nuwa, the future representative of humanity, and Houtu, the Earthly Dao Spokesperson, as Vice Cult Leader, binding them to their own Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult ship.

"Allow!"

Although Bai Chen's Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult was far too eccentric, the Great Dao ultimately agreed.

The Great Dao bestowed Merit and Fortune upon Bai Chen, and granted him a divine power— the Bright Holy Fire, as well as a treasure of acquired Merit and Fortune and fortune— the Holy Fire Meow Meow Token!

Why didn't Bai Chen achieve sainthood through merit?

Those who establish religions and achieve sainthood through merit all established great religions to enlighten all living beings.

Bai Chen's Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult is just a prank; how could Bai Chen possibly establish a cult and become a saint?

To put it bluntly, if Bai Chen hadn't obtained Nuwa's Twenty-Four Grade Cycle Purple Jade Lotus Platform and appointed Nuwa and Houtu as Vice Cult Leader, it would have been questionable whether the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult could have been established successfully.

Nuwa's face darkened as she watched Bai Chen successfully establish his teachings.

If you're going to establish a religion, at least make sure it's something normal.

This cat has started a quirky "Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult," does it sound good?

Nuwa felt it was best for her to stay home during this time to avoid being laughed at.

Moreover, one of the tenets of Bai Chen's teachings displeased Nuwa greatly.

Why is Houtu the Vice Cult Leader, on equal footing with me?

Upon seeing Three Pure Ones Bai Chen his teachings on the road, Taiqing Laozi shook his head and said:

"Bai Chen, this Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult is a bit... something!"

Taiqing Laozi felt that Bai Chen's Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult was a bit outrageous.

However, upon closer reflection, Taiqing Laozi realized that Bai Chen had always been quite outrageous.

If this cat isn't acting strangely, then suddenly becoming serious is the most outrageous and abnormal thing ever!

Taiqing Laozi now thinks Bai Chen is outrageous, but he'll understand later why Bai Chen is just trying to be funny, even if it makes everyone laugh, he still wants to establish a great sect.

"Establish a religion!"

"To enlighten all beings!"

Shangqing Tongtian, who possessed the highest level of comprehension, was muttering to himself at that moment.

He vaguely sensed and realized some of the opportunities for his own enlightenment.

Perhaps my opportunity to attain enlightenment is not through creating the world, but through establishing a religion to educate and enlighten all beings.

The more Shangqing Tongtian thought this way, the stronger the strangeness emanating from the Hongmeng Purple Qi he possessed became.

On the way back to Kunlun Ruins, Taiqing Laozi suddenly addressed Yuqing Yuanshi and Shangqing Tongtian, saying:

"I intend to take a look at the human race, the acquired race created by my Junior Sister Nuwa. Would you like to come with me?"

Taiqing Laozi wanted to see what special abilities the human race, this acquired race, possessed that enabled Nuwa to attain sainthood.

"Brother, what's so interesting about acquired races?"

Yuqing Yuanshi said irritably, his eyes full of disdain for the human race.

Although he had never seen a human, he felt that an acquired race was always an acquired race and would never amount to much.

After all, even those innate races that inherited the bloodline of Innate Divine Beast were only like that in the Primordial World!

Of all the races, Yuqing Yuanshi thought the Witch Clan was quite good.

Although these Pangu relatives of Pangu always competed with his three brothers for the title of the Pangu's Orthodox Lineage.

However, the fact that their Witch Clan possessed the Pangu Bloodline and inherited Pangu's legacy made them worthy of their attention.

That's right, Yuqing Yuanshi respected the Witch Clan mainly because the Witch Clan were Pangu Descendant.

After all, if we say that the Witch Clan is no good, it means that the Pangu Bloodline is no good.

As the Pangu's Orthodox Lineage, how could the three brothers possibly say that Pangu Bloodline and lineage were inferior?

Chapter 198 Taiqing's Good Second Brother! (Please read on!)

To dissuade Taiqing Laozi from wasting his time visiting the human race, Yuqing Yuanshi earnestly offered some advice:

"Brother, we have now borrowed the Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation from Bai Chen, and we have also learned the secrets of the Thirty-Six Heavens from Bai Chen."

"Our immediate priority is to hurry back and use the Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation to comprehend the Hongmeng Purple Qi, and understand the opportunity to attain enlightenment. We mustn't let those two disgraceful fellows beat us to it and become saints."

Yuqing Yuanshi felt that as the head of the Three Pure Ones, Taiqing Laozi's most urgent task was to use the Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation to comprehend the Hongmeng Purple Qi.

However, Yuqing Yuanshi did not know that his words, which seemed to be for Taiqing Laozi's good, actually put Taiqing Laozi in a terrible predicament.

"That makes sense!"

Although Taiqing Laozi wanted to see the human race, he couldn't refute Yuqing Yuanshi's words and ultimately suppressed the idea of going to see the human race.

Don't be fooled by his current belief that Yuqing Yuanshi is right; when he thinks back on this later, he'll want to transform the Taiji Diagram into White Jade Golden Bridge and slap Yuqing Yuanshi across the face.

Is that reasonable?

You big dummy!

And so, Taiqing Laozi followed Yuqing Yuanshi and Shangqing Tongtian back to Kunlun Ruins, without going to see the human race.

This will become the most regrettable thing in Taiqing Laozi's life, causing him lifelong shame!

Wa Saint Palace...

The newly established Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult has experienced the largest rebellion in its history.

Nuwa, the Vice Cult Leader, defied authority by seizing the Twenty-Fourth Grade Cycle Purple Jade Lotus Platform, which suppressed the Holy Sect's destiny, and also held Bai Chen, the sect leader, by the scruff of his neck.

Bai Chen, who was being held in mid-air by Nuwa, was very confused.

Wasn't it said that if a powerful treasure could suppress the destiny of a sect, then the sect would be safe?

Why did the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult of the Great God Bai Chen face a rebellion and a usurpation of power so soon after its founding?

"Is this all the power you, the leader, have?"

"You must remove Houtu from her position as Vice Cult Leader of the Houtu right now!"

The main reason why Nuwa, the Vice Cult Leader, rebelled was because Bai Chen also appointed Houtu as Vice Cult Leader.

Houtu, an insignificant ant who has not yet attained enlightenment, dares to be ranked on the same level as Nuwa?

"Jin Ning, save me quickly! I will appoint you as the Holy Sect's Protector!"

Bai Chen turned to Jin Ning, who was watching the show from the sidelines, for help, even offering the position of the Holy Sect's Protector.

Jin Ning was speechless. Was this cat telling him to go and Nuwa?

This cat really thinks highly of itself!

"Jin Ning, you can go down now!"

Nuwa gave Jin Ning an instruction, and Jin Ning, understanding the situation, bowed and withdrew.

"Bad Cat, the Three Pure Ones didn't become saints by creating the world, they became saints by establishing their religion, right?"

After Jin Ning, an outsider, left, Nuwa directly revealed her conjecture.

Nuwa had her suspicions when Bai Chen the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult.

After all, Bai Chen couldn't have established the bizarre and outrageous Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult for no reason. You know, the last time this cat acted up, it was while playing in the mud by the Yellow River Basin.

"Snort!"

Bai Chen crossed his arms in front of his chest, snorted coldly, and then turned his head to the side.

I, Great God Bai Chen, will absolutely not yield to any rebellion within the sect, nor utter a single word.

"Bad Cat, you won't tell, huh?"

"Then return the stolen goods in your dojo to their original owners."

Nuwa sneered. This Bad Cat really thinks she can't control it? How utterly ridiculous!

This Bad Cat is inherently greedy; those treasures are its second life.

"Nuwa, you mustn't!"

"Those aren't stolen goods; they're all opportunities that this great god has found, all of them are this great god's."

Upon hearing that Nuwa intended to touch his treasure, Bai Chen immediately lost his composure and began to struggle frantically.

"You stole that from someone else's dojo!"

Nuwa ruthlessly exposed Bai Chen's evil deeds. Did she really think that this cat could erase its misdeeds just because it deceived itself all day long?

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