Guang Chengzi, the Primordial World's Personal Shopper!
Why doesn't this cat return the Innate Spiritual Root, the Yellow Middle Plum, that it stole from its own dojo?
Bai Chen: This great master found this opportunity in your dojo through his own abilities, why should I return it to you?
If you're so capable, why don't you go and seek your fortune in this great god's Zu Fei Palace!
Ignoring the Queen Mother of the West's cat-eating glare, Bai Chen continued his hawking:
"Innate Spiritual Root, Five Needles Pine cones, Primordial Unity Golden Immortal status."
Five of these stones, condensing the Five Qi in the Chest, can help one achieve the status of Primordial Unity Golden Immortal. They can also be used to comprehend the Five Elements Laws. A set of five only costs 888,888 Merit and Fortune Coin!
"The Sunlight Divine Water corrodes the flesh and blood, the Moonlight Divine Water devours the true spirit and magical power, and the Starlight Divine Water erodes the Three Flowers on the Crown the primordial spirit."
The combined essence of the Three Lights Divine Water is an unparalleled holy medicine that can save the physical body and blood, heal the Primordial Spirit True Spirit, and cure the Three Flowers on the Crown!
"An essential medicine for home and travel, and even for murder and cover-ups!"
Three bottles per set, each set contains 30 million Merit and Fortune Coin!
"..."
"The Innate Xun Grass is the number one beauty elixir in the Primordial World! Primordial World female immortals, even if your appearance has been ruined by Daoist magic and supernatural powers, this Innate Xun Grass can help you restore your original beauty!"
"One plant costs only 1.8 million Merit and Fortune Coin!"
"..."
Bai Chen's products were becoming increasingly outrageous, ranging from spiritual fruits that could enhance cultivation and strength, to the Three Lights Divine Water that could heal injuries and poison others, to beauty herbs, and even some Innate Origin extracted from the bodies of Innate Great God. In short, he had all sorts of things.
When the Sect Master Tongtian saw Bai Chen setting up a stall and hawking his wares in his Highest Pure Sacred Realm, he couldn't stand it anymore.
Is this cat here to listen to the teachings, or to dispose of stolen goods and earn Merit and Fortune Coin?
"Ahem, Bai Chen ~"
The Sect Master Tongtian coughed, as if to warn Bai Chen, but he stopped talking the next moment.
"Saint Tongtian, is there something you need?"
When Bai Chen heard the Sect Master Tongtian call him, he looked up and asked him a question.
"Fine!"
The Sect Master Tongtian could only say that everything was fine, because a guest had appeared at Bai Chen's place, forcing him to shut up—that was none other than his good elder brother, Taiqing Laozi!
The Sect Master Tongtian was speechless. Bai Chen was causing trouble by setting up a stall here. How could Taiqing Laozi, as a saint, have the nerve to patronize Bai Chen's business?
Seeing that the Sect Master Tongtian was unharmed, Bai Chen warmly entertained Taiqing Laozi.
"Saint Taiqing, please take your time looking around. I still have quite a few spiritual fruits and roots here that can be used for alchemy."
Bai Chen greeted Taiqing Laozi warmly, hoping that this alchemy fanatic would monopolize all of its spiritual medicines, fruits, and herbs.
As for if Taiqing Laozi dares to cheat me out of my money and not pay for what I buy, I, Great God Bai Chen, will turn around and go to Great Luo Heaven to complain to Dao Ancestor Hongjun.
Nail Taiqing Laozi to the pillar of shame among sages, making his reputation even worse than that of Zhunti Jieyin.
Chapter 215 The Primordial World World's Guangchengzi! (Please Read On!)
Seeing that Taiqing Laozi had not yet made a choice, Bai Chen spoke up:
"Saint Taiqing, if you don't find the spiritual medicine, fruit, or herb you're looking for here, just tell me the name of the medicine you need, or its effects. Of course, it would be best if you could tell me where it grows."
I'll find some time to go and get the goods, I guarantee I'll get them for you.
Now that Nuwa has attained sainthood, Bai Chen's warehouse has grown considerably.
As long as it knows the location, and it's not a sacred place or one of those inauspicious sites, it dares to go there to buy goods.
"Bai Chen, you shouldn't go to buy the goods."
Taiqing Laozi quickly stopped Bai Chen. Others might not know what Bai Chen meant by "buying goods," but didn't he?
The cat's acquisition of goods most likely involved plundering, forcibly seizing them from other Innate Divine Beast Innate Deity.
If this cat really went to buy goods, it's possible that what it stole today will be widely known throughout the Primordial World tomorrow as something that Taiqing Laozi instigated Bai Chen to plunder everywhere.
At that time, my reputation as Taiqing Laozi will probably become as bad as that of Jieyin and Jieyin and Zhunti, and Nuwa who let the cat run rampant.
"Bai Chen, these are all I need!"
Taiqing Laozi spent a long time browsing Bai Chen's cat stall, picking out quite a few items, mostly rare spiritual herbs, fruits, and plants.
These materials are extremely rare in the outside world, and may even be possessed only by Bai Chen in the entire Primordial World, such as the fruit of the Yellow Middle Plum and the fruit of the Five Needles Pine.
Even a sage like Laozi of Taiqing could not obtain it except from Bai Chen.
Taiqing Laozi's transaction alone amounted to over three billion Merit and Fortune Coin, truly revealing the saint's inhuman extravagance.
After the more than 3 billion Merit and Fortune Coin arrived in his account, Bai Chen took out a handful of Innate Xun Grass and handed it to Taiqing Laozi:
"Saint Taiqing, these Xun Grass are a gift from me. Eating them can beautify your skin!"
"Bai Chen's selections are always top-notch!"
Bai Chen was hoping that Taiqing Laozi would take care of his business in the future, so he didn't mind giving the other party some free gifts.
"Forehead!"
Taiqing Laozi was speechless when he saw the Innate Xun Grass that Bai Chen handed him.
If Bai Chen had given him other spiritual herbs, medicines, or fruits with different effects, Taiqing Laozi would have gladly accepted them. But this cat gave him beauty herbs.
My appearance manifests as an old man, corresponding to the aged appearance of the great god Pangu. Do I need this beauty herb?
Seeing that Taiqing Laozi didn't seem to need the Innate Xun Grass, Bai Chen said:
"Saint Taiqing, if you don't need it, you can give it to your disciple Xuan Du; he does."
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Upon hearing this, Xuan Du, who was standing next to Taiqing Laozi, was immediately stunned.
Great God Bai Chen, are you implying that I, Xuan Du, am ugly?
Bai Chen with low emotional intelligence: Yeah, you really are ugly. Those four moles on your head are too annoying!
Bai Chen, with high emotional intelligence: Xuan Du, buy more Xun Grass from this great god in the future, and I'll give you a discount.
In the end, Taiqing Laozi still made Xuan Du accept the handful of Innate Xun Grass that Bai Chen handed over, thinking that it was free and therefore worth taking.
Furthermore, Taiqing Laozi felt that the four fleshy moles on Xuan Du's head seemed to indeed require the use of the Innate Xun Grass).
After seeing Taiqing Laozi return from shopping at Bai Chen's place, the Sect Master Tongtian said in an annoyed tone:
"Brother, what you're doing is rather inappropriate!"
The Sect Master Tongtian was quite displeased with Taiqing Laozi's act of supporting Bai Chen's cat stall.
This cat caused trouble during halftime, Laozi Taiqing, a sage, went to support it—what kind of behavior is that?
If it weren't for Taiqing Laozi, Sect Master Tongtian would have investigated Bai Chen's cat stall long ago.
"I inherited the art of alchemy, and Bai Chen's innate spiritual fruits, herbs, and elixirs are very difficult to find outside."
Taiqing Laozi expressed his helplessness, estimating that the things he bought from Bai Chen should be enough for him to refine a number of top-quality golden pills.
Even refining the golden pill that can create Daluo Golden Immortal is not a problem.
Bai Chen: Taiqing Laozi, if you can't refine the Golden Elixir that can create Daluo Golden Immortal using Yellow Middle Plum fruit as material, you shouldn't be living in the Primordial World.
Not to mention that you inherited the alchemy skills of the great god Pangu; the great god Pangu couldn't afford to lose face like that.
"Well!"
The Sect Master Tongtian sighed; his elder brother, Taiqing Laozi, only had the hobby of alchemy.
Seeing that Bai Chen had materials for alchemy, they couldn't help but be tempted.
In contrast, his second brother, Yuanshi Tianzun, was more concerned about his image and didn't lower himself to patronize Bai Chen's cat stall.
If Taiqing Laozi knew what Sect Master Tongtian was saying, he would just chuckle and say:
My silly third brother, didn't you see Guangchengzi picking things out at Bai Chen's stall?
Are the vast majority of the items they choose still materials for refining weapons?
Do you think Guangchengzi, a junior, could afford the things from Bai Chen's stall?
Even the cheapest item on Bai Chen's stall might be something Guangchengzi couldn't afford even after cultivating for another ten eons.
Can you guess where he got his Merit and Fortune Coin?
Moreover, those refining materials are extremely difficult to refine; Guangchengzi's cultivation level simply wouldn't allow him to refine them. Guess who he bought them for?
"Great God Bai Chen, this is all I'll buy."
After Guangchengzi finished selecting his items, he handed Bai Chen nearly two billion Merit and Fortune Coin.
"Guangchengzi, this is for you!"
After receiving payment, Bai Chen handed the other party a set of Five Needles Pine cones and a Yellow Middle Plum as a free gift.
Bai Chen isn't stupid; she knows perfectly well that Guangchengzi is a personal shopper.
After all, Guangchengzi, who is not even a Daluo Golden Immortal, could not possibly have come up with nearly two billion Merit and Fortune Coin if he wasn't a proxy buyer.
"Thank you so much Great God Bai Chen!"
After receiving the gift, Guangchengzi quickly bowed to Bai Chen to express his gratitude.
After all, Bai Chen had said before that the Yellow Middle Plum Fruit of the Daluo Golden Immortal, and that eating it would allow one to become an early-stage Daluo Golden Immortal.
Guangchengzi estimated that if he took the Five Needles Pine cones and Yellow Middle Plum plums back, given his master Yuanshi Tianzun's saintly status, he would definitely not value these gifts and would ultimately bestow them upon him.
Guangchengzi felt a little excited at the thought that he would soon become Daluo Golden Immortal in the early stage.
Bai Chen, seeing Guangchengzi's expression, knew what he was thinking, so he gave him a reminder:
"Eat the Five Needles Pine cones first, then the Yellow Middle Plum, otherwise there will be side effects!"
Bai Chen was genuinely afraid that Guangchengzi would eat Yellow Middle Plum plums and ruin himself, which would then lead to Yuanshi Tianzun accusing him of wrongdoing.
"Thanks for the reminder, expert!"
After bowing to Bai Chen, Guangchengzi left Bai Chen's stall.