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I, Celestial Dragon!
Chapter 429

The Most Terrifying Woman

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After acquiring most of the items, Gawain, along with Shalria, left Sabaody Island amidst the awe-inspiring gazes of everyone present.

After passing through the Bubble Gondola and returning to Mary Geoise, as Gawain walked along the long, self-propelled street, Uta's voice happened to come from the forest.

"Do flowers and grasses have to sing like this so that everyone can hear a whole forest?"

Mr. Brook, I always felt that our musical philosophies didn't quite align.

Hmm, Uncle Bones, your rock music is really amazing, but I don't think I can capture the passion you're trying to convey.

So it seems our band still needs to recruit some more talent!

"Yes..."

As soon as Uta finished speaking, Brook's voice came from the woods.

"I'm already quite old, all I'm left are bones."

Well, my old bones have really turned into nothing more than bones.

I'm not very familiar with current popular music, although I really like the energy in Uta's music.

But... hohoho, at my age, I really can't sing with the energy and joy of a little girl anymore!

Hearing this, Gawain stopped and smiled.

Beside Gawain, Shalria squinted and pondered for a moment, then Dawu.

"Oh, wasn't that my goddaughter Uta who just spoke?"

As for the "Bones Uncle" that our goddaughter mentioned...

Shalria for a moment, then asked in confusion?

"That skeletal man, that's strange, hasn't he been taken to be fed to the dogs yet?"

"Cough cough!"

Gawain chuckled and patted Shalria's bottom.

"What are you talking about? Brook is a good guy, how could he be dragged off to feed the dogs?"

As for now, they've probably heard us. Let's wait a moment, see what they're doing, and then we'll go back together."

As soon as he finished speaking, Gawain looked towards the forest, following the direction of the sound.

About ten seconds later, a dozen or so figures emerged from the forest.

Besides Uta and Brook, Princess Vivi was also there, along with some members of the squad protecting them.

Now, while the Dark Bird Ship is undergoing repairs and upgrades, Gawain has already sorted out the personnel of each squad.

Besides the captains of each squad, the members of the other squads also have their own duties.

Those who could follow and protect Uta and the others were naturally the members of the First Division, who were under Rayleigh's command. They were relatively more detached, but Rayleigh was now just waiting to hand over the position of First Division Captain.

On one hand, Rayleigh took a liking to Issho, but Issho wasn't interested in the position of captain of the First Division.

Rather than acting as a mediator and issuing orders, Yixiao prefers to be an executor.

Therefore, it's really difficult to hand over Mr. Rayleigh's position.

Rayleigh decided to use the First Division positions as a way to attract talent. If other powerful figures, such as Marine Admiral, were willing to join in the future, it would be appropriate to have them serve as the First Division captains to succeed the elderly Rayleigh.

As for a smile...

With the addition of Doflamingo and Moria, and the gradual strengthening of younger generations such as Ace and Law, the situation has improved.

The squad leader positions originally planned for everyone are now somewhat insufficient...

Although there weren't more than a dozen monsters on the ship, there were already more than a dozen people with the strength of the Shichibukai.

In order to house more monsters and provide them with more privileged rights and status.

Gawain simply brought out the Zero Squad as well.

In a world where strength reigns supreme, the Grim Reaper's approach is still quite suitable.

Thirteen normal squads can accommodate almost everyone, including squad captains and vice-captains, and even some seated officers can be monsters.

However, if they are not suited to the squad structure, or if they dislike the demanding job of a squad leader, they can join the transcendent Zero Squad alongside Gawain.

Furthermore, by linking the qualification to join the Zero Division with merit, a stable promotion path can be provided for the captains of each division, thus preventing the problem of having no way to advance further.

These rules are sufficient for now; as for the future...

Gawain Wenyi awaits the so-called Gate to All Heavens in his dream. If he and his subordinates can tread towards the stars and the sea, then expansion will never end.

Furthermore, if the so-called portal cannot communicate with the heavens...

By then, Gawain will have other rules to appease his subordinates, whose future is destined to be even more prosperous.

In short, the members of the First Division followed behind Uta and respectfully bowed to Gawain.

At the same time, Uta laughed and rushed towards Gawain, leaping onto Gawain shoulder and playing with Gawain hair.

Seeing this, Shalria couldn't help but smile. With her eyes narrowed, she playfully patted Uta's leg, which was covered in pink and white stockings, as if she were angry.

"Uta, my goddaughter, hehe, I actually have a goddaughter!!!"

Uh... cough cough!!!

In short, don't be hasty in your actions; be courteous and act in accordance with your future status as Celestial Dragon!

Hehe... Hmm.

"It's friendly, but if those despicable scum from other families see this, they might not dare say anything to my face, but they'll definitely talk about the rules of my Gawain Family behind my back!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Shalria couldn't help but chuckle.

She's not even eighteen yet, but she's already acting like a mother.

And this mother's husband is Gawain, someone with the highest level of good looks among the modern-day Celestial Dragon!!!

Thinking of this, Shalria's laughter grew even more unrestrained; she even turned to the side and burst into laughter.

Seeing Shalria's behavior like this, Uta had annoyed expression and unceremoniously reached out and grabbed Charlia's chest.

"Hey, you woman have no manners yourself, yet you're telling others to follow the rules."

Hmph, I'm already being good enough by not learning bad habits from you!

After saying that, Uta ignored Shalria was blushing and glaring at him, clutching her chest in extreme shyness.

She grabbed Gawain's ears with both hands, gently kneading them as she spoke to Gawain.

"Godfather, why are none of the mothers you found for me normal?"

Hancock's mom is always silly around you, but in other places she's terribly tough and arrogant.

Gion Mama either only leads us through horrible sword training, or... she just makes us watch her drink and perform tricks...

Shirahoshi, why can my younger sister be a mother? If she can, why can't I?

And Shalria, sob, she loves to act like a little adult, even though she's walked far less than everyone else."

As he spoke, Uta raised his head and gave Shalria a fierce look.

Meeting Uta's gaze, Shalria slightly taken aback, then immediately squatted down on the grass beside her.

Shalria reached out her delicate right hand and gently touched the grass on the ground, her face filled with sorrow.

"My daughter hates me, how can I possibly have my own little Celestial Dragon like this...?"

Kids these days are terrifying, each generation is worse than the last. Other people's mothers are exactly like that...

Ugh, it's so hard to be a mom who isn't understood by her child~~~."

Just as Shalria was wailing, nearby...

Gawain, who was holding Uta, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

He understood Shalria's thoughts all too well; the girl's kindness towards Uta wasn't feigned, it was genuine.

After all, the Celestial Dragon have countless flaws, but their only virtue is their excessive pampering of their offspring.

There is no palace intrigue in the Celestial Dragon' families, and they have no inheritance to fight over. Every child who is not born out of wedlock, regardless of age, will have the identity of Celestial Dragon and property allocated by the World Government.

As for the positions of the heads of the various families...

Honestly, most Celestial Dragon don't care about that.

The Celestial Dragon' clan leaders don't even need to hold meetings; aside from receiving slightly higher pensions than ordinary Celestial Dragon, they have absolutely no power.

The Celestial Dragon, who generally lack ambition, wouldn't care much about the position of clan leader.

Therefore, as long as Gawain approves, Shalria doesn't care about having another Celestial Dragon as a goddaughter.

Besides, look closely at every Celestial Dragon in One Piece.

Whether it's Doflamingo's mother or Shalria's father.

Which of these elders hasn't spoiled their children like precious treasures?

This is the tradition of the Celestial Dragon!

Looking at the melancholy Shalria, Uta's eyes also grew increasingly melancholy.

It seems only my godfather is reliable in this whole family, humph!

Gawain coughed twice, amused.

"Shalria, stop fooling around and come back to me."

"Okay, Gawain giegie~~~."

Shalria moved at the first sign of trouble, her white skirt ruffling some of the flowers and grass, and in the blink of an eye, she took Gawain's hand again.

While holding hands, she also showed her hand to Uta, and stuck out her tongue at Uta arrogantly.

Uta turned her head away unhappily and laid her entire body on the back of Gawain's head.

Upon seeing this, Shalria's expression froze.

"Giegie, I want you to carry me too~~~."

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around, girl, don't upset your sister Shalria."

Never mind all that, well... Brook!

Gawain briefly calmed the girls who were throwing a tantrum, then turned to Brook, who was utterly embarrassed.

"I overheard you talking to Uta just now that the ship's musician troupe is currently a bit short, is that right?"

"Hmm..."

Hearing Gawain's words, Brook raised his eyes to look at Uta and Shalria, and after confirming that the two were behaving themselves and not teasing him, he nodded gently.

"Indeed, sir, it would be difficult for Uta and me to form the same band, given our different styles."

Moreover, the style of the teams that Uta had previously assembled didn't really suit me.

So, although it's a bit troublesome, I'm afraid I need to find a band that's more suitable for me.

After all, I'm good at both symphonic music and explosive rock...

"And Uta, even if she's the best light music singer in the world, her team can't handle my style!"

At this point, Brook proudly raised his head. Even after decades of being buried in the ground, he still considered himself the best rock singer in the world.

He might be so-so when it comes to symphonic music, but those who play rock and roll are always free spirits!

As for him, hmph!

He and his old buddies have practically turned their rock music into a Rumbar Pirates!!!

Which rock musicians are freer than them?

Who else?!

Across from him, Gawain nodded at the confident Brook, then pointed behind him.

"I just rescued one of the best dancers in the West Blue from the auction. She's also skilled at some musical instruments. Perhaps you could take a look at her."

In addition, you can arrange for the guards around you to find suitable musicians for you.

"You can be more free than you think at your own stall."

At this point, Gawain waved to the person behind him, and the beautiful dancer quickly stepped forward.

Kneeling lightly on the ground, the dancer tucked her bare feet under her legs and bowed her head to speak to Gawain.

"The supreme Celestial Dragon, the great and benevolent Saint Gawain."

"I am merely a slave you purchased. Even if I am grateful for your salvation, I have no right to appear in your words."

As soon as she finished speaking, the dancer's delicate hands pressed flat on the grass, and she lay prostrate in front of Gawain.

Seeing this, Gawain bent down and helped the silver-haired dancer to her feet.

"Don't kneel, that's my first order."

As for the second one, after you arrive at my family, go find Stussy or Brook, or simply Uta's team.

Since you are the most outstanding dancer in West Blue, there will be many areas where we will need your help in the future.

Also, sigh..

Gawain patted the dancer's arm one last time.

"If you want to perfectly interpret art, then don't underestimate yourself first."

Regardless of your past, I declare to you that you are entitled to live the life you want.

As soon as he finished speaking, Gawain released the dancer and continued walking forward.

Shalria immediately followed him away, while Brook stayed with the dancer.

Looking at the skeletal figure standing beside her, the dancer felt a little afraid, but ultimately mustered up the courage to speak.

"My lord, my name is Evra, and I am..."

"Wow, what a lovely name, and she's such a beautiful person too."

If I hadn't become like this, I might have pursued you passionately!

So please don't call me "sir" or "madam". That won't make me happy, it will only make me feel flattered!

I've been with this team for a few months now, and I think I know a little about it.

There is only one adult in this team, and that is Gawain.

As for me, well, I'm just a lucky one who, though forgotten by the times, is fortunate enough to stand at the forefront of this new era!

After saying that, Brook took off his top hat, and his afro spread out in a flash.

Just as the afro made the dancer flinch, Brook bowed and spoke to her.

"My beautiful lady, forget the so-called 'adult' titles, just call me by my name, Brook!"

As long as I don't hear any curses coming from your mouth, your smile is the greatest respect you can show me!

As for... cough cough.

If you absolutely must do something for me to gradually ease your anxiety...

"Then, please allow me to take a look at your panties...?!"

Click!!!

A terrifying flash of lightning streaked across the sky, and after the lightning subsided, Brook, who had been muttering incoherently, collapsed into a dark, limp heap.

In the distance, Gawain couldn't help but roll his eyes as he took a walk.

"Brook, this guy, carries an air of elegance from a bygone era; he's truly a musician worth looking forward to."

As for personality and character, those are actually quite good as well.

His one particular quirk is truly baffling.

Even I know that if the person he's greeting actually lets him see his underwear, he'll actually hide away in embarrassment.

But regardless, such a question is incredibly rude!

"Yeah yeah!!!"

Uta nodded vigorously above Gawain's head, confirming Gawain's statement.

Uta said with dissatisfaction.

"Uncle Bones is great in every way, except for his verbal tic that makes you want to break all his bones!"

If you ask me, Godfather, you should just throw him in front of Charlotte Linlin.

His verbal tic is something he should be showing off to the most terrifying women in the world, like Big Mom!!!

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